Itty-Bitty Edition

Day 36 of Yummy Turtle Watch. Even though i was attacked yesterday i will still report the news. *from off camera* Don't be modest it because of the mines. Here is the news no less. It is now official that the half waypoint or hump day is the longest of days. It has been the longest time the turtle has been on one step. I do have confirmation that the turtle is alive mainly do to another villager getting close to the turtle and getting bit by it's tiny jaws. The villager tries and tried to get away but though small the turtle is massive in weight. The crew has decided not to pursue charges against Tristie as she has put fear into their hearts. Yummy Tiger has not been heard from on this hump day and the villagers who foolishly took bets that he would are paying up. New bets to see if he will make the post by the start of the weekend.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 35 of Yummy turtle watch. The villagers are in shock as this is the longest time a the turtle has be at one step. The have case of villager trying to start a riot but the guard put a quick end to it. the town in desperate need of gold has decided to open up the mine. The scholar recommend that the mine be lite as to ward of the Knockers. The Hunter has returned today without any memory of being here before. She is acting slightly different even more slutier than before by coming into town without her bikini on. But due to high demand of the munchkin videos we will play one involving tristie. We have security now right? *from off camera* Yeah of course we did. There no reason to worry. That doesn't make me feel safer. *from off camera* play the video or go to the mines. The mines might be better than dealing with an angry Tristie. *from camera* we'll broadcast it anyway and say it was your idea. Will i have no options so here the video. The shot is of just outside the cave and tristie is vain swing her sword and a few munchkins run off licking their wounds. Tristie falls to her knees and surrenders "fine have your way." But before she can even finish the Munchkins are already taking her clothes off. *from the camera shot* Tristie hear saying "what the" followed by the announcer making a girly scream. The munchkins are going at her one in the front and one in the back. Tristie eye roll back as if in pleasure. And the munchkins start jerking. Tristie swallows it all and two munchkins replace the first two and start doing the same thing, but before they can finish Tristie arm give out and is put on her back. With one munchkin in her mouth, one in between her breast and one underneath her pumping away while another is on top pounding away. This continues for four minute. The screen cuts to Tristie yanking the tape out of a player. And the announcer on the ground beaten up. Tristie says "this is the end of the broadcast today." Followed by the camera getting thrown to the ground and goes to static.

Nine Horse Hitch

take my hand, We'll make it i swear! Oooooooh we're halfway there.

Nine Horse Hitch

Oh, I have to make this comment... Ooooo, we're half way there! Ooooooh, living on a prayer!

