It’s almost new intro quotes time!
Added 2024-07-07 00:31:07 +0000 UTCSo give me your best suggestions! Remember, they need to be short, like 2-3 seconds kind of thing. And if you can link with a timestamp to something that is decent audio quality, that will increase your chances!
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Oh my gosh, same! I'm such a big fan of what he did on TTOI and it's so rare to find someone who's even seen or heard of it 🥲 I loved how the humour of Succession reminded me of The Thick of It (and Peep Show)...so refreshing
Jess C
2024-07-14 14:46:54 +0000 UTCone of my favorite shows ever! Jesse Armstrong is the absolute British comedy GOAT and it was so satisfying to finally see him get his full due with Succession
Matt Cameron
2024-07-14 13:05:29 +0000 UTCyes!
Matt Cameron
2024-07-14 13:01:54 +0000 UTCI love this one so much
Apprentice57
2024-07-10 10:02:32 +0000 UTCThe epic burn from the YSL trial where Brian Steel says "The honorable court... allow me to rephrase... the court"... I don't have the timestamp but I'm hoping you do from playing it in the YSL episodes ❤️
can I get a CHEE-HOOOOO
2024-07-09 01:47:57 +0000 UTCI'm for that..and not only because I submitted it [credit goes to my gf]
Murcury Vapor
2024-07-08 16:19:17 +0000 UTCYeah, it just sets the tone so well, especially with Thomas's music in the opening. I also like to think of it as a quote from Matt's anger translator. As a soft-spoken guy myself, it's just so satisfying.
Matt Barber
2024-07-08 13:39:24 +0000 UTCor at least move it to the end a la "you betrayed the law" It's evergreen at this point.
Despairing Radical
2024-07-08 11:49:24 +0000 UTCFrom The Thick of It: "the bailiffs are coming to take away my will to live" 0:54 https://youtu.be/df6qsKoCiYo?si=OAjD76BOfk7_ggfq
Jess C
2024-07-08 05:02:34 +0000 UTCToo soon for Nixon summing up the Supreme Courts immunity ruling? https://youtu.be/U8YuW09mwco?si=CI5fWkZ0hHDSzPkX
Gmork
2024-07-07 20:41:58 +0000 UTCMaybe too much ambient noise, but the moment at 1:50 when Big Ern wins enough money to be above the law. https://youtu.be/HOrY199QiB8?si=YwPY_j0fdK7peCFq
Gmork
2024-07-07 20:34:48 +0000 UTCMallory Archer's thoughts on immigrants: https://youtu.be/HOrY199QiB8?si=YwPY_j0fdK7peCFq
Gmork
2024-07-07 20:27:34 +0000 UTC0:15 IASIP: “we’re lawyers!” https://youtu.be/Dnxd8UZ-LTI?si=91icb4RB0w8mBOae
Celeste de la Cabra
2024-07-07 19:10:14 +0000 UTChttps://youtube.com/clip/UgkxGbQ8ukSKX80DjrYWw6-nB0DVZy0OfygZ?si=bCNpF_C5bjlyPiAE A clip from the final speech of The American President. There's probably 4 other good ones in the speech, but I had to choose one.
Garry Myers
2024-07-07 16:37:59 +0000 UTCCrazy Ex-Girlfriend S4E7, 37:04 (Netflix) Attractive tall white lawyer: “It turns out there is a shocking amount of unfairness in the legal system. Did you know that?” Woman coworker:“No I didn’t. No one did. Thank god you figured it out”
Josh Kramer
2024-07-07 15:02:39 +0000 UTC“Websters dictionary defined redemption as-“ “Objection! Lame an unoriginal.” “Sustained. No further dictionary references please.” From Hazbin hotel: https://youtube.com/shorts/jfklNJvnOvo?si=2m8a3-_ya8j1jyqm
Richard Stifle
2024-07-07 14:43:57 +0000 UTCThe infamous Family Guy Kool Aid man bit - "Can I ask everyone to please stop saying 'oh no' in this court room? Because the f****** Kool-Aid Guy is gonna keep showing up. Thank you" https://youtu.be/Il-FKVnEnDg?si=OyM-oRQd-gvhojEn
Ryan Enbom
2024-07-07 14:26:14 +0000 UTCPetition to keep "I HATE THE SUPREME COURT" at the beginning for the time being. Please?
Matt Barber
2024-07-07 13:57:22 +0000 UTClots of gems in this one from always sunny. i like best (unfortunately was unable to find this one w/o background music, but it's pretty quiet): "I'd like to begin with my opening statement. Who is the defendant in this matter?" "That's not a statement." 0:14-0:20 https://youtu.be/gM5DBHb1GV0?si=fUOe7Lp-pQcK8rLs&t=14 and a couple runners up (new sources w/o background music) "Where did you go to law school again?" "Ah, well I could ask you the very same question" "I went to Harvard." "Aahh." "Mm-hmm." 0:36-0:42 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUMyWHQ9sLQ&t=36s "Bird law in this country, it's not governed by reason." "There is no such thing as bird law." "Yes, there is!" 0:13-0:18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o43C1kufMaM&t=13s
Rayman!
