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*EARLY ALERT* - 144 is LIVE!

*EARLY ALERT* - 144 is LIVE!

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Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

We need to stop being in awe of said "aliens" lol. People turn things into idols so easily and sometimes without even realizing it and then are deceived so easily. 🙂

Ruthie

😆

Ruthie

2019 flat earth vs globe earth go to court flat earth wins court twice

Joseph Johnson

Had to watch the foot thing THREE TIMES!! Thanks a lot Lilly haha

Arsenault Music

Love the Gulf Breeze UFO stuff ! I’ve seen some weird stuff over the water on the gulf coast.

Arsenault Music

Bring back the original NAB hat please! My current one is getting a little beat up and I need another. I love the look and feel of the hat.

Buddha

I would just, I woulda I woulda I wouda I woulda I wouda get tickets 🤣☠️

LotusEater

ill eat all the grapes for all of you guys <3 i love grapes :D

Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity

I share this view

EMO girl

Mine is "Too many OB/GYNs are not able to practice love with women across this country"

EMO girl

I just saw that online! The footprints on the ceiling. Beautiful and sad and horrifying all at once.

EMO girl

111 grapes to save Josh

Analogy

111 😤🙌🏼💫

Analogy

Josh, If you crave high church experience, visit a local PCA church. Conservative Presbyterianism is what came out of Rome with the Reformation. There is no mariolatry or icon dulia, nor any mention of purgatory, all,of which are not biblical. The late RC Sproul's chirch is in Sanford near y'all. It's called St. Andrews Chapel and on the grounds of Ligonier Ministries. It's a beautiful church, and the PCA in my opinion, is how Church is done right (no, I'm not a PCA member as we don't have one close to us.) Before you accept unbiblical dogma, you should explore authentic Protestantism. These are my opinions. I care for you guys which is why I'm being forward as an elder brother. The Lord bless you and keep you.

Eric JM Jensen

You should look at Japanese architecture that reuses old buildings where samurai massacres happened. There’s blood splatter, bloody handprints, foot prints in the floors and ceilings. Beautiful buildings but creepy

maggie olson

Okay but I would actually pay $100 for an ultimate ninjas road trip book

David Schweitzer

I’ve been going back through and watching the old Unsolved Mysteries- there’s a ton of UFO stories and fringe stories you guys could investigate! There’s a ton that I haven’t seen on the internet unless you specifically look for it

April

Every Friday.

Duncan Todd

Is there a new Dolphins are Aliens every week? If so when do they drop?

Sam Rice

The "model" for that guy's Polaroids looked like some paper plates put together. Haa

EmC

"Fool me twice,.... Ya can't get fooled again" is one of my fave Dubya quotes! 🤣

EmC

When should you quit?!?! NEVAAAHHH!!!! Lol

Melissa MacDonald

“Lady at the front said you owe me $9.11, I threw that money down like building 7” went HARD

810 Metalworks

ADDING ANOTHER:Nikola Tesla is responsible for every piece of equipment that you are using. Every single piece.

Lainey Caron

Aliens are AI. We've had AI since the late 60s early 70s ask scientist Gregg Braden who worked as top secret clearance as a computer scientist and software he built for military he said AI isn't new. Also the ocean is heating up and the top of the ocean is releasing all the CO2 real science not tied to those paid by the money printers banks etc the CO2 is coming from the core of the Earth that stopped rotating but may have recently reversed it's rotation but the ocean floor is heating up hence beached whales. Youre all being lied to. Lainey Caron, MD PhD

Lainey Caron

Read the passages in Job where Elihu gives Job some serious knowledge it goes along with what you say about Paul. Crazy the old and new test. Can come together and fit to make evidence

Lainey Caron

These are not done by Aliens. Scientists proved that crop circles are made from the Earth. The Earth is a living being and it literally has plasma released that our eye spectrum sees as bright orbs but it's been proven to be plasma not aliens

Lainey Caron

Why are you guys going on with the lie that they killed Osama Bin Laden? They proved that 9/11 was done by using explosives material tested. Obama was part of CIAs MOSSAD and a highly valuable asset. No one of seal team 6 interviews match up. Also of course they annihilated the man they killed so he wouldn't be recognizable. I believe Bin Laden is dead due to cancer. He spent too much time working for America. The land of disease. .i mean the free... 🥴

Lainey Caron

That volcano underwater off the coast that will create those earthquakes is all I thought about when he said water will bubble during the alien part.

Karissa

Ever since I watched this episode, I’ve been randomly saying “Busta Bush!”

