A Cold Welcome Afterstory Two Part 2

One more part to go before we get to Afterstory Three.

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“Farewellll, my lovely dreaaam~ My crown of Ice wakes me still. Never forgotten, never visited agaiiin~ Farewell, land of Sun. Take my sorrowwww, and my jooooy, away with youuu~!” Sirin finished singing just in time as Sigrun couldn’t help but clap and smile as Sirin looked as flawless and regal as always for a moment as she basked in the applause after a wonderful song. *RRGGGRRGRLLLEE!* Until her stomach bubbled and Sirin gripped the seat, arcing her back as she had no time to prepare herself. Her eyes bolted open as Sigrun was too busy clapping to plug her ears, instead watching Sirin’s shame in slow motion as Sirin’s rear end erotically rose over the toilet hole, before a huge wet-

*PPPPBBBFFFRRSSSSFFSSSPPLLPPOOOOOORRRRRRTTT!* 

Burst out of Sirin’s asshole quite like the sound of a dozen Yoru fruits being crushed under a cart… Thankfully for both of them. The large expulsion of pure rotting swamp gas was confined to the outhouse hole. Sirin did not want to start dry heaving after smelling the atrocious odor her bottom was still producing thanks to the Bitter Puffs!

“NNnnggghhh. You will nngg never speak of this outside this little hole. All right?” Sirin groaned after finally finishing her newest barrage of fetid waste from her poisoned insides. Sirin’s face was as red as her horns as she tried to scowl, yet with a sheepish sudden lack of self confidence, she looked quite adorable all the way below Sigrun. Sigrun smiled, her temper and want to tease both abated. 

“For giving me a free song, I will forget your orchestral ass.” Sigrun grinned as Sirin’s jaw gaped, her tongue ready to flick out and hiss in anger before she stopped, put a hand over her forehead and pulled her hair back, and gave a relaxed smile. 

“Good. You are back to your normal annoying self. Now. Can you get me some food… I know I probably shouldn’t eat anything tonight until this… filth is out of me. But my stomachs are starting to yearn for sustenance…” Sirin asked as Sigrun nodded. Sigrun back peddled out of the bathroom extension of the insta-house until she was able to turn around and looked back towards the table with snacks on it. 

“Sirin. While I would love to torment you. You ate more than one bitter puff right? You really shouldn’t put anything into you but water for the next few hours. Even a day might still be risky.” Sigrun spoke up from across the house. 

“Ohhh just give me some food already. I feel so empty it’s like I haven’t eaten in days! Even if I owe him for not letting me sully my name as a Retainer… I am still going to whack Orion on the back of the head with my tail next I see him!” Sirin snapped as her stomachs growled with hunger once again. 

“I’m warning you. You put something in and it’ll come shooting out within minutes. I saw it with the recruits. You have to-“

“Sigruuuun! If I asked for commentary about my decision to eat more, I would have remembered that! Just pass me something to *UUURRROOORRRRPP* UUAAGGH! EWWWWW! SIGRUN JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I CAN WASH OUT MY MOUTH NOW PLEEEASSEEE!” Sirin shrieked from the other side of the wall. Sigrun tried not to laugh as she sighed, careful of her own sloshing guts that seemed to have calmed for now, she grabbed the entire tray… While this was more than enough to fill up a human or dwarf’s average appetite… this was not enough for even one of the large monster girls. Though it was meant to be a snack not midnight dinner… breakfast? Dinfast? 

Sigrun carefully sloshed and waddled her way over, stepping slowly over the Imeri as Sirin continued to wail. Even before Sigrun turned she could smell it as her nose wrinkled and she had to fight not to pinch her sensitive nostrils shut and drop the tray. “Shit Sirin! Ugh by the Winter King’s pale breath you reek! If that’s just a burp I feel bad for the-“

“Sigrun if you finish that statement I will squeeze the nearest Chef I see until they give me an entire bag of Bitter Puffs and I will stuff your mouth and rear end until you are bulging with them. Then let’s see you joke about foul!” Sirin lashed out as Sigrun’s ears heard Sirin’s tail slap angrily against the floor and cut her Imeri on accident. 

“Okay, okay, calm down I was just joking. And you say I have a temper,” Sigrun entered the wide hallway to the strange instant bathroom as Sirin glared up at her, the smell even more vile in the room just from one of Sirin’s poor rotted belches. Sigrun passed the tray down as Sirin looked at it like it was a gift from the heavens as she grabbed the tea and began chugging it down without a breath. Sigrun watched in surprise as Sirin’s throat bulged over and over until the entire pitcher of Tea was emptied and Sirin put it down with a sigh of relief before softly glaring at her. 

“Your temper is far worse than mine. Sssss I am just… uugggh… I need more.” Sirin grabbed some of the salted Jerky and other bits of meat, cheese and bread, making herself a quick sandwich she hastily scarfed down as if she were a depressed alcoholic. “Mmhh… You. Tell me what you did. And then I shall regale my deeds… Ugh… Master…” Sirin drowned out her building sorrow with more sandwiches as she was already a third done with their food for the night. 

“Okay, okay… (Not that Orion didn’t already tell me what you did… Gods how foul… but mine is far worse…) Are you good now? … Where should I start?” Sigrun asked as Sirin finished swallowing- wait she was already half done with the Tray!? “Hey! This is for me too!” Sigrun complained as she lifted the tray high above the Melusine. Sirin reached her hands up but was out of reach without getting off the toilet. 

“Sigrun don’t be selfish! You have no idea how foul that stuff taaaastes!” Sirin whined. Sigrun sighed… they both really did act so much differently without their Masters around… 

“Fine! You can have more. But save me a third!” Sigrun sighed before lowering her hands until Sirin could reach as she nodded and began scarfing down food without even making it a sandwich this time… 

“Mmff… Ugh who made this? It was certainly not one of our Chefs…” Sirin complained with a fistful of bread in her right hand and cheese in her left with a mouth full of meat. Sigrun grinned for a moment at the ‘Perfect and Regal’ Retainer’s bratty attitude. She was such a mess! Not that Sigrun could say anything. Sigrun groaned as her cock throbbed against her bloated guts… despite how stuffed and swollen she was her disgusting member just wanted to get off again! Or rather… being so stuffed and swollen with Corrin’s love was making her cock giddy… If Sigrun thought about it too much she might cum just from her own swirling, sloshing, stuffed insides! 

