New Intro Quotes!
Added 2024-10-03 21:36:50 +0000 UTCHey hey I just realized we're very close to needing new intro quotes!!!
Please submit any nominations, remember they need to be short (like <5s) and they should include a link if possible, or at the very least I need a timestamp. Like "S2E5 of Arrested Development at 15:29" and then I can go get a high quality version myself, since I would anyway.
Thank you for being a friend! (whoaoaoaoaoaoaoayeaahah)
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Used that one back in the day. One of my all time faves for sure
Opening Arguments
2024-10-10 03:10:46 +0000 UTCAnd at [5:55] "Your Honor, if it pleases the Court, I would like everyone to close their eyes and join me in a flashback"
Katie Herrmann
2024-10-08 13:54:06 +0000 UTCIf not too late, from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoZG84EHLM John Hamm, at [0:38]: "See I'm a man of faith. I believe in Gosh, and his son Jeepers. And the Holy Ghost, who is here today, supporting me. Don't let that influence you." Also, same at [0:53] "Mr. Foreman, can you read what's written on this twenty dollar bill..." And bc I can't help myself, same at [3:00] "It came to me while I was watching Sesame Street. The number of the day was 9 and I was in my gravity boots."
Katie Herrmann
2024-10-08 13:49:10 +0000 UTCC'mon -- a good lawyer couldn't win this case! https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/10b5ace2-84b3-48a3-ab60-65b30fc5f0bf&ved=2ahUKEwj15523uvyIAxWYmYkEHdUoLMIQwqsBegQIDBAE&usg=AOvVaw1xPpu-mhOU7T2WUFvjf6ze
Gmork
2024-10-07 14:16:19 +0000 UTCFrom Futurama "Overclockwise" (S6E25 originally, S8E12 on Hulu), at 18:16: "What a brilliant legal shenanigan! Case dismissed!" Alternatively, at 17:19 in the same episode: "Has the jury reached a verdict?" "Not just any verdict, Your Honor — a GREAT verdict!"
Devon Hollowood
2024-10-06 19:01:59 +0000 UTC'That's illegal in Massachusetts! / Everything is illegal in Massachusetts" https://youtu.be/xBdpINm9UBU?si=EnoqwWAtNVqsAKcX
Matt Cameron
2024-10-06 03:18:56 +0000 UTCAbsolutely!! I’m under what?
dddebz
2024-10-04 23:03:52 +0000 UTChttps://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxhm2lvhejO3arQvTkjciWjAP9HdRah8Aj?si=u898rApCBWf9xhja - fiefdoms in court. Plus, in court <> *this* court for any other expert, I’m sure.
dddebz
2024-10-04 22:59:07 +0000 UTCThe Pelican brief, right in the first few minutes. ROSENBERG (Hume Cronyn): Got in there by whipping up these people, one against the other. Never fails to amaze me what a man will do to get an oval office. https://soundcloud.com/brioche-croquembouche/pelican-brief-third-try-short
Maytree
2024-10-04 22:55:42 +0000 UTCThis is one is also pretty good. Decorum from the bench should be basic. “You’re going to sit there.” https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3upmdC2jY6482w1g6UgRJq-kZ29MpugR?si=nOCo7lzEdOopYJca
dddebz
2024-10-04 22:49:25 +0000 UTCYSL / Brian Steele exchange with judge. The part where judge pushes on source of discovering there was an ex parte meeting OR this, “God Forbid this should go up on appeal to a higher court” https://youtu.be/7DnU4j_gqGY?si=eP0Qd04UcwabV2nF from 0:15 to 0:20 (ish) Cant clip it for some reason
dddebz
2024-10-04 21:52:50 +0000 UTC100%
dddebz
2024-10-04 21:37:27 +0000 UTCThanks so much - I’d choose “rulings, nothing more than rulings” https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxqu8n8G7ph7u7YRkitXk7U3eHOb6MibaL?si=kDDj3If8sw6G8h-Y
dddebz
2024-10-04 21:36:34 +0000 UTChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX3U2QMjZRo Cop Rock! Episode 1 34:54-35:05 "Has the jury reached a verdict?" "We have, your honor." "Hit it." *Sick piano music*
Amigo Renaldo
2024-10-04 13:40:52 +0000 UTCI was thinking we need arrested development back in there even if it isnt the Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Reese
2024-10-04 13:23:00 +0000 UTCEven though a little dated, there are so many good bits in this interview that it's hard to pick just one, so I'll start with this: "Four short weeks ago I was driving truck, now I'm sitting on the highest court in the land." (though the clip also includes the trailing "Thanks to the George Bush home study course, you can be a Supreme Court Justice") Clip at: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxGY32HExyRzHAHCiZr_zUKbCs-IKihDsa?si=8gf-j5zWH4nJCk_D
Philip Kizer
2024-10-04 12:55:38 +0000 UTCAs ever I demand this clip from 30 rock. 10 seconds in https://youtu.be/6cw69T75_zg?si=TYlkHdvm_mNNYvKg “Now tell me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system” “My client has no memory of that” “I also would have accepted ‘you can’t prove that’s the governors semen’ “
Martin (@TheButtonz)
2024-10-04 07:12:57 +0000 UTCHere it is on YouTube https://youtu.be/0RZ-k761YBk?si=FocQU6YjzcbdUXWf
Martin (@TheButtonz)
2024-10-04 07:09:54 +0000 UTCS5e20 of simpsons "Ill kill you, I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury" Starts at about 9:30 from the end (disney+on my phone is counting down, I can't get the regular time stamp)
Hausdorff
2024-10-04 00:26:48 +0000 UTC2 from IASIP...0:28 to 0:34 and 0:34 to 0:40 are both good individually, or even the whole thing together if you wanna squeeze it in. 0:28 to 0:34 "Your honor, where is this going?" "I don't know! But it better lead somewhere fast." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAaxsG0mhU&t=28s 0:34 to 0:40: "Your honor, I can assure you this is going to be our final argument." "Well if it's gonna help end all of this madness, I'll allow it." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzAaxsG0mhU&t=34s
Rayman!