Boyzilla

I know this probably understood but this fan based post(post series) with no reflection of the creator of the game or of the game itself. So if you're mad be mad at me not Yummy Tiger. If you don't like it no worries please leave a reply or message me with what you found offensive and i will try to not be offensive. The main reason is with the increased sexual overtones some people could be offended and I don't want any blowback to happen to someone who is not at fault (I mean Yummy Tiger and all people involved with game development). I sometimes get paranoid about these things and not because of drugs just life experiences.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 34 of Yummy Turtle watch. Will the woman from the tape we broadcasted two nights ago won't be happy today so stay tune for this unimportant update. The Priest has increased the length of his serums and now hold a serum daily to "drive the wicked thoughts from the flock." Even though Yummy Tiger isn't actively asking the villagers what they like to do at night the villagers still come and knock on his door to tell. I think he is happy that Bogwort hasn't told him. With what the villagers are coming up with are perverted just imagine what Bogwort would come up. Now i have to read this warning. We are not responsible for what you imagine what Bogwort wants. We may possible be held accountable if he were to come on to air and tell you but only maybe. Today being a Monday has driven everyone insane Dirk has drank, drunken, whatever the word an entire barrel of mead and has not died. The rest of the town seems to be at each other throat waiting for a spark. Where Bogwort when you need him. The next munchkin tape. Even though i told you that tidbit/tease i wasn't allowed to watch it yet. But my only question is where did the horny bastards get new batteries or charge their batteries. I can only guess either my crew or who ever stole the camera, Bogwort. Now to the tape. It goes to a cave and munchkins are heard all around. Then the sound of a woman is heard and the camera rush to the outside. The big chested women from before is there calling to the munchkins, in the dress she was born in. See the munchkins she get down on all four. She is quickly forced onto her back as she is taken three munchkins at once. The camera is hand to the munchkin pumping into her chest getting a shot of her moaning on to the munchkin in her mouth. this continues for two minutes with her have a muffled screamed either from climax or some unknown action. the munchkin in her mouth stop pumping in and out and fills her mouth faster than she can swallow. Shortly after the munchkin fucking her chest pulls out and unleashes his load on her face and boobs. The camera is past to the munchkin taking in the pussy already covered in seman. This cycle continues for roughly and hour until she left alone and the camera leaves. Wow that woman really won't be happy now. from out of nowhere the woman from the tape attacks the announcer and people from off camera go to help him by pulling the women off. Obscenities are the only thing that can be heard.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 33 of Yummy Turtle watch. The women from the tape saw the broadcast and i got acquainted with her cast iron pan. Dirk has run of of recipes by that i mean the rest is unintelligible due to the scribbling and what i hope is mead. On the subject of Dirk he fought a giant slime today due to what the scholars are claiming to be a side effect of their current means of treating the problem. The monster was driven off because Bogwort started to throw salt at the monster. The Mayor was in the town and was seen running away like a little girl. This doesn't bode well for the election as the current people running for mayor are Bogwort and the current Mayor. Some would say we are wait for someone to come and help us. Bogwort seem to agree and calls for his golden maiden to come. most of the town folk thinks he's crazy. Yummy Tiger even tried to stop him but he failed to control him. It wasn't until a women dress in a very ... nice maid uniform came out of the inn calling him "Boggy" and asking him to calm down. the woman who called out to "Boggy" is Kira, the daughter of the inn keeper. She has red hair and fairly will gifted. This didn't seem to calm Bogwort down rather redirect his attention. The strange thing is the Bogwort was looking to the caves.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 32 of Yummy Turtle (not Tiger) watch. Yummy Tiger has been seen around the village asking people what they like to do at night. And surprising the villagers are answer him in all honesty. There has even been a hint of pagan rituals, to women going to the lake at night to play with the slimes. Okay the last one made up but the pagan rituals was heard. Although with the rang of answer to his question makes me wonder what this villages is full of. But there was one man who didn't seem to be corrupted and no it definitely not Bogwort, but the Priest, who may need a young priest from what some of the answers were, replied without any preverson. May had say quite a bit innuendos but he didn't bring any shame to the church, despite what some of the women wanting his ... blessing. Now to the munchkin tape. Now for your information we ensured not unwanted touching has occurred here. It a clearing in the woods and women with a top heavy build is seen walking around the field looking for something. "Will the nore said to on the blindfold"she said as puts cloth over her eyes and ties it off. A munchkin approaches her as she says "So now i sit and wi..." but before she can finish her mouth is full of more than words. She doesn't resist it but rather accepts it works on it and the munchkin seeming surprised stop and lets her do her magic. After a minute another munchkin comes up from behind pulls her blouse down showing her chest to the munchkin in front of her and ends up with a large load in her mouth. "You were supposed to warn me. It taste better than before.," as She finishes her sentence her dress is hiked up to show she isn't wear anything under her dress."Oh" she says as she raises her rear in the air "that's what you wa, ah" when the munchkin takes his place behind her. Her breath hastens and starts moaning. The munchkin pulls out and she is forced on to her back. But then all the munchkins run away as a group of men lead by Tristie coming running out of the woods and chashes them away the woman no takes the blindfold off. The camera shot is no of running through the trees and cuts to black. The was the battery dying how they recharged the battery is beyond me but we have more tapes that we will show. If we aren't stopped by anyone.