“Start mmff… Ssssss start from what happened after Lady Corrin’s Flash Freeze. I know the Valkyries took her and you followed along.” Sirin said as she now had a large gurgling muffintop of fresh food and was eyeing the remaining third of the tray… 

“Haaa… From the beginning of my failures tonight…” Sigrun began as her guts continued to digest and slowly swell. 

And so, Sigrun started her tale of the night’s events. Starting with how she and the Valkyries had to get the equipment onto Corrin, how Lady Corrin was so beautiful and whiny, how she was growing quite quickly but Lady Corrin had an argument with the Raven Mother. How Corrin eventually conceded but then soon after a strange look came on her face and Corrin asked everyone out except Sigrun… how Sigrun obeyed and was too aroused to notice. How Corrin channeled her magic in a new way for the first time and froze off the doors, and how she commanded Sigrun to climb atop her growing body. Sigrun’s hearts began to pump faster and faster as she retold the story, her arousal at the memories and feelings mixing with anger and shame at what she had done as Sirin sneakily devoured all the contents of the tray before listening intently. 

Sigrun told how Lady Corrin wanted her to climb atop her and let her see her throbbing member, and Sirin couldn’t hold in a gasp as Sigrun held her head in shame, not realizing Sirin had grabbed the now empty tray and set the pitcher and cups on the floor. Sirin did realize that Sigrun’s temper was starting to rise as well as Sigrun continued telling the story… telling how she let herself defile her Master and took advantage of her kindness… how she shoved her throbbing maleness onto Corrin’s face and let Corrin kiss it until she dared blow her seed all over the Princess of the Irrvasts instead of milking her. How Corrin began to swell out of control and her body broke free of the ice as the Valkyries came back in just in time to humiliate her Master as Corrin turned into a Snow Ball! How Corrin cried and wailed and Sigrun was too useless and horny to do anything as Corrin swelled bigger and bigger! 

As Sigrun’s story went on and both girls were lost in the… admittedly excessive details Sigrun was giving, neither noticed that Sigrun’s hair was beginning to glow with her temper, as well as her tail as her Flameblood began to stir once again. Sigrun’s stomachs gurgled in warning, gurgled again and again before giving a soft rumble, but her guts’ cries went unheeded as Sigrun got more and more into her tale of defilement. More enthusiastic, more vivid, more horny and more angry at the same time. Her hair began to float as Sirin stared transfixed at the large breasts and stomach and floating hair above her as Sigrun’s temper began to boil… and so did her stomachs. Her rage and excitement were mixing together as Sigrun’s cauldrons turned the heat up and the sloshing cum within bubbled and boiled and swirled as she began to bloat even faster than before as her digestion was rapidly speeding up. Sigrun’s bladder was stretching too as her boiling stomachs frothed and bubbled as they swelled and hit the walls on both sides of the bathroom hall. Getting far bigger than before as Sigrun was practically shouting about her humiliation and how she had gazed at the giant perfect Snowball atop a lake of milk and all she wanted to do was impregnate her a hundred times over. 

Sirin was transfixed and quite a bit hot and bothered by the rapt detail of Corrin’s bright blue swollen pussy as she imagined herself being given love by Isaac with anywhere near the pleasure and attention that Sigrun gave to Lady Corrin. And all the while Sigrun continued to bloat as both her stomach’s hit the ground, bubbling and glowing softly from within like magma chambers as the dark hide of her equine half and the soft pale skin of her human half both filled with hotter and hotter gas as Sigrun’s tail began to raise into the air much like the volume of her voice. 

“AND LIKE THE FOUL CUR I AM I SAW HER WONDERFUL ENTRANCE OF WOMANHOOD AND BLISS, HER GARDEN OF PASSION WITH ALL IT’S BLUE GLORY AND I SHOVED MY PERVERTED FACE INTO IT AND THE TASTE WAS SO DIVINE I DRANK AND DRANK UNTIL SHE FLATTENED ME AGAINST THE WALL! I-“

*RRRRRRRMMMBBBLLLLLEEE*

*GLLLOOOOOORRRRRP!*

*CREEEEEEEEEK*

That finally got both women’s attention as Sigrun’s guts both rumbled loudly, and both ladies were startled by a creek, not knowing if it was Sigrun’s stomachs threatening to burst like overinflated wineskins, or if it was the walls begging for her to stop growing as Sigrun had filled the tunnel on both sides. Her second stomach pulsing and glowing softly underneath the dark hide as it crushed Sigrun’s tail and tail stomach. Sigrun and Sirin both had a moment of realization and panic as they realized Sigrun had bloated out of control due to her temper-ature tantrum! 

“AHHHHH! LOOK AT MEEEE! OH GODS OH GOODSSS I’M HUUUGE!” Sigrun screamed before her eyes crossed as she finally realized how full she was. Her body had ballooned so much her equine belly was nearly five feet across as it touched the walls on both sides, and while that was positively tiny compared to her gargantuan Master before. It was still far larger than she had ever been before and hitting the limits of her capacity! Sigrun’s second belly had bloated it up so much it had pushed her cock entirely vertical as her fat balls squeezed on her dripping horsecock angled straight down like a molten pipe heading for the center of the world. 

*RRRRMRMMBBBLLLLLEEEE!*

“Sigrun just stay calm! I mean I don’t know if I’d be calm either after hearing that but still! After that story it sounds like Lady Corrin very much so wanted to mate with you and while I can’t believe you actually did it you might not be punished too much! Though if Lord Cassinder hears about this he might have both our heads after finding out what I tried to do to Isaac and what you did to Corrin… Oh Sigrun we really screwed up didn’t we!?” 

“UUNGGH SIRIN SHUT UUUUUP YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSSSEEEE! I KNOW I’M A DUMB FERAL BEAST AND I DESERVE TO FILL WITH THIS FOUL WRETCHED WIND UNTIL I NNGGGH BURST LIKE A BILEBEAST!” Sigrun yell-cried at Sirin as her hair glowed brighter and brighter. 

