New Intro Quotes!
Added 2024-04-19 20:06:21 +0000 UTCHey folks,
I was reminded that we used to use quotes for 25 episodes. Seems like we're due for a change! Here is where you can suggest them like old times. To have the best chance of getting your quote picked, make sure to link a good quality source, with a timestamp, and make sure the quote itself is like 3 seconds long.
Happy suggesting!
Comments
https://youtu.be/1gaGhy07ZbU
Murcury Vapor
2024-04-23 15:38:54 +0000 UTCThis one is better…. https://youtu.be/dJZCmKG3snU?si=W0JdjrFfv7SBIcgl Anything between 1:14 -2:01
Kameron Jackson
2024-04-22 22:14:33 +0000 UTCNot sure if it's possible to do this with the singing in the background, but I've always loved "the law is a human institution" from O Brother Where Art Thou https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxHSz8KdXz3EoJUSXCCy1Kk_98Y-Cg29U8?si=mHTevBvU03tP5rKl
Matt Barber
2024-04-22 21:44:23 +0000 UTCSomething in here when Alan Shore is ripping into SCOTUS? https://youtu.be/hmpzL5r6aKE?si=sugJthYPrheTYKkQ
Kameron Jackson
2024-04-22 21:33:22 +0000 UTCI agree, and I think it's even better if you play it at 1.2 or 1.25.
Congress- the opposite of PROgress
2024-04-22 18:20:49 +0000 UTCI don't have a quote I just came here to reiterate that the theme music is a fricken banger.
Bald Weasels Scrotal Manscaping
2024-04-21 11:07:18 +0000 UTCYeah I see that. My point is if you don't know about the Shenanigans, it just seems adversarial in the normal sense that lawyering is adversarial. I agree the quote comes across like "booo that specific lawyer I'm still pissed at" if you do know the context, along with "which one of us went to law school" and "we don't have to work with any lawyer we don't want to" etc. I wouldn't mind if they all got replaced, I just think apart from the Dersh one they're only weird if you already know about the Thing.
Bald Weasels Scrotal Manscaping
2024-04-21 10:57:44 +0000 UTChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BllWI-OUwmI 2:36 to the end My Cousin Vinny: "You've a lovely *kiss* lovely *kiss* witness"
Benjamin Kimberlin
2024-04-21 04:22:29 +0000 UTCI suppose - to me it implies something much more adversarial though.
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, LANDSHARK
2024-04-21 00:37:16 +0000 UTC"comedian takes lawyers to court" still works even if you never heard of any shenanigans IMO. To me it also refers to Thomas asking the questions I would ask if A. I was smart enough and B. I found a lawyer who would put up with me long enough to answer them adequately.
Bald Weasels Scrotal Manscaping
2024-04-20 18:47:28 +0000 UTChttps://youtube.com/shorts/jfklNJvnOvo?si=NYUkvmX8Qn7dKkt_ here’s my suggestion starting at the “Webster Dictionary” part.
Richard Stifle
2024-04-20 15:52:28 +0000 UTChttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jkz5AxidHw Just in case you still want comments on the changing of the guard, I give you Baseketball's new best friend scene.
Cimeryd
2024-04-20 08:33:42 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/6cw69T75_zg?si=mvOJrClDZJp-zKAP 00:18 “Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American Judicial System” “ ‘My client has no memory of that’ ” “I would have also accepted ‘you can’t prove that’s the governors semen’ “
Martin (@TheButtonz)
2024-04-20 05:43:28 +0000 UTCIf you're still roasting PAT by implication, trying this: https://youtu.be/1q9JXAF2uFU?si=VU1-eKzilRnzy-O3
Civil Politics Radio dot com (Fridays at 6pm EST on Valley Free Radio)
2024-04-20 03:39:36 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/EjwrhxorKkU?t=67 "I think Brian Butterfield is a terrible terrible lawyer---That's a bit harsh"
Sent from Disneyland
2024-04-20 03:28:48 +0000 UTC“I think I’m much more humble than you would understand” https://youtu.be/1R42mFx3_ss?si=6K9CylGg760xvfXz Only if you could somehow play it in a way that even the dumbest dumb dumb coming out of a 10 yr coma knew that it’s a summary of idiocy, not a celebration of the quote.
