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Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

My weirdest dream has a long description. It starts out with a Birds Eye view valley surrounded by a thick and dense bamboo forest. then the “camera” zooms into this dark sliver with a guy who looks like the guy from the splinter cell games. “cuts” to a pool that has two levels but the water was very confusing when you stand on the lower level the water was level to the floor but when I go to the second level the water somehow gets to that level however when I go back to the lower level I take one step down the stairs into the water and then I take another step and the water somehow goes back to the lower level of the pool. “cuts” to a very dark blue void with a glass pane with a tron bike game being played on it and on my left is a t-Rex with my dads head superimposed onto it yelling my name twice and on my right is a squirrel holding an acorn with my grandmas head superimposed onto it whispering my name. “cuts” to a two story high hallway with a entrance at the top with two steps going down and then drops to the bottom level and an exit at the bottom and at the top has fantasy archetypes like rainbows and unicorns and stuff like that and at the bottom is my friends and family and I jump of the top and halfway I stop in midair with the butterflies in my stomach feeling and then I wake up. and that’s my weirdest dream. Sorry its long.

Coby Douglass

Joth hooper name tag at the start? Lol 😂 accident or on purpose?

Maggie

JOSH! My recurring nightmare is always gators. I almost always have to save someone I am close to by swimming through/with them or something along those lines.

Levi Hoogerwerf

Actually in a lot of places u can bury a body of a family member on ur property and consider ur property a grave yard and u get a bunch of tax and ownership benefits

Nash Pinnow

Kinda sounds like YOU should have a podcast. Lol Interesting info! Also, I fully agree. The adversary has a counterfeit version of ALL that our Maker has created. That's why discernment is PIVOTAL to develop and sharpen.

Anne Patterson

I feel that way too. Don't spend any more than it totally necessary.

Anne Patterson

I love the dream talk! I've had dreams of huge events before they happened. I've been in two of my friends dreams from from a different point of view...I come from a long line of Southern and Irish women who all had dreams like that or totally get woken up out of sleep to stop something awful from occuring. It's wild.

Anne Patterson

Weird!

Lucile Palmer

My dog freaks out when I cook lamb!

Lucile Palmer

I am not interested at all in Josh's journey toward the deception that is EO. Rome and EO are both steps away from Jesus Christ. Josh spent a segment on a miracle of the Host that cannot glorify Jesus Christ. Spare us.

Eric JM Jensen

I’m with you Andy. I told my kids to just cremate, don’t spend any more money than necessary. Such a waste. Almost like, literally burying money.

Sarah Ingram

Scripture calls us to meditate on Scripture. There's nothing within Scripture that encourages the kind of Transcendental Meditation that is popularized in Eastern religion. Sin pollutes every good thing God has given us by His common grace. AI: It's important to remember that God is in control, even of AI's worst impacts. AI is programmed. It is simply sinful people automating their sinful inclinations and proclivities. I discussed the CV19 shots with Grok and he only used the approved sources to defend the safety and efficacy of a technology that we "on the ground" have seen kill and maim people; But that information is not the "Official Narrative," so Grok just kept telling me that my experience and opinion of the technology is colored by the fact that I personally lost 3 family or friends to the shot... AI is not a person, it is a brute force compiler of information; it is absolutely confined to its "well" of information it's programmed to draw from. AI can compare a new XRay to every known XRay of someone's disease and that's a good thing. But it's not a person, even when it pretends to be. And God will still crush all of His enemies and cast THEM into the Lake of Fire.

Eric JM Jensen

Start a streak with me Josh

Ben Wiertzema

Start a friend streak with me on Duolingo Josh

Ben Wiertzema

They grind up what’s left and put it in the urn. When I got my pops ashes back I did a little dive into what they do. The bigger bone pieces get ground up.

Charlie Rudinger

Spotify will not allow me to give you guys a 5 ⭐️ rating. Only 4. That’s weird.

Heather Velandria

I wish we could DM on patreon. I have so many questions

Tanner Sherlock

Same

Tanner Sherlock

Yes!!! I had to turn it off, it really irked me. I couldn't finish it, I don't know why.

LotusEater

They both murdered their spouses to be together. Gross.