2024-10-03 23:41:30 +0000 UTCI am once again petitioning for the Hazbin Hotel Quote about quoting a dictionary. https://youtube.com/shorts/jfklNJvnOvo?si=sTD82NPmZoTI2jRQ
Richard Stifle
2024-10-03 23:15:52 +0000 UTCI'm putting in my vote for portions of the gavel, gavel reading of Blanche's cross. Even if it's just the line "why are you making this about yourself?" I listened to that section three times in a row and laughed harder each time. 👏👏👏👏
Lisa Marie Chambers
2024-10-03 23:01:34 +0000 UTCSouth Park: I am above the law! https://www.google.com/search?q=south+park+i+am+above+the+law&oq=south+park+i+am+above&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBggBEEUYOTIHCAIQABiABDIKCAMQABiiBBiJBTIKCAQQABiABBiiBDIHCAUQIRiPAjIHCAYQIRiPAtIBCDk3ODlqMGo5qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#cobssid=s&fpstate=ive&vld=cid:184b3323,vid:ZNJDV1XoEpw,st:0
Gmork
2024-10-03 23:00:52 +0000 UTC“Michael, these are lawyers! That’s Latin for liar!” Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 17 https://youtu.be/MbXcdaQIFss?t=38&si=YT_fdiPKt2b0ZR21
Kelley
2024-10-03 22:43:25 +0000 UTCBuster Scruggs: I too have been known to violate the statutes of man. And not a few of the laws of the Almighty. https://clip.cafe/the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-2018/well-dont-let-white-duds-pleasant-demeanor-fool-ya/
Gmork
2024-10-03 22:23:46 +0000 UTCJudge’s rant on silence or other rants after 7:57 in this vid from the Rittenhouse trial - https://youtu.be/rab4NLfRH7Q?si=O6TigUrZckipfzll
Chris from Tejas
2024-10-03 22:09:38 +0000 UTC"Margaret the rules were that you weren't gonna fact check" at about 0:15 is pretty good https://youtu.be/4Dc83ClqMZM?si=565zqh34FnqO9_0G Also anything after 1:00 is great. "thank you for explaining the legal process" :)
Mij
2024-10-03 22:08:44 +0000 UTCI do love it, but I think that it needs to cycle out and make a grand return in the future
Alexander Johnstone
2024-10-03 22:03:51 +0000 UTC“You still don’t have a plan?” “I have concepts of a plan” Time stamp: 00:09 - 00:12 https://youtu.be/oPk8d1jA34k?si=U-0zTrBfc-L344J2
Alexander Johnstone
2024-10-03 22:02:22 +0000 UTCIn the honor of the passing of Jack Peter Karlson, who taught us you can say anything you want while being arrested: What is the charge? eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? https://youtu.be/bIF6y9h2HeA?t=19
YakkoWarner
2024-10-03 22:02:20 +0000 UTCIn honor of the debate: That is a damning non-answer (5:05 in the video) https://youtu.be/IOGEugC9jO8?t=305
YakkoWarner
2024-10-03 21:58:16 +0000 UTC"Oh sure. Like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him. He's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for you." Simpsons S05E06 @ 11:11 or so Available here at about 0:25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJWgdRA-3tc
Nick Fish
2024-10-03 21:53:17 +0000 UTCBtw a collaboration with H3 on this topic would be a hit and you'd likely see a big jump in subscribers. He's got a weird rap but is a stand up progressive I've followed for over a decade and is running a very successful business.
MajorMinorGolf
2024-10-03 21:52:43 +0000 UTChttps://youtube.com/clip/UgkxjGiNLTMXyFl2Uwr6eujXombazXFQIYs_?si=J5fQaY4uyRqPQU7n
MajorMinorGolf
2024-10-03 21:49:45 +0000 UTCOh I love it the most out of all intro quotes ever with the like exception being "I am not a cat"
Professional-Grade In-Car Audio Guy
2024-10-03 21:47:09 +0000 UTCPart of this clip from Ted would be funny - https://youtu.be/LlDGh4t9OiM?si=zLN_E7u2Pq5GAtV8 Just please rid us of the screaming “I HATE THE SUPREME COURT”.. I hate it, too, but that is like nails on a chalkboard when I’m driving. Lol
Chris from Tejas
2024-10-03 21:42:16 +0000 UTC“Back that tape up” “No! Objection!” “On what grounds?” “That’s my penis?” “OVERRULED.” @3:05 https://youtu.be/AvkO6PtChvA?si=S_lO-hScBddlwwaF
Peter H.
2024-10-03 21:41:45 +0000 UTC
