LIVE FROM DCI: Sweet Innocent Gullible Ryan
Added 2024-11-05 06:00:01 +0000 UTCHas anyone else watched INSTANT DREAM HOME?
Has anyone been FOOLED ?!?!
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The toilet paper one reminded me of something that happened at a family event somewhat recently. I have to warn anyone reading that it is a horrifying story. I started to dry heave just thinking about it but realistically I'll never be able to tell the story in real life. We were at a restaurant and there were a fuckton of us. When my SIL came out of the bathroom I saw she had toilet paper stuck to her shoe. I told her about it and for whatever reason she couldn't reach it and and asked me to grab it. So I did but it was surprisingly long and kind of damp, even she seemed surprised. As it turned out it was stuck in the back of her pants and I had pulled it out and touched it and 🤮.
Kate from Connecticunt
2025-06-15 02:00:05 +0000 UTCUm I’m so sorry Toni but how the fuck had you not seen The Sound of Music? Have you seen it since this video? Fuck that just blows my mind
Kristen Erin Clement
2024-12-18 07:29:59 +0000 UTCWill this intro now need to change since Toni has indeed stood up on a SUP?? Going forward of course!!
Allan Batten
2024-12-13 01:00:50 +0000 UTCSorry friendo, the deadline was Nov. 1
Anna
2024-11-28 17:34:07 +0000 UTCHow do I get the calendar?
Shayla
2024-11-26 03:42:31 +0000 UTCToni, within a certain area in Europe you can travel passport and customs free
Little Woot (wouter0612)
2024-11-25 09:36:30 +0000 UTCI was about to convert that 28,000 but realised I'm European 🙈
Little Woot (wouter0612)
2024-11-25 09:34:18 +0000 UTCNo
Little Woot (wouter0612)
2024-11-25 09:32:47 +0000 UTC"That's liiike not acceptable." Then. Fucking. Walk. Can you notice I deal with public transport customers 4 days a week.? 😂
Little Woot (wouter0612)
2024-11-25 09:30:57 +0000 UTC"It's the best way to travel" Fuming
Little Woot (wouter0612)
2024-11-25 09:29:05 +0000 UTC"Have you heard of it?" Watch that 'tude, young bi- lady
Little Woot (wouter0612)
2024-11-25 09:28:24 +0000 UTCEveryone: horror Aussies: hurrah! 🥳
Little Woot (wouter0612)
2024-11-25 09:27:24 +0000 UTCAgreed!!!
Samantha Frazier
2024-11-16 23:21:10 +0000 UTCThe arc from vegetables to drugs was everything 🤌
Paula O
2024-11-16 23:19:46 +0000 UTCLiterally me with fractions. I excelled in academics yet just had to sit through a friends wedding where I was seated at a table with my 8th grade algebra teacher who still calls me “1/4th” to this day because I once asked her what 1 divided by 4 would be in fraction form 😂
Jonny Rey
2024-11-16 06:32:54 +0000 UTCWelp, this was my first visit to DCI and heck I can’t wait to come back again (Private Jet only, mind!)
Becky Dimond
2024-11-14 22:10:39 +0000 UTCIt took me actually watching the intro (a few times)…
Jaime Meade
2024-11-14 02:04:30 +0000 UTCYuuuup. Once upon a time, I was holding a digital camera - I would say it was a year or two after smartphones came out. I tried to pinch zoom. Ugh. So embarrassing!
Jaime Meade
2024-11-14 02:03:50 +0000 UTCif you think this is good, just wait until you join champion TARPers!!
Jaime Meade
2024-11-14 02:00:59 +0000 UTCWe call it cursive in the US. Handwriting is just using your hand to hold a pen/pencil to write instead of typing.
