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Dolphins Are Aliens #139 is LIVE!

Dolphins Are Aliens #139 is LIVE!

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Saying students are losing their visas because of their protesting is kind of wild and misleading. They are breaking and entering, they are attacking other students and law enforcement, they’re inciting violence and they are disturbing other students from getting their education. And my personal opinion, if you want to exercise your first amendment and bash the United States who I’m sure half get financial aid or some sort of support from our US government, then go ahead and do it in your own country on your own countries dime. If I was paying that much money for college I wouldn’t want to have to surround myself with people that hate the US and have teachers and staff baby these people on visas.

Sarah Rodriguez

More orthodox stuff!!

jacob IN ALL CAPS

What episode has the lightening story??

Jaimes Trevino

Catholic church wouldn't let me take communion unless I was also Catholic. This is when I was 15 I never been to a Catholic church since then.

Joseph Johnson

Ah this is why I'm behind doesn't say 139 1/2

Joseph Johnson

Because English lol -dge is used for the "j" sound when it is a one syllable word with a short vowel sound.

Brittany Coleman

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/05/us/trump-alcatraz-prison-history-hnk

Jobeens

Agreed!

Anne Patterson

This deep dive conversation is great, guys.

Jay Richmond

Digging this episode so much. Don’t ever apologize for the theology deep dives!

Jessie Hale

Oh Corey yes the mandolin slicer has claimed many of my family with its sharp blade

Mya James

People here illegally or on a visa of some kind do not enjoy the same privileges as U.S. citizens because they're not citizens. If someone violates the terms of their student visa, the visa is invalid.

Jay Richmond

You gotta check on the conspiracy that the Alcatraz escapees were also the Apollo 11 crew. Kind of convincing.

Ronny Williams

I don’t think they were being in prisoned because they were saying stuff about Hamas but because they were insighting and encouraging violence against Israel and Jews on campus at colleges and schools

Mya James

The 50 shades of gray thing I mean

Mya James

Yeah, Andy, really really weird the church of me and my family used to go to about 18 years ago too It was so bizarre and weird We stopped going to that church a year later it went down hill really fast after that

Mya James

Roots of Orthodoxy is another great YouTube channel for Orthodox education! :)

Sierra

Tomorrow right? The half episode drops on Friday here on Patreon. Only the main episode is dropped early for us

Anne Patterson

1/2 #140 ?

Danielle Finlay

LEEETS GOOO GLORIA!!! WOO HOOOOOOO

Frazer

As soon as josh said his dad was cold and he had a tarp layed out, i knew he was gonna be laying on it before the story ended

kalind parkhurst

Yeah if people think they've seen horrible stories about being in prison in America, they have no idea. This place is not letting drug cartels come in and pay millions to get their guys out, they'll just set up the meet and kill them too. He's tired of his fellow citizens being terrorized by these people taking pure advantage of everything they can, and now the world is all tore up that someone is actually doing something. I hate that there are no doubt innocent people that have been caught up because of some friends they had in the past, but what can you do. I mean I certainly cannot go to El Salvador and get him from the prison. SO, I'm just going to pray for EVERYBODY and let God sort it out. I mean idk about everybody else in here, but I've got some pretty serious (to me) issues. I cannot spend my time worrying about this,.... I mean I've been going on conspiracies since 2008. It takes a toll eventually, and you have to listen to The Lord and let him handle it. Evil has already lost the battle, that's why it's the way it is now. They're doing all they can to corrupt humans and offend God as much as possible before the day comes. God Bless Everybody.

Ezekeil'90

You cannot charge a country with "war crimes" when there is no war going on and the Geneva Convention has nothing to do with this at all. IF these people were convicted to death in El Salvador, they will execute them. That's how it goes, we do it in America everyday.

Ezekeil'90

Where is the new half episode for patreon

I am Jayfill

Thoughts on the church stuff: There are a lot of Catholic traditions that aren’t in the Bible. Ditto for the Orthodox Church. (They don’t have pews in the Orthodox Church in my area—the parishioners stand the whole time believing the discomfort makes them more like God, while in the New Testament church they met in homes and sat at tables and had love feasts to celebrate the victory of the resurrection. God was good with a lot of things the first century church did, and he was very NOT okay with some of the things they did. The same holds true today; the things that fall in those categories are different. There’s a rising of Christian devotion in America, which I love to see. I was raised and lived as an active Mormon until i was 36. Now I’m a charismatic Pentecostal. (All the gifts are for today, plus women can wear pants and preach.)

