From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #051
Added 2023-10-04 04:01:00 +0000 UTCWelcome to blog 51, and episode #21 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter U. And the first thing that’s come to mind is UMBRELLA. It’s pissing with rain in Melbourne today and I thought ‘best not to scoot into the office this morning!’ so I drove (the 5 metres lol) to avoid getting stuck in the rain.
I got to work though and there were no parking spots right out the front so I had to park down the road and walk THROUGH THE RAIN anyway. But I remembered when I bought my car they gave me a FREEEE fancy umbrella. Fancy, big, but embarrassingly Audi branded.
The letter U also makes me think of underwear. I am normally someone who is in the market for a new undie brand, but recently I’ve realised honestly the best underwear comes from Kmart. Yes, I’ve bought skims. As a Kardashi-fan of course I did! No knickers though, maybe their knickers are good? But now I buy all my undies from Kmart and it’s fricken legit.
The only other place that deserves a special bra mention for all my booby havers, is this Calvin Klein bra which is absolutely delish for under anything!
…Hang on let me find it…
HERE! ‘Calvin Klein Lightly Lines Bralette’
I think this bra has a legit cult following now and they’re pretty hard to get - but veryyyyyy worth it.
Anyway… We’re coming to aUckland this weekend!
PLEASE COME!!
Love u so much bitch xo
Toni
OMG PS!!! I WAS SPEAKING TO SOMEONE IN THE PATREON DM'S A LITTLE WHILE AGO WHO WORKS AS AN IMAGINEER AT DISNEYLAND ANAHEIM - PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN HEHEHHEE I CAN'T FIND THE MESSAGE!!! LOVE U!