Pathetic Man-Child Destroys 2,387 Vintage Star Wars Figures
Added 2019-02-10 19:03:46 +0000 UTC
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"I, I, I, I, I, I consume the lifeless moments of shadows..."
Jim Rocco
2019-02-14 18:58:55 +0000 UTCAcetone brings me joy.
2019-02-14 05:27:59 +0000 UTCi don’t recall Marie Kondo giving this advice.
Steven
2019-02-13 22:35:26 +0000 UTCI loved this video with all of my heart. Thank you.
2019-02-11 18:30:03 +0000 UTCThis is a great way to start purging Star Wars from the parents basement of my heart. Thanks guys!
Kendel Fargo
2019-02-11 15:27:00 +0000 UTCGo where?
David S. Grop
2019-02-11 14:55:37 +0000 UTCPlease do this again, but with Funko Pops.
Sarzac
2019-02-11 13:42:37 +0000 UTCGuys... Aladdin trailer. Go.
Toby Griffiths
2019-02-11 12:45:51 +0000 UTCIt's ideal for melting plastics like that. I use it occasionally in 3D printing for the same reason.
Paul H
2019-02-11 11:38:36 +0000 UTCWhy acetone over some other solvent? I guess sulphuric acid would be a bit much. (But seriously, why acetone?)
Twit In A Hat
2019-02-11 10:03:17 +0000 UTCYeah, they completely melted <i>The Jar</i>, so they're clearly capable. They're losing their touch.
Twit In A Hat
2019-02-11 10:01:21 +0000 UTCEvery time they melt or burn something I hope they're wearing masks off camera to stay safe! Those gases are no joke.
Jessie Leigh
2019-02-11 09:40:25 +0000 UTCDid you really count all these figures?
Mikołaj Szonecki
2019-02-11 08:32:41 +0000 UTCThis is incredibly satisfying, but for fucksake, invest in some PPE if you’re going to make a large volume of carcinogenic gases
Eric O'Brien
2019-02-11 04:49:08 +0000 UTCOh the smell...
Sean Wickett
2019-02-11 04:23:18 +0000 UTCWhere did you get all those figures? Are Vintage Star Wars toys really that ubiquitous?
Ken
2019-02-11 04:08:11 +0000 UTCit evaporates into the air super quick.
2019-02-11 03:45:12 +0000 UTCDamnit, I need some of those guys!
2019-02-11 03:30:01 +0000 UTCNOT PRUNEFACE!
Bill Scurry
2019-02-11 02:23:52 +0000 UTCSo many greedy eBay sellers all over the world, just shit themselves and fainted.
Stephen Macdonald
2019-02-11 01:01:09 +0000 UTCI felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of man-child voices suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced.
JAMES HUDSON
2019-02-11 00:43:35 +0000 UTChow do you dispose of the acetone
atticus
2019-02-10 23:40:29 +0000 UTCDroopy McCool is now just Droopy McPlastic :( (also: Meltman! With the power to... melt!)
FedoraMark
2019-02-10 23:33:41 +0000 UTC"It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together into a cube."
Jeremy
2019-02-10 22:39:05 +0000 UTCTHE FORCE ... is acetone.
GroovyPixel
2019-02-10 22:28:23 +0000 UTCThat’s not a cube, you frauds! This is what my $5 gets me? Catharsis? Well, okay then.
Terence
2019-02-10 22:00:24 +0000 UTCThat was awesome thanks guys
Jake sorenson
2019-02-10 21:47:25 +0000 UTCI feel disappointed that its not a real meltdown but just a loose distraction. You can to better pathetic man-child, you can do better.
Michael Matzat
2019-02-10 21:46:38 +0000 UTCGoodbye, old friends.
Amy Hitchner
2019-02-10 21:01:30 +0000 UTCLove it! I have one of those cloaked, black-clad Lukes around here someplace. Just curious - where did you guys dump the, uh, slurry?
Feather Elfstrom
2019-02-10 20:48:43 +0000 UTCThis is so sad. Alexa, order 5,000 Star Wars action figures, ship to Red Letter Media, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Poo In An Alleyway
2019-02-10 20:36:41 +0000 UTCThis is why you get the big patreon bucks
Connor Gouge
2019-02-10 20:22:52 +0000 UTCThey should save this goop and use it to construct the next Wheel of the Worst when the current one is inevitably destroyed.
Twisted Wishes
2019-02-10 20:13:28 +0000 UTCIf Red Letter Media can't drink it, they melt it.
Bort Ward
2019-02-10 20:08:18 +0000 UTCI gave it a good Darth Vader "NOOOOOOO!"
Martin Kessler
2019-02-10 19:47:27 +0000 UTCvery cool
Sean
2019-02-10 19:45:25 +0000 UTCMay I recommend you spread this cube out to a thinner one, laminate it and turn it into a lovely coffee table / conversation piece?
Christian Dannie Storgaard
2019-02-10 19:41:00 +0000 UTCWhere do you get all these figures? Are they sent in? Do you buy off eBay? Do you send Rich out every weekend to garage sales to just look for Star Wars vintage figures.
2019-02-10 19:39:54 +0000 UTCIS THIS MELTED STAR WARS TANK REPLACING THE NUKIE COLLECTION?
2019-02-10 19:38:55 +0000 UTCUmmm....
Top Hat Monkey
2019-02-10 19:37:20 +0000 UTCI don't feel anything. I can't understand it. If I were human there can be love? (I don't know what that means, either.)
Marvin Falz
2019-02-10 19:37:00 +0000 UTCSuddenly I want to watch Toy Story 3
Ryan Lind
2019-02-10 19:36:42 +0000 UTC*logs into Twitter with oversized bag of popcorn and waits*
Jessie Leigh
2019-02-10 19:32:06 +0000 UTCjesus christ lmaooo
Sam Onderdonk
2019-02-10 19:29:29 +0000 UTCI felt a disturbance in The Force... as if 2,387 vintage Star Wars figures cried out in terror.
OldHandsaw
2019-02-10 19:27:49 +0000 UTCThis is nightmarish. This is the exact opposite of the pervy ASMR vids I like to fall asleep to.
Dave M
2019-02-10 19:24:13 +0000 UTCThis is the content I pay you actual real money for
2019-02-10 19:17:54 +0000 UTCLooks like fun. If only whole movies could be dissolved in acetone...I would love to see Solo turned into a giant sticky grayish brick.
William Sircin
2019-02-10 19:13:22 +0000 UTCI love you guys so much. I work at a comic shop and everyone is obsessed and defensively touchy over Star Wars. This video was therapeutic.
Thomas Boatwright
2019-02-10 19:12:24 +0000 UTCsponsored by Klean Strip®
angryponchos
2019-02-10 19:11:25 +0000 UTCVery cool
2019-02-10 19:07:41 +0000 UTC🙏
2019-02-10 19:07:31 +0000 UTCi've been waiting for this one! i love this on 2,389 different levels.
jennifer burkhart
2019-02-10 19:07:25 +0000 UTCthis is fine
Zapp Rowsdower
2019-02-10 19:07:21 +0000 UTCYou won't believe what happens next
Sputnik34
2019-02-10 19:05:38 +0000 UTC
