My Cage "Classic" 05/18 - 19/2009
Added 2022-11-15 05:00:04 +0000 UTCFavorite joke?
Originally run May 18th - 19th 2009.
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Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Cage
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Comments
MY favorite joke is unsuitable for family audiences, sorry.
JoeStrike
2022-11-16 17:16:28 +0000 UTCWhat do you call an Irishman sitting outside your house all night? Padi O'Furniture.
Steven Sutton
2022-11-15 13:14:21 +0000 UTCTwo Brothers coming to be executed once for ſome enormous Crime; the Eldeft was firſt turn’d off, without ſaying one Word: The other mounting the Ladder, began to harangue the Crowd, whoſe Ears were attentively open to hear him, expecting ſome Confeſſion from him, “Good People,” ſays he, “my Brother hangs before my Face, and you ſee what a lamentable SPECTACLE he makes; in a few Moments I ſhall be turned off too, and then you’ll ſee a Pair of SPECTACLES.” —“Joe Miller’s Jests or the WITS Vade-mecum” MDCCXXXIX
John W. Kennedy
2022-11-15 13:04:35 +0000 UTCThere once were two tall Irish brothers, each so tall that he was taller than the other. Sean, the older, taller brother, said one day, "We've a fine crop wool this year and lambs to sell as well. We'll get a better price for them if we go to London and find a buyer ourselves." "Aye," said Seamus, the younger, taller brother. "Besides, it's a very good excuse." They'd neither of them been to London before so they visited with their old Da to get his advice before venturing into the big foreign city. "Ye'll do fine in London," said their Da, who was looking up, not being tall himself. In fact, he were a short man, shorter than two other short men put together. "But there's one thing to remember if you're going to the City. If you want a good beer, find yourselves a Bass house." "We'll do, Da," promised the boys and they set out. On reaching London, they had soon concluded their business and got a very good price for their wool and lambs as it had been a warm, mild winter in Scotland and the sheep there had not obliged by growing thick wooly coats at all. In fact, many a Scottish farmer had been forced to shear his pigs to get what wool he could, which is why, to this day, there are so many bald pigs in Scotland. Feeling good about the price they had gotten for their fine Irish wool and lambs, the boys decided to celebrate with a beer and remembering their Da's advice they set out to find a Bass house. The first pub they ducked into denied them. "'Tis Newcastle, boys," said the publican. And in the second inn they found, the innkeeper told them, "We're pulling Watney's here." But in the third tavern when Seamus asked politely, "Is this a Bass house?" the tapster merely nodded. "Grand," said Sean as the two tall brothers seated themselves. "Two Guinness, please."
J.E. Melton
2022-11-15 07:37:56 +0000 UTCWhere does The Lone Ranger take his garbage? To-the-dump, to-the-dump, to-the-dump-dump-dump...
Yer pal Mikey
2022-11-15 07:12:31 +0000 UTCA guy with a pet duck is out one evening walking his duck. He passes the local cinema and sees they're showing a movie he wants to see, so he goes to the ticket window and says, "I'd like two tickets, please. One for me and one for my duck." The ticket vendor says, "Sorry, but you can't take a duck into the theatre." The guys says, "He won't bother anybody. He'll just sit there." Vendor says, "Sorry. I don't make the rules." So the guy goes to take his duck home, but he doesn't want to miss the beginning of the movie, so he waits a few minutes, stuffs the duck down the front of his pants, goes and buys his ticket and goes into the movie house. While he's sitting there waiting for the movie to start, a couple of old ladies come and sit next to him. After the movie's been running for a half hour or so, the duck starts to get restless, so he opens his fly so the duck can get some air. One of the old ladies looks over at him, and then says to her friend, "Mabel, this guy next to me has his fly down. He's exposing himself." Mabel says, "So what, Gracie. You've seen one, you've seen them all." And Gracie says, "Yeah. That's what I thought. But this ones eating my popcorn."
Jon Benson
2022-11-15 05:15:30 +0000 UTCWarning, dad joke I told my kids for years: What's grey like a wolf, has four legs like a wolf, and is full of cement? A wolf, I just threw in the cement to make it harder.
Kenneth Glaldden
2022-11-15 05:08:56 +0000 UTC
