Sell you a Bridge chapter 209
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It was pretty damn late when we actually started eating. Jambalaya takes hours to finish cooking when done properly. Since it was also kind of heavy for kids, mom made sandwiches for the girls and put them to bed at 8:30. She had the spare rooms for Lian and Paula ready and Hana loved having her friend over so no one minded. Once they went to bed we all sat down to eat, and since it was family only, the whole thing invariably came back to what I'd been doing the last month or so.
Reggie seemed the most excited for the new summon, with Wally close behind. The two of them were actually getting along pretty well, which I attributed to no one telling Wally the man was a master thief, but this was a family dinner so that didn't matter. Still my old friend was practically salivating for some reason. "So you have another one of those things coming? I've seen the Knights and that magic user is pretty cool. What are you gonna do next? Some kind of ninja?"
I rolled my eyes at his one track mind. "No. The Knights are pure tanks with some heavy damage. I considered fast dps but that's my role, so I've been researching a void paladin. Sort of an elite warrior unity. Better damage than the Knight but tankier than me, and with some void magic thrown in though not as strong as the little guy. Sort of a queen piece kind of thing if you're using chess as a reference. I've been saving up for the points, but honestly even with my keyblade making them cheaper this one is a doozy. It's going to take the full fifty thousand so I'm waiting until I re-up."
The last thing I wanted was my reserves bottomed out again. The headache wasn't debilitating but it still fucking sucked. Artemis couldn't have cared less about any of that though. "What about the dungeon. What kind of place is it? How does it work? If it can hold Savage and Luthor reliablyit must be pretty amazing. Despite how weak they are they're both brilliant and Savage is old as dirt."
That had definitely factored into my upgrade choice, as had the existence of Klarion the Bitch Boy. I needed something that could trap a Lord of Chaos, since I was pretty sure he wouldn't agree to me taking his toys away. From all reports the little bastard lived for entertainment and had probably joined The Light for exactly the kind of nonsense that led them to invite hostile aliens to earth in some sort of weird Machiavellian plot to use them for a reputation boost.
Honestly I wasn't entirely clear on what The Light's plan WAS. Like...was it just to get attacked and resist so that everyone knew how tough humans were? Because that was like...legendarily stupid. I didn't even think that counted as a plan, more a series of loosely connected events they were hoping would play out in a certain order. I had to assume anyone who could beat Superman consistently for years had the IQ of a field mouse at least, so there was probably some melodramatic and overcomplicated reveal that would make it all make sense, but honestly I didn't care enough to bother letting them tell me even after I tossed them in my superjail.
Speaking of which. "The jail is a Tier Four prison aspected to hold demons and spiritual entities called a Hellfire Oubliette. Which is a really stupid name for a really amazing prison I was only able to afford because being a devil gave me a fifty percent discount. I didn't even know that was possible, but apparently the base has certain conditions that can grant extra perks. The new prison i impressive as hell, no pun intended, considering I could have upgraded the entire hall to a Tier Four material for the same cost."
Zee, who was obviously excited to research a powerful magical prison, made the logical leap. "You're planning to stuff Klarion in there with them. You said it's Tier Four, will it even hold him? Klarion is a Chaos Lord, one of the great primordial powers of disorder. Sure, he's also an irritating brat who never shuts up, but I don't know if something that low level will even work."
I could understand that sentiment, but she was wrong. "You're underestimating the island. I don't knew where the hell it came from, but the tier system it uses doesn't work additivelly. It's exponential. It's why the cost for a Tier Two material is ten times the cost of a Tier One. I tried having Sigfried take a chunk out of the walls of the Hall, and he couldn't leave more than a slight scratch. Considering he's strong enough to go blow for blow with a Black Scarab warrior he has muscle to spare."
She nodded in understanding. "Combined with the fact that the place is specifically designed for things like Klarion it should be even more effective. That might actually work. If that power differential holds up that's a monstrously effective prison."
Dreamer piped up. "If that doesn't work we do have other options. We might be able to convince Highfather to let us put them in the singularity stockade. If anything would hold a Chaos Lord aside from Morgan's insane power it would be that place. "You can take them back to New Genesis through your corridors right?"
That was a bit iffy, but honestly not impossible. "I mean, they'll probably go insane from exposure to the primordial darkness, or at least Luthor and Savage will, but that's not really a deal breaker for me. Them being crazy in an inescapable prison isn't much different than them being sane. I agreed not to kill the bastards, not to take it easy on them."