Fort Teaser
2024-04-20 03:18:49 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w?si=CGl6VolCPp6tJZAB&t=34
Rayman!
2024-04-20 00:49:31 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/SZO7KCKBOE8?si=vMFUW-x80byjI8Pn&t=52
Rayman!
2024-04-20 00:39:37 +0000 UTCHear hear! "Don't take legal advice from a podcast" is an OA catch phrase, it would be a shame if it doesn't come back.
Congress- the opposite of PROgress
2024-04-19 23:09:24 +0000 UTCHere's something unconventional from real life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74g7wSTYUso&t=1105s Jason Scott, a pretty famous internet archivist runs a website where he hosts all matter of text files. He was sued by (what we now recognize as) a sovereign citizen with a frivolous lawsuit for a billion dollars for hosting a free sov cit tax avoidance book. The entire talk is great, here's one soundbite of 3 seconds: "I was mailed a Miranda warning. [...] THATS AWESOME."
Apprentice57
2024-04-19 23:07:06 +0000 UTCNot law-related, but what if we recognized one of Matt’s other passions? “You’re a Garamond man, huh?” https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2329b081-3931-4031-b3ca-f3adb68adab6
Just Another Cis Het White Guy
2024-04-19 23:06:35 +0000 UTC1:00-1:06. 3 seconds is an impossible request lol https://youtu.be/xTHxjwhXDG8?si=pcwKYKn0Od2aOlGU&t=60
Rayman!
2024-04-19 22:59:46 +0000 UTCGot any old audio of P. Andrew talking about laws around sexual harassment, contracts or intellectual property?
We can feed everybody
2024-04-19 22:50:47 +0000 UTCQ Mr Thomas, what’s your opinion on Roe vs Wade A I prefer to float 1:26-1:42
Katie Byrum
2024-04-19 22:46:03 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/IbjwNg1riXU?si=LFST0IInPkMX8dFX
Katie Byrum
2024-04-19 22:42:15 +0000 UTCAre you me? That was my favorite ever intro quote.
Apprentice57
2024-04-19 22:41:43 +0000 UTCThanks, I figured it would have been used at some point. I didn’t listen to a single interim episode so that makes sense why I didn’t know lol
Lisa S
2024-04-19 22:41:13 +0000 UTCThe old Robin Williams on Johnny Carson but where he tears Clarence Thomas up is lovely, but there’s so much in the segment. George Bush judicial school,
Katie Byrum
2024-04-19 22:23:26 +0000 UTCthat one was used extensively during "the interim"
Rayman!
2024-04-19 22:13:24 +0000 UTCnot sure if this has been used before I started listening, but a favorite of mine, from the Big Lebowski. The shortest I can cut it is 0:54 to 0:58 "For you information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!" but the whole quote including the Dude's response from 0.52 to 1:00 is brilliant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn-kxUEySy0&t=54s or to start the longer one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn-kxUEySy0&t=52s
Rayman!
2024-04-19 22:11:06 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/SZO7KCKBOE8?si=UgjIa5LAADgDgXsU (52 seconds in) From the Texas trial of Alex Jones: “ it seems absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify, yet here I am: you must tell the truth while you testify.”
A master Satanist is never to be taken lightly
2024-04-19 22:08:15 +0000 UTCProbably too long, but my favorite quasi law speaking quote: "With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." https://youtu.be/K5Po40kvI9c?t=56
Scott Seligman
2024-04-19 22:02:14 +0000 UTCThis is a classic with 2 potential clips. 0:12-0:27 Or 0:27-0:35 https://youtu.be/7yze5rGLaqg?si=GHx-rzENhHkTztbP
Aindörf
2024-04-19 21:45:34 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w?si=u43MlOjiVJArsNTF 34secs in. “What is the charge? Eating a meal! A succulent Chinese meal!”