“Sigruuun that’s not what I meeaaaant! Uggghh if only Master were here he’d know what to saaaay! But he’s scared of me too after what I did! SsSSS Sigrun seriously you’re swelling up too much! You don’t have the same capacity as Lady Corrin or Lady Kaguya! It’s just gas! Just let it out and-“

“NO! THAT’S DISGUSTIIIING! I’M GONNA HOLD IT TILL I EXPLODE LIKE I DESERVE!” Sigrun yelled as she crossed her arms in front of Sirin. Sigrun’s hair was ablaze and floating in the air as her body ached from using any more flames, small horns of fire had appeared on her head as Sirin didn’t know how to react. All she could really see was angry tits, a big angry belly glowing a bit red and orange from the gas within, and small flaming horns and flaming hair above her. Sigrun could practically see it inside her, the wretched beast of her Bloodline as a Rosyn… sneering at her and egging her on to just go out like a bomb… and that made her even angrier as her body ached with pain from lack of Mana. 

“Sigrun calm down! You’re making it worse! The angrier you get the faster you digest! The walls can’t-“ 

*GGGRGRGGRRGRGRGLLLLLEEEEEEE!*

Sirin paled as a fourth monstrous growl filled their overstuffed hallway… only this time it wasn’t from Sigrun’s boiling tanks, but Sirin’s human stomach. Sirin clutched her stomach as it shifted and shook and she watched in horror as her first stomach bloated out between her hands, squelching through her fingers as bubbles rose to the skin and Sirin could practically feel herself rapidly digesting all that food Sigrun had warned her not to eat and swelling with mud as atrocious as what she’d suffered with before. 

“UUNngghh! S-Sigrun! I… OOH! SSSS GOODS It wants OoouuUT! NNNGG!” Sirin groaned in agony as her bowels revolted against her for daring to eat more food while still under the effects of the bitter puffs. As Sigrun yelled at herself and continued swelling against the walls, hoping she’d pop like a grape squeezed too tight, Sirin clutched her stomach and bent forwards as her tail curled back inside. 

“SEEEE! I WARNED YOU SIRIN I WARNED YOU BUT JUST LIKE ME YOU DIDN’T LISTEN! NNNGGHH… I AM NOT LETTING A SINGLE PEEP OUT OF ME UNTIL I BURST!” Sigrun yelled, not even really knowing what she was trying to do for Sirin as Sirin’s first stomach felt like it was doing acrobatics inside her. Sirin felt a hot mass bulging through her guts as she started to pant and sweat… Oh no!

“NNNNGG-SSSSSSS!” Sirin clutched at her guts like a woman in labor as she bent forwards and her asshole exploded with sludge. 

*BPBPBPBPBLPPLPLSLPSSSSSSSKKLLKKLRKLSSSSSSSSPPLPLLOOORORRCCHHHSSSSSSKLLFFFFFRRKKLLLFFUURRRRSSCCSSKLKLLKSSSS!*

While Sigrun’s guts were full of flaming gas, Sirin’s asshole was erupting a molten barrage of gas and boiling diarrhea as Sirin whimpered and her mouth curled in twisted relief and utter discomfort. The Bitter Puffs and Bulka Shroom turned the tray she’d selfishly eaten all of into a hundred pounds of sweltering shit as Sirin whined and her stomach tried to cave inwards as her ass spluttered and almost choked on the foul winds and fouler chunks blasting out of her in between streams of filth. “UUUnnnggghhh! IT HUUUUURRRTSSS!” Sirin shrieked as she was honestly quite a baby to pain in general, and this? This was even worse than before as there was no backed up pleasure to help turn this atrocious moment into a fetishy delirium. It was just her, the growing centaur bomb in front of her, and the spiky bombs of pain and gas detonating in her guts. 

Sigrun did want to help as she heard Sirin crying out in pain below her… but how could she even help!? Her head was about to hit the ceiling as- *GLOORRP* Sigrun’s eyes crossed as she tried to stay resolute. Tried to hold in all this gas so she could explode like she deserved. She just needed to hold out a bit longer and *GLUUUNK* Sigrun’s ears twitched as her will power faltered as she felt the pressure building inside her by the second as her cock ached for relief, her balls bloated and throbbing with the rest of her as Sigrun’s donut began to bulge outwards like a Cinder Cone Volcano. 

“Nnggh… I can… hold it!” Sigrun groaned through gritted teeth as her stomachs rebelled. Almost as if they were getting jealous of Sirin violently voiding her bowels below Sigrun! Poor Sirin was gripping the bench now instead of her stomach, her bottom lip trembling as her eyes were shut to the world, hoping this nightmare would end as her ass kept pumping out more and more filth and even the thought of clenching her sore asshole made her bloated gut churn. Sirin could practically feel the outhouse box under her filling rapidly with shit and gas so foul a Boilbeast would smell nice in comparison! Sigrun’s tail hit the ceiling as her donut throbbed, pressure building behind it as the centauress tried in vain to hold in her gassy eruption even as her stomach’s churned louder and louder. Her cock was excitedly vibrating as despite the growing pain in her bladder, Sigrun was full of enough cum to drown a bucket again. 

*FFFRRRRT* 

“Nnggh… Stop it. Bastard!” Sigrun swore at herself. Biting her bottom lip in a mirror to Sirin below her. Both girl’s eyes closed, lower lips bitten, hands clenched into fists, tails curled, but both on complete opposite ends of the relief spectrum as Sigrun was trying to hold back the eruption of relief, and Sirin desperately wished her hellish ‘relief’ would end already! 

*FFFFFFFRRRT!* 

Another puff of flaming gas shot out from her pressurized donut as Sigrun wanted to scream. Why was it so hard to hold in her gas! How did Lady Corrin hold in even more than this!? Nngghh it felt… so gooood! 

*FFFFFRRRRTT!*

“Can’t… *FFFFRRT* hold… *BBRRRRTT*… it *BBFFFFRAAAAAP!* IN! AHHH FUUUUUUUUCKK!” Sigrun shrieked as her asshole was going to explode no matter what! Her donut pulsed and throbbed from tiny fart after fart to vent the pressure, but it was nowhere near enough! Sirin couldn’t stop shitting her brains out to help, but she instinctively covered herself with her wings as Mt. Sigrun was ready to blow. And this redheaded volcano was right next to her! 

*FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHH!*

When Mt. Sigrun blew, she blew. Hard. Sigrun’s asshole spread wide open between her big muscly centaur cheeks as her donut began pelting out blazing hot sugary spicy gas straight into the wall, cracking the Makyr’s insta-house wall a bit as flaming gas pelted it in a nonstop stream of wind as Sigrun shrieked in relief. Her cock throbbing in bliss before pulsing once, twice, thrice, and despite all of Sigrun’s abuse to her poor dick, like an eager lover her cock began spraying molten jizz all over the floor and her stomach once again as her balls contracted and throbbed. Sigrun’s entire body froze up as the relief was overwhelming, her lungs not working as her body glowed even brighter than before like a flame about to go out and struggling to use all of it’s fuel at once as her hair and tail shined twice as bright as her hearts pounded away and her asshole kept trumpeting louder and prouder than Sirin had ever heard from Sigrun before. Sigrun’s fart raged on and on as the walls directly hit by her sweltering wind actually started to smoke and char a bit, before the poor innocent wall directly behind her volcanic donut lit aflame as Sigrun’s fiery ass farted straight through. 

Outside Makyrs became immediately aware that the house was not supposed to be on fire, and not supposed to sound like an orchestra of trumpets and screams as both girls shrieked their lungs out, and the Makyrs hastily dropped what they were doing and began enchanting the walls with fire resistant spells as Sigrun’s Spiced Hot Cocoa gas filled the entire house, the chimney roaring as it swallowed sister flames and began shooting fire nearly fifteen feet into the air out of the chimney as Sigrun’s gas filled the entire Insa-house like pyroclastic flow as she shot rope after rope of spunk onto the floor as if it were thirsty for her. 

Sigrun’s gas just kept pumping out of her as the fireplace roared and swallowed most of it up. But even then her newly Hyper-ified ass still erupted enough to fill the entire area with blazing flatulence as the door to the Insta-house began to creak as so much wind filled the house at once it began to bulge the door and go under it. While the house may have been freshly enchanted, the Makyrs watched in awe as the orange and red gas flowed from under the door and across the street, quickly melting any snow that it covered and setting a wooden post on fire as the Makyrs had to shout and enchant that too. A large Minotaur Varkin having to hold back a screaming dwarf from charging in and giving the ladies a piece of his mind. The scene was as comedic as it was terrible as the Dwarf looked like a hairy black fruit or the fuzzy abdomen of a Tarantula when compared to the massive man carrying him. 

Finally, after just about three minutes, Sigrun had deflated quite a bit from the enormous trumpeting as she panted. Her stomachs were no longer hitting the walls. Sirin flapped her wings over and over, gagging on the copiously thick gas all around her as the temperature cooled down. Sirin’s wings had a glow to them that slowly faded, Sigrun did not know when, but Sirin had cast a [Heat Resistance] spell on herself… Sigrun wanted to apologize… she’d screwed up again! But then something else deep inside her roared. The gassy beast had finished unloaded… but her bladder had bloated out nearly four times her capacity! 

“Nnggh… Hoooo! Eeeeee!” Sigrun pranced in place as her shrunken bellies gurgled and her bladder sent screams of pain through her. As well as something else deep inside her rumbling along, stirred like tectonic plates moving through the mantle. Sigrun had digested all that food earlier today and over a hundred gallons of Corrin’s cum… and she hadn’t gone to the bathroom yet. Sigrun needed to shit. And she needed to PEEEEE! 

“Nnnggh Gross Sigrun! That was ridiculous! At least your awakened gas is NNGG… Ohhh forget it! Wait… Sigrun what’s that look for?” Sirin asked confused in between pushing out more waste as behind them, someone silently patched the burnt hole in the wall.

“I… OOgh! I… Nngg-Eeeee! Ohhh Gods Oh Gods I NEED TO PEE!” Sigrun whined in total desperation as her cock throbbed almost at full size, but this wasn’t a raging erection. This was let-down as Sigrun’s cock exited its sheath and prepared for the absolute flood of piss stretching her bladder and second stomach like a water balloon inside a… well another water balloon. A sloshing gassy Matryoshka water balloon!

“What!? Sigrun!? I NNGGhh OOhh!” Sirin groaned as she unloaded another few pounds into the Outhouse attachment beneath her plumpened rear end. 

“The- NeeeEEE! Oohh! Sirin the thing to your left- the- The cover! Rip it off I’m gonna peeeeee!!!” Sigrun’s bravado and fury had faded completely, drowned out by the tsunami inside her as she whined and begged like a little girl. Sirin groaned, still pushing out shit as with one eye open she tried fiddling with the cover as Sigrun was far too big to bend down and pull it off. Sirin couldn’t quite figure it out from her angle though. She’d need to get her ass off the toilet for a second! Sirin winced as her anus throbbed with another few coils of shit and her first stomach gurgled before she took a deep breath and clenched everything at once. Getting up for a second so she could properly see the stupid cover and pry it off the hole, hastily grabbing it and- *GGGRGRRGRLLOOOORRRRP* 

“GHooo too fast too fast!” Sirin accidentally threw the cover at Sigrun as she slammed her ass back onto the toilet just in time for her asshole to explode with another sloppy fart. Sirin yelped in surprise as the toilet cover bounced off her arms. Normally she would have been furious and yelled at Sirin for doing something so stupid, but the call of the sea was triumphing over all else as Sigrun began sloshing and power waddling her way through the hall. 

“Ooohggh thank you Sirin thank you thank you now make roooom! I can’t hold iittt!” Sigrun whined as she barreled through the hallway like an Elephant rather than her usual regal self. However, there was something Sigrun hadn’t thought of as her bladder screamed in pain and felt like a dozen swords were stabbing her from within. Sirin’s horns and sharp wings. 

“Nnggh wait! Wait Sigrun you blubbering GHhhsshh OOOO!” Sirin whined as she clenched the toilet, her donut stretching as a particularly rough and foul barrage of instantly digested waste sprayed out of her like a [Water Shot]. Her ass temporarily resembling a hose on full blast into the outhouse as now the two ladies could hear Sirin’s shit slapping on shit down below and behind the wall. 

“I can’t waaaait! NNgghgh oooh OHH it’s gonna come ouuut!” Sigrun wailed as her entire groin felt like a breaking dam holding back the flood! Even as her donut puckered and another sweet and spiced hot chocolate fart spluttered out her ass as a warning of her incoming dump, all she could think of was the agony in her bladder and how a dozen gallons or more wanted to come out right now on the floor. 

“Ahhhh you idiot hold on-gghhh!” Sirin slammed her head and wings back against the wall as she shut her eyes, begging for this misery to end as she temporarily became an upside-down Tinkertin Oil Well as another violent spray shot out her ass mixed with a fair few *SPPLOOOORT*s and *FFRRLLLRRCHHH*s and *PPLLPCLPCLPLPFFPLLPB*s. Sirin managed to steady herself for a moment and grabbed the tips of her horns as best she could just in case the angry water balloon's stomachs crushed her. Which happened a few seconds later exactly as Sirin predicted. 

