Half in the Bag: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Added 2018-06-28 23:28:46 +0000 UTC
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Yep. totally saving my $ on this one.
John Mattos
2018-07-07 05:34:37 +0000 UTCI just came here to see if anyone else caught that!
JAMES HUDSON
2018-07-03 02:52:31 +0000 UTCgotta scan through the video to make sure it's not a fraud again, YOU HACKS
2018-07-02 14:19:22 +0000 UTCThe beginning was fucking genius satire man lol
Josh Marjonen
2018-07-02 00:23:46 +0000 UTCI think the plant from Space Cop has a cameo. right in the first shot inside the VCR repair shop.
Marvin Falz
2018-06-29 16:09:34 +0000 UTCGreat video as always, guys. Thanks for including the first video at the end as I hadn't had a chance to see it before it was taken down.
Ben Steele
2018-06-29 15:39:32 +0000 UTCI want Jurassic whatever 3 to be like Gremlins 2. Comedy mixed in with death, crazy dinosaurs and a top hat wearing Raptor with Frasier's voice.
Brandon Grant
2018-06-29 15:38:19 +0000 UTCI was gonna say; it's a really nice dolly shot for what seems like a review they originally really didn't want to do
Chris Romano
2018-06-29 14:56:44 +0000 UTCWar for the planet of the prequel of the sequel of the reboot of the Lost World of the Planet of the
Kate
2018-06-29 14:50:47 +0000 UTCThanks, hank-frauds for re-inserting creeping Rich Evans from the first few minutes of the last lamentably banned HITB into the last few minutes of this hopefully ban-proof HITB. I'm so confused, but I love it.
Top Hat Monkey
2018-06-29 14:28:29 +0000 UTCLove how this movie is so dumb they need to differentiate it from Transformers-dumb.
Jostein Kjønigsen
2018-06-29 11:20:04 +0000 UTCLast footage of the elusive Brazilians, assumed eaten alive by the even more elusive Richevansius
John Boltons Mustache
2018-06-29 08:05:53 +0000 UTCthat opening was great, if you had just posted that as a fake ep I would have laughed
atticus
2018-06-29 05:08:27 +0000 UTCThat opening dolly shot was some production quality of unpredictable proportions.
Johnny Mocny
2018-06-29 04:47:32 +0000 UTCBrilliant!
Phill Pratt
2018-06-29 03:36:54 +0000 UTCThe first review was a lot more in-depth, and subverted my expectations. But this one was about family and that's good too.
Kevin King
2018-06-29 03:02:31 +0000 UTCdeja vu
Sr Misterioso
2018-06-29 02:00:47 +0000 UTCLoved the review. (spoiler-ish) the only hope this had at a semi good ending was opening a door to air the gas out. transport the still caged dino's to a remote island. But sure release them into a room only to decide 'meh' and not free them works too.
Donnie Roberts
2018-06-29 01:39:04 +0000 UTCGood stuff. The beginning was hilarious!
Raúl
2018-06-29 01:29:01 +0000 UTCi loved how the total from the entire dinosaur black market auction was less than 200 million dollars. Don't hire an army to extract giant death monsters just make a movie about it.
Harry Loomer-Young
2018-06-29 01:25:14 +0000 UTCWas that a DOLLY SHOT?
James Farr
2018-06-29 01:23:02 +0000 UTCFast forward 2 mins to ignore the TROLLS
2018-06-29 00:46:13 +0000 UTC"We'll get into the little girl later." -Mike Stoklasa
2018-06-29 00:32:31 +0000 UTCMike should have heart. Soon we'll have Jurassic World III: War of the Planet of the Dinosaurs of The.
2018-06-29 00:21:49 +0000 UTCHackiest. Frauds. Ever.
horacefarbuckle
2018-06-29 00:11:50 +0000 UTCThis is On Cinema level of awesome. Thank you.
Dr. Girlfriend Experience
2018-06-28 23:55:36 +0000 UTCTrolling us all sooooooooooo hard. I approve.
Montague Films
2018-06-28 23:40:19 +0000 UTCI'm liking the new aesthetics so far
Kevin Young
2018-06-28 23:38:13 +0000 UTC
