"One of the MOST POPULAR MOVIES of ALL TIME, sir. I mean, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?????"
Sarah Low
2018-07-05 00:12:18 +0000 UTC
Well, I finally have time to do what I've always wanted; write the Great American Novel! Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques! I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus".
Sarah Low
2018-07-05 00:11:48 +0000 UTC
The comedy ending of the phone call between the woman and the family in the sinking car: they drown, she's like "wrong number," then she calls a friend and starts a fun conversation about vanities. big smile on her face.
Marvin Falz
2018-07-03 19:03:32 +0000 UTC
Dinosaur Apocalypse would be AWESOME.
Michael Tuthill
2018-07-03 17:56:37 +0000 UTC
The biggest problem is they forgot that Jurassic Park is supposed to be horror/thriller not action
Kid_Devil
2018-07-03 14:58:11 +0000 UTC
you gotta cram a kid in there somewhere
2018-07-03 07:40:24 +0000 UTC
Wouldn't all these dinosaurs die on these islands pretty soon, after eating all available food supplies? That's what happens when you introduce a new predator to an existing ecosystem. High school bio is beyond this undead SCIENCE FICTION franchise.
Adam Dukovich
2018-07-03 06:37:42 +0000 UTC
Great as always, RLM :)
Thought: Forget cloned people. Forget DINO AUCTIONS. I’ll take a “Jurassic Park: The Motion Picture” over their current ideas, where it’s literally just taking a slow moving (VERRRYY SLOWWWLY *Plinkett Voice*) stroll around various enclosed Dino paddocks, in a JP-type car on the track, observing them. Get a Malcolm/Grant-esque debate goin’ on inside the car and gold.
Perhaps even update with current dino science (feathers, behaviours)? Reboot the whole franchise.