*Galunk*

*STOMP STOMP STOMP*

*SLOOOOOOSHHH!*

More like a rampaging inflated Bullfrog, Sigrun stampede-waddled her way through the short hallway, wincing and desperately trying not to flood with every step as she didn’t even care about shaking out more gas from her guts as they sloshed and swayed and rumbled violently. Sigrun saw the mount bars and truly, they almost seemed to glow like gifts from the Gods as she hastily reared up, not even hearing the serpent’s scream below her as Sigrun slammed her human stomach against the wall with a wince and a crack of wood, and her hefty muscled legs locked into place as her second stomach crushed the wall and Sirin some more as Sigrun’s head hit the ceiling. But there was still a problem… her cock wasn’t in the hole. 

“EEEEEE! S-Sirin help ohh Help! It’s not in it’s not inn I’m gonna PEEEE! Hurry up hurry up please put it in! IT’S GONNA COME OUUUUT!” Sigrun bellow-shrieked at the top of her lungs as Sirin wanted to scream herself in rage and desperation. Didn’t this giant sloshy idiot know this would happen if she just barreled over!? Sirin could barely breathe with all this groaning horse fur slammed into her face and tits and now she was supposed to grab her dick and put it into the right hole she couldn’t see!? 

“MMMGGURE GHH HGSELF!” / FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF/ Sirin screamed into Sigrun’s second stomach as Sigrun’s eyes crossed and her whole body trembled. Her eyes watering as her huge cock pulsed. She had seconds to spare before she was peeing no matter what, even clenching as much as she could her entire back end practically felt full of piss and ready to pop!

“NNNnOOO SIRIN HEEELP! OR ELSE I’M PEEING ON US BOOOTHHH!” Sigrun screamed as her humiliation brought more tears to her eyes. Neither woman could believe this was happening to them… but Sirin knew she would be absolutely furious if this giant horse pissed on her beautiful scales! Sirin winced as her wings begged to stretch but she kept them crushed against the wall to avoid bursting the angry waterskin, and she carefully removed her hand from her hands from her horns, tilting her head almost backwards as she craned her neck to avoid popping Sigrun, Sirin felt under the great rumbling belly as disgust and shame built up in her before finally, she felt it. Something hard, throbbing, and something she’d only ever wanted to touch from the man she loved. Sirin didn’t try to find the head, she just felt where the cover was and bent the thick, sweltering rod towards it. 

“HHYYEEE-OOWWW! SIRINNggh ooooh! OOHHHH!” Sigrun wailed as her cock was roughly bent towards the right place, but through a stroke of luck, her girthy tip went into the hole and Sigrun’s ears drooped as her tail all but fell to the floor as her hips gave in. 

*PPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!* 

A muffled flood of clear piss began spraying from Sigrun’s cock as Sirin hastily pulled back. Sirin would have yelled in anger at her fellow Retainer almost peeing with her still touching her cock! But Sirin’s first stomach gurgled like a volcano about to erupt as she whimpered and both girls were practically mirror images. Their eyes shut tight, lower lips bitten almost to bleeding, hands clenched desperately, and their bodies flooding the bathroom with desperately needed relief as a consequence of their idiocy earlier. Sigrun’s cock pulses as she just kept peeing, and peeing, and peeing… and peeing… Gooodsss would it ever ennnnnd? But the relief of her bladder draining was so intense she didn’t even know how to describe it. As her legs wobbled and her bladder deflated for the start of the second minute straight of peeing, Sigrun practically pissed away any thoughts she could have had. And Sirin did much the same as her angry muffintop pushed most of the sludge through her insides at once. Her guts bulging before her anus stretched and she sprayed liquid shit as hard as Sigrun pissed. Both Retainers were drowning in relief and disgust as they obeyed their bodies calls to nature. 

After a second minute of pissing a a dozen gallons, Sigrun’s bladder had given up for the moment, still achingly full but her body just wasn’t meant for unloading all of it at once. Sirin was gasping for air as she was still pissing out her ass and huffing nothing but horse fur as Sigrun took a few shuddering breaths. 

“Th-thank you so much Sirin. I’m… I… Mmgh…” Sigrun honestly didn’t know what to say as she wiped a few tears from her eyes. Her face as red as her hair as she huffed. 

“MGGOFFMME!” Sirin’s voice came from between the wall and Sigrun’s second stomach. 

Sigrun realized Sirin was yelling at her below her guts. “Huh? Oh! Of Course, Sirin. One second I-“

*RRRRMMMBBBBLLLEEE*

“Eh?” Sigrun stopped for a second, still crushing Sirin as an ominous rumble shook through her guts once again. Sigrun’s tail began to lift as her donut puckered expectantly, glistening with sweat from all her steamy farts over the last dozen minutes. Sigrun’s donut almost gave in right away, to that sweet devilish call for relief… until she felt the firm heaviness push through her guts and realized that despite the gas still roiling in her guts, what wanted out was entirely solid. 

“EEEE! Nnnnggho no no no!” Sigrun cried as she didn’t know what to do! Her ears drooped again as her bladder gave another pang and she had begun pissing once more… so much relief her asshole wanted to join in. But behind Sigrun was the exit to this nightmare hallway! 

“Nngghh Not nooow this is unfaiiir!  Pleeeaseee hold it iiin!” Sigrun wailed as Sirin yelled into her stomach again. Sigrun’s body did not listen to her however, as she kept peeing for the second round, her tail began to rise into the air as her plump donut trembled, clenching as hard as it could but Sigrun could feel the dump progressing inside her towards her exit, bulging through her guts and making her pee even harder as it pushed against her bladder. 

*FFFRRRRT*

“NNGghh ssttooooop!” Sigrun tried to command her butt, but unlike her normal booming voice that commanded all the men and women in Corrin’s squad as a proper Primus for her Centurion. Her butt seemingly obeyed no authority right now as to Sigrun’s horror, her donut’s defenses were broken and her asshole began to stretch open, a dark brown spearhead slowly pushing her donut wider and wider as Sigrun really was about to shit on the floor and bury their only escape. 

Perhaps she could sense it, or perhaps Sirin was just that fed up in that moment. Sirin took a deep breath and shoved Sigrun’s gut away from her for a second, before doing one of her most impressive tricks. Perfect Imitations. 

