V1 Furina's Saxy Showtime (Genshin)

Furina's Saxy Showtime:

"Hnnnggg~! Those wretched foooools. I told them I was fine with my Macaroni Bolognese for the night and they GGRRGGGGGLLLEEE nngggh prepared me the worst meal of all!" Furina whined to herself and her Salon Solitaire as she sported a massive growling belly. Compared to her petite butt and even flatter chest, the dome gurgling out of her had become her main point of interest after the dinner Lumine had given her last night!

Furina's brow knitted as she felt more gas pains rumble through her... it was breakfast time and even looking at her leftovers made her bowels inflate! Lumine had thought she was doing her a kindness, asking what sort of dishes Furina often ate in the palace. Neuvellite had said that everything she ate was exquisite, whether it be desserts or luncheons. However, Lumine and Paimon had to go before Neuvellite could continue explaining that Lady Furina actually detested some of the wild combinations the artistic chefs could make... and Lumine had done just that.

Furina's Dinner... and looking to be both her breakfast and her doom... was a massive Fontainian Cassoulet with white beans and lentils and paired with a disastrous course of Choucroute. While the food was absolutely delicious... For some reason Lumine had added strawberry jam to the glazing and Dendro Slime jelly to the Cassoulet!? Not only was the Cassoulet wreaking havoc with Furina's tummy by itself even without the Choucroute... but that was before these exotic ingredients made it even worse!

"Hnngghh oooh!" Furina moaned as despite how foul it was for a gorgeous, amazing actress like her self to crassly blow wind so hard it cracked wood and metal... she felt so much better from that one fart alone! But as Furina looked down at the torpedo sticking from her... she hadn't even shrunk an inch! Furina heard angry snipping and concerned blooping as her Salon was checking up on her. Furina sighed and demanded her clothes... she would power through this!

"An Actress does not pay heed to the sufferings of the stomach. With an iron will, she can handle anything!" Furina said, before doing what others thought would have been impossible. Furina took in a massive breath, her stomach jutting out nearly three feet from her tiny frame, almost bigger than she was tall! Furina then did as she had done many times before, and defied the impossible, still sucking in air, Furina made a grunt of effort and sucked in her massive belly. And all at once the diving bell sticking from her was nearly gone, instead a very pressurized and very rumbly muffintop was left. Furina pouted that even sucking it in as much as she could she was left with a muffin top!

"Oohnnn I hate iiit! Every Time someone makes me Cassoulet it's always been disastrous! Why couldn't I just say no!? But Lumine put in far too much effort and I could not brush off the work of another just so- GGRRLLLLRRRGGRLLRE oooohhh!" Furina whined and pranced in her room as she stared at her breakfast warming up. Her stomach swelled another inch. Furina's bedroom was already a disaster from the gas she'd unknowingly released in her sleep and she was swelling right before her eyes! Yet hunger and the dignity to finish what was gifted to her overrode her common sense.

Gentilhomme Usher carried Furina's clothes to her as Surintendante Chevalmarin was still cleaning her bedroom with Mademoiselle Crabaletta crabbily pushing the ruined decorations around. "Eee!" Furina felt another wave of gas hit, quickly she pulled down her panties and let her shiny bottom free lest she blow a hole through these too! Not a moment too soon as Furina's little behind let out quite the performance a second later.

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A massive bassy fart bellowed from behind Furina, almost launching her six inches into the air Gentilehomme Usher quickly grabbed her breakfast before it was sent flying like everything else. Dark blue and swirling white fumes of sugary delight slammed into the walls like a tsunami and knocked the other two Salon members to the wall, as well as knocked all the decorations placed back on their seats back to the ground. Furina could even hear the wall crack a little! Her eyes widened as she realized her new neighbors must have heard this all night long! Furina's cheeks went crimson as knew she needed to get out of the house

"Mademesoille Crabaletta. Chauffer mode if you will." Furina asked, though there was quite the haughty inclination in her voice. Her large summoned crab grumpily snipped her claws, but she hastily skittered her way in front of Furina and lowered herself. Furina sat down on Crabaletta and patted her side to tell her to start moving. And so, riding her Salon member. Furina set off through Fontaine's wonderous cityscape of shining lights and shining futures... GGRGRGRLLLLGLRGRGRRGREEE "On second thought nggg~ Perhaps somewhere... extremely private would be best! There is plenty of time before the final practice and tonights show after all! Hehee~" Furina giggled off the immense gas cramp as her stomach roiled. The looming thought of a giant bubble bursting was now permanently stuck in her head like a second prophecy...

Furina was carefully crab-lifted all the way past the edges of the city... finding a place where she was more in danger of being attacked by wildlife than seen by any of her former citizens. "ooohh not a moment too soon! Thank you Crabaletta, your cheuffer skills are getting even better!" Furina hastily bounced off Crabaletta's head as she pranced. Her sunken in stomach was a balloon of its own now! Growling and roaring like an enraged whale. Furina needed to fart worse than she could remember in the last 500 years! With tears in her eyes from the strain, Furina hastily ran to a place where her Salon couldn't see her as her gut roared and roiled like crashing waves against the shore. "Hhaaa ooh ngg not gonna make iiiit!" Furina squeeled as she managed to sprint behind a massive boulder and hastily hiked down her lacy bloomers and panties, placing a bubble on the floor to avoid them getting filthy from the ground. Furina hastily slammed her hands against the boulder so she didn't fly off into the air, and bit her lip.

