Halloween Best of the Worst Outtakes

I love how certain words man they're just not airabele. Aerabull. Are a . Fuck

just became a patron; been a fan since 2015. So much good shit to get thru!

Like i always wonder what do they censor now? Cock? C**t?

Adin Tijerina

I find it bizarre that people send you gift cards to Red Lobster. As in, why would any decent person do that? Anyway, be safe?

Linnea Boyev

So many movies make so many other movies look like Citizen Kane! But is Dick Shark the one that makes everything else look like Citizen Kane? Eventually will there be just two movies in the world: Citizen Kane and Dick Shark? That would make choosing movies for a desert island a lot easier.

Kurt

I'm laughing my ass off here....Thanks.

Kellic

My understanding is that YT doesn't like certain words within the first 10 or so minutes of any video. That might explain why certain curse words are bleeped at first and un-bleeped later.

Justin Maloney

Head to head would it beat "[American accent] You Americans have no how you say... Balls."?

Carly

Rich Evans basically calling Jay attractive and ageless is probably the best part of this because it is 100% true.

Amanda Foster

Wow! You learn so much for $15 a month! What a value.

Amanda Foster

I will NOT Google Dick Shark. I will NOT Google Dick Shark. I will NOT....... Dang you, you magnificent hack-fraud bastards!!!!!

Top Hat Monkey

I missed the obvious: Rich Evans can't touch pussy but chokes on dick. It is indeed better such a secret is safely kept to prevent such bouts of juvenile humour.

Bill Wilson

It's good I don't know any of this...

Manuel Johnen

I, uh, stumbled upon Dick Shark at some point a while ago. If I remember the most off-putting thing wasn't even the gratuitous nudity. It was the embarrassing, endless "meta" philosophical babbling. Best way I can think to describe it is like the movie equivalent of a trashy novelty t-shirt store.

I just assumed it was censorship comedy, which I find pretty funny in its own right. I'm glad such a disturbing story will never be shared.

Bill Wilson

Well, damn, I guess I have to throw out this bag of shrimp I bought.

Jeremy Ross

Well shit, it's genuinely fascinating to know that the most infamously tasteless and edgelord-y movies you've watched on Best of the Worst are not the worst things you've experienced. Also that would suck being allergic to seafood.

Michael Parker

"It makes Shark Exorcist look like Citizen Kane." My goodness. I'm so sorry. "Saying he needs his epipen for when he eats a Dick Shark is funny given is seafood allergy." Agreed! "No one should ever know about Dick Shark." As a loyal patron of your arts, your secret is safe with me. I will never tell a soul.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

To those of you confused by the bleep. I have an explanation. As seen in an older HITB episode we showed the DVD case for a movie called "Dick Shark" this is a """movie""" we have in our collection that one of you sickos sent us. That night, while on our dinner break we popped in in the DVD player only to discover that it was 2 hours and 34 minutes of the most vile, cringy, and embarrassing soft-core filth you could imagine. It makes Shark Exorcist look like Citizen Kane. So the inside joke was we kept bringing up Dick Shark with the intention to never ever share what we were saying as we would NEVER want to give any attention to this movie. So 1, it was an inside joke meant to be on the cutting room floor. And 2 - it was mine (Mike's) personal joke to Rich as he's deathly allergic to seafood. I.e. a Dick Shark would cause an allergic reaction if he ate it. I think it went over his head. Saying he needs his epipen for when he eats a dick isn't funny. Saying he needs his epipen for when he eats a Dick Shark is funny given is seafood allergy. so to recap: No one should ever know about Dick Shark and most people don't know Rich has a horrible seafood allergy. This is the magical insight you get by being a patreon subscriber! Also, don't send gift cards to Rich for Red Lobster. They will go unused.

Red Letter Media

BLEEP = D#CK (I guarantee)

Tony P.

Of all the minutiae of Rich's life that Mike seems to know, it was genuinely hysterical to see him react to the fact that Rich uses an EpiPen... He reacted as if Rich told him he has a penguin that talks.

Seriously. Imagine if we lost Rich Evans because he was at a restaurant (or gay bathhouse EDIT: should have said The Manhole), forgot his Epipen, and nobody knew why he was choking. Imagine the tragedy that would be. The mourning. The Presidential address. The moments of silence held in Congress and at every major event for the next year. And we're talking worldwide; Rich Evans is not just a star in the US. Every world leader would need to soothe their nation, every legislature pause, all worldwide economic activity stopped to reflect on the loss. This isn't just a matter of public safety, but could crash the entire global economy and lead to depopulation via mass suicide.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

I am so confused by the RLM bleeping policy. Sometimes you guys don't bleep anything (except some very particular words that the Youtube algorithm doesn't like). Other times you bleep things as innocuous as "dick." Jay, please explain how your bleeping decisions are made. Do you work as a committee? Or perhaps a different person is in charge every video, like how different countries are in charge of certain UN stuff every year? Inquiring minds want to know! Well, at least one does.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

Dang! I wish I knew which word was bleeped, it's a matter of public safety at this point.

Bill Wilson

Mike touched two cookies but only took one.

Jeff York

Using that platform made me an angrier person. Can’t imagine ever going back

Josh H

My toddler has food allergies and we take her epipen with us everywhere. Props to you, Rich.

Kyle Miller

goddamn, thank you so much for posting this and dragging me away from Twitter...

Erin Dougherty

The delivery of “where’s that strange book” is just perfect 👌

Enrico Balducci