Annalea Eastley

There are multiple prison events that could lead to mass death. Prisoner revolt is one. Prison gangs fighting each other is another. A sudden influx of gangsters and terrorists from the US would seriously disrupt the established order in the prison, and some kind of majorly bloody conflict inside the prison would seem likely. Also: many of the prisoners are convicted murderers. It’s possible that El Salvador (amd/or the prison) has strict penalties for violence committed by prisoners who are convicted murderers. They could also have had an outbreak of some kind of disease, like a mini epidemic.

Annalea Eastley

just wanted to let you know… Today is the day I finished the bet with my husband where I caught up on all the YouTube episodes from episode 1 to 139. He said if I could do that THEN I could have patreon. I just subscribed to the no dad deal which is cool because that’s basically my subscription from birth. Shout out to all those who don’t have a dad. Anyway, I’m proud to announce this is my first dolphins are aliens episode and I’m so stoked to be apart of patreon finally. P.s we made the bet in October so I consumed several years of creative genius in six months. I deserve this lol. I love yall so much.

Sassquatch

What if the dinosaurs died cause someone or thing cut down the giant trees that acted as the oxygen for them to breath. Ask gpt about the giant trees. Super rabbit hole

NewEnglandah

Josh I share your feelings about never really knowing your dad (Andy really knows lol) but mine passed away 2 years ago, and the only advice I can give you is to TAKE THE TIME, to find out.

Patrick Edge

Andy’s stripper joke had me DYING 🤣🤣

Guthikz

i'm a .50 mm pick guy myself

Cliff

I see Andy is messing with andrews dunlop tortex .73 mm pick

Cliff

I have friends who do a strip club ministry in Indianapolis and it's incredible the impact they're able to have.

Cali Rockwell

If you’re a follower of Christ and you have done your communion, what if you don’t feel like you deserve to be up there receiving communion? Sometimes when I don’t go to church for a while I do t go up because I do t feel like I’m worthy or I deserve it. What do you guys think about that?

Jason Torres

I love the theological talk, please do more of this. I've been nondenominational/Berean for a few years and I completely understand the frustrations of the modern church. I would love more deep dives from all of y'all on theology. Thanks for everything! Love the pod

Alex Forbus

That's how I've always seeing my life "going on a walkabout "

WAX TERPANTINO

I miss Bawls Aldrin.

Dead Red

High key put your guy’s pod on to fall asleep to, but then have to rewatch them because I was asleep 😂😭

Crusader

9-0 ruling by the Supreme Court was in favor of the Trump administration against the district judge that ordered the return of the illegal immigrant was not within the judge's jurisdiction to rule against the Executive branch immigration policies. Not that the Trump administration has to return the person to America. The man was found in two different immigration courts, one being an appellate court, that he was a MS13 member. Plus the reason why he was called a terrorist by the El Salvadorian president was because the Trump Administration designated the cartels, MS-13, and other Central American gangs as terrorist organizations. Which immediately revokes anybody's ability to claim Asylum or any other immigration status in our country. I also have heard that the guy was a snitch on his own gang is why he was worried about going back to El Salvador. If you actually listen to the whole press conference in the Oval Office with the El Salvadorian president with Trump and the other members of his cabinet you would have heard the whole story about why this guy was removed from our country and why he will never be coming back.

Jonathan Geiger

Nvm I’m new to da patreon 😂🤣🤦🏻‍♀️💀

Rylee Grizzell

Did I miss the part where they actually talked about Dolphins being aliens ? 😭😅🐬❤️👽

Rylee Grizzell

Are you guys going to go watch the movie Sinners?

Vanessa Ramirez

Is that Andrew on the cover of a Vogue?? (In the background behind Andy)... Obviously it's not a real Vogue.. But still. Awesome.

EmC

One thing that has always off put me about the Orthodox and Catholic Church is the iconography they practice. Icons feel all wrong to me. 🤷‍♂️

Justin Tryling

I would suggest reading The Thrill of Orthodoxy by Trevin Wax! Super great book getting your mind back to the orthodox creeds and early church confessions!

Justin Tryling

We still need a "Dolphins are Aliens" Patreon only gear!

