1st Liam Interview

Hey tier 2 dudes, yet again, a little bonus content for you ... I made Liam sit through a little interview. He didn't seem to enjoy it . I did tho.

Lucas: Alright. Sit your ass down.

Liam: [already annoyed] I am sitting. What do you want, Lucas?

Lucas: So—first question. How would you describe yourself?

Liam: [shrugs] I don’t know, man. That’s weird. Who just sits around describing themselves?

Lucas: People in interviews, fuckface.

Liam: [leans back] Ugh. Fine. I’m normal. That’s it. Nothing tragic, nothing edgy. Just—me.

Lucas: [grinning] You sure about that?

Liam: [suspicious] Why wouldn’t I be?

Lucas: Mhm. Okay. What’s something people get wrong about you?

Liam: [defensive] That I don’t know what’s going on. Like I’m just—floating or something. I know some stuff.

Lucas: What stuff?

Liam: [stone-faced] Stuff.

Lucas: [laughs] Bro.

Liam: Shut up.

Lucas: Alright alright. Biggest weakness?

Liam: [pauses too long] …I don’t know. I guess I let shit slide too much. Like if someone’s being annoying or pushy or—

Lucas: [interrupting] You mean Noah.

Liam: [snaps] I didn’t say that.

Lucas: But you meant it.

Liam: Can I go now?

Lucas: No. What do you think of Noah, then?

Liam: [inhales like it physically hurts] …He’s fine. He’s annoying. Doesn't like to wear socks for some fucking reason. Always looking at me like he knows better.

Lucas: [innocent] Better how?

Liam: [glares] You tell me. You wrote the asshole.

Lucas: Oh I know what he’s waiting for.

Liam: [looks away] Shut the fuck up.

Lucas: [smirking] Do you know what he’s waiting for?

Liam: I said shut up. And stop grinning like that!

Lucas: [delighted; smiling]

Liam: I’m leaving.

Lucas: Wait—two more questions. Advice for the readers?

Liam: [stands up halfway] If a guy like... smells good? It’s a trap. Run. Don’t be weird about it. Don’t—sniff things.

Lucas: That was oddly specific.

Liam: [deadpan] I said don’t.

Lucas: And advice for me?

Liam: [walking off] Stop writing me into these situations and expecting me to be okay. I’m not. I’m barely functioning.

Lucas: You mean you’re gooning out?

Liam: [offscreen] I will throw hands.

Lucas: Wait—before you go. Anything you wanna tease about next week’s chapter?

Liam: [visibly tense] …No.

Lucas: Oh come on, dude. One line.

Liam: [sighs] Fine. Next week’s chapter is... me realizing I should stop showing up when Noah asks for favors.

Lucas: That’s it?

Liam: [tight smile] That’s all you’re getting.