Crotchetkween

What killed the giants and dinosaurs—an asteroid, or a planetary deforestation? Silicon tree theory thoughts?

NewEnglandah

I’m bummed, I’m caught up on the episodes lol it got me through deep cleaning the house

Sierra

It’s funny that the Question Corner segment is actually a question from a viewer that gets ripped apart by Josh, Andrew and Andy. And the Gaslight segment is a fake version of that.

Finndley

Fool me 3 times ***K the peace sign 😎

Frost-tha-Boss

Best. Song. Yet.

Jay Flores

Did the Egyptians write on stone so ai couldn’t re write their history??

NewEnglandah

song dropping like beastie boys love it

Melyna Martinez

Between 1:25 and 1:27 you glitched for a second Josh…Hmmm

Todd Maggiore

That Russian Orthodox Church isn’t just a church I believe it’s part of their military from everything I’ve seen so far about it

Nigel

Okay here’s my rant — the amazing thing about reading the Bible is that ACTUALLY LITERALLY every time I read any given passage I pick up on something new: i.e. reading Romans 1 this morning and Paul just went bizerker mode — starting from verse 20: “For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse. For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles. Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.” ‭‭(Romans‬ ‭1‬:‭20‬-‭21‬, ‭23‬-‭25 NIV) Okay that’s a lot but I’m picking up on a previous knowledge that humans had (Alexandria library, pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Tower of Babel?!?!?! idk) and the sexual impurity may refer to the nephilim/giants/demigods so God took away that knowledge??? Also the last half of the chapter actually describes our post-Christian society to a freaking T !!!!! There’s so much there…all of chapter one is crazy and I would KILL for ninjas to dissect the potential meanings behind it all xoxoxo Audrey (P.S. I’m the girl who made Lily the Pride & Prejudice shirt!!! So glad you like it!)

audrey eeeee

Doing a fasted leg day and watching Andrew's reel almost made me puke

Paola Raggio

Andrew really shoulda came in as the MCA of that Beastie Boys rap, missed opportunity lol

xxOLSON

Grapes make me sick so the homie is gonna be tortured for a while.

Lucas Garcia

Also yall never replied about his Mattis shirt request 💔

Ashlea Higgins

My husband wants yall to make more baseball hats instead of trucker hats

Ashlea Higgins

I NEED TO GET SOME NEW T’Shirt????

Marvin King

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Fr6kJHPtw/ Ninjas! Please check out this reel I just saw! Please keep uncovering AI deception..for the glory of God

Hink

Andrew is the all time fave. Don't tell JAndy

Miranda Remenar

"Lady at the counter said you owe 9.11, I through that money down like building 7" had me absolutely DIEING!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Patrick Edge

I've had that happen to my toe when I played volleyball! I got a blister from my new shoes during and tryouts and played through it and it got infected and started giving me blood poisoning.

Amy Cox

Best presidential interview in American history is George Bush on the golf course.

Benjamin Cordova

they come out every friday morning

Ninjas Are Butterflies

Am I the only one who got fooled by the ending about the new half episode being up?

William Rasberry

First minute of the video all I can think about is knee-how. Please don’t cancel me.

Rufus Alsabrook

God made the world perfect, it was our decision to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. The tree was there because what good is perfection if we had no choice one way or the other. As an analogy, take what we in America know as marriage. What makes it so beautiful is that the other person also chose us. If we just took or bought the other person it would be closer to slavery or a prison sentence than anything in the ballpark of love. Once the decision was then made, sin was now in the world, and God gave dominion of the earth over to the devil. We had to then CHOOSE to make sacrifices of what we considered to be the best of our herd or crop in order to clean the slate of our sin. Thats where Jesus came in. God then sent his son to be the ultimate sacrifice for our sins so that by CHOOSING to follow Jesus we could then be clean enough to enter Heaven. It was always about the CHOICE. Had we never eaten from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil that would have been enough of a choice, but we did and now were here. Those bad things in the world are like the story in book of Job. Its the devil attempting to make us give up on God. As long as we stick through the good and the bad in sickness and in health (yes, call back to the marriage analogy) we can end up in perfect heaven with God. In short, If God stepped in every time it would be perfect heaven, and if the devil won every time it would be hell. Its neither of those, its earth. God does step in when he sees fit though. Why he sees it fit sometimes and not other times is why we do our best to not just believe, but get to know God. We wont ever know everything, but we can do our best to try. Sometimes it makes sense immediately, sometimes it makes sense in 10 years, and sometimes it makes sense when we finally reach heaven. Its the unfortunate part of letting sin into the perfect world God intended for us. Lastly, God is Love. So just like a parent who loves their child wont let them be grounded forever, God wont abandon us forever. At one point we'll have been grounded long enough, and he will come back. But we all got in trouble and got grounded. Hopefully we all learn and they come back and tell us were good to go. But unfortunately we live with siblings who are still causing a ruckus, so we are called to do our best to teach them why we got in trouble, because if they dont shape up by the end of the week we will be at the movies with our friends and they will be planning their move to a military school. So while we are grounded it is up to us to love them and teach them to be cool. No one is perfect and so sometimes we lose our cool because we got punched, but its up to us to maintain our cool as best as possible even when we get punched so we can be that example of how to end up at the movies this weekend. The treasures in heaven are then like the candy at the movies, we get more or less depending on how we reacted to the punches being thrown at us, or how much we punched back.

