This comic is based, even more-so than most, on a true story. Heroic Man cologne exists. (See the attached photo for proof!). I bought it for someone as a gift. I tried to ship it to them, and DHL refused to transport it. When I realized that I was about to have to explain to Missy why I was keeping the bottle of Heroic Man, I offered it to the helpful lady at the DHL office, asking if there was any man in her life who might deserve a bottle of Heroic Man.
She laughed, and said, “No. That is for you.”
It would seem she could sense my heroic manliness.