Workplace accident with Franky
Added 2023-05-12 15:30:01 +0000 UTCAs promised the other "1st place".
Poor secretary fell down the stairs recently ending up in a wheelchair for at least half a year.
Neighbors say she had it coming wearing such high heels all the time.
Comments
Whoa! Your “accident” short story goes far beyond our wildest expectations! The beautiful secretary learned, at least, three things: 1) never stay late at the office 2) ask, instead of a pay rise, for a video intercom to be installed when the doorman is no longer on duty 3) avoid wearing high heels every day, otherwise you risk painful tumbles (to the smugness of nosy neighbours…). On the other hand, the beautiful and 'clumsy' secretary has two reasons for (very relative) satisfaction: i) her wonderful heels miraculously survived the fortuitous and very unfortunate 'tumble down the stairs' without any damage (at the next change of daylight saving time she may, perhaps, wear them again...) ii) for a long time she will no longer need a notepad to take messages, she can write directly on plaster casts (there’s plenty of space there anyway...).
Fabio - Scarponata
2023-05-12 21:45:52 +0000 UTC
