Below the surface

It took me days to find the secret entrance. Hidden behind a bookshelf, how original... But who would've known that below that old workshop would be a whole facility...What's going on here ?  I can here voices in the distance... Is that her ? I can only slightly remember her blue skin hidden by what seemed to be a gas mask, her burning yellow eyes and that...tail ? was that a penis at the tip of her tail !? I can't remember, I'm losing my mind here. I need to focus !

The voices are getting closer. I need to hide but that door locked itself behind me !

Why the hell am I panicking !? She's just an elf with a passion for creation. Nothing bad. This place needs a serious re-decoration though !

Is that footsteps I hear ? Footsteps and...music ?

Is that some kind of robot !?

It's coming closer, I need to get up but my legs are frozen !

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Intruder : Don't come any closer what ever you are !

??? : Greetings, uninvited guest !  Are you lost ? May I help you ? The ground doesn't seem comfortable...Getting up would fix that issue...

Intruder : Who the fuck are you ?

??? : A milk dispenser. Would you like a glass of strawberry milk ? My tank is full. Please use the left nipple for warm milk. Whipped cream is at the bottom.

Intruder : Is this some kind of sick joke ?

??? : I'm sorry to hear that milk isn't your kind of drink. Meloriss is working on a soda model. The floor issue still remains unfixed.

Intruder : The floor issue ?

??? : Floors are not meant for resting...Getting up would fix that issue...

She doesn't seem to be some kind of weapon...Although what a strange idea for a robot...Maybe I should...

Intruder : May...I have a glass of warm milk Miss Robot ?

??? : Command "Miss Robot" not found, I answer to the name Milk-E. But as it is your first time here I will overlook that syntax error. I will let you decide if you prefer to drink from a glass or straight from the source. User reminder : Please use left nipple for warm milk. Whipped cream dispenser is at the bottom.