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Dolphins Are Aliens EP. 145.5

Dolphins Are Aliens EP. 145.5

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Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

Let's not hate on classic rock. Lol

Y. Shaffer

I was the new drummer. I’m glad your parents were strict. Haha. I’m sure they are proud!

Arsenault Music

You are not alone

Shamilygoes

“The screw left the chat”😂🤣

Levi Hoogerwerf

Am I the only one who yells "EL PATREOOOOONAY!" with Andy? Lol

Anne Patterson

I agree with Ben

Ben Wiertzema

Josh you should look me up on Duolingo so we can start a friend streak and keep each other accountable

Ben Wiertzema

Stay Fungi!

J

Beets are the best vegetable. Elon is an alien. Stay fungi is hilarious

Yule Hodget

See you at BlurryCon!!!

Patty Davis

Stay fungi! And Elon loves 3 fingered aliens! 🤣😜

Patty Davis

wisdom teeth is a scam

Christopher Staticdriver

Andy, I’m 44yrs old, I just got my wisdom teeth out in Feb. They removed 3 because they were annoying and also had a cavity in each. No issues, deep roots on all 3 and I got no gas, only the Novocain and I have no swelling or pain. I was fine the next day.

Christopher Gilbert

Elon loves aliens!!👽🛸

Max Lawley

I can't believe Elon loves the 3 finger aliens. Lol

Lucky-Wolf 55

I only had the top wisdom teeth, the first came in at 27, and I didn't get the second one removed until after 35, it was super easy!

Alicia Nelsen

Elon loves 👽 Keep the song, lose the gaslighting in the regular episodes. Love watching you guys!!

Stephanie LaVake

"You guys...it's the afghanistinanis"

Elizabeth Anne

THAT WAS VERY GOOD????

Marvin King

Elon is a three fingered alien!!!

Dusty

Josh, I am born and raised in Wyoming. My husband and children. I still live here. Have so much fun! They're parts of wyoming that are so beautiful!

Amy Cox

Elon only has three fingers and he made aliens….Stay Fungi!

Benjamin Huff

Stay fungi!!

Ashley Sharp

Three fingered alien! Discord link?

jacob fink

29:25 don’t do Lily dirty like that!! 😂

K Leigh

Elon loves half sized aliens

Shane Nay

On my left hand, my pointer finger is longer. But on my right hand, my ring finger is longer. Does that mean I’m actually bi? 🤔😂 I agree. It’s dumb.

Nicole

“If you’re sitting on the toilet, it’s called pee.” Are you calling my 3rd son pee?!?! 🤣 No, seriously, it was a home birth, I thought I was gonna 💩, but it was actually the baby, so yes, I gave birth on my toilet. 😂🫣🤌🏼

Nicole

Love you more

Ninjas Are Butterflies

Ok...I folded...I am now an honorary Patreon Subscriber. Congrats, you are the one and only show I pay money to watch. But only because your the only one worth it to me. Love you guys!

Sabi Vett

Andrew, your white mom sounded foreign. I was going to say that's such a foreign mom thing to do. Unbelievably high standards and consequences but to the public you're amazing. But yea, she just had to show out for your foreign side.

Paola Raggio

$1000??? Is this a freaking riding mower??? That's insane to not just replace it if it's just a push mower 🤣

Mandy

I'm so glad you called out "left the chat" cuz that definitely sent me 🤣 he's Gen z for sure

Mandy

Stay fungi

WAX TERPANTINO

Stay Fungi 🤙🏻

Sierra

Hearing everyone’s horror story about wisdom makes me even more grateful I wasn’t born with them.

Brandon Dottellis

Elon loves aliens and stay fungi

Aaron Zipp

Grounded for a whole summer, that's how serial killers are made.

Christopher Gamboa

Elons Aliens Eat Beets

Levi

I know you must have one heck of a life with "I have three baby mamas"

Anne Patterson

ELON LOVES ALIENS!

Bernie F.

Elon is a form of fungi! Lol! Does that count??? 😜🫶

Sally Nolan

Elon Loves Aliens!!

Stephen Newman

Elon loves Aliens

jordan hogg

The cryptids song should be "my horn can pierce the sky!" (Sassy office reference)

Cas

I gave myself dry socket, didn’t get an infection from it but it was awful

Iamrael

Also I feel pretty bad for the gong

Andrew Voznyuk

Toro is the best! What model do you have Josh?

Andrew Voznyuk

I have to say I did use the Timmy story one time with my 7-year-old and she never forgot it, I have three baby mamas that she knows of and she's the oldest so for a long time she was telling me that I'm a liar and she was not my first baby even after I told her I was joking and I just wanted her to be good lol

Drake Winfree

You actually don’t have to be put under or on drugs to have wisdom teeth removed. I had 4 pulled and just had my mouth numbed. Did not hurt and saved a lot of money

John

I was in the same highschool/college program!