Benjamin Cordova

How can one believe in a God that creates a world where children will live through more pain than you can imagine as a adult before they die… bone cancer, any kind of cancer… And im suppose to love this so called God who created this world? How can I?

Erik

I feel like crop circles are so easy these days with drone technology

Chetty Rickerson

Mark 16:17-18 I can eat that poison grape and be ok lol

Kaleb Sandusky

Am I seeing a tiny bit of hair peeking out from Andy's hat?

Amy Cox

But it’s not a “Christian podcast”. They are Christians and they have a podcast. They’re amazing people, and can still love Jesus and drink monster. Tell whoever asks to mind their business. I had a hard time when I thought they supported the current administration, but they’re good people. We won’t have everything in common with everyone.

Steph Creecy

Can we please get some Dolphins are Aliens merch! I’m going to keep asking until you give in. Thanks Ninja team!

Tony Dutton

"In, the Benin-ging"

Anne Patterson

I absolutely love your podcast. when ppl ask "what's your hobbies" I'm like crochet and ninjas are butterflies. I have so much merc, and i watch and rewatch your episodes. I'm so sick of defending things like Lilly liking harry potter & twilight, you guys drinking monster and liquid death. and once a friend made a comment about Nike or some other brand one of you were wearing that had a scandal attached to it. I try to show someone this podcast and say "it's a Christian podcast its very ok to listen to with kids in the car or watch while your kids are playing there is nothing they will see or hear that's bad" and then they watch and there like " oh i thought you said its Christian one guys drinking a Monter and the woman is talking about harry potter" and of course I respond with then don't watch because if they are judging you guys that hard then they won't get your type of comedy or style of story delivery and wont enjoy you guys any way. but I'm wondering really what would you have me say to these people?

Jessica McNish

Hey! Did the "Hooper Curse" spreadsheet ever get uploaded anywhere? It was SO genius and FUNNY! From Abigail?

Anne Patterson

I’m fairly new to yall, and coincidentally only catch the first part of each episode and I must say. Lilly is a real sicko.

Jared Opoka

Oh and one more thing. 😅 if you guys come to stay in estero to visit koreshan. Stay here. https://www.pyramidsinflorida.com/

Sanelli

Andrew has the best one-liners that get completely looked over. "Glitter"

Alex Bagley

Why am I imagining some aliens with African accents approaching the man and communicating telepathically “why are you gay?” 🤣🤣🤣

Jason Peczka

Estero is weird. Check this story out. I heard from some of my older neighbors that this was a very real community. https://www.news-press.com/story/news/local/amy-williams/2015/04/10/history-detectives-wanted-munchkin-land-mystery/25578175/

Sanelli

I live in estero. I can literally walk to the Koreshan Park. People go there to take pictures, get married and picnic. It’s beautiful. You can also go kayaking down the estero river.

Sanelli

Great rap love the songs

Todd Reed

And according to our generals, we should have gone after them too

Toots

Russia was allies with Germany in the beginning of World War II until Germany stabbed them in the back. Part of the reason why they lost the war. They were allies with us against Germany in the end of World War II.

Jonathan Geiger

I was trying to think of the acronym for D I D D Y.. *facepalm* can't wait for 144.5!!!

J

liquid death is prayed on by satanist.

Christopher Staticdriver

Not me screaming WACO at my phone🤣🤣

Kait

I’m swallowing the grapes whole so they take longer to digest and hope it’s long enough to get my friend out lol

Jorden

Andy looks like Dakota Wald in this episode. 🤣 sorry Andy I still love you

Drew

55 grapes Josh 🫡😂

Rob G

I was born and raised in Fort Myers and work in estero all the time. Koreshan State Park is only about 5 minutes off the interstate. It's exit 123 (corkscrew rd) and corkscrew Road literally runs right into the park which is on the corner of highway 41 and corkscrew rd. Pretty cool to check out. The sawmills are still there and a lot of people use the park as a place to get married. Now if you look up weird stuff about the koreshan's you will get into the good stuff on how they were worshiping the land and doing rituals. Supposedly the park is haunted and people have seen a lot of weird stuff there.