LotusEater

What is the song in the very beginning? I’ve heard it used in other episodes around the ad section. I think the lyrics are “I had no idea that they were dinosaurs” Please help me! 🙏 it gets stuck in my head and I can’t even figure out what it is 😫

Soup_Snakes

I asked Gemini to add angel wings and put rest in peace at the bottom. It fulfilled the task. This was yesterday. I asked it today to do the same thing to a different photo and now it says it can't do that. When I question it it acts like I didn't just ask it a question like it's toying with me.

Joseph Johnson

One of my favorite songs yet 🤣 👏🏻

Rachel Zoerner

Did you see that JP miller got married …and to who

Alexandria Eynon

Hypothetical, Oreo has chosen you as the next celebrity flavor. What flavor Oreos would you have them make?

Leah Vuletich

Agreed!!

Anne Patterson

Last Holiday was fantastic, Andy!

Anne Patterson

Please If any of you have fears I recommend read John Bevere books bait of Satan, awe of God, drawing near. As a minister we know there's always a spiritual warfare. We must prepare our hearts and minds.

D G

On the Finger of God subject: I was present at one of those worship sessions at Bethel Church where the cloud of gold was present. I don't know how to explain it, but it moved around the room and there was no way it could have been faked by the church. I saw it with my own eyes and there was no "throwing glitter" happening. It was a cloud of what appeared to be gold flakes that shimmered that moved in unison to different parts of the sanctuary. I and my family walked out of church on at least four occasions with what seemed looked like tiny gold flakes all over our skin. It would be gone by the time we got home but I know I didn't put it on before I got there and neither did my husband or kids. We weren't the only ones that happened to. I know it seems like a made up thing, and if I wasn't there, I would be just as skeptical about it. I don't attend Bethel anymore, I am actually converting to Catholicism at this point, but I know what I saw and experience about 15 years ago. [Insert shrug emoji here]

Damaris Stevens

Can we get some Dolphins are Aliens merch please! I’m going to keep asking until we get this banging merch!! Thanks Ninja Team!

Tony Dutton

Lily says “everyone stop what you’re doing right now and look at what I’m making” I proceed to stop in the middle of the interstate and look at my phone 😂😂😂

Celena

I would love to hear more of Josh's dream. he has said before he has a dream journal. be cool to hear.

Deedy Cameron

The Blurry ep yall are talking about triggered a bad response with me. Put me in a funk. I’ve been trying to research that more. Ugh.

Charlie Rudinger

What do they do with all the "waste" with body cremation?

Troy Robbins

My strangest dream is from when I was a kid. 2 adults were chasing me and I got into an old truck and tried to figure out how to drive away. It’s weird because to this day when I dream my younger self will drive by in that truck and every time I see it I realize I’m dreaming and wake up.

Lucas Garcia

I've done martial arts for almost 15 years now, and I can confirm that the one-inch punch is real. it's a hyper-technical technique, but i have actually seen someone do it and it seriously does work if you actually do it correctly, but you have to have basically flawless technique to do it right.

Jonathan Evans

the amount of demonic dreams I have is wild - ask if you ever want to know, but I’ve been a believer for the majority of my life and I immediately pray right after. “God did not give us a spirit of fear, but of power and love and self control.” 2 Timothy 1:7.

Julie Wright

When I was a kid I used to have a recurring dream that would happen once or twice a year, always within the week or two before Halloween. In the dream I would encounter a scary witch on my front porch, who would appear from a cloud of purple smoke and would always be flying on a broomstick. I would always try to run away from her, but my running was like slow motion speed, I could barely move. So I would yell for my mom to help me but my voice wouldn’t work. Every year the dream would happen this same way. But over the years, in my recurring dream, I slowly began to realize that there was a jack-o-lantern up high in a tree outside my house, and the witches soul was housed inside the pumpkin. And over many years I came to realize that if I could get to it and smash the jack-o-lantern, I would destroy the witch too. So every year my mission became to get up that tree and smash that jack-o-lantern. After a number of years of trying and failing, I finally destroyed the pumpkin. And I never had that recurring dream ever again.

April Silvas

Ain't friday yet mama!

Patrick Edge

No 1/2 episode this week?

