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Best of the Worst... Caption Contest!

Caption contest! 

A slight nod of acknowledgement to whoever gets it right first! 

This is a lame Jay-joke from this next BOTW which is currently being edited. Coming sooooooon!!!!

Best of the Worst... Caption Contest!

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Obviously it’s Sperm Malone LOL

Ernie Borboa

Bam!

Upload it you frauds!

Oliver Bostridge

"Chad"

revinivon

Post Malone Clarity

Olive

If you're always tired you can't stay away from the sword-barbed, tattoed, playboy sperm?

Gee Ray

Motley Goo

Austin Shippy

Looks Who Talking

Tony N.

Ha pre Malone

Chase Zarefoss

What?

Brodey Jonason

Pre Malone!

Slein

The film’s narrative structure began with an irregular elliptical shape and then narrowed down to a long thin tail.

It’s just a worm looking for an apple to crawl into.

Thomas Denison

No clue

hamish smith

Bad Seed?

Bort Ward

Tattooed Semen

It’s actual size I feel like I’m shooting Boba!😱

Kendel Fargo

Premature Post Malone (a.k.a. "Pre Malone")

Silver Machine

Lil Gizz

Faterpillar

Gang slimes?

Demonic Cum

Ghost Crusaders

Spooicide Squad

Suicide Sperm!

PeteyPak

Corrupted Cum

John C

What happens after you hit that Whopper button

John C

EmoSaltMiners aka "Something you find in Rich's right hand"

PaPa

Joker Jizz

Zach Shephard

As many have said already, the Jared Leto joker, especially fitting given the real Jared Leto's "prank" onset involving the above .

White Men Can't Jump

Jared Leto

Gooey White Trash

Richard Klos

Spermabroa.

charlie mccutcheon

Is this the best part that went down mommy's leg?

Tony James Morris

Born to be wild

Hunter Clifton Mann

Spermicidal Tendencies

Marsdriver

Jared Leto Joker Sperm.

MrBlackDarkness666

pre malone? proto malone??

Lucy TA

Tatpole. Like a tadpole with tats. Because this is a picture of a tadpole, right??? (I’m 9)

Jo Na

Mommy where do Juggalos come from?

Robert Dodrill

I don't have a caption for this, just noting that this is exactly how scientists study hepatitis in the lab

Matthew Riley

Pre Malone?

post malone cereal, now with kid friendly tattoo kit in every box!

Kostas P

Precum Malone? I don't know man.

Sean Brombosz

Lorem itscum

Post Marone

CD

The conception of Jared Leto's joker

Dunno, but something, something David Lynch. (Partial nod?)

Top Hat Monkey

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds Reference?

Munchman

Ho-Malone 2: Lost in New Pork

Shempin Jack Flash

Sperm cloud rapper?

GreebyJeebys

It's got to be Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

R_Pupkin

If it's a Jay joke, California Hot Spunk?

NixonLives

Post-coital Malone

Tommy Lee's progeny is looking a lot more spry than expected.

Hep C? More like Hep Zzzz.

Sarah Bougie

the sperm is the key to all of this...because it's a funnier character than we've ever had before.

Brian Pennington

Pre-cuMalone

Red 1010

Tramp Sperm instead of Tramp Stamp?

Your Ad Here!

Pre-Mature Malone! As Dave Chapelle would say. "SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!"

Tony P.

Pre-Malone?

GABBYMAX

Barb wire babyyyyy

"A slight nod of acknowledgement" is the biggest nod you will ever have given to your fans in 10 years. At long last! :P Paul Blart Mall Blart 3: Bum Cum's Tramp Stamp

Vincent

Okay, grandpa.

Gart

Pamela Anderson II: Revenge of the Revengence

USS BATTLESHIP

Post Malone's playboy bone?

Karrus

I've only ever heard of this "Post Malone." No idea who he is or what he looks like, though I'm guessing from the sperm that produced him that I would not be impressed. My best guess was "edged weapon barbed wire tired playboy introverted sperm." I'm...not very creative.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

I guess I'm too European to get this

Peter Varga

Is "bad seed" the lame joke?

There's gotta be someone who has a sperm for their patronus right?

Rhea

Cum Laude

How did Post Malone begin? As Pre Malone.

Mr. Derek Magnuson

#WhiteSpermSummer

Bo Z

Spum Lezar!

Pre cum more like post cum

Brenden Nocca

What’s in the Dybbuk Box

Jackson

Conqueror Sperm

Colin

Concept(ion) of edginess

PRE MALONE!

James Farr

Post Cahones

SperM-Alone

Endless

Spermatozoa with tattoos!

Jeff Schneider

I stared at this for way to long, and my first thought was - is that the Harry Potter font?

Jessica

WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN LUNCH!

Red Letter Media

Get this filth off my good Christian Patreon

Travis Bickle in sperm form

Blow-st Malone?

Craplatte

You can't get pregnant from Pre Malone

Tony Dupre

Beastly????

Lee

Copying the first response doesn’t mean you got it correct. Randal did.😂

Shane Akers

Post-coitus Malone??

Abby Kelling

Pre-Malone or Sperm-Malone

Dr Trash

SpermatoZoë

Looking for a Host Malone

MoreMemeThanMan

Spermalone?

Eric Darancette

Pre Malone?

Post Malone?

Calvin Lazer McMurray

The Bad Seed?

Dennis Berent

Is this Jared Leto's Joker Sperm?

Pretty sure you nailed that

Nathan Wadden

Pre Malone!

Ian Burt

Pam and Tommy Lee's failson

Matthew

Pre Malone?

Randal Smith


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