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My favorite TNG Character!

We need a Paramount+ spin off series for this guy. He's an alien art collector. Imagine the amazing adventures he must have in space and how often his weird face thing gets accidentally caught on stuff. I will call him Krebs Gorlon and he'll have a rag tag group of alien art collectors that fly around in space on a spaceship, avoiding Klingons, Romulans, and Starfleet (there are multiple warrants out for his arrest) as he tries to make a profit. But the twist is he's not just greedy, he's trying to put his daughter through space college to escape their haunted planet (ghosts attack them. It's common on his world) and he must make it home with all the gold pressed latinum that he can! Krebs Gorlon: Space Art Collector a Paramount+ original! 

My favorite TNG Character!

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Basically the character played by Stellan Skarsgård on Andor

Jan van den Hemel

One of Kreb's reappearing villains (I imagine there would be several!) would be a starfleet captain who pursues him on the pretense of law and order but is secretly also an art collector. His grand plan is to find Kreb's stash for himself, dun-dun-DUN!

Jason Murillo

Well if you are going to have a rag tag group you’d better include fan favorite Devinoni Ral. Everyone wants to know what Devinoni Ral has been up to since “The Price”. After not including Devinoni Ral in Picard seasons 1-3, they really owe us some Devinoni Ral. I’m not saying they need to rename the show Devinoni Ral Trek or anything crazy like that, but they would have a guaranteed hit on their hands if they were to do that. Krebs Gorlon will be the breakaway favorite, not question, BUT you won’t get the old fan onboard without Devinoni Ral.

Preston Petersen

The twist is, despite all Krebs had done for his daughter, in college she learns to despise him, because of his hex-hole privilege. On his home planet the hex-hole patriarchy, oppresses the octo-hole minority.

Gregory Dritz

Just looked it up, it's 'Soldiers of the Empire', season 5, ep 21.

Jeremy _

That's not a weird face thing, that's a way of life.

Juan Calvo

But his daughter, who is taking a history degree in college, is always complaining that she doesn't want to go to college, because her greatest ambition is to "join Starfleet!" She has a bedroom full of Starfleet propaganda posters, and she does her dissertation on the heroics of Captain John Harriman, whom she claims is the greatest captain in history, and is wildly underrated by other Starfleet historians. And she keeps stowing away on her father's art collector ship, trying to sneak away from her planet, hoping to make her way to San Francisco. Meanwhile, her father is furiously against this, determined that she finish her history degree, so that she can become the curator of his own personal art museum.

Nada Leona Sheppard

Alien Kurt Russell

Jeremy _

Imagine the make-up department for any Star Trek series. Every episode they get an order to come up with an alien species who are just humans but with weird shit on their face. Occasionally, someone at the department will ask the producers "Can't we just one time do an alien that actually looks not human?" and they'll say "NO! This is Star Trek! You think we have the budget for that? Just put a fucking pig anus nose on that actor's face, make holes in it with a car's cigaret lighter and wrap his head in fucking gold foil or whatever! We gotta keep this shit on schedule!" To Mike, this makes for a character so fascinating, he's worthy of his own streaming series.

Tim Fuglsang

I liked the part where he said „it’s Gorlin time“ and then gorloned all over his art collection

Leonard Janke

Yes! A Kivas Fajo prequel/postquel in the style of Better Call Saul!

Yngwie Tarantino

I don't know. He doesn't sound very dynamic to me.

Jochen Mevius

Turned out Space Cop thought Krebs cut in line at a hot dog stand when Space Cop was really just standing five feet away because the line in front of him had already gotten their dogs while Space Cop was distracted by a man holding a baby and he was looking for the pot of boiling water that he knew just *had* to be nearby because otherwise how do you get the baby into the boiling water? If I remember correctly, Bertrand Russell tried to address the paradox of how to get someone's baby into a pot of boiling water when there is none nearby, but he was never able to work out the formula (heh). It's called Russell's Paradog.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

Totally checks out. Space college is even more expensive than earth college cos it has "space" in the title.

Kira McZesty

I wish the writers of new trek would hire you guys on.

the Apache !

Actually, Krebs Gorlon was the main villain in the Paramount+ series "Space Cop: The Generation" for the first season. Space Cop pursued Krebs everywhere, until in the two hour season finale, it was revealed that it was all just a misunderstanding. Everyone learned a good lesson and they went to a party. Oh, spoilers, sorry.

Beckoning Chasm

Why are all of your ideas better than the actual people who get paid millions of dollars to come up with this shit. Especially Rich, who fixes every crappy movie with an almost stream-of-consciousness flash of brilliance. Also, Quark can show up. And a contrived reason for Garak because he's Garak and I love him so much. Also, special appearance by Mick Fleetwood fish man.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

Hahahahahaa I just burst out laughing in my car when I read the "space college" line.

sinkintins

These types are just what the Dominion wants to find on this side of the wormhole.