“Siiigrruuuun! Get off of meeee and- EEEWWW! Stop it Sigruuun! Hold it in and go to a bathroooom!” Corrin’s voice came from under Sigrun’s belly as Sigrun’s mind knew it had to be wrong. But her loyalty and love for her Master made her stop for a second as she instinctively clenched even harder, stopping her bladder and ass in their tracks. 

“Yes, Master!” Sigrun responded before she realized how much of an idiot she had just been. But despite her fury building up at herself and Sirin’s little trick. It had given her momentary control of her body once again! Sigrun hastily unmounted the wall as Sirin breathed a sigh of relief, looking up at the angry Centauress giving her a ruby-faced death glare for the humiliation of having her be tricked by a simple, though extremely talented, imitation. 

“You! How dare you use such a lowly trick on me! And I fell for it! UUGH! Sirin if I weren’t so… so big! Id challenge you to a Drenghjald!” Sigrun shouted as her hair lit aflame for a moment before both her stomachs gurgled again and she winced. 

“A Dren-!? Oh, don’t be so dramatic Sigr-NNgghhh! Uuggh I did that so you’d stop smothering me! Oooh! Nnggh why doesn’t it stoooooop!?” Sirin whined as her butt vibrated from unloading a few more fetid blasts. It almost felt like her ass was puking! 

“Dramatic! Nggh… I! I- oooh Sirin I need to go again!” Sigrun groaned as she pranced in place. 

“I am not grabbing your dick again! Pee on the floor then if you want honor!” Sirin snapped, both ladies at their wit's end with shame, grumpiness, and desperation. Sigrun’s hair blazed even more as she stared down at the grumpy snake, Sigrun almost wanted to use what she knew of Sirin’s own crime as an insult… but before Sigrun could make the choice to insult her or not, her revived willpower was starting to fail again as Sigrun’s bladder cramped once again and she felt the mass inside her resume it’s movement towards her backdoor. Sigrun’s face twitched in humiliation as she couldn’t even be angry properly! If she had the willpower to she would hold everything in again until she popped… but she already failed that once! 

“Unngggh Damnit damnit damnit! Sirin move overrrr!” Sigrun wailed as she did the unthinkable and poor Sirin would have wept if she could as she saw Sigrun turn in the hallway before unbuttoning her Caparison. As the heavy fanciful skirt fell off to the floor and joined the ruined Trompache. Sigrun began walking backwards into the bathroom hallway, her guts sloshing side to side as her tail raised into the air and Sigrun’s back and head were twisted to see where she was going. Meaning… Sirin was watching as her friend and current enemy’s big muscly horse ass and huge swaying balls were heading towards her like wrecking balls! Sigrun’s big pink donut was visibly throbbing as Sirin shrieked in fear and disgust. Sigrun was going to sit on her!

“AHHH! SIGRUN WAIT WAIT I’M SORRY DON’T SIT ON MEEEE I DON’T WANT TO BE CRUSHED BY HORSE ASS BEFORE MY BELOVED ISAAC PUTS EGGS IN MEEEEEEE!” Sirin screamed as she covered her face and wailed for safety… only for a few seconds later Sigrun’s behind slammed down… on the outhouse hole to Sirin’s left. 

“Fucking what!? You idiot you think I’d sit on you!? You do deserve it though you-“ Sigrun’s insults were stopped however as the Insta-house’s bathroom wasn’t exactly made for the weight of the asses of a Lamia and Centaur. While the wall could handle Sigrun’s mounted weight… her big butt crushing down on the bench only lasted so long before-

*CRASH!*

With an alarming crash, Sigrun’s ass broke the wood as the overstuffed centauress butt fell several more inches, her training kicking in as she hastily adjusted her legs and splayed her front legs out. Now sitting like a dog on the ground… a huge bloated dog full of gallons of… everything. The world was silent after Sigrun’s crash for a few seconds as both girls dreaded making a noise… until Sigrun felt wetness on her beautiful rear and all her emotions bubbled into an inferno in less than a second before Mt. Sigrun erupted once again. 

“SSSSSIIIRRIIIINNNN AAAAHHHHH I SAT IN YOUR SHIT! YOUR SHIT IS ON MY ASSSS IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE SIRIN OH MY ASSSSSS SIIIRRIIIN ITS HOT AND WET I THINK MY PEE IS IN MY FUUURRR! HOW CAN CORRIN EVER LOOK AT ME AGAIIIN OH GREAT ZARAHI PLEAASSE SMITE ME SMITE MEEEE JUST KILLLL MEEEEEEEE!” Sigrun shrieked and grabbed her hair as her back legs scrambled and Sirin had to shield herself from the rampaging Centauress as Sigrun cried and screamed so loud it could easily be heard by the Makyrs outside. 

Fearing for her life once again but for entirely different reasons this time, Sirin hastily clenched her aching ass as much as she could as she channeled Mana into her wings, stretching them as much as she could as she hastily exited her blissful toilet companion as she stretched on her tail and reared up, her horns and wings hitting the ceiling as she looked Sigrun eye to eye and clamped a hand over her screaming mouth. 

[Soothing Waters] 

From Sirin’s hand clamped over Sigrun’s mouth, warm water coalesced. It was a spell made in a far-off land, where the caster summoned warm water that calmed the mind and healed injuries, while it was not as effective as a pure healing spell, Isaac had all but demanded Sirin attune to it as he figured out several uses for it. Relaxing baths, drinking water… and shutting Sigrun up as Sigrun was forced to drink the calming water. Sigrun’s throat bulged as she gulped down mouthful after mouthful, and still, water fell from her lips down her chin and onto her breasts, glowing light blue-green as Sigrun’s anger and panic faded as she kept drinking… though Sirin may not have thought it through all the way as Sigrun’s stomachs began to swell once again with water… and she still needed to use the bathroom… 

“There. That’s better. See? We both needed that. I should have done that before honestly… oh.” Sirin had gotten plenty of the calming water on herself and the floor and even her flittering heart had calmed tremendously… but then she realized she’d made Sigrun drink far more than she realized as Sigrun’s eyes crossed and the centauress looked like a snowman with the carrot on the wrong end… her huge breasts were resting on two huge bloated bellies as her huge cock seemed puny crushed below a hundred or more gallons of horse. 

