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*EARLY ALERT* EP. 136 IS LIVE!

*EARLY ALERT* EP. 136 IS LIVE! *EARLY ALERT* EP. 136 IS LIVE!

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Hey can I get some love and a follow on twitch and TikTok @jahallk9

James Hall

I call dibs first

James Hall

Where do I get or see the discount codes? I never see them. Do they just auto generate at checkout?

James Hall

There are no words for how much I LOVE TODAYS SONG!!! "I'm a BOY and I like to spit!" 😂

Anne Patterson

Hef Daddy

God have Noah the wisdom to build the Ark, in Genesis 6.

Jobeens

Electrical storm

Sarah Ingram

Love this show!!!

jacob IN ALL CAPS

Purple thunder? There was a terrible outbreak of tornadoes and storms last week, across the country IDK. And when tornadoes hit transformers, they light up with flashes making the tornadoes look kind of dark blue. Hmmmm lol

Ashton Williamson

So I thought that if I bought the minimum package that I would get the extended version of the weekly episode… apparently the minimum package is for early access of the normal episode? And the extended version and 30 minute extra weekly episode are the same thing? So I would have to purchase the second package to have access to that? I’m so confused lol Update: I did upgrade my package. As much as I hate doing these type of subscriptions, you guys are worth supporting.

Catherine Rivers

What if purple thunder is civil war?! Red and blue makes what?!?!?

Larry Bradley

Oh my gosh that add 😂

Mya James

My mom said her parents and grandparents said kfc chicken meat was people And that was years ago

Mya James

Man the jet looks like a new version of the stealth bomber

Mya James

That’s so funny that they sited a nab YouTube clip for there article

Mya James

Where are your hands 😂

Mya James

I new about the Ben Franklin/John Adam’s thing from liberty kids And I always thought that was a strange thing to add in but I guess it actually happened lol

Mya James

Episode 136. "We're halfway there..." -Andy What could it mean?!??! haha

The Nautilus

Best ad yet!!

Austin Agee

If I put on my tinfoil hat and squint at "Purple Thunder" real hard---it could be a nod to the rise of the False Messiah. Purple is scripturally symbolic of royalty and authority like the wealthy man in Jesus' story in Luke 16:19 or when the Roman soldiers gave Jesus a false coronation by clothing Him in purple in Mark 15:17. The color purple is also linked to the Whore of Babylon in Revelation 17:4, signifying religious and political power. The "Thunder" could be Revelation 8:5 where the angel fills the censer with fire from the altar, casting it to earth and there were "peals of thunder, rumblings, flashes of lightning, and an earthquake". It wouldn't be much of a jump to say that the trumpets being blown at the opening of the seals are like thunder as well. They know He's coming and they know who is about to rise to power. *Cues X-Files Theme Song*

Ashrook

You know you're old when NAB is referring to Oliver North as some guy that sold arms to Iran when that was the biggest story of your youth and the reason you started to question the government narrative we are fed. [Insert melting face here]

Damaris Stevens

I feel the same way...what if those things ARE from God and the powers that be have tricked society into thinking it's level to keep us away from the divine. What if church is suppressing our connection instead of providing it

Mandy

You can just make a Sunday cool custom order ya know 😜 you'll have a shirt in 72 hours buddy

Mandy

I live next to boone hall plantation in Mt. P South Carolina. Always an eerie place.

J Glover

Is nobody worried we're going to let AI pilot the most advanced war machine in existence?

Kenneth Robinson

Testing 55515 at the gym today hahaha

KingHenry

Also.... Please create dolphins in ufos, or AI something that looks like dolphins as aliens please. I would buy the heck out of that shirt. Please make it in Black.

Decker

What is all the numbers have to be demonic? Why can't you guys explore other options? Even in your head. Every idea everything we are made of were made from the universe the stars. There might be something coming through that we interpret that we don't understand yet. There are numbers in the Bible every chapter correct? I'm not a scholar or anything like that. But there might be something ingrained with us, that might make pain go away.

