Coming Attractions! (Update!)
Added 2017-12-17 23:18:08 +0000 UTCThanks to your help, we have some new locations at the Devil Boys Playground!
Ridiculous Rides: Forget about height restrictions, anyone in the park can go on these rides! Guaranteed to be unlike anything you've ever experienced before! Don't worry, those men in leather bondage attached to the carousel are paid professionals!
The Gluttonous King's Food Court: Originally situated near the carnival games, the food court was so popular it got moved to its own section of the park! We're proud to announce some new shops are opening up as well! We know you'll love to pig out at Circe's Pizza!
Cab's Performance Hall: After a day of rides, scares, and death-defying dares, why not watch a live band? There's plenty of tables, and plenty of drinks at the bar! We promise only the best in the biz, and that you'll never wanna stop dancing! Hi-de-ho, everyone!
Of course, we still got room for more! If there's something you wanna see in the park, leave a comment! We can always move stuff around! ;P
