Poll
Added 2022-01-18 17:44:58 +0000 UTCWhich do you think would be funnier for a character trying to become the next beloved children's cartoon character, and failing?
A. An anthropomorphic line whose claim to fame is that he appeared as a curtain rod in an episode of a Batman cartoon.
B. A dung beetle (using Jeff's ex girlfriend Summer as a representation, but could be either a male or female) Tag Line: "I was created to be the next Spongebob by a cartoonist who obviously subconsciously wants to fail!"
C. An extremely unlucky, one-legged, rabbit (they were born missing their lucky foot). Using Chopper from a failed cartoon pitch to represent, although it could be a male or female.
Let me know.
Thanks.
-Ed
Comments
C. The bunny always wins.
Libluini
2022-01-22 20:31:32 +0000 UTCI just noticed: what are those folds in the bunny's ears about a third of the way up?
JoeStrike
2022-01-20 00:27:36 +0000 UTCThe Dung Beetle - that poop emoji is strangely popular, but a character with Dung in their name might be a trifle offputting. I agree w/Mikey above: some TV exec might see the one-legged hopper as inclusive of & recognizing physically challenged people.
JoeStrike
2022-01-20 00:26:03 +0000 UTCTrying and failing to become a children's cartoon character? The dung beetle, definitely. Male. Name: Coprophile Dungee. The line is too esoteric. As for a one-legged rabbit, I'd bet that one would actually sell. You should pitch that to Nickelodeon, seriously.
Yer pal Mikey
2022-01-19 21:07:49 +0000 UTCC.
FilloryCitrus
2022-01-19 18:54:34 +0000 UTCThe line kinda reminds me of the paper clip thingy that Word used to use. (Clippy?) Anyway, if you come up with a catchy name and/or a sufficiently weird situation, any of the above could work. Woody Sticks It To The Man, Debbie the Dung Beetle Saves Mars, Hopalong Rabbity vs Evil Farmer Brown. But, if I have to choose just one, I'd go with the curtain rod.
Jon Benson
2022-01-19 05:36:33 +0000 UTCThe Unlucky Rabbit!!!
2022-01-19 04:45:33 +0000 UTCb, then c, then a.
Shawn Eaton
2022-01-19 01:21:08 +0000 UTCC, female
lplimac
2022-01-19 00:29:35 +0000 UTCC
Kevin Likes
2022-01-18 23:52:53 +0000 UTCOne legged Bunny
2022-01-18 23:51:11 +0000 UTCI love the lady dung beetle but I gotta go with C the one-legged bunny!
Steven Sutton
2022-01-18 22:47:24 +0000 UTC