We must have gotten too into the conversation because my mother finally had enough and cleared her throat. "That's quite enough of that kind of talk at dinner thank you very much. Let's switch to a more pleasant topic." She turned to Dreamer. "Now why don't you tell us a bit more about the things you've tried since you came to visit dear. I want to make sure my son has been a proper host."
Dreamer blushed, but looked pleased. "He's been an absolute gentleman. We went to the carnival together, and the movies, and to the park once or twice." I'd taken Dreamer on a few more dates on the rare downtime I allowed myself, they had been really nice, and it was wonderful to get to know her better. Her smile when she looked at me was adoring. "I can't think of anyone better to introduce me to earth than those two." She included Zee in the expression, and expected mom to react but she mostly didn't.
That more than anything convinced me my girlfriend was a miracle worker, but I supposed that came with the territory of being a goddess. I cleared my throat to show I was changing the subject and turned to Wally. "So I don't think I've asked, what have you been upto since you got back?" I hadn't heard much from Wally since our return, aside from him showing up to these, he'd mostly just been enjoying spending time with his now civilian girlfriend, as well as her mother and niece, whose father was actually a friend of his.
There had been plenty of responses I had expected but the one he gave wasn't one of them. "I've been going for my PhD in molecular physics." We all turned to stare at him in shock. Wally had been in high school like the rest of us last I checked. Speaking of which I made a mental note to get a degree or something with my power. I was sure there was some kind of quick certification spam from Harvard or something, and my power would put me in a position to actually get all those benefits.
Our shock must have been pretty obvious because Wally laughed. "The Speed Force doesn't just make me move faster it makes me think faster. I also haven't been forgetting things. The ability to read and remember whole libraries made finishing high school a snap and I've been working on my doctorate." He hesitated a bit. "As much as I loved hero work...I just haven't felt the same about being Kid Flash since the OZ. I'm taking a step back to focus on the science. It just feels right."
Artemis put a supportive hand on his shoulder. "And that's all that matters. I already told you how proud of you I am. Honestly I get it. I don't think anyone would begrudge either of us a bit of normal for a while." She paused, her lips quirking up sardonically. "Or as normal as an eighteen year old trying for a doctorate is anyway. But really, you've always been brilliant. I just know you're going to do amazing things with all that knowledge."
My mom raised an eyebrow at me, but didn't actually ask me when I was going to graduate. I had to hold back a snicker at the stereotypical vibe of 'what are you doing with your life' considering I was eighteen and literally one of the ten richest people on the entire planet, as well as having literal superpowers. Still, it was almost nice. Having my mom look at me and wonder what I was going to do in the future. After that mess on New Genesis and then our time in the OZ I felt like this kind of thing was something I could have easily missed out on.
It was also a damn good question. I'd been through so much in the last year, and I was still pretty damn young. I had years in me still, and so much to learn about my power and the way the world worked. I'd been trying to work with my power more between research, and I'd managed some small things. Slightly changing the flavor of a stick of gum (cinnamon to spearmint) and the color of my shoes.Even tiny things like that were absolutely exhausting to me, so I had a long way to go before I could come close to doing the kinds of things my points could do with an email to funnel themselves through.
But in the end I didn't need an answer. As pleasant as it was to have that normal pressure as a sort of token nod to who I might have been, I'd accomplished plenty. I wasn't done by a long shot, but I didn't feel that same rush to prove myself that most people my age did. I'd made my bones, now I was free to just learn and grow. To spend time with my girls and my family, and to really enjoy my life, without pressure to steal or fight or protect us from supervillains or evil gods that wanted to destroy my city.
But in order to get there I had to handle this one last thing. The Reach and The Light were a threat that I couldn't ignore. My little sister was in danger, my PLANET was in danger, and while I might not be a hero, I was plenty selfish, and I didn't share my things. This was my world, and if the reach wanted it, they were going to have to pry it from my cold half dead hands, and I had a pretty tight grip.
I looked around again, at my friends and family, and captured the moment. Because this would be the fuel I used. This would be what drove me when I was back in battle, matching myself again alien conquerors and world ending supervillains. This was what I was fighting for, and it was worth it. But hey, I supposed I wasn't that unusual after all, because much like teenagers throughout history, in only a short while, I was going off to war.