Dendo Star

All I can say is “lulululu lulu lululu”

Woody Krummenacher

I forgot that one. Have to rewatch it

Glenn Ponka

That one ep of Deep Space Nine that takes place entirely on a Klingon ship was actually an experiment in how well Star Trek: Klingon would go. I thought it rocked! But others thought otherwise.

Jeremy _

Nice Deadpool + Christopher Walken + Jay mashup - none will ever be the same. Thanks Mike.

Ooklathemok

Super excited for Mike's upcoming Star Trek AU Fanfic with original self-insert characters!

Amanda B.

Nah: Lanelle, the oversexed alien nurse played by Bebe Neuwirth

Jeremy _

Question: How likeable will these characters be? Because that is inversely proportional to how likely it is that Paramount will green light it.

CriscoDiscoDuck

He looks like he was disfigured in a horrific construction accident.

DonMac

I totally buying it!

Line Behr

The big question is why does that look like Rich Evans in makeup? He was born to play this role!

Tyler Nichols

Don't retcon Parlor Toff! #notmytoff https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Palor_Toff

l.h. riley

Hey this channel stolen some of your Vids https://youtube.com/@seoulting28?si=MDA9T8DaH1N5vMfr

James Murphy

The actor who originated the role, Nehemiah Persoff, died in 2022, clearing the way for his obvious replacement: None other than Milwaukee’s very own Rich Evans.

CSL

He knows what he did.

CSL

Star Trek's own Lovejoy!

Juho Lepistö

1. Market research has shown smugglers with a heart of gold won't work, based solely on failure of Solo. Creativity, budget and ego inflations and acting talent are irrelevant. 2. Focus groups have shown heart of gold concept is outdated with current generation. Everyone has to be edgy and violent AF. 3. 7 Anonymous tweets have proven people older than 3rd trimester (the ONLY demographic) don't like thoughtful shows with love and values. 4. Why is it so bright? Make it dark mode bro. The sun never rises in space bro. Turn the saturation up to 11 and brightness to -1000. 5. Shareholders want silly politics in it because election year. P.S: Your show has been deleted forever as part of a tax write off.

Bonorum Malorum

Excellent. Perfect. Beautiful. Are negotiations currently underway w/the Paramount execs for returning the original actor to this pivotal role (or finding his replacement if The Krebs Gorlon Progenitor has entered The Next Phase)?

Lionel Mandrake

What's wrong with your faaaaace?!

Joshua Blade

And he has an annoying neighbor who’s of the race of that guy in TSFS who yells “Gen-e-sis?!?!?!” He’s always coming over unannounced and has a catch phrase like, “what’s zorkin’ “!

Pressley Press

Krebs, "Oh, the face? Funny story actually, my wife's Tritanium Lap Band detonated".

Damon Killian

A non-starfleet Star Trek show...? I'm curious about that. Show us the way, Krebs!

Glenn Ponka

I’ve always thought a great series would be the LMH on a different ship with a different problem every episode. Like Quantum Leap meets like, I don’t know, House in space. Plus Robert Picardo is always a delight. But I like this as well.

Zan Ferguson

I'm going to be extremely disappointed if the next "Mike vs Rich" trivia video doesn't have Jay hosting while wearing this exact make up prosthetic!

Kyle Reitenauer

Are there cenobites in Star Trek?

DimmieDim

I'm actually more interested in the paranormal aspect of this idea, can we get more deets on that?

cynthia

Of course! and for maximum member berries, that horndog sidekick will be nobody else but Soren from "The Outcast"

Matthew Riley

Sounds like a Riker will be a recurring cameo

JTruts

You drunk, Mike?

Jonas Hansen

I REALLY hope "space college" is an Auralnauts reference...

JTruts

The Most Toys is definitely one of my favorites. I really would have like to see it with David Rappaport as Kivas Fajo.

Kris Luedke

well we got to sex and violence it up of course. Also lots and lots of cursing. So, Krebs has to have a pair of sidekicks, one a no-nonsense warrior woman (former Star Fleet officer naturally) who will disrupt-blast somebody at the drop of a Dom-jot ball, and the other a beautiful, androgynous person who sexes any and everybody to get the info they need or just because. Just a constant horn-dog. edit: All very tastefully done of course.

Matthew Riley

Why did someone burn his face with a cigar?

Jerome

He should work at Space Hallmark

Nick Schueren

That's the plot of Luthen Rael from Andor 😛

Zoran Basic

ok mike

Jazz Jackrabbit

highly unsettling. like a season 1 simpsons character

jointmango

What a hit!

Dimitri German

Rich is taking living in his car pretty hard

Matthew Chambers

Suck on that, Alex Kurtzman. Not even he, with his Hollywood brain could have come up with Krebs Gorlon.

Tyree

Sign me up!!

Hanson

Who wrote this? Has to be Jay!

Steffen

Spoofies!!

Frazzled Doo

Someone fund this project stat !

NattySpence


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