Nine Horse Hitch

It's been a month, whew, where does time go. When I started the polishing process, I expected 4-6 weeks if I were to work 3 days a week. I won't finish in 6 weeks, but it might not be too far off. Thanks for keeping me entertained :-)

YummyTiger Gaming

Day 31 of Yummy Tiger watch. It has now been officially a long month from the beginning of the turtle's journey to the promise land and the turtle has gone half way. Yummy tiger was out today Saying he need a midweek interaction with people. As it is Friday everyone in the village seem to agree with the statement. I was rumored that even Bogwort though he was acting strange. The mayor is due to be elected in a few months and people have started talking about who they want to be mayor. Everyone can agree the mayor needs to go but the only one volunteering for the position is Bogwort and the current mayor. The mayor still hasn't done anything about the bandit. Trade has been seen to dry up. with the destruction of the bridge.on a less serious topic women in the village have started to wear more comfortable "potato sacks" but are trying to come up with a new name and are wanting input from people on what the new top should be called. Productivity has drop in the village today for unknown reasons. Now for another of Dirks favorite potato recipes. Today is a baked potatoes. Indertenients are herbs, potatoes, and what ever you want to top your potatoes with. Dirk say his favorite like always is cream. Step one bake the potatoes and... your...self? is that a typo? No? Next ensure you have enough food on hand for the craves that occur. What do we do with the potatoes though? What is the Herbs and paper for? More questions left with the answer of "shut up move along or go to the mines." to morrow we will play another video we got from the munchkins.

Nine Horse Hitch

Day 30 of Yummy Turtle watch. The turtle has moved and grown smaller or shrank after farting over half of it body weight. The smell has nearly left the town. But the mead surely has left the village. The party came to an early end as the mead ran out due to a problem that has been a small thorn in the villages side; bandits. The bandits have been increasing their raiding activities. This has lead to the shortages of clothes and mead making supplies. This is leading women to consider wearing potato sacks again. As the surplus of potato sack hasn't fallen. The largest complaint that is too rough. The seamstress is coming up with a design to conserve on the fabric, the men of the village are for this idea. The videos from the munchkins have been approved for airing then be turned in for the bounty as it has only risen over the past week. My crew has received a new replacement cameras and mics. The Man in Black hasn't been seen for days rumor is that he is hunter for the writer. I hope he get him. *from off camera* if he is caught you'll go to the mines. It in your contract. I hope he is safe and sound. Will now let play the first tape. *Screen cut to a scene just outside the village* A Munchkin with a mic is making grunting sound and gesturing toward nothing almost like the announcer, but a little better. The camera shifts to the announcer and back to the Munchkin announcer. Who starts bring his hand close together at his crotch. Then starts laughing and the camera shakes with the camera munchkin laughter. Shaking in the bushes is heard and the camera is put down *tape ends there* Will that's not what i was expecting. Why don't i get to know what's on the tape before air? *from off screen* so your reaction is genuine.

Nine Horse Hitch

I see no tits, and am now sad.

rm

Pretty happy to get yet another release date! As long as you do not microwave any pizza in the next few weeks, I believe we'll get this in December :)

Dehkia

Trust engaged, I believe in you this time YT!

Blorken Shfeel

It's cool. All you have to do is get an organizer for the organizer--then you're golden!

I am in the same boat as you on the Quest for Just Tits :D

bigtotoro

Titty All Day Every Day!

PhatsM

Good luck YT

TheBob

itty bitty titty committee

James

The divine thing, that must always come with 2 for 1. Tits, not to big, not to small. But nearly always too perfect for my mortal eyes. The things i have, and would still do to some tits, would surely make my parents disown me. And for that, i will stay in the dark on these games of the light. But as i am a simple man, i will wait for this game to show me the light. And hopefully before i die. January 1, will be a glorious release day. (kidding mate, i'm sure you will hit the release mark, this time.) I'll stop my disturbing poesy now mates, don't worry. ^^ godspeed onward Yummy Kitten.

Oh no shout out to me, all I get is a very disappointed sounding professor named after me. I see how it is.

thswherizat

Glad to see you're still as dedicated as ever Yummy! Good Luck