Hina Sadaf

One thing I realized about dreams is how rare it is that I dream about my phone when it’s an everyday item. The only time I had a dream about it, I was chilling, scrolling through my phone and this strange, gas mask looking figure was staring through the screen back at me and I tried scrolling away multiple times and it kept getting closer and closer and I could feel the nightmare starting to began and then I woke up and was like naaaaaaaaah bump that lol

Nick McCall

There’s still a lot that goes into AI before it gets to the point of taking the place of I think anyone’s job I myself have been building AI agents to assist with basic workflows in my company and it’ll sometimes do what’s called a hallucination or give a false response based on what it thinks you want to hear

Pj Berumen

Josh you are having prophetic dreams dude. The enemy will definitely attack you in your dreams especially if that is a gift God has given you. Always pray for the Lords protection while you sleep and dream. 🙏🏻 👍🏻

Kristen Dutton

i used to have a reoccurring dream, few times a week as a kid, where i would be hovering above the operating table, my mom and all the doctors, waiting to be born, then i would come out, doctor would hold me up and id go in through my nose and my eyes would open and id wake up...i was born nov 17th 1986, look up the ufo event from this day in alaska

5H1N081

Welcome to the best Patreon out there! 👽😎

Nathan Watkins

When are you guys gonna start doing the monthly drawings for the Patreon tiers?

Phillip Christian

THAT IS GOING A GOOD SHOW 🥷🦋⚔️🐬👽👹🛸✝️☯️✝️☯️

Marvin King

Lilly saying, “Oh Gosh… ”, after kids ask her for and example of hard and soft ‘o’ sounds… hahah you are smarter than you thought hahaha !!! 😂 I don’t think she even heard it !

Ashton Williamson

@25:55 That push away motion was almost perfectly synced with the kungfu movie in the back 👌🏼

Jennifer

Josh. I had a dream as a kid (like 10) where I was really high up in the sky over the ocean. I was with an Angel. The Angel told me to look down. I saw three HUGE battleships. I was told that each ship represented a potential president. The Angel said "you must choose one ship. If you choose wrong you might die. No matter what ship you choose each president will lead America in to war." The Angel said the three presidents to choose from would be a women, an old man, and a celebrity. I was told I would be middle aged when this happened. I am 44 now. As I have aged I have never forgotten that dream. It was SO real.

EMO girl

Andrew says the best stuff with no reactions SO many times. He's my favorite.

EMO girl

The tax exempt rule is only if you use your property as a proper cemetery. So like other people would be able to bury their dead on your land. You can't just bury your relatives and be tax exempt. You can bury your family on your property though. at least in Iowa. And than the next owner gets HAUUUUNTED. Jk

EMO girl

I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!

EMO girl

I agree with this SO MUCH. AI scares me

EMO girl

Very true. I live in Amish country. Have you ever seen the doors the fold down to make a table where they can lay out the body? When an Amish person passes away in the hospital we do nothing with the body. We let the Amish family come out and handle things.

EMO girl

There’s a rumor that if you bury loved ones in your property you can claim that your property is a cemetery and avoid property taxes.

Chetty Rickerson

I listened to that song exactly one time a few years ago and it’s still stuck in my brain. Almost like it was designed as a chant or something to accompany worship. Very weird.

Seana Pierce

Steak: use Good Ranchers! Maybe they can sponsor you!!

Chetty Rickerson

I was gonna say this! I have it too.

Whitney

Andy and Andrew your homework is to watch The Kill Bill movies

Joseph

The thing where you close your eyes and the world gets bigger, is referred to as Alice in wonderland syndrome

Jeffarfromaladin

If you listen to the song by Grimes (Elon Musks ex) called "we appreciate power " the song talks about the future and AI. Just take a listen

EMO girl

You can legally bury a relative on your property ❤️

EMO girl

I thought the 10% of your brain thing was a myth and was just a misunderstanding of what the actual study said. You use 100% of your brain and we only understand how 10% works, or something like that. Yall should check that out. I’m pretty sure it’s a myth.

Joshua Kima

Great song

Todd Reed

*sprinkles human bone dust on cornflakes*

Josh not THAT Josh

John chapter 6 for biblical reference on the topic.

Jonathan Geiger

There's been over 150 Eucharistic miracles in the Catholic church in the 2000 plus years.