“I… I… Nngghheeee!” Sigrun whined before her huge stomachs rippled as all that fresh water joined everything else in her wanting out right that second. 

“Sssss okay! It’s all right Sigrun! You just relax and um… I think I’m fine now so you can just take the entire bathroom and fill it as you- *BBLLOOOOORRT!*” Sirin practically froze solid as her ass suddenly blared a dangerous shart as she was still not empty and was not moving anywhere anytime soon. Sirin and Sigrun both were in no place to move as Sigrun whined, whimpered, and her dams all burst at once as Sigru started shitting in the crushed toilet as she transformed into a Fountain Statue, her huge dick started spraying pee through the air as Sirin screamed. Even with the [Soothing Waters] on them both, Sirin was unable to do anything as Sigrun’s ten times overhydrated river shot several feet through the air before landing on the floor and splashing all over Sirin’s tail. 

*PPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!-*

“AAAAIIII! NOT MY TAIIIL! MASTER LOVES MY *GGGRRMMBBLLEE!* UUGGHH!” Sirin screamed as her ass couldn’t hold it any longer and she shoved Sigrun’s second stomach. Sigrun whinny-belched loudly in protest as Sirin’s ass began spraying into the outhouse toilet once again. Both Retainers violently unloaded as the two were ass to ass, though Sirin’s head was near the ceiling as her two giant water balloon stomachs sloshed and rippled as she violently peed, her cock erupting like a geyser as no matter how much came out her bladder shrieked at her and demanded twice as much. “HHNGGG WHY ARE WE SUCH IDIOOOTS!”

“WE!? MMFF! NEEEEIII! YOU MADE ME DRIIIINK! AIIIIII!” Sigrun screamed as her flood of pee only grew stronger and stronger.

*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-!*

As the floor began to get soaked and flooded from Sigrun’s gallons after gallons of pee, the centauress clutched her first stomach as her body deflated like an untapped Keg of beer, the two realized something. Neither of them had changed the outhouse box. As Sigrun’s pee began to flood the hallway and rise inch by inch as Sirin was gave up entirely on keeping her beautiful tail dry, Sirin gasped and gave a short squeal of disgust and fear as she felt shit back up against her own ass. They’d filled the whole box!? But neither girl could stop as Sigrun and Sirin just kept pushing to empty their desperate bowels, Sigrun’s overstuffed and over-drenched stomachs, and Sirin’s poisoned and queasy swamp guts. The two felt the pressure increase against their asses, but all they could do was grit their teeth and push even harder as they NEEDED all this shit out of them once and for all! Sirin’s tail coiled itself into a knot as Sigrun’s flood began spilling into the main room and drenching Sirin’s Imeri… Sigrun was peeing so much she wet Sirin’s bed instead of hers! And still Sigrun’s cock twitched and throbbed as white water rapids travelled deep through her shaft and sprayed several feet into the air without slowing down a bit.

““NNgggh! Uuuggghh! OOO! Aaaghh! Hhnnnggg! UUooaaaghh! GGGGHH! AAAAAG! MMFFF! Mmhaa~ Ahhhn! UURRGGKK!””

*SPPLLOOORT* 

*CRRRCCCKLLE*

*PPBPBBPBPBPPBPRBPLBRPLRBRLPBRPLP!*

*CCCCRCRKLKLSSSSCCSCSPPLLLOOOOORRTT!*

*~SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*

As the two ladies groaned, grunted, moaned, and growled in some very effeminate and very unfeminine ways. The pressure in the outhouse attachment grew higher and higher, as much like with the Milking Machines for Corrin earlier, too much was coming out too fast. The wood began to crack and bulge as any second now their bathroom threatened to explode and bury them both in their own shit… before they heard a loud crack in the wall behind them. Was it a hammer? Was it their shit? Was it a log so hard it had become a hammer!? All the two knew was suddenly there was a lot less pressure on their donuts as they could both hear their shit start backing up into the wall behind them. Sirin and Sigrun couldn’t believe their ears as every loud fart, pained groan, and spluttering swamp blast made the literal wall of filth behind them grow taller and taller as their scat became part of the foundation for the Insta-house!

And after a few more minutes… Sirin was finally empty, but Sigrun was still going strong as Sirin panted… humiliated and yet so relieved she might just pass out right there on the toilet. Sirin could barely even lift her tail… not that she wanted to even think about her poor tail as she looked in front of her… the entire hallway was flooded with over a foot high river of pee as clear as an icy river… one would almost think you could swim in it were it not steaming and still rising as it came from the whimpering Mare to Sirin’s left… Sirin was so beyond tired from the day that she couldn’t even be angry… so she rested a hand on Sigrun’s second swollen tummy and rubbed it. Letting Sigrun know that she was still there. 

After several more minutes… Sigrun had deflated quite a lot and her whimpering and peeing were both dying down. Her bladder ached like an abused lover as it throbbed gently and  spurted more pee into the pool… but Sigrun was still letting out a few farts and logs into the outh- into the wall. Even that was starting to get full! Sigrun panted as she’d finally run out of pee, her stomachs actually looked normal again… though her guts weren’t done with her yet. Sigrun’s second belly rumbled as she finished shitting. Sirin looking up at her fellow Retainer with tired and questioning eyes. Sigrun shut her eyes in humiliation… this was truly a just punishment for the two heinous criminals… 

“Sigrun…? What is that?” Sirin asked, too tired to be afraid by the rumbling from Sigrun’s second gut as it only got louder and louder. Sigrun splashed a hoof and whined. 

“Nnggh… Don’t- NNggh… MMF!” Sigrun whined before biting her lip. That was when Sirin remembered… She’d teased Sigrun about this years ago… Sigrun had post-dump gas. 

*BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFRLPLPLPLPLPOOOOOOSSPSPPPOOPOPOPOPOPOSSOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

*CRRREEEEEEEEK!*

Sigrun’s ass erupted for the umpteenth time that night, directly into the overflowing cauldron of shit and piss from before. As her flame-colored gas blasted into the fetid waste, thankfully not actually flaming this time, the shit-wall began to rise quickly toward the ceiling as Sigrun whimpered and kept trumpeting. Strange pops of shit bubbles rose in the wall behind Sirin as she tried to trace it with her eyes through the wall, horrified and yet fascinated by this incoming disaster as the pops of gas were getting higher and higher and higher until finally they hit the ceiling and the wood began to creek, yet Sigrun was helpless to her post dump eruption as the wood began to bend and buckle and any second now the two ladies might be swimming in more than just piss… 

*~RRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPBBBLBLPLPLBPBPBPB-*

*CRACK-CRACK-CRACK!*

Sirin watched in horror as Sigrun relieved herself of the last of the gas she’d been brewing up all night long ever since  Dinnertime. The wall bulged and a few little cracks began to leak red and orange… and brown as a few little sprays shot brown out of the walls at angles. Somehow not hitting either of them. Yet still Sigrun kept gritting her teeth, her fists clenched as her donut bubbled and frothed the wall of crap with more and more gas as the wall sounded like a lake with a burst gas bubble from the depths, but unlike any poor animals on the shore when one of those sedimentary bubbles burst and flooded the nearby area with Methane or Carbon Monoxide… this growing disaster was only for the two Retainers. 

“NNGGH!” Sigrun pushed the last of the fart out as Sirin’s jaw gaped in horror as the wall cracked louder and louder and more leaks sprang. Which was a terrible idea honestly. Sirin quickly slammed her jaw shut before shielding herself with her wings and trembling in fear of the imminent shit-rain. 

*~POOORRRRRRVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!*

*KRACKOOOOM!*

And then the wall exploded. 

Outwards.

The two were saved at the last second as the Insta-House’s wall shattered loudly and a flood of gas and shit poured out behind the wall. All the Makyrs who didn’t know why the two girls were screaming now knew exactly why as a few hundred pounds of bubbling shit and flame-like gas poured onto the snow and hit a nearby tree. One Makyr joking it would be good fertilizer before she was hit on the head by her superior.

Panting, Sigrun turned around as parts of the wall began to fall. Unsure how the two of them weren’t currently buried in steaming filth… that was until a section of the wall crumbled down and Sigrun was now staring at a Makyr girl, the human girl was half revolted and half in awe, probably wondering how so much came out of the girl whose head she could see through the hole in the wall. Sigrun’s face froze in horror for a few moments as the Makyr girl sheepishly waved and Sigrun started screaming again. 

Twenty minutes later, both Retainers were inside their second temporary home… They had been hastily showered as the Insta House was torn down and they were thrown into a new one after evicting a group of Irrvast Servitors… one of which was Irina who despite her love and respect for Sirin and Sigrun, could not control her fits of giggling as she fell to the floor clutching her mouth and stomach. The other Irrvasts did not think it was funny at all. Especially Una. The Bear Beastman Servitor was all but growling at Sirin and looked like she was ready to go mount Sirin’s head on a wall herself as Sirin was apologizing over and over and over. Meanwhile, Sigrun was so defeated she was now quietly weeping with her head hung low… After the group of Servitors and Makyrs and Sirin had to fight her to pull the Pike she’d stolen from her hands so she didn’t show everyone proper Pikeman versus Cavalry technique… 

After even more humiliation than the two thought physically possible. They were now pretty much locked into the second Insta-house, this time with no food or water and the bathroom barred off… a giant Cauldron attached to a pipe going outside the wall was their new bathroom if they needed one… Neither girl had the strength of will to deny it and demand a better one… 

Sirin and Sigrun chatted for a bit after both finally calming down again. Both of them having swapped freaking out and yelling at their humiliation, before finally joining hands and screaming in shame for awhile until they were too tired to continue. Now seated on two fresh Imeri, the two Demihuman Retainers were close to falling asleep. 

“I never told you what I did… Here Sigrun. Today can’t get any worse honestly…” Sirin spoke up as her tail slowly started wrapping around Sigrun for the fourth time. 

“Get your tail off me. I’m not a Stuffed Animal.” Sigrun groaned as she grabbed the muscly coil and pulled it off with a lot more strength than she wanted to use. Sirin’s tail was really strong! No wonder Orion had been almost defeated by her… 

“I’m not- Hmff… Okay. Sssss but still. You told me, so it’s only fair.” Sirin blushed, both at her past shame and her current shame. She was used to sleeping with her coils wrapped around Isaac… and she couldn’t really sleep unless her tail was wrapped around something… 

“I… Already know.”

“What.”

“Yeah… Orion told me on the walk over… I told you my crime was worse… though I suppose trying to forcefully defile Master Isaac sounds worse than consensually defiling Lady Corrin… if they remove the fact I almost burst her… and caused the-“

“ORIIOOOOOOOOOOON! AAAGHHH! SSSSSSSS! He might have told everyone! EVERYONE! No no no no! That blithering OAF! I’m gonna shove the blade of my tail through his mouth and gut him like a-“

“Sirin! Control yourself! Gods you sound like me!” Sigrun hastily shut Sirin up as Sirin looked at her in the dark, while Sigrun could not see, Sirin could see just fine thanks to her eyes switching to thermal. Sirin panted with fury for a moment as her bladed tail silently swished like a rattle before she heard giggling. 

“What!?” Sirin snapped as Sigrun began to laugh, then laugh harder, before the Centauress crushed her Imeri and was kicking all four hooves in the air and bellowing with laughter. 

“We- We’ UUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WE’RE SUCH MORONS SIRIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHA! OH MY STOMACHS THEY HURT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA HELP I-PPFFFAHAHAHA I CAN’T I CAN’T STOP LAU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Sigrun laughed and laughed until tears were in her eyes, and somewhere along the way Sirin was giggling too, then cackling on the floor before both women were shrieking in laughter together. The two biggest idiots in Blacktorch that they knew. Both having committed grave sins and even graver destruction of property… If they didn’t get executed tomorrow would be a miracle in itself. The two just kept laughing in their Insta-Jail until finally they managed to calm themselves down. 

A few minutes later, Sigrun had fallen asleep as Sirin smiled. She knew that despite how much Sigrun had screwed up, how hot her temper was at times… She knew that Sigrun absolutely loved Corrin to death. In Sirin’s head, there was no way Lord Cassinder or Lady Kaguya would ever get rid of her, there was no better retainer for Lady Corrin. Sirin tried not to think if they would replace her or not… despite her confidence she truly felt she had ruined things with Isaac and didn’t know how to apologize… Sirin fell asleep a few minutes after that. Her tail wrapped entirely around Sigrun’s second stomach and squeezing gently as Sirin’s sleeping tail hugged Sigrun as if she were her beloved Isaac. 

Sirin slept so deeply, she didn’t even wake up from Sigrun’s sleep farts all the way until morning when the door was banged on… and their fates awaited. 

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