Jaime Meade
2024-11-14 02:00:25 +0000 UTCGoogles “If you need to ask…” What in the Inception was happening? I loved it. 🤣
Jaime Meade
2024-11-14 01:59:22 +0000 UTCWatching Toni make sense of math is incredible
YouBetherBelieveIt
2024-11-12 22:10:00 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, Ryan rubbing Toni’s teeth did weird things to me…
Belinda Parish (Peter Bol-inda)
2024-11-11 18:33:51 +0000 UTCI still don't know what verbs and nouns etc are. I feel like I wasn't listening that day in school and the opportunity has now passed. It's too late for me, save yourselves 😂
Jodi Edington
2024-11-11 17:14:53 +0000 UTCMaybe we could put it on the work card 🤔🤣
Lily
2024-11-11 10:54:35 +0000 UTCI just learned the phrase “running writing.” In North America we call it “handwriting” which, when I think about it, is dumb as fuck
Lucberry Pie
2024-11-11 07:20:41 +0000 UTCOmg toni learning fractions just killed me
Rachael keefer
2024-11-11 02:46:44 +0000 UTCI'm honestly so glad I joined champion trapers 😂
Amanda Collins
2024-11-10 17:27:23 +0000 UTCGet me on a private jet to DCI! Of course I’m not gonna pay for it
Max Dockhorn
2024-11-09 09:48:10 +0000 UTCI’m so glad I joined the Champion TARPER tier I cannot get enough of you guys!!! I planned to join for just the month for the calendar but I’ve already girl mathed myself into thinking it’s worth it so I guess I’m sticking around! Love you guys!! ❤️❤️❤️
LiviLocs
2024-11-08 10:16:59 +0000 UTCI just told my partner that paying $13(USD) for three pairs of socks is obscene 😂 the private jet is wild, totally Alexis Rose energy 😂
Suzanna Stone
2024-11-06 22:23:27 +0000 UTCOMG the Maths chat made me so happy 🤣🤣 I felt so seen, Toni!
Venessa Léger
2024-11-06 18:37:04 +0000 UTCRich entitled people will do anything to flex that money apparently
Katerina Schmeeaars
2024-11-06 05:14:28 +0000 UTCOh! And the sound of music bit! My uncle has been saying this for as long as I can remember. Her uses it as much as possible lmao
Jazz Rafuse
2024-11-06 02:24:47 +0000 UTCNot sure if it was the same show but I did see something the same. I was like no way. Then they brought in a forklift and totalled the pre made kitchen they decided to lift in. Just unreal. No way that shit is done in a week let alone a day!
Jazz Rafuse
2024-11-06 02:22:22 +0000 UTCI've definitely tried to zoom in on a printed photo 😆 the horror after is intense
Stacey Giese (rhymes with easy peasy)
2024-11-06 02:11:47 +0000 UTCCan I be included on DCI since I just found out what the fuck it meant?! This dumb American thought it was somewhere in AUS 🤣
Laura Amole
2024-11-05 23:37:17 +0000 UTCI need to know what Toni’s recommendation was!!
Keeley O’Brien Hamilton
2024-11-05 22:41:02 +0000 UTCInstant dream home? More like instant dream crushers 😂
Patrick
2024-11-05 21:02:48 +0000 UTCI love DCI 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Anica (On-ick-ka)
2024-11-05 19:09:43 +0000 UTCOmg me too! Im going on my lunch and Im scared of literally being attacked when I go.
Courtney Santamaria
2024-11-05 15:58:07 +0000 UTCMe and my wiiiifeee also watched this show. I’m a tradey and I’m like damn how do they do this all in one day. 😂 had me fooled too. Where my first class ticket on the PJ to DCI?
Nixon Zane
2024-11-05 15:27:56 +0000 UTCNew TARPer this is now my favorite part of the day! Love ya'll!!!!!
Felicia Holden
2024-11-05 15:26:19 +0000 UTCThe timing of this DCI couldn’t have been more perfect! I’m in the US and it’s Election Day. I woke up anxious as hell and this turned my morning around. I’ll be eating pad thai today to carry on the DCI energy.
Tori Kovarik
2024-11-05 15:03:27 +0000 UTCWent to Netflix to see Instant Dream Home and the first episode had me crying on my sofa on a Tuesday morning.