Shamilygoes

18:20 transmission fluid ??

tNott

My mind is blown… Andy actually has a real dad?

Jordyn Neal

Cory, my compliment brother. Is that you 'don't look like the kinda guy to close the refrigerator door with his hip' PS... why is there a d in fridge. But not in refrigerator??

Analogy

Andrew hates getting hung up on hie nail, but shows the craziest reels

Analogy

YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO!!!CHRIST IS KING PERIOD AND HES COMING BACK!! CANT WAIT!!!!! ALSO THAT GUY WAS DEFINITELY FOUND TO BE MS13 AND HAS A MURDER RAP SHEET.

William maria

HAPPY PATREON DAA FRIDAY!!!! I love you guys!! Have a great weekend! God bless y’all! First full album release!!!! https://open.spotify.com/album/7zonjV4nVy0BLSCbuwQbuk?si=h0Z40m8pS16z_bHrvM9oRg

Brent Campbell

I feel compelled to comment about the Eastern Othodoxy stuff. Just be careful, because Catholics and the Eastern Orthodox hold tradition and Scripture on the same level, which inevitably causes tradition to supersede Scripture. This means that they can add all kinds of dogma that’s not Scriptural. Their traditions are NOT biblical, don’t be deceived. I agree that the modern church is ridiculous, but to swing the other way into religions that don’t hold Scupture alone as the ultimate authority is also not a good move. You need to check out the Reformed tradition because the Reformation was an attempt to bring the Church back to the doctrines of Scripture without the clutter of all the Catholic and EOC stuff. Don’t be fooled by the “reverence” of those religions, for even reverent people can be theologically wrong. Seriously, check out the Reformers and the Puritans. They were all about worshipping God as He desires to be worshipped. All I’m saying is there’s a third option, and the Reformed tradition is the most God-honoring one.

Jeremy Swartz

I grew up and am still a part of the church of Christ tradition, and I feel like in the past few years I’ve seen a lot of people from that tradition (young men specifically) convert to the Orthodox Church. I think they both have a parallel reverence for keeping the practices of the early church, and when people explore the Orthodox faith they come to discover that it upholds a lot of historical ties and unchanging practices that the church of Christ expressly wants to replicate. It seems like the church of Christ and the Orthodox faith have aligned values that make perfect sense for the cross over.

Curry

YOU NEED TO Read ABOUT THE Orthodox Easter on Video (An Eastern Orthodox perspective On Early Church History????

Marvin King

I do love the reverence of catholic and earth orthodox, but something that bugs me is when these believers try and tell others that these ceremonies are what saves us, when it was the sacrifice of Jesus that saved us. They say is Jesus AND baptism, it’s Jesus AND communion, it’s Jesus AND after church brunch (I’ve been told that the stale donuts is part of salvation before) We should do the ceremonies and go to church to grow our relationship with God, but we need to remember that Christ is above it all.

maggie olson

I love this Podcast

Michael Hernandez

I also heard…The wife of the prisoner also said she wouldn’t say if she was scared of him or not as long as he is still alive

Paige Malone

Cory says "mandolin" and "slice" and I immediately know where this is going 🫣😬

Emily Jane

I love when y'all have convos like this. the best!

Sybyl Smith

You guys are spreading misinformation about the MS13 guy. Two different courts found him to be MS13 and assoc. with human trafficker. Stop watching the news... they hate you and America. Food for thought Christians: You cannot be in MS13 unless you've murdered someone in front of your MS13 bros. The Bible calls for the death penalty for murder. The color could be cattle harvested to feed the prison pop. Stop being foolish. People on immigrant Visas must be good guests. Throw every one out who does violence or promotes the overthrow of America. We must be about actual Law & Order or the country is finished. Neither Roman Cath. nor Eastern Orthodoxy go back to the Apostles. That is what they claim. We know that Rome's dominance of the European church did NOT begin before Nicaea. Their traditions are not biblical. EO is about Mary and icons. Rome is about Mary first and they withhold the actual Justification of Christ by re-sacrificing Jesus. You are not contrasting EO with the Bible, you're reading an EO sales manual. Read your bible, give up the Netflix.

Eric JM Jensen

Blink twice if someone from the government is pressing you to give left-leaning perspectives.

Ashrook

Love conversations like these

Mitchell Moody

"Dolphins are Aliens" reminds me of the beggining of "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

Hali

TGIDAA Fri-yay! You guys are the best. Toodles.