Decker

Mount and dew me

KingHenry

Guys !!!! funniest ad ever!!!!

William maria

If you count both the flats and the rounds you actually get four wings per chicken 😜 the more ya know

Mandy

We got the F-47 before GTA 6💀

Randy Moore

Hahaha Soylent Green is people!

Mandy

Pur pur 🤣🤣🤣

Yvania Garcia

What color was Barney? …..PerPer 🤣 Oh Andy bro 🤣🤣🤣

Todd Maggiore

Per-Per rain, 🎶Per Per raaaiiiin🎶🤣

Todd Maggiore

“What am I looking at” … best quote ever!

David Reish

I was feeling pretty convinced with that jimmy neutron talk before Lily threw in that cloud mumbo jumbo

Elizabeth Anne

The gear thing reminds me of the Chinese fable about the chess board interesting art piece though 😅

Mandy

The image of Ben Franklin that public school painted verses the image I now have after I found out he was a member of the hellfire club, a 33 degree free mason… and I know THAT information makes it really creepy that he had all those human bones hidden in his basement. 👀😬🫣 knowing he was involved with the occult it would seem more plausible that the human remains were there for nefarious reasons. A LARGE number of our country’s founding fathers were free masons. One reason why we have so much pagan symbolism on our money and at the capitol. 😬

K Leigh

God Bless, everybody.

Ezekeil'90

Lily obsessed with Killian lmao. I'd bet money she doesn't even know his first scene in the Batman series. Love you guys, but once again please try and do some research and critical thinking/praying before being so gung ho about shawn ryan. He's a CIA op. lol. Literally the ONLY podcast they have that has gotten the attention of the group they were trying to infiltrate.

Ezekeil'90

You guys should do a flight of the concords cover haha

Mina Brantley

I had an interesting shower thought, it says a flaming sword pointing in all directions protects the gate of Eden. Visualize this. Would this not look like the sun? 🫨

Sam Lockwood

This is one of the best songs I’ve ever heard from you. I can relate to it so much. I love you guys!

Corey Perez

Lily literally, the past Saturday, got a flat tire as well… I was distracted with being disappointed that people would stand outside with a sign for the « Bloc Québécois » and not conservators 😂 but at least one of them was very kind and helped me change to my spare tire. I’m also happy that it happened now that I can change my winter tires to summer ones according to the law in Canada.

BellaBesta93

Guys yall have to google Mandi Sagal. She’s a country singer with some good music but more importantly, SHE’S LILIES DARK HAIRED TWIN!

Josh

Dude sergei has SEEN some stuff you see his eyes he is in perma shock

Jessica McNish

You get a target ID. There’s no significance to the number to the target. You write the target is down then do an initial sketch to open up. Then you draw what you see feel and hear and anything else you feel or see. You must be in a meditative state. Then when you think you have enough info. You close and compare your notes to the target given. 100% success rate of you do it correctly!

Phillip Christian

Or purple can just symbolize the time of day. So around night time or early twilight hours

Frazer

Purpler thunder, i feel the thunder is symbolizing an earthquake. Not sure what the purple is symbolizing, maybe somewhere royal, since purple is the color of royalty

Frazer

I know how to remote view! I have ChatGPT send me targets

Phillip Christian

The perfect con, sell a product where they say the gears spin so slow your eyes wont see it because it take billions of years to do one complete spin. Perfect.

Frazer

tanzanite is purple

tNott

"I feel like a lot of girls aren't good at spitting" 😂 you guys are just 6th grade dudes in grown up bodies 😂

Anne Patterson

Also, as pointed out by Dave Paulides (Missing 411), people of German descent or even just German surnames are a high percentage of missing persons that fit the missing 411 criteria.

TooTallLaw

Wow this is an elaborate April fools joke

Isaac Burbank

Purple might be something to do with the royals. 2 of them have cancer right now. William might become king without his queen.

