My Immortal Chapters 29-34
Added 2025-01-30 23:42:48 +0000 UTCIt's my immortal, continued.
It's my immortal, continued.
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Thayne Warner
2025-07-12 18:37:57 +0000 UTC"Professor Slutborn" has killed me. Im relistening to all of these in order and im in tears
Jasamnajbolja
2025-06-12 20:08:31 +0000 UTCEvery time I hear one of these MI episodes, I'm convinced I'm having a stroke in my receptive speech centers of my brain.
Claire Nollet
2025-02-14 17:24:10 +0000 UTCEew don't congratulate me, Tom
Timothy Thayer
2025-02-06 11:27:12 +0000 UTCHeath flipping his hair sexily must be a sight to behold
Fren
2025-02-05 17:46:26 +0000 UTCyou know, I really can’t be arsed to look, but could somebody tell me how many more chapters there are in this book? Fangs.
JustMeDrB
2025-02-05 03:52:06 +0000 UTCListened to the whole thing again and I think she's gonna be my next dnd character. I look forward to seeing how long it takes before either the dm or the other players kill her.
siabra
2025-02-04 17:33:26 +0000 UTCI speak for everyone when I say this is exactly what we needed today
Maggie
2025-02-03 14:50:35 +0000 UTCThis... shit... is... amazinggggg
Diego Guzmán
2025-02-03 02:38:58 +0000 UTCYes. I need a mega cut of all this to listen to when times get dark. You know, like a second trump presidency.
Lemon Stealing Horse
2025-02-02 22:20:33 +0000 UTCConsider this please https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masonic_ritual_and_symbolism
Nature_Shover
2025-02-02 14:09:52 +0000 UTCChatGPT 4.0 ftw Here's a short section of fake lore about the Citation Needed guys, written in the style of My Immortal: CHAPTER 666: THE DARK PROPHECY OF CITATION NEEDED I woke up in my coffin (cuz I’m a vampyre) and put on my black leather trenchcoat with blood-red lining. My combat boots clunked as I stepped out into the dark, stormy night. Thunder roared like an angry demon. "Tonight… I must seek the ones who know… the Dark Lore." I walked down the long, black hallway of my Gothic castle (which is in the middle of a dark forest, don’t question it) until I reached the Forbidden Podcast Chamber. Inside, there sat the Four Elders of Citation Needed—their faces cloaked in shadows. Eli Bosnick, the Master of Sarcasm, raised an eyebrow and smirked. “Ah, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way… we have been expecting u.” Noah Lugeons, the Prophet of Skepticism, sipped his blood-red Monster energy drink and scowled. “The prophecy foretold that one would come… with a THICC black trenchcoat… and disturbingly specific eyeliner.” “Oh my Satan!” I gasped, flipping my middle finger at them sexily. “What prophecy??” Heath Enwright, the Dark Jester, let out an evil chuckle and tossed a black leather-bound book onto the obsidian table. “The Dark Lore of Wikipedia,” he whispered, “it has… the citations…” My pale skin turned even paler. “U MEAN… THE TRUTH??” Suddenly, the room was filled with fire and darkness. A shadowy figure emerged from the flames. It was DUMBLEDORE!!! But he was EVIL now and also shirtless for some reason. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERF***ERS?!!” he shouted, summoning a black fireball in his hands. Eli stood up dramatically, his trenchcoat billowing despite the fact that we were indoors. “There is no time… we must fight.” Noah cracked his knuckles. Heath flipped his hair sexily. And behind them, Thomas Smith, the Wise One, simply sighed and muttered, “Oh for f***’s sake.” TO BE CONTINUED…??? PS - ChatGPT knows some of your names lol
Jay Voigt
2025-02-01 18:34:11 +0000 UTCShouldn’t have eaten all that pork.
Adam Martin
2025-02-01 15:38:01 +0000 UTCI got choked in the kitchen from laughing so hard
Adam Martin
2025-02-01 15:36:09 +0000 UTCThis stuff is so hilarious, I woke my spouse up giggling while listening in bed!
Julie LaVoice
2025-02-01 02:57:57 +0000 UTCI’ve been waiting patiently.
Jared Harris
2025-01-31 21:32:31 +0000 UTCKawaii means “cute” in Japanese and has become a popular term in America.
devdevsdev
2025-01-31 20:01:18 +0000 UTCThis made my day!
Laura Kelly
2025-01-31 18:43:07 +0000 UTCOmg I'm excited. Can we get a chonk of this with the other episodes please?
siabra
2025-01-31 17:40:56 +0000 UTCAlright, I can die happy after the surprise appearance of drunk, pregnant Boston lady.
Jay Voigt
2025-01-31 17:30:00 +0000 UTCI still don't understand what "kuwai" means.
Jay Voigt
2025-01-31 16:54:30 +0000 UTCSorry, I don't pick on people like this.
