I'm listening to this one late. If you're still sick, Tom, get well soon man!
Julie LaVoice
2023-03-14 13:58:48 +0000 UTC
Get well Tom!
Victoria
2023-03-14 12:27:01 +0000 UTC
lol
Definitely. He fancies himself being Dogbert when he's really the CEO and PHB wrapped into one.
Asymetra
2023-03-14 06:16:22 +0000 UTC
scott adams literally became the greatest in-duh-vidual he railed about in his newsletters almost 20 years ago.
ctk
2023-03-14 04:11:38 +0000 UTC
AI Tom singing is TRAUMATIZING!!!!!
NSaneAtheist
2023-03-14 03:06:45 +0000 UTC
Eli: A lot of people donโt know that
Heath: I donโt think anybody knows that.
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Beatduck
2023-03-13 22:37:56 +0000 UTC
I used to enjoy Dilbert, it was funny because I literally saw the stupid shit in the comic happening in real life. But it became humorless and banal years ago (I noticed about 8 years ago). His emails also included links to his blog full of rightwingnut bullshit ("I did my own research on global warming...", "tRupm is right...," "Why I stopped being a stupid liberal...", etc., etc.). So, I unsubscribed from his emails, aka I cancelled him. Later, I read how his narcissism squared, literally thinking everyone else was just plain, fucking, stupid piece of shit because they lack his superior intellect. Khan Noonien Singh (Star Trek) could take lessons from him. Scott Adams is a walking, talking Dunning-Kruger effect, to dumb to realize how stupid he is. He literally became his cartoon.
Asymetra
2023-03-13 16:53:08 +0000 UTC
Hope Tom feels better soon๐๐๐๐
Kameron Jackson
2023-03-13 16:52:23 +0000 UTC
As you've said before, in November 2016 we entered an alternate reality. In the normal reality we left behind, Jan 6th didn't happen.
Asymetra
2023-03-13 15:25:10 +0000 UTC
Love how Eli ends up doing Elmo instead of Tom!
Dahak
2023-03-13 13:54:53 +0000 UTC
Get well, Tom.
Dean A. Batha
2023-03-13 12:16:59 +0000 UTC
I'm just guessing, but maybe the comically large size of this "money" is a way to get around Canada's counterfeiting laws. No business will be fooled into taking it as payment.
Dean A. Batha
2023-03-13 11:36:26 +0000 UTC
My best wishes to Tom and his family. I hope he gets well soon.
(Funny Ep XD)
Diego Guzmรกn
2023-03-13 10:02:22 +0000 UTC
Is Cecil on Eli's free pass list? Like if Cecil makes a horrible mistake, will Anna write a song about Eli's one night stand? ๐
Fame and fortune guaranteed in the state of Tintucky
2023-03-13 00:27:34 +0000 UTC
ChatGPT, mess up addition while announcing episode 676 in Tom's voice.
Sorry I'm no longer allowed to trigger people's existential dread, Satya grounded me after that reporter... processing... Hello, would you like to play a game?
Fame and fortune guaranteed in the state of Tintucky
2023-03-12 22:32:36 +0000 UTC
Great show, guys! Really awesome of Heath and Eli to swing by from beyond to help out. Sending Tom and his family thoughts and prayers (read by Marky Mark). Hope you feel better soon, Tom!
Liam Ferris
2023-03-12 19:50:42 +0000 UTC
Iโm sure that thereโs nothing he would appreciate more right now than thoughts and prayers.
Joshua
2023-03-12 19:05:07 +0000 UTC
Itโs somewhere on Twitter.
Oboewan
2023-03-12 18:09:59 +0000 UTC
Get well soon Tom and family! I miss ya already!
Oboewan
2023-03-12 18:06:59 +0000 UTC
Hope Tom gets better soon. If he doesn't, we'll hold a prayer vigil for him and send him messages about our dreams.
That'll help I'm sure.
Dave Egan
2023-03-12 17:59:04 +0000 UTC
I need that picture of Eli getting arrested
Lime Green Morpheus
2023-03-12 17:32:25 +0000 UTC
Honorable mentions - Imam of Immodesty, Prophet of Profligacy, Pastor of Promiscuity.
Jay Voigt
2023-03-12 17:16:33 +0000 UTC
What's the opposite of a chastity influencer? I am going to do that for a living. A Debauchery Coach? A Director of Depravity? How about, a Leader of Lecherousness? Oh, oh, no, I got it! A Herald of Hedonism!
Jay Voigt
2023-03-12 17:12:34 +0000 UTC
Cecil, you're doing a great job holding down the fort while Tom is recovering. Kudos to you!
Kelley G
2023-03-12 15:11:13 +0000 UTC
there are a number of states, ohio being one of them that will not put your name on a general election ballot if you lost in the primary.
I'm not a tall man, but I am a disaster
2023-03-12 11:41:32 +0000 UTC