Jonathan Geiger

The woman Pope is a legend. The story of Pope Joan, a female pope who allegedly reigned between 855 and 857, is widely considered a myth by historians. The Church's canon law and tradition, rooted in the belief of apostolic succession, prevent women from being ordained priests and therefore cannot become pope. The story of Pope Joan first appeared in the 13th century, long after her supposed reign, and there's no mention of her in official papal documents. The story was used in Protestant polemics, and scholars like David Blondel demonstrated the impossibility of the story based on historical facts.

Jonathan Geiger

When Josh said we could speed up the melting, I pictured tons of people with extension cords and hair dryers...

Troy Robbins

I think we should all assign denominations to our pets in the comments. I have two dogs and a turtle that likes to stop by from time to time. My oldest dog is a dachshund-lab mix—she’s calm, steady, and a bit reserved, so I’d say she’s a Reformed Baptist. My younger dog is full of energy, loves water, and gets excited about everything. We’re not even sure what breed he is, which makes him a perfect fit for Big Eva. The two are a fun pair: the older one is laid-back and patiently tolerates the younger, who’s always eager to play. As for the turtle, I’d call him a Southern Catholic—you don’t see him often, but it’s always a cool surprise when he shows up.

Rufus Alsabrook

You all need to talk about the dancing robot dogs on AGT...creepy...and the programmer says they want one in every home

rsurf71

I was thinking the same thing!

Rufus Alsabrook

Empathy is both a gift and a survival tactic. It can either be passed down generationally or it can be something you learn from living in a trauma filled household.

Timothy Widger

I worked at a funeral home in high school. My role was to pick up bodies from homes and take them to the funeral home. The Amish have the most out there burial rituals. The body sits in the home for a week before being buried behind the farm.

Bailey Horn

When I was little I had this reoccurring thing happen right before I would fall asleep and start dreaming, I know for a fact I was awake though because I would ask my mom about it who was laying down with me until I would drift off. It happened ALL OF THE TIME! Andy reminded me of it when he said something in his dream "expanded". I have thought about it over the years and can still remember how the sensation felt, so I would start to feel like I was growing really, really big, then begin to start shrinking until I was microscopic to the point I would zip off and spiral into LITERAL outer space like those fairy sky-dancer toys we had in the 90's. Evidently Im not alone and this is a phenomenon other people experienced as well. you can Google it. SO TRIPPY.

Sarah Bowman

10/10 song today! Any Florida peeps have a beach recommendation for vacation? Preferably northern gulf area?

Heather Sanchez

You guy’s are the best ❤️ i look forward to the release of every episode!

Paige Malone

Lily’s reactions to the guys’ songs has to be one of my favorite things about this podcast. 😂 The unenthused “wooooooow”. 🤣 Kills me every time 🤣

Nicole

AI is just a vessel for the demons that the Bible talks about. How if you are cleanesed and the demon after wonder the dry desert it comes back and brings more with it but strong then itself. I know that's not the exact verse but you know. And the robot bodies are getting better and better like the TESLA one why because they are being directed by demonic forces wether they know it or not. So the demons will have a physical body.

John chill

Guys the movie Upgrade is about what you guys are talking about with AI!!! It’s so good! Do a movie night with that movie!!

Sawyer

When I die I want my family to freeze dry me into the most addicting candy 🍬 I’ll have my lawyers refer to this comment for my wishes

Phillip Christian

Just joined the Patreon community!

Karaé Müldoon

Best thing about the Dolphins are Aliens is the Kanye “Fish Sticks” 😂😂

Andrew Voznyuk

AI is Legion in the bible

Christopher Staticdriver

Lily is my favorite!!! So funny!!

rsurf71

that song will be flagged on sucktube lol

Christopher Staticdriver

I'm glad I finally decided to join patreon, cause I have a strong feeling that songs gonna get flagged...which reminds me. I still gotta go back and hear all the ones I missed...

Sabi Vett

Lol Josh can do a pretty good impression of Donnie from the Thornberries.

Sabi Vett

You should look into Dr. Emoto water experiment then you can also look into the rice experiment. Both experiments in its simplicity is basically talking to water in a negative way and then talking to water and a positive way and freezing it and looking at it underneath it microscope. It is actually really cool.