Kenzie Spellman

I was the same way before joining the Catholic Church. But I always had a hard time prior in thinking that Hod hears all our prayers, etc. it made more sense to me that the saints intercede our prayers. That helped me anyway. Good luck to you! 🥰

Kenzie Spellman

I think you’ll enjoy RCIA. Even if you don’t join Catholicism, it’s still a great place to learn about our religion! I’m a transplant Catholic and loved it. ☺️

Kenzie Spellman

Same. They’re always so close to talking about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but they just don’t dig into the theology or history.

Jacob

My cousin recently became Orthodox Christian. I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints but also find the Orthodox Church fascinating and love seeing the similarities between my beliefs and the Orthodox teachings.

Amy Cox

I know y’all don’t always have your facts straight but the illegal from Maryland is MS13 there’s court records showing it. He also beat his wife and has multiple DV cases. Read her court statement about how violent he is and the horrifying videos she has of him. Then compare it to the pre-written statement she’s being paid to read by Legacy media. She’s glad he’s gone! She’s making tons of money. The left has one photo of the guy smiling and suddenly he’s the angelic martyr of the left. It might be good to do more research before jumping on the Associated Press’ train of propaganda and lies. Just saying. Still love you! Haha

Chetty Rickerson

Cory is a man

Julia Shields

i like turtles

Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity

Regarding the illegal alien that was deported, he is from MS-13. Look at any photos of his hands. He has MS-13 on his knuckles. He wear bulls hats in every photo and that's one of their tell tale signs. His wife signs her i's with a crowns for the dot so she's involved in someway too. He's not dead he had an interview with the congressman who went to there to see him and beg for his release.

Räéliän

1. Hamas IS a terrorist organization (Palestinians are the people Hamas is a malitia type group that includes extremist Palestinians) 2. Freedom of speech (and all of our other constitutional rights) only apply to citizens of the USA 3. This is an ancient religious war that Americans have no business having an opinion on and really should be staying TF out of it. I also don't think there should be talk of it on college campuses, young adults are so impressionable and it's actually created a ton of new age anti semitism which is pretty scary in and of itself. It's a bit extreme to put them in jail but honestly it's concerning to see how many of the younger generations don't understand that they're being tricked into believing Hamas is a "people" rather than the small sect of Palestinians (aka the actual people of the region)

Mandy

I grew up lutheran. I think what really matters is the heart of the church and the person. 1 Corinthians 13:1 really can come into play when you get to into traditional churches where people are just going along with responsive readings and traditions rather than actually using it for worship.

KJGrevi

Yeah none of that is true.

McKenna Lineback

I’m so happy for Josh’s journey through orthodoxy and the early church! So many of us in our age group are searching for tradition and spirituality. I’m looking into Catholicism and I think I’m going to sign up for RCIA classes. The Protestant church doesn’t fulfill a lot of us anymore.

McKenna Lineback

WAIT, give me a timeline. Did you make the patreon episode where you were talking about the catholic church. then, shut off the cameras and see that the pope was dead? Thats some wild synchronicity stuff if so!

Ethan Nicholson

I respect a lot about Orthodoxy, read a fair amount of writings from Orthodox saints, and understand the frustration with modern Christianity however there are some issues with the Orthodox faith that ought to be considered: https://youtu.be/r8LFXW7hny8?si=rNI0j_m9SiuPwF9t

Sparks

So what if prisoners were fighting each other and it wasn’t the prison executing them??? But it’s sus to have that much bodies cooking in the sun with their blood on the concrete though….

BellaBesta93

Forgot to give Corey a comment, nice stache, bet a man beard would round out what the ladies love about you.

Charlie Rudinger

Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

It may be snide and jaded of me, but the saying “tradition is peer pressure from dead people” really hits when I see how some churches hold rites so sacred. I may be wrong, there’s always room for wrong. It seems as though there’s more sanctity in the actions than loving the Lord. Am I wrong?

Charlie Rudinger

Will there be a dolphins are aliens tshirt?

Bryan

I saw in an article that the El Salvadorian prison is the biggest prison by far in their area possibly bigger than any prison we have here in America. The man did have a green card he was sent there it showed a picture of them taking him in where they had shaved his head they even allowed tourists to take tours of this prison because they do not let any of the prisoners out they are in a cell 24 hours a day 7 days a week. They have refused to send this poor man back home

Tasha Mcclure

Im praying that is something else besides what it looks like in El Salvador but man it hard to not see a mountain of bodies and a stream of blood

Howard Edwards

So Cory isn’t married?!?