It's Me! Lara
2024-11-05 14:41:02 +0000 UTCI’m obsessed with the subtle foreshadowing on TikTok
jacqueline mangrum
2024-11-05 14:40:18 +0000 UTCBeautiful white women discovers maths- sounds like a 90's porno 😂
Megan Dye
2024-11-05 13:27:54 +0000 UTCI hope you enjoyed your pad thai
Sketchy Ant
2024-11-05 12:29:05 +0000 UTC…drugs. I laughed sooo loud
Samantha Frazier
2024-11-05 12:06:23 +0000 UTCI have swiped up on a piece of paper before
Nicole Daley
2024-11-05 11:40:21 +0000 UTCThoughts of a genius or a serial killer 😂
Laura Amole
2024-11-05 11:08:36 +0000 UTCAre rich people taking vegetables ? 😂
Kita-Jane
2024-11-05 09:58:18 +0000 UTCLmfao, exactly right! 😂
Kita-Jane
2024-11-05 09:54:58 +0000 UTCRyan, I binged Instant Dream Home last year and I loved it! If I remember correctly, they mention a ton of it is prefabricated months in advance in a huge warehouse, using the measurements and layout of the home. They bring it all in with 100s of workers and install it in 1 day and do any painting and gardening and whatnot at the same time.
Kassidee Harris
2024-11-05 09:24:39 +0000 UTCinstant dream home is just expanded 60 minute makeover that used to be on. it was a UK show
Taz Nicolas
2024-11-05 08:55:06 +0000 UTCYeah, you needed to signed up on or before November 1st x
Charlotte Dutton
2024-11-05 08:39:59 +0000 UTCMassive ick when Ryan said titties.🤢
Lucie Williamson
2024-11-05 07:34:07 +0000 UTCThe level of entitlement from McKenna is top tier DCI behavior…what a brat. “Do I need to get my dad on the phone?” No you need to grow the fuck up and take your test, cunt.
Nolan N Dresden
2024-11-05 07:28:54 +0000 UTC“He died last year” SENT me! I am deceased!
Chelle Belle
2024-11-05 07:27:37 +0000 UTCToni is me with maths hahaha
April Maguire
2024-11-05 07:26:36 +0000 UTCBoarder security chat!!
Ashleah Kay
2024-11-05 07:03:55 +0000 UTCOmg the maaath blew my mind. I'm just over here learning shit
Tracey Mitchell
2024-11-05 06:52:45 +0000 UTCIf you guys don't do a video about what you googled I'll trow a tantrum.. That would be so funny though seriously.
Tracey Mitchell
2024-11-05 06:50:18 +0000 UTCYeah but he did say Champagne was included 🍾 🤦♀️
Tracey Mitchell
2024-11-05 06:36:44 +0000 UTCIf McKenna doesn’t mind throwing away $45k like that, I’ll gladly take them. If someone can connect me to her please? Us lower economy people are in need
Arely Murguia
2024-11-05 06:33:24 +0000 UTCWhen I worked in an ASD unit I had a kid that would ask the most random questions all day, I made him a book to write everything in so he could google it during computer class each week. My favourite question I found was “what happens if I put petrol in a deep fryer”
Rachelle Coker
2024-11-05 06:29:36 +0000 UTCI can see the headlines now “Beautiful white WOMAN discovers maths”
Ben Twigg
2024-11-05 06:20:46 +0000 UTCI’ve watched so many of those videos for the private jet place and I don’t believe half of them. But then again, rich people have rich people problems.
Molly “The Poor Man’s Toni” Brennan
2024-11-05 06:16:06 +0000 UTCThe audacity of McKenna. Just because you have money, isn’t an excuse to turn into a twat.
Tayla O'Connell
2024-11-05 06:15:43 +0000 UTC$45,000 to get out of test 😵💫 my gosh, it's free to just walk away from the school!!!
Sophie Kidd
2024-11-05 06:14:15 +0000 UTCTONI WHAT A CRIME! WATCH THE SOUND OF MUSIC IMMEDIATELY
Ben Twigg
2024-11-05 06:12:50 +0000 UTCWhat is it you c*nt face! A classic!
Ben Twigg
2024-11-05 06:12:32 +0000 UTCId pay the teacher off
Katherine Bryant
2024-11-05 06:09:09 +0000 UTCI’d rather pay someone else to do the test if I had mummy and daddy money like that.
Ben Twigg
2024-11-05 06:08:33 +0000 UTCIs it passed the calender sign up date
Bee Macs
2024-11-05 06:05:44 +0000 UTCTiddies 🤭🤭🤭
Ben Twigg
2024-11-05 06:05:32 +0000 UTC
