I know what you're thinking, but it's *Actually* a half decent decontruction about why this question keeps coming up in one form or another and about sexuality as a concept. It'll go live at 20.00 CET friday.
also there's history in it
Here's a rejected thumbnail

Rachel Anne
2020-02-14 00:13:00 +0000 UTCVal Packett
2020-02-09 18:28:22 +0000 UTC