The Shawshank Redemption & Trading Places (Air Date 11/27/99)

Time Codes

For The Shawshank Redemption: 

Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.

Watch until 12:42 (Andy enters the prison, darkness), then watch second Joe Bob segment.

Watch until 23:42 (Morgan takes a bite), then watch third JB segment.

Watch until 38:50 ("...if only for a short while."), then watch fourth JB segment.

Watch until 55:35 ("...if you ask them for funds."), then watch fifth JB segment.

Watch until 1:11:04 ("Andy got two weeks in the hole for that little stunt."),  then watch sixth JB segment.

Watch to 1:29:24 (Andy picks up the paper), then watch seventh JB segment.

Watch until 1:40:38 ("Give him another month to think about it."), then watch eighth JB segment.

Watch until 1:50:44 ("That was the longest night of my life."), then watch  ninth JB segment.

Watch until 2:00:35 (Triumph in the rain), then watch tenth JB segment.

Watch to the end of the movie, then watch outro, which leads into Trading Places

For Trading Places:

Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.

Watch until 9:55 ("Appreciate it."),  then watch second Joe Bob segment.

Watch until 27:00 (They get in the car),  then watch third JB segment.

Watch until 39:11 ("Louis."), then watch fourth JB segment.

Watch until 45:12 ("Goodnight, sir.") then watch fifth JB segment.

Watch until 1:00:57 (Door slammed), then watch sixth JB segment.

Watch to 1:11:04 (Dan and Jamie Lee in bed), then watch seventh JB segment.

Watch until 1:22:20 (Dan throws the gun), then watch eighth JB segment.

Watch until 1:36:43 (The gorilla makes a sound), then watch ninth JB segment.

Watch to the end of the movie, then watch the final JB segment.

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Tonight I'm sharing an episode from JB's Dark Period, aka "Hollywood Saturday Night". The story on these is basically that a certain TNT exec really took a disliking to JB and decided he needed to be more "female friendly". They started filming in El Lay instead of Texas, took away his signature wardrobe, and made him show movies that you don't typically associate with Joe Bob. They also came down really hard with censoring the jokes he could tell, so it's basically a watered down version of our beloved Cowboy Critic...and NOBODY wanted that. HSN was the beginning of the end of JB's run on TNT, so even though these are still fun to look back at, they are bittersweet to me bc I can't help thinking about how this was right before we lost him for a while. 

But we shan't dwell in the negative...Our boy is back now, and we have him hosting these highfalutin classics to enjoy! :)

I hope you're having a wickedly wonderful weekend, and I wish you a very Happy Mother's Day!! (The Troma version, not the remake... ;) xoxoxo