"How dare you ngghh oooo that's... really intense." Furina groaned as the pressure hit her. Sucking in her already monstrously gassy belly made it feel like a normal person having dived several hundred feet under the water! But Furina was not normal, mortal or not, she was an actress again! Thanks to Lumine, Paimon, the Troupe, and Neuvellite... she had taken on acting again. Keeping it small still as she got her courage back, but the joy of acting clearly showed on her face whenever she was on stage. Furina heard bloops behind her as Surintendante Chevalmarin was floating over her clothes so Mademoiselle Crabaleta didn't cut a hole in them.

Furina put on her immaculate outfit, even with her house being far more... modest, keyword: dishevelled, then her former palace home. She took pride in her dress at all costs! Furina then switched to her Oceana form to avoid ruffling her gorgeous lengthy hair, and sat down. GGGRRGGRLLLGRRRGGRLLEEE "Ngggh quiet you. I can handle this!" Furina patted her cheeks and looked at the meal fit for two still leftover from yesterday. Furina gulped in a bit of fear... if she was that gassy after eating half of it for dinner... how much worse would it be if she ate it all for breakfast?

The image of a Seabubble swelling up bigger than a house before popping filled Furina's overactive imagination before she squealed and shook the thoughts out of her head. Furina quickly took to the food. "Slow and steady controls the tide, fast and rough froths the river." Furina said to herself, while this was more of a silly metaphor, it was also true in eating this food. If she just scarfed it down, all the beans, cabbage, onions, thick meat and strange slime inside would really make her blow up into a bomb! She needed to eat it slowly and surely.

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"Hhhhaaaaiiii~!" Furina's stomach deflated like the ebbing tide as it mercifully shrank... and her ass unmercifully obliterated everything behind her with her colorful ultra sugary gas. The tsunami of dessert scented farts would spare nothing else to survive it's performance as the noise of an entire orchestra erupted from her tiny behind. Sugary gas barrelled down trees and rocks and gouged out the ground as Furina screamed in bliss, her mind overloaded with the sheer relief of unloading so much wind! Perhaps it was due to being half of the divine Focalors for so many years... but her wind was truly nothing less than godly! Furina's lewd Regina tunnel couldn't take the bliss anymore, and she began squirting quite the flood onto her panties and bloomers.

"Nggghh-NNOOO~!! OOOH SOOO GOOOOOOOD!" Furina squealed as her tsunami of wind kept going for nearly three minutes straight. Finally, mercifully, it ended... Furina almost fell backwards as her knees were wobbly, but her Salon all caught her in the nick of time as she gave a quiet smile before shivering in post orgasmic bliss. Furina's jaw dropped as she turned behind her... where once was beautiful Fontainian landscape was now a gorge of hallowed earth, blessed by her divine winds as much as it was torn apart. A swirling lake of sugar farts drifting along like a fog. Furina's cheeks turned cherry red as she hiked up her drenched undergarments.

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"There's still more!? At this point you are just being disrespectful! I have never been so gassy once before this!" Furina pouted at her belly. Before a second rumble hit her like a sucker punch from within. Knocking the breath out of her as Furina's eyes widened in terror. Even though she just farted a hole in the landscape... she NEEDED to do it gain right this second! Furina's Salon dissapeared before they could be annihilated as she ripped her drenched clothing down and braced for her intestinal cataclysm. "OOOHH BE GENTLE WITH MEEEEE!" She screamed, to her belly, her buttocks, or her throbbing slit, even she didn't know.

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Furina's second orchestra played out just as loud and powerfully as the first as the former Regina of Fontaine rode the waves of her gas and orgasms as one as delicately and professionally as only a seasoned actress could do... which was screaming her head off as she squirted so hard it cut into the boulder as her ass made the gorge a dozen feet deeper and wider than before. Furina tried shifting her legs to make the noise less... crass and lewd... as surely even from here the people of Fontaine could hear her wind... which was actually true as some thought it must be a raging beast echoing from the lands. But this would prove a hilarious mistake for poor Furina.

The second her thighs adjusted and her tiny buttocks were not being crassly assaulted by her sugary winds, the force of her gale turned almost directly downwards.

And Furina went directly upwards.

Squirting her head off as she flew straight into the air from her fart like a toy rocket for children, her white hair dazzling in the light as she screamed and sprayed cum and gas like a firework. Soaring nearly 40 feet into the sky from the force of her fart, Furina's bowels suddenly and traitorously calmed down. Leaving her stranded in the sky in the height of bliss for a few moments... before she realized there was an earthy grave waiting below her!

"AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!" Furina screamed as tears sprayed from her eyes almost as hard as her squirt had from her pussy. Summoning a massive bubble and her Salon, Furina braced for impact as she hurtled to the ground.

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A few seconds later, the massive bubble burst and Gentilehomme Usher and Surintendante Chivalmarin were carrying her the final few feet to the ground. Furina was gasping for breath.

"Heehee.. heeeheeheehee.. I... I did it! I survived! I'm... I'm wonderful! Everyone I did it!" Furina said to her Salon, before instantly passing out from the sheer overstimulation and stress she'd just had. Orgasming thirty gallons, farting several thousand, and freefalling fifty feet would do that to even the best actress in the world after all. As Furina fell forwards, her ability to suck in her tummy failed due to being unconcious, and her gut jumped from flat to a massive six foot blimp of pale bratty tummy her as her Salon all blooped and screed in panic. Luckily... her stomach had basically acted like a self deploying airbag as Furina was now moaning and softly breathing atop her gurgling blimp of a gut. The Salon blooped and screed at eachother as they tried to decide how to help her.

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That was, before a sleep fart blew Surintendante Chevalmarin into the boulder. The seahorse blowing bubbles a bit grumpily and worriedly as Furina was still insanely full of gas... And the practice was in six hours!

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Possibly continue

Add several musical **BRRMMT** Saxaphone/ Trumpet farts

Furina’s ass is a Baritone Saxophone according to music theory person.