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Half in the Bag: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


Half in the Bag: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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Yep. totally saving my $ on this one.

John Mattos

I just came here to see if anyone else caught that!

JAMES HUDSON

gotta scan through the video to make sure it's not a fraud again, YOU HACKS

The beginning was fucking genius satire man lol

Josh Marjonen

I think the plant from Space Cop has a cameo. right in the first shot inside the VCR repair shop.

Marvin Falz

Great video as always, guys. Thanks for including the first video at the end as I hadn't had a chance to see it before it was taken down.

Ben Steele

I want Jurassic whatever 3 to be like Gremlins 2. Comedy mixed in with death, crazy dinosaurs and a top hat wearing Raptor with Frasier's voice.

Brandon Grant

I was gonna say; it's a really nice dolly shot for what seems like a review they originally really didn't want to do

Chris Romano

War for the planet of the prequel of the sequel of the reboot of the Lost World of the Planet of the

Kate

Thanks, hank-frauds for re-inserting creeping Rich Evans from the first few minutes of the last lamentably banned HITB into the last few minutes of this hopefully ban-proof HITB. I'm so confused, but I love it.

Top Hat Monkey

Love how this movie is so dumb they need to differentiate it from Transformers-dumb.

Jostein Kjønigsen

Last footage of the elusive Brazilians, assumed eaten alive by the even more elusive Richevansius

John Boltons Mustache

that opening was great, if you had just posted that as a fake ep I would have laughed

atticus

That opening dolly shot was some production quality of unpredictable proportions.

Johnny Mocny

Brilliant!

Phill Pratt

The first review was a lot more in-depth, and subverted my expectations. But this one was about family and that's good too.

Kevin King

deja vu

Sr Misterioso

Loved the review. (spoiler-ish) the only hope this had at a semi good ending was opening a door to air the gas out. transport the still caged dino's to a remote island. But sure release them into a room only to decide 'meh' and not free them works too.

Donnie Roberts

Good stuff. The beginning was hilarious!

Raúl

i loved how the total from the entire dinosaur black market auction was less than 200 million dollars. Don't hire an army to extract giant death monsters just make a movie about it.

Harry Loomer-Young

Was that a DOLLY SHOT?

James Farr

Fast forward 2 mins to ignore the TROLLS

"We'll get into the little girl later." -Mike Stoklasa

Mike should have heart. Soon we'll have Jurassic World III: War of the Planet of the Dinosaurs of The.

Hackiest. Frauds. Ever.

horacefarbuckle

This is On Cinema level of awesome. Thank you.

Dr. Girlfriend Experience

Trolling us all sooooooooooo hard. I approve.

Montague Films

I'm liking the new aesthetics so far

Kevin Young


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