BEDLAM, part 53.
Added 2023-06-14 15:32:01 +0000 UTC(sings) "What can you do with an admiring Nazi,
What can you do with an admiring Nazi,
early in the morning?"
Seriously, what's the Mink supposed to do with these goobers? Suggestions welcome!
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They've already welcomed her in. They'll probably give her everything she asks for, including details of any schemes they're involved in. Get the books, get the info, abscond and make a note to come back later with some firepower.
David Noneya
2023-06-16 00:13:28 +0000 UTCThe main character (technically a worgen, not a werewolf) in this WORM/WoW fanfic by Ralph Hayes Jr.: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14436069/chapters/33342966
Jay Scott Raymond
2023-06-15 20:16:03 +0000 UTCWhich Jewish werewolf is this?
Travis Sebastian
2023-06-15 06:23:18 +0000 UTCEverybody's trying to get away from the neo-nazis as soon as possible, so here's something different - Mink suggests they be super helpful to others "to breed dependence", so that they can slip something into the food of the untermenschen to sterilize them or something (of course it turns out to be a multivitamin or something, but they won't know). If they complain, tell them this is the plan the "Real Aryans" came up with and who is he to argue, etc.
Will Feral
2023-06-15 04:41:19 +0000 UTCThe number one answer seems to be glamour-and-theft, and here's my twist on it. She makes herself look like a biblical angel (NOT a modern greeting card angel, I'm talking old school monstrosity with lots of eyes and several wings). She thanks him for his service, and takes the books off his hands. Then informs him he doesn't need to bother doing anything else, since "the plan" takes place across eternity, and he'll be gone before the next step is taken. Finally, she vanishes.
Mark Ashworth
2023-06-15 04:29:31 +0000 UTCTo quote a certain Jewish werewolf "Oy, have You got the wrong Mashugana!"
Truedragon5374
2023-06-15 02:29:45 +0000 UTCPut a curse on him where the more nazi-like behaviour he does, the smaller he gets >:3 he'll be ant sized within a week XD
zerosonicdrive
2023-06-14 22:18:43 +0000 UTC"Nah Nah, you got the wrong idea, the Wizards were all Jewish, it's Jewish magic, it was that Hitler guy that wanted to kill us all to use the Magic all himself. He was Jewish. Real Prick Schmuck right?"
Siyu
2023-06-14 22:02:11 +0000 UTCROTFL!!!
Justin Cardinal Schubert
2023-06-14 20:01:48 +0000 UTCTurn them all black furred or exactly what they seem to hate
Tyro Thunderdrone
2023-06-14 19:50:55 +0000 UTCThere is only one solution: Mel Brooks The Producers. While he's busy watching Springtime for Hitler, Mink just spirits the books away. https://youtu.be/ovCf9VRLnDY
white80
2023-06-14 19:32:52 +0000 UTCI agree with at least one of the others above.. " Cast some sort of minor glamor < to blind them temporarily; harmless but effective and quick > then go invisible and STUN or even paralyze them, grab the books and get THEM and her furry self out of there.. THEN come back a tad later after watching what they'll do and see what force or such is necessary.. back up as needed *IF* needed. I'm FULLY betting he's got cameras and such and was/ is recording ALL of this.. so hopefully she'll be ready for that eventuality of her picture getting spread around to those "legions of faithful german nazi's"... that could also be a major pain in the ass for the poor mink.. but SHES NOT ALONE in this.. not by a damn long shot!!
Sashi Williams
2023-06-14 17:10:44 +0000 UTCI still think just take the books, erase the memories of those that have read them, keep tabs on them in case anyone was missed or in case they start doing something violent for any reason. Or at least report them to the standard authorities at that point. Now sure, if they used stuff from the books to make say a magical weapon or similar put a stop to that right away. But if all they've done is make a club and he's exaggerating on 'legions'. *shrugs* Tons of groups have probably been formed, did absolutely nothing, and faded never making even the slightest mark on history. It can't all be Minks problem. >.>
Winkin
2023-06-14 16:33:14 +0000 UTCOoh, breaking out the Doug Adams level capital punishment on 'em! I Approve!!!
Sleepy Dave
2023-06-14 16:16:24 +0000 UTCGet the books and make an anonymous phone call to German authorities at her first opportunity. The Nazi Party is an illegal organization in Germany.
Kenneth Chisholm
2023-06-14 15:51:32 +0000 UTCYes, it's funny how she responded, but it's also tactically suboptimal. Focus on the target (the books). Get the target to safety. THEN, if you decide it's worth the risk, take action. Maybe come back with Patrick and some help from Max, or maybe just come back and offer to give him a "blessing" and cast Total Perspective Vortex on him.
Skunkupine
2023-06-14 15:51:18 +0000 UTCString 'em along until they're no longer useful, then throw 'em under the bus. Works for the USA Uniparty...
Major Matt Mason
2023-06-14 15:49:15 +0000 UTCI find it funny that Laura used a Jewish expression of dismay (oy vey) in front of these Neo Nazis.
Travis Sebastian
2023-06-14 15:43:15 +0000 UTCPrecisely the wrong thing to say. She had a notion of what this guy was going into this. She should have been mentally prepared for it. Barring this fellow going catatonic in shock, it's now nigh certain that force will be needed. Mink, go invisible, render all others in the room unconscious, get your books and leave.
Jay Scott Raymond
2023-06-14 15:42:11 +0000 UTCLiquefy ’em into axle grease for Askur. More seriously, I’m with everyone else: play along, pretend the books belong to the Master Race. Tell him to stand back and stand by.
VGR
2023-06-14 15:39:27 +0000 UTC