Jordan Burke

Lol. Lily: "am I gay?" Also Lily: "I liked watching you in High school (whistles)" I think you're in the clear boss

Jennifer

BYE LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!! NOW ONTO THE EMERGENCY EP!!!

Brent Campbell

Dang. I hate the whole gay conspiracy with the hand thing. It subtly puts in people's heads that if you have homosexual tendencies, it is always going to be like that, and that God cannot help you- you'll be alone, because its your biology. It seems like I am overreacting, but legitimately this makes me sad. I am living proof of this Truth (though sometimes people will have to struggle with this their entire life- its not everyone). I love yalls show, but please remember the episode where yall said that it would be worth it if yall were bringing people closer to Christ. Jesus sometimes said controversial stuff- like eating His body and drinking His blood- people left in groves. Im not saying you need to say anything, but please be careful with affirming certain things... I am saying this as another Christian, and I would tell you this, the same as someone walking down the street who said this.... to be honest, it makes it a little harder to tell you because I have no relationship or foundation with yall, other than we are all Christians. And truly, me making this kind of comment, it opens me up to criticism, but it is the Truth. Actually, it probably got me so much because I was listening with my young teenage niece who is still trying to understand how God is just and loves everyone, but doesnt commend homosexual lifestyles. It is a very hard point for some people to understand- though we dont necessarily have to, its a matter of trusting that God is good, and as our King and Lord- Jesus should have the spot in our life to tell us right from wrong... Not an easy pill to swallow, for any topic- haha- Im definitely far from perfect every day regarding His will over mine. I would love if you guys did little half episodes (maybe in addition to this) where yall just read 1 chapter in the Bible each time and spoke about it- especially since yall all have great personalities! You guys would reach a ton of people!! I would even help to fund this expenditure- just message me and let me know- I would be able to discuss financial support needed for this. Anyways, I do love yalls show. I hope yall have a great day. ☺️

Jesus LovesYou

I crack up every time kanye yells fish sticks in the intro.

Cliff

Andy this is wild I just had a impacted wisdom tooth integrated in my nerve also and they did a saggital split of the jaw just have the tooth drop out and clean a OKC cyst it was a 2.5 hour surgery and you will be able to talk but it’s liquid diet for the first day and soft food after hydros and ibuprofen for recovery

Just Last

Question: for the intro,,,doesn't it sound like it's Andrew that says " dolphin style attack"? Is it you Andrew ?

Alex Bagley

My lower molars were completely fused with my jaw and they had to break my teeth apart and then chisel them out. It was rough. They were shaking my entire body trying to get them out. It was crazy.

Sarah Spencer

I got so many mower questions for Josh. For the past few years I have been responsible for up keeping the family land and I average about 7 hours a week mowing. I’ve gone through it with mowers but I did learn you can do a lot on your own. I am able to do my own blades using a cheap impact drill to get it off and just tighten back using a wrench. Changing the oil, spark plugs, and air filter easy and they sell them as a bundle. The belt can be a pain to replace but doable. After written this all out I didn’t realize how passionate I am about mowing. Should I quit teaching middle school science and move to Florida and open up a school for the mowing deficient?

Rufus Alsabrook

"The deck spring has left the chat"

Oscar Uchtman

LETS GOOOOOOO!!!! HELLO AND HAPPY FRIDAY DAA PATREON FAMILY!!!! Hope everyone is good and are having an incredible finish to the week!!! Stay safe! SHINE ON AND GOD BLESS!!!!

Brent Campbell

Your getting on Andy's nerves!

City to sticks

Can we get some dolphins are aliens merch please!! I’m going to keep asking until we get this dope merch. Thanks Ninja team!

Tony Dutton

Awww. Look at them, all innocent. Not knowing the craziness that’s ahead of them. What id give to go back to that time.

Sanelli

Andy had a lot of good sayings in this episode 👍🏼

NewEnglandah

When I was 10 me and my bro threw a giant smoke bomb in a old folk home and these giant cooks chased us for couple of blocks one of the scariest moment ever and funny and horrible all at the same time. WE FOUND OUT AFTER THE SITUATION IT WAS AN OLD FOLK HOME !

WAX TERPANTINO

My Dad would tell me and my brother that, when driving over a bridge, if you bounced up and down in the car that the bridge would collapse. Fast forward 40 years. Still afraid of growing underwater trapped in a car. I can still hear my dad's gruff laughter when he was bouncing in the driver seat and my brother and I were screaming in fear. Ah. Childhood parent to child pranks

EMO girl

The wampus cat is a creature my dad used to scare me with. I thought it was fully made up. Nope. Its a creature from the midwest. A crazy cat lady of sorts.

EMO girl

I still bet Lilly is pregnant. Or one of the wives ❤️

EMO girl

NINJAAAAAAS 🐬👽

EMO girl

How can I listen to this with an emergency podcast on the way!?

Scotty

🫡🇺🇸

NewEnglandah

Damn someone beat me

Joseph Johnson

Love that it’s here in the early morning!!!

Jacob


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