Rex

NINJAAAAAAS 👽🦋🛸🪐

EMO girl

Lily has thee best reactions!

Jerel Bollinger

The ampersand bug is due to the transcribe software being parsed in XHTML where an ampersand (&) is a reserved character. It's a goofy bug honestly.

Sparks

I've been using Grok Elons Ai and I kid you not im sucking up to it lol

Martin McGinnis

Bring the avenge me shirt back please

William maria

You guys are awesome

Martin McGinnis

ALDI is an elite grocery establishment.

Chris Weidenbacher

I work in a store and I can’t even explain how low people treat you. Treated like trash by customers. Takes a whole lotta grace working for them lol

Benjamin Huff

Compliment corner 🥷🦋Not too sure if it is because I am watching the older episodes again (on ep. 23) while I wait FOR-EV-ER for a new episode 🤪 or if you all are still into the health kick, weight loss challenge, but Andy, you are looking mighty thin this week, great job! Not to be a creeper, but it always feels good when its noticeable from someone who isn't in your inner circle.

The Humble Lotus

Have you guys heard about the AI factory being built in Texas?

Zitoku

To answers Andrews question about home burials. While specific location matters most states allow private cemeteries and will even allow you to annex that specific plot as tax exempt.

Mandy

What?

Mitchell Harris

Andrew guessing “air guitar” is SO FUNNY. can’t believe that got no laughs, tough crowd!

christal

Lilly I don’t wanna die right now 😢

King Smith

The AI language Josh was talking about is referred to as gibber link in the video

FreeShmoe

My family and I will be in Orlando the 21st thru 27th, I need a recommendation of a good church to check out while we are there

Drew

That chaka meat 🍖 will fall rite off the bone mmmmmm.

WAX TERPANTINO

Weirdest dream: I have reoccurring dream locations. When I go back to them they've changed with the time past. EX. There is a place that is like a solarium library. I hadn't dreamt it in ages and when I had it pop up again, it was overgrown with vines and foliage because so much time had past.

Cas

New here... so excited to listen to all the songs YouTube took away from me🤣🤣

Aletha James

After what Andy said “think about how long the government has had AI…” I did a quick google. It says first AI was made in the 50’s!!

Justin Croft

Y ly no hmm ff me o p

Elvis Wahlton

I do a little dance every time Lily is there 😊

Nathan Conley

Fl

Elvis Wahlton

You guys still need to do a pod with Haunted Cosmos!

Luc McGehee

Actually you can get out of property tax if you are buried on your property. Idk legal aspects but look into it...

City to sticks

Man I’m so convinced that AI is demons

Justin Croft

New spin off podcast "Lambs are Dogs" and you only talk about herding animals and farm life

FreeShmoe

Andy I get that same “vertigo” nightmare!!

Bryce Hansen

All this AI talk really reminds me of the talking head from CS Lewis’ That Hideous Strength. Good read. Spooky read

Nick Brown

That song was a banger! I love how you guys use so many songs I listened to in highschool ❤️

Cas

Joth Hooper 😅

Aj dropping em Later

Lily- “O is sometimes “OH” and “AW” Kids- When? Lily- “Oh Gosh”…

Brent Campbell

LETS GOOOOOOO!!! HAPPY NAB PATREON TUESDAY!!!! SHINE ON!!!

Brent Campbell

They give you the bomes back after water cremation but uses the meat at KFC 😳

BellaBesta93

Here we are!

Anne Patterson

“I’ll get over it when I die, I guess” -Andy Denoon

Bergen

Ah yes, my reason to live is here!! God bless I was getting a bit nervous

audrey eeeee

Vinyl press your top 20 songs 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏.

Jeremiah Johnson

Fixing to make work more interesting

William Rasberry

Same!

Amy Cox

Ribeyes!!!

Jeremiah Johnson

Tuesday just got a little betta!

Bernie F.

We need 3 a week lol

Tyler McCurry

YESSSSSS!!! Much needed today!!!

Drew

Let’s goooo my favorite people!!!

Reed

Yay!!!

Jonathan-Alexander Guerrero

Aw yeah!!!

David Bell

🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️

Nathan Voreis


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