Bunny Bismuth, Bun-Bun of Seething
2025-01-31 16:24:45 +0000 UTCA modern day Shakespeare
Nature_Shover
2025-01-31 16:23:56 +0000 UTCFangs
Jay Voigt
2025-01-31 16:23:14 +0000 UTCHaha, I just downloaded all the other episodes too
Jay Voigt
2025-01-31 16:22:31 +0000 UTCYou need to start at the beginning
Jay Voigt
2025-01-31 16:22:08 +0000 UTCOH MY FUCKING GAWWWWWD!!!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jay Voigt
2025-01-31 16:21:37 +0000 UTCRemind me. Who wrote this hilarious piece of narrative trash?
Shannon Klakowicz
2025-01-31 14:41:03 +0000 UTCHeath's cheerful bog witch "HELLOooo" made me painfully aroused.
Hogboblin
2025-01-31 13:47:19 +0000 UTCI wet myself a little when I saw this!
Joshua Fryvecind
2025-01-31 13:15:15 +0000 UTCI really hope this series never ends! You guys once floated the idea of feeding this into ChatGPT to write new chapters after you run out - please make that dream a reality!!
Danica
2025-01-31 08:49:48 +0000 UTCI am wondering whether this will ever not be funny anymore.
PeterinKorea
2025-01-31 08:37:18 +0000 UTCI'm more confused than I've ever been.
Fren
2025-01-31 07:53:34 +0000 UTCThank you. I really needed to laugh.
Marie Smith
2025-01-31 07:16:38 +0000 UTCI'm so disappointed in myself that I was EXCITED to see this posted! Or, more accurately, my wife will be disappointed...
Rob Geiger
2025-01-31 04:50:21 +0000 UTCYAYYYYYY **starts the whole thing alllll the way over again**
Laura Lusby
2025-01-31 03:14:14 +0000 UTCI'm so happy
Godzilla Jesus
2025-01-31 02:57:41 +0000 UTCWhat glorious fortune! Thank you, exactly what I needed.
Ira Coman
2025-01-31 01:07:57 +0000 UTCYes! We needed this
Matthew Herr
2025-01-31 00:57:52 +0000 UTCIt's a weird place to be in when you're both sobbing with hysterical laughter and doing a full body cringe remembering things you may or may not have done...
Never stop asking if Rappaport hung that painting
2025-01-31 00:50:58 +0000 UTCTFFT..👍
outaspaceman
2025-01-31 00:50:48 +0000 UTC..the world.
outaspaceman
2025-01-31 00:49:12 +0000 UTCFun fact: eructation means “burp”, and I can’t honestly say I haven’t burped during sex.
Gilmore Snout
2025-01-31 00:45:21 +0000 UTCMy hubby is Tim. He might be into it...
My remotevviewing involves a lot of buttons
2025-01-31 00:05:40 +0000 UTCI cannot even express how much I needed this. Words cannot describe the service these guys provide to the nation.
Never stop asking if Rappaport hung that painting
2025-01-31 00:04:34 +0000 UTCOMG THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!
Dawn Neuciler
2025-01-31 00:00:49 +0000 UTCi love these so much
KayJayO
2025-01-30 23:59:24 +0000 UTCThank you guys. I work for the federal government and this week has been a DISASTER. My immortal is my favorite series. Thank YOU for your service!
Ty Stephens
2025-01-30 23:57:11 +0000 UTCOH FUCK YESSSS 'smexy' God damn. I haven't heard that since Jr. High
Stella
2025-01-30 23:52:45 +0000 UTC😄😄😄
DaMonaLeisa
2025-01-30 23:51:38 +0000 UTCYeah!!!!
Mark Smith
2025-01-30 23:51:30 +0000 UTCI GAPSED!
Cave_Dweller
2025-01-30 23:50:38 +0000 UTCI just squeed
K
2025-01-30 23:50:35 +0000 UTCThis is the worst....I can't wait!
Canadiankev
2025-01-30 23:49:18 +0000 UTCThe gasp I gasped at this notification.
Joanna B
2025-01-30 23:48:08 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU
LisaLisa
2025-01-30 23:47:33 +0000 UTCFanks!!
Nature_Shover
2025-01-30 23:46:32 +0000 UTCYes!!
Babel Fish
2025-01-30 23:45:04 +0000 UTCOMG YAAAASSSSSS
CarrieBoo
2025-01-30 23:44:44 +0000 UTCI was on a zoom call at work, and I literally gasped when I saw this
Zach Van Stanley
2025-01-30 23:44:26 +0000 UTCMy weird little brain has been waiting for this moment.
Ashley Siders
2025-01-30 23:44:14 +0000 UTCFUCK YES!!!!!
Paintmekala
2025-01-30 23:44:11 +0000 UTCFuck yes!!!
Joshua Talbert
2025-01-30 23:44:10 +0000 UTC