2024-07-07 12:19:40 +0000 UTChttps://www.patreon.com/posts/oa600-why-police-67068374 The old intro Magna Carta quote! [0:02-0:09]
Archer
2024-07-07 09:02:13 +0000 UTCBut Habeus Porpoise before that is also great
Cicada's sing to hide existential dread at their short lives
2024-07-07 05:36:41 +0000 UTCFrom Parks and Rec: "What's my crime? I got bold? And a little negligent?" [1:48] - [1:54] https://youtu.be/rgZsMFYPofA?si=AFCwtT-G8XOfOeO_
Katie Herrmann
2024-07-07 04:57:54 +0000 UTCFrom Community: "What are you trying to do Winger, zealously represent your client?" [02:40] - [02:44] https://youtu.be/PG6z0vKU2DY?si=I5h7wxgs5xC3qDxO
Katie Herrmann
2024-07-07 04:47:18 +0000 UTCAny portion of this exchange from My Cousin Vinny. https://youtu.be/ytDcJo2LTP0?feature=shared Starts at 0:27 Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci): [in opening statement] “Uh. Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.” DA Jim Trotter: “Objection. Counsel’s entire opening statement is argumentative.” Judge Chamberlain Haller: “Sustained. Counselor’s entire opening statement, with the exception of ‘thank you,’ will be stricken from the record.”
Julie P.
2024-07-07 03:32:19 +0000 UTCI think that may be my favorite intro quote since I started listening to OA. It's basically the perfect opener to the show and so succinctly describes how I will feel for the next 45 minutes or so.
Peter H.
2024-07-07 02:20:58 +0000 UTC"You see, I am an officer of the 'leuh'" "The leuh?" "What?" "You said you are an officer of the 'leuh'" https://youtu.be/Rm2TAL53wVc?t=9
Peter H.
2024-07-07 02:17:08 +0000 UTC"How do you know so much about the city ordinances?" "What sort of stupid question is that, are you blind?!" "Yes" "Oh, I see... Well you happen to be talking to a police officer" https://youtu.be/jGb8EKwDkBE?t=90 (1:30 timestamp)
Peter H.
2024-07-07 02:13:57 +0000 UTCFrom the wonderful movie Liar Liar: Judge: One more word from you and I'll hold you in contempt! Jim Carrey: I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT! ... OR just the 4 or so second clip of Jim Carrey saying he holds himself in contempt at 1:31 of this clip: https://youtu.be/jsJu4-McmF0?si=Njh7Mc3M_dhn300M
Sanchito
2024-07-07 01:59:17 +0000 UTCYOU BETRAYED THE LAW!!!
Mike Lilley
2024-07-07 01:12:23 +0000 UTCCan we please keep 'I hate the Supreme Court' ? I really feel like we need it for a while longer. Very cathartic.
Lisa Marie Chambers
2024-07-07 01:02:36 +0000 UTCA bit of a different kind of suggestion but a day or two after Trump was found guilty, Tom from CogDis read a poem that is perfect. It’s only 37 words long
Pinesnake
2024-07-07 00:58:02 +0000 UTCFrom “The Man Who Sued God”, around 38-42 seconds. Jules Myers: You're going to sue one of the world's biggest insurance companies? Steve Meyers: Well, apparently I wouldn't stand a chance - I'm suin' God. https://youtu.be/9ZfJywXiRyw?si=PWY8FuXrzbWobTK7
Pinesnake
2024-07-07 00:54:01 +0000 UTCAt 18 seconds there’s the gem “I smell a fake lawyer in the mix here.” https://youtu.be/BAFrAk4XuEI?si=WZ2DZ5gtoHCBhALG
If cis people are so great then why don’t they have a Siberian Orchestra
2024-07-07 00:42:46 +0000 UTC1:21 from this monty python sketch https://youtu.be/dLplQWB2S_8?si=AzQIuRC3XoXlo9Nl
Michael Ardron
2024-07-07 00:42:04 +0000 UTCYes, the I hate the supreme Court quote is the best part of my day lately. Well, no. I enjoy my kids more, but it is still a good moment
John of the bankruptcy pirates
2024-07-07 00:41:15 +0000 UTC/watch?v=Y-StM_O-xVM 0:17 "are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?" "from this point on no talking"
General Contact Unit Problem Child
2024-07-07 00:39:41 +0000 UTChttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8i7t2 at 6:40 "it says here you're charged with malicious misuse of hope? That can't be right..."
Friday Spangenberg
2024-07-07 00:38:57 +0000 UTC/watch?v=OkV_ztynYDM 2:07 "book em Lu, one count of being a bear, and one count of accessory to being a bear"
General Contact Unit Problem Child
2024-07-07 00:38:49 +0000 UTC0:40 of this clip. It’s from better call Saul https://youtu.be/cDBsPo9HywI?si=sPtCdRskthmfa4NY
Michael Ardron
2024-07-07 00:38:33 +0000 UTC/watch?v=aq2u1bmkKUQ 0:25 "he's not just Judge Judy & Executioner"
General Contact Unit Problem Child
2024-07-07 00:38:04 +0000 UTCSo, it's a bit longer than usual and perhaps too obscure for most, but this always made me laugh. https://youtu.be/62EEvUiJYQw
Michael Morrisson
2024-07-07 00:37:15 +0000 UTC“He gagged me!” On a loop?
KeepingThePlatesSpinning
2024-07-07 00:36:25 +0000 UTCHonestly, after the shit they pulled, an entire reel of "fuck the SCOTUS" would be nice
Kroll the Swolbold
2024-07-07 00:35:25 +0000 UTCAt the 3:39 mark "Guilty! Thank you, that is all" https://youtu.be/63WVvQ_Gx7A?si=rgQmUJ4nMCIvl9To&t=219
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