Guest Lecture 4: Pegaturians 🦄 by Major Umbreeyoree

Welcome back everyone! A weird thing happened last night… this Equinox showed up in my room and started flirting with me... asking all sorts of questions about what publications I’ve been working on. I flirted back - I’ll admit I’ve been in a dry spell for a while, so fuck it, why not - but when he found out I wasn’t writing any history or scientific books he just left. Really weird right? Anyway, this week we will be talking about the Pegaturians - the third sentient species of planet Vyatkaloosa.

Biology

Pegaturians are muscular Adonises with giant wings, a majestic horn on their heads, long flowing hair, cocks that could put a hole in a mountain, boobs that can flatten a watermelon... What was I saying? Oh yes, and they have a thirst for blood Dracula would think was over the top. Their diet appears to consist of Marellions and Equinox, though it is assumed they eat lesser mammals due to the many carcasses found in the middle of nowhere. Male Pegaturians wings are a bright white colour, to better show off blood splatter from their prey for attracting a mate; while female Pegaturian wings are a blueish grey. Female Pegaturian horns are actually longer than male horns, which we assume is for impaling prey to feed to their young… Well Captain Sameer -  I suppose it could be used for butt play, but the sharp point would have to make them be very cautious about it… Ouch! ...Their hides seem to be around the thickness of Australian Buloke, making them resistant to most physical harm... Buloke is the hardest wood in existence, Sergeant - read a book sometime. Yes, yes, harder than your "wood" Major YandereLover - very funny. What's wrong with you all today!

Society

Very little is known about Pegaturian society, because no camp or city has been detected by Equinox or Space Corps technology. They just seem to appear out of nowhere, kill what they can find, and vanish - making it extremely hard to defend against them. They hunt mainly in pairs of one male and one female. Most information about the Pegaturians was gained after the Equinox, with the help of the Marellions, managed to lure several attacking pairs of Pegaturians into a run down VHS factory which they converted into a makeshift prison/zoo. Yes, Major JP, they used to have those too and grew out of them. They now use the vastly superior BetaMax... No Pegaturians or Equinox were harmed during the capturing process, and the few Marellion survivors were just happy to have been included. The Equinox managed to keep ten Pegaturians in captivity and studied their behavior, sharing their data with us after first contact - fortunate, since the Pegaturians escaped or were killed after breaching containment during a particularly raunchy mating session.

Citizenship

Only one Pegaturian has ever been considered for joining Space Corps. During a diplomatic relations trip to Vyatkaloosa, a wounded male Pegaturian calling himself Chistknut approached Space Corps emissaries - and explained that he was attacked for not wanting to continue the war against the other races. He explained that the Pegaturians believe that they are the only true children of Moxy, and believe the blasphemers should be expunged and eternally rest with Geryon... whatever the fuck that is! He refused to show where he was attacked or where he lived before, but did seem to have extensive knowledge on how Space Corps sanctuary rules work. He seemed genuine about the attack on him and the war, but Space Corps became suspicious of him after he kept mentioning that he was definitely not there to infiltrate Space Corps and assassinate then president Hoozier Wazitsface. He then asked to be stationed on personal bodyguard duty for President Wazitsface, which is when Space Corps seriously started doubting the validity of Chistknut's actions. After President Wazitsface was impaled in his sleep and head bodyguard Chistknut could not find any evidence of foul play, Space Corps realized that the Pegaturian may have had something to do it and executed him without question. It is now Space Corps policy to Kill or Cower when in contact with a Pegaturian.

Wrap Up

And that concludes our lectures on Vyatkaloosa, and the main three species who live there. There's probably a bunch of lesser species that live there too - like weird alien fish or raccoons - but who gives a shit about them! While there may not be many pictures of Pegaturians that aren't Bigfoot-esque, there is disturbing amount of Marellion cosplay porn of them, so I recommend you all watch those to get better acquainted with their physique. I have rather a lot of research into the phenomenon for anyone who is interested.

Oh, and before you all go, would anyone know where my The Cure For Love fanfic I was working on has got to? I know I had it yesterday, but I can’t for the life of me find it now...