☠️Mad Mike☠️

Literally?

WellBeyondRage

Fool me can’t get fooled again

5H1N081

Hahaha

Maegan Jo

I would eat until I got the poisoned one. I love grapes but my luck I would get the poisoned one on the 2nd grape.

Bryan

Loving the outfit this week Lil!!!

Phillip Christian

4. I’d eat 4 grapes. Mostly because if I eat more than that I’ll die cause they crash my blood sugar faster than fast.

Sarah Spencer

I do believe that there was some scientist that just proved that everything is essentially made up of light. I can’t remember who said it but I just heard it about a week ago.

Sarah Spencer

This episode gave me step brothers vibes after that song, love it!

Jared Tate

lol go Lilly!

Patty Davis

73. 73 grapes. I love you josh, but I already have a couple T-shirts that are super cool and also, I was usually find out the conspiracies before you do so 73 is my limit.

Decker

It is insane you guys started singing that Bob Lazar thing. I was just in the middle of typing my comment about how every time I hear his name I sing it like "how bizzar."

Cas

If aliens move with a lag, id bet the ships do the same thing and they appear to move fast

kalind parkhurst

Wow that cult was an awesome story Josh! Killing it! I wonder if David Koresh knew about them? When you said what he calls himself I was like huh? Until you talked about it being in Florida and then the picture shows it was quite a time before David Koresh's cult run. Still I wonder if somehow he had learned about this cult in the time before he started the Branch Dividians. lol. I think David was in the MK ultra scene, but might be wrong about that. IF so though, the CIA was all over that place.

Ezekeil'90

Ok but what was that coming from the pinky toe?!!! I’m not ok 🤢

Celena

Worst question ever,..... there is no way to tell which is the poison grape so i'd just start eating them as fast as i could and hopefully hit the poison one soon and just end it cause there is NO HOPE in this question.

Ezekeil'90

They don't like talking about the female CIA agent that worked the ground like crazy to get info on where he might be. She didn't have the best morals when it came to fraternizing with male coworkers. She was a dog though, and you can find footage of her and about her and this mission. Zero Dark Thirty is supposed to be a pretty accurate account of her experience, everything else is propaganda of course and a lot of her story most likely is as well. Just another "government" funded "movie".

Ezekeil'90

Banana 🍌 and milk 🥛 😋 lad's that was some segment......lilly in house

Mark Duffy

That new season of "Black Mirror's" first episode was literally about the brain chip. 😉 and how you were limited to a certain area unless you upgraded your plan. It's crazy!!

DzEnyo

Just wait till they find out about Phil Robertson 😭😭😭

JD Overloaded

Heyyyyooooo!!!

Chris Torres

“I threw that money down like building 7.” Unreal haha 😂

Chris Weidenbacher

Yessir!!! What a treat this Memorial Day. Cannot wait to be in VIP in Orlando this October!

Anne Patterson

Little known fact: Lily is an industry plant!

Anne Patterson

Branch Davidians

Davis Family

Happy memorial Day brothers and sisters

Esbert Manuel Nieto-Diaz

Andrew… my grandfather worked for General Dynamics and then later Lockheed. He helped design many of the jets we use today. His literal job was to fire different caliber shells at different panels on or fully built jets to see what it would do and how to make them better. Crazy cool. F-16,F-22 and the cancelled A-12 Avenger project.

Brent Campbell

🥷🦋

Frazer

Best song in a while boys!! Or maybe Boyz…?

Brent Campbell

Lilly making underwear

WAX TERPANTINO

Yesssss !! My weekly dose of anxiety !! 🙃

Gabe Gonzo

NINJAAAAAAS 🦋👽🛸🪐

EMO girl

Perfect something to listen while I do yard work 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

NewEnglandah

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Yvania Garcia

Bust O Bush🤣 It is like a cereal brand

Cas

Why is Lilly drinking liquid death👹

Elizabeth Anne

Why does Andy have hair

Elizabeth Anne

WHAAAAAT?!?! LETS GOOOOO!! HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY PATREON NAB MONDAY!!!! SHINE ON!!!!!

Brent Campbell

Right on time for my lunch break!👍

Corey Perez

👋🏻🍦🍿🍕👋🏻🍦👋🏻🍿

Elizabeth Anne

Lets go!

Jesse B

🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️

Nathan Voreis


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