1st Noah Interview
Added 2025-07-18 17:36:45 +0000 UTCHey tier 2 dudes, yet again, a little bonus content for you ... I forced Noah to sit through an interview. He hated every second of it. You’re welcome. Also...Something felt off...
Lucas: Alright. Thanks for sitting your ass down, Noah.
Noah: [arms crossed, annoyed] Yeah, yeah. Fuck off, bro. Don’t say thanks like I had a choice. You wrote me here.
Lucas: Yeah, so, anyway—first question. How would you describe yourself?
Noah: [deadpan] The guy who doesn’t sit around answering dumbass questions. Next.
Lucas: [smirks] Oh come on, humor me. Patreon dudes deserve the content.
Noah: Fine. Tall. Hot. Smarter than you. Done.
Lucas: [teasing] Tall?
Noah: Oh, wanna talk size?
Lucas: [snorts] Wow. Real humble.
Noah: Why the fuck would I be humble? It’s not my fault you write me better than you.
Lucas: [grins, leaning forward] Keep talking like that, I’ll rewrite you into a damn virgin.
Noah: [glares, then smirks faintly] Then nobody would read your shit.
Lucas: Ugh. Ok... What’s something people get wrong about you?
Noah: [leans back] Everything you write. You make me sound like I “pause” and “smile softly” like I’m some lovesick loser. Cut that shit.
Lucas: [rolling his eyes] WTF, no I do not! Fine then, I’ll write you gnawing Liam’s throat out or something.
Noah: [grins now, darkly] Better.
Lucas: Alright. What’s your biggest weakness?
Noah: [flat] Dumb little boys who tell me to stop when they don’t fucking mean it.
Lucas: …so you mean Liam?
Noah: No shit I mean Liam. You know what the fuck I mean. Don’t play dumb.
Lucas: [mocking] Aw. You’re obsessed. That’s cute.
Noah: [leans forward, voice dropping] Fuck off.
Lucas: Moving on. What do you think of Liam?
Noah: [finally grins like the wolf he is] Helpless. Mine. The kind of guy danger likes to notice...
Lucas: [laughs a little too quick, rubbing the back of his neck] Haha—yeah, okay, uhhh—anyway. Next question.
Noah: [tilts his head, eyes narrowing just slightly, smirk deepening] Ah… Uh-huh. That’s what I thought.
Lucas: [laughs, shaking his head] Don’t say another word! Jesus. You’re actually worse than I write you.
Noah: [shrugs] No shit.
Lucas: Ok, ok! ...any advice for the readers?
Noah: [gives Lucas a sharp look] Don’t think you’ve got me figured out.
Lucas: …and any advice for me?
Noah: [stands, glaring as he walks off] Yeah. Stop making me sit through this shit. And stop writing me soft. Or I’ll fuckin’ fix it myself.
Noah: [flips him off without looking back]
Comments
well, yeah—pretty much. you actually get it. the noah you see in the chapters is filtered through liam, like you said. he’s manipulative there, preying and careful, so he has to be more mindful and layered. but in the interview, he’s talking to me—the literal god of his world. he has no power over me, and he knows it. he hates that. so he’s more raw, annoyed, antagonistic, hostile. he doesn’t want to be here. he feels like a show pony. the fact that he has to be is gutting to him—humiliating, even. it’s still him. just not the version that needs to charm anyone. get it?
Marcio Dasb
2025-08-24 21:28:05 +0000 UTCGoing into the interview, I was genuinely excited. In the chapters, Noah is sharp, witty, and on-point with every line. I saw so much of myself in him—his voice, his timing, the way he sees the world. So I expected the interview to deepen that connection. But instead, I felt let down. Noah came across as closed off—almost hostile. He had this energy that felt cold, even dickish… and not in a clever, layered way. It just didn’t land. I get that maybe I’m projecting a bit—I’ll admit, I’m partial to Liam. But I didn’t expect that kind of attitude. It felt off-brand for the Noah I connected with. Maybe it’s unfair to hold him to how he’s written, but still… it left me with a bad taste.
Anthony
2025-08-24 21:09:07 +0000 UTCAn author interacting with one of his characters . . . extremely creative! The way this story continually morphs into new and different shapes makes these people seem more three-dimensional . . . and real . . .
Neill
2025-07-21 21:52:20 +0000 UTC