Mick Vagg
2024-04-19 21:40:59 +0000 UTCAnytime after 1:11 or so "But is it against the law tho?" "Seatbelt sign is on" "Law" "Seatbelt sign" "Legal" "The sign" "Lawful" "Seatbelt" https://youtu.be/kH6QJzmLYtw?si=1EJUVYZXmcbRFG04
Aindörf
2024-04-19 21:36:03 +0000 UTC1:43 to 1:55 (though you could clip the intro line and just have the foreman reading the verdict vote), from a classic Happy Days episode (The Fonz Objects) https://youtu.be/AljjGHH8tMA?si=EzjbN6UPIJv1m2M0&t=103
Matthew from Talking About the Big Stuff Podcast
2024-04-19 21:27:20 +0000 UTCStart at 15 seconds. https://youtu.be/xZHsb2x8hCg?si=ilWmGF4m5RGPSxTO Matt: As a first point of order, I'd like to ask that the motion to compel production of the defendant's client list be rejected as it's not relevant to the litigation. Jen: Who's THIS asshоlе?
Maytree
2024-04-19 21:13:43 +0000 UTCSeconded. It also specifically ties the show to PAT in a way that I'd like to move on from.
Despairing Radical
2024-04-19 21:09:09 +0000 UTCCan you bring back the Magna Carta one? Always makes me smile.
Archer
2024-04-19 21:08:14 +0000 UTCI can’t remember what has and hasn’t been used, or even what’s being used now, but in the spirit of the current quotes, I think: Legally Blonde “You got into Harvard Law?” “What, like it’s hard?” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rLcAQVgMTSY&si=2YGVAmcm7CRTwB3J&t=66
Lisa S
2024-04-19 21:06:15 +0000 UTCI am making an embroidery of that quote, I love it
Elven Engineer
2024-04-19 21:03:20 +0000 UTCJudge: Oh, is that how the judicial system works? Please, please, tell Her Honor more about how it all works, I would really like to know. https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=VbNQL4r1mWmfZR0V&v=ssUwTGkG_jI&t=83
Dr. Clerk
2024-04-19 20:59:29 +0000 UTCI don't have a quote, but I humbly petition to replace "comedian takes lawyers to court" and "don't take ethics advice from Alan Dershowitz". They're funny, but they're in jokes and at the very beginning of the show they might confuse new listeners. Don't Take Legal Advice from a Podcast is classic, and at least personally I don't feel it's tainted by _gestures at everything_. But obviously there's much I'm not privy to. And I was a big fan of the old lawyer and inquisitive interviewer intro and was a little bummed when it turned to comedian in the first place, but besides that "comedian takes lawyers to court" isn't what the ACTUAL show is about, even if it is how you got to be able to do the show again.
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, LANDSHARK
2024-04-19 20:56:33 +0000 UTCI’m once again going to try and get Patreon to accept this because it hates it when I put the URL: YouTube: Spider-man Miles Morales 2020 All J Jonah Jameson Rants Podcasts - Just the Facts Time: 17:58 “And I’m going to stop you there, because we have a strict policy of not saying anything that will get me sued. Incidentally, I’m pretty sure Spider-man can’t afford lawyers!”
The 501st and Rebel Legion Want You! Cosplayers Doing Good
2024-04-19 20:52:40 +0000 UTCFrom “The Man Who Sued God”, around 38-42 seconds. Jules Myers: You're going to sue one of the world's biggest insurance companies? Steve Meyers: Well, apparently I wouldn't stand a chance - I'm suin' God. https://youtu.be/9ZfJywXiRyw?si=PWY8FuXrzbWobTK7
Pinesnake
2024-04-19 20:39:08 +0000 UTCWhen the dude asks for representation from William Kunstler or Ron Kuby https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/296826-you-dont-know-shit-lebowski-i-want-a-fucking-lawyer-man-i-want-bill-counselor-man-or-were-
Marshall Kuhlman
2024-04-19 20:23:31 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/ny89AXJq6Kg?si=7GnlhgtaMv-JrzAD
Lydia Smith
2024-04-19 20:22:12 +0000 UTC"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman" From SNL https://youtu.be/2AzAFqrxfeY?si=yYbo_LwN85faDSvK
Despairing Radical
2024-04-19 20:17:37 +0000 UTCBut which 3 seconds?!?! https://youtu.be/xTHxjwhXDG8?si=ESODPAaGRX0-jQKS
Lydia Smith
2024-04-19 20:13:40 +0000 UTC"I dunno what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomical ethnic group in a given nation." From Dimension 20 https://youtu.be/bmaoNLSHx_w?si=OPwhNPyPRGzRhidl
Despairing Radical
2024-04-19 20:12:44 +0000 UTC