Toots

Cory, apparently you've got a following of young ladies that would love to take you home and cook you a dinner every night. Go find you one of them and yull never have to worry about killing yourself in the kitchen again.

Alex Bagley

I'm also on a journey with learning about Orthodoxy. My IG algo has been sending me different priests and like Josh said, I'm not really finding any theological points that I disagree with. I grew up Baptist my whole life and I too am getting fed up with the whole corporate aspect of the Western church. I really admire the reverence the Orthodox church shows and the traditions they hold. I started reading this book called The Orthodox Church: An Introduction to Eastern Orthodoxy by Timothy Ware and it's really fascinating.

Nathan Barbir

🐬👽 let’s gooooo! ❤️

Jenna Greulich

Cory is still tall

Todd Reed

🤣🤣🤣

Nicole Bidaoui

Cory is a rascal 😂

TooTallLaw

Wait.......so Andy DOES have a Dad. I took this "no dad deal" seriously!! Bruh. I vote $3 off for that sub. "Little-ly"...

Elizabeth Anne

Mom & Dad really tear up when they hear you talk like this Andy… We all really miss you, and Dads kept your two story bedroom the same since you left at 18! Mom put a bearded Andy mannequin in your bed, and I think the beard hairs might really be yours. Give Ma a call, would you please?

Phillip Christian

Look forward to this after the early release … the waiting tho …

David Reish

I think I have the same logic as Josh’s dad 🤣😂🤣

Drew

Cory is a sleeper intellectual lol. He’s so quiet and then comes out with some BANGERS of self reflection!!

Jayme Mcdonald

Also why do we call yeshua Jesus yet we call old testament yeshua Joshua?

KingHenry

KingHenry

I am a grown man that manages a ranch and does construction on the side….Heyyyyy patreeeonnnneeeeess is my favorite part about Friday morning😂 it sets the tone for the rest of the podcast. I love the Lord and I’m glad to finally have a good clean comedy show to listen to. I’ve been watching you guys since episode 1. I was finally able to get patreon about a month ago. Keep up the good work

Tyler McCurry

Ms13 doesn't sound like a gang it sounds like a medical condition...

City to sticks

Hey Josh, I grew up catholic but converted to a non-denominational church for years. Recently, I’ve noticed a lot of people converting back to catholicism, and I do miss the tradition of it. My only issue is praying to saints and the Virgin Mary, as well as having to confess your sins to a priest, for them to give you a specific amount of Hail Marys to pray for forgiveness. Please keep telling us your research. I am so interested in this!

Sabrina Guido

Since 2007 Hamas terrorists have shot over 11,000 rockets indiscriminately into civilian areas of Israel. Hamas are terrorists there's no questioning that.

FreeShmoe

The supreme Court ruled that if and only IF El Salvador decides to send him back, we (America) will pay for him to come back. They didn't rule that we have to bring him back. He is up to the El Salvadorian government discretion

FreeShmoe

🧙🏾‍♂️🧙🏾‍♂️🧙🏾‍♂️

Monkey.D.Sully

Love you Cory! Come back soon!

Susan Fontenot

I love u guys but I have to say I believe you are misinformed about our government. But I’m not here to judge just to have a good laugh. Love your info on the Pope and your Christian faith.

Susan Fontenot

Conspiracy theory: The MS 13 gang is said to be santanists. (Not a conspiracy theory) The prison in El Salvedor is actually a huge satanic facility that is performing ritualistic abuse.

EMO girl

Did you guys see the conspiracy theory around those three guys who escaped alcatraz?? The theory is that they are the apollo 11 "astronauts".

Jason Santiago

NINJAAAAAAS 👽🦋🛸🪐

EMO girl

Lessssss goooooo!

Nathan Voreis

The strip club ministry thing is actually really cool. We have a pastor that comes into our church every now and then who has a church across the street from a strip club in Syracuse about an hour and a half from us and that's the basis of his ministry as well.

Konrad Wojcikowski

Let’s go 🙌

Jesse B

Nice

G.B. Harold

FRIYAYYYY!!!

Bernie F.


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