Genre Control, page 5.
Added 2018-09-09 16:39:23 +0000 UTCI'm not fond of vampires. They're some of the most annoying monsters in fiction. "What could be sexier than a 190-pound leech hanging off the side of your neck?"
"-I know! If it was also a rotting corpse, animated by bullshit magic!"
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You make a vampire sexy by giving him sparkly skin. Everyone knows that.
VGR
2018-09-09 17:27:43 +0000 UTC