Anisha Holden

They found a new Aurora borealis and its called steve

Kyle Bomstad

🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️🤣🤣

Aubrey Irizarry

Wahhoom 136 lets go can't wait to see what fun adventure's we go on today......

Lucky-Wolf 55

Hahaha guys don't look into the b12 in that monster energy cyanocobalamin wink wink

KingHenry

With 555 healing, you’re literally teaching witchcraft spells, you should be very careful, turn away and cling to Jesus. Focus on Jesus, not yourself.

Jobeens

you should check out the Lacerta files its very intresting.

Redbeard Facehead

Dude! Andrew’s toes are so long!! You’re right Lily! He could paint a portrait or knead bread or knit with those bad boys!!

Jobeens

Ahh what episode are the lyrics from the outro in?! It's driving me bonkers.

Sparks

Such as separating between Earth and Mars?

william brown

Purple the color of royalty!!

Jake vernon

I’m seriously so jealous of Josh’s hair….

Celena

Elon musk was brought in because he’s an alien 🤪

KJGrevi

55515 is in the Amazon in Brazil...

william brown

Hellogoodbye!

Niki

So my theory. The desert there was lower before. God moved the sand to cover the pyramids. The pyramids... Are the tower of babel. Eden is hypothesized to be between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers. That isn't too far away.

william brown

In our hospital code purple means a missing or abducted child. Brought to you by mt.dew

EMO girl

Lilly, guess who helped start KFC??? *whispers* the Mormons. Real talk. The first KFC is on state street in salt lake city Utah. KFC bought the recipie from the store chain called Harmons. Mormon owned store chain. New conspiracy unlocked

EMO girl

Fun fact. Oliver North claims to be a born again Christian. No judgement just odd to tout Christianity while still playing these international politics games he’s oh so infamous for

Nigel

Purple Thunder...Indigo Children.. Telepathy Tapes..making alot of noise😅🙏🏽

Kyle Reeves

lol ha ha love the song!!! Gotta put it as my 6th grade son’s ringtone!! lol 😆😝

Vanessa Hernandez

Purpur 🤣

Sparks

Regarding the projection stuff, you should read Dan Browns Lost Symbol. Also, I think that telepathy is the language of heaven and that when the tower of Babel happened, we could no longer communicate via telepathy. Nearly all NDE talk about telepathy. And the telepathy tapes! I worry that if and when we have brain links and can hear each other's thoughts that there will be another Babel/scattering.

Amy Cox

The F47 Owl! Willem Dafoe was the weak link of Nosferatu. He should have used an accent other than South Florida country.

Eric JM Jensen

Nothing new as it was in the days of Noah! God flooded the earth to destroy the robots!

City to sticks

Hellogoodbye- here in your arms

kalind parkhurst

I caught that too 👀

Michael Heckmann

Its dope they actually put "dolphins are aliens" on the front

kalind parkhurst

I was just asking if adem an eve had to go to the restroom in the garden or if pooping is part of the fall

City to sticks

Lol a raptor is a bird of prey 😂🤣 a falcon, hawk, eagle, or owl! That is a raptor! Lol the dinosaurs is a velociraptor not the same lol also the word dinosaurs was not invented until the 1800s so before the word dinosaur was made up they was called dragons so in history when someone say dragon they mean dinosaur

City to sticks

Awesome

Ricardo Ayon Jr

Yoooo!!!! Boys that groove was DIRTY and y'alls delivery was fabulous. Worth every dollar! This one is legit going to be on rotation!

Anne Patterson

Now regretting playing while kids are in car. Currently talking about the beauty of farts.

Sadie Broberg

My PEOPLE!!

Anne Patterson

"What's mine is urine." pffft... My dad says that crap. heh

EmC

Omg. Kids favorite song now. They're 6 and constantly spit thinking it's cool before hitting at baseball game

Sadie Broberg

That KFC commercial is very odd. Am I the only one who didn’t come here hereditary scary ? One of the most boring and climatic movies

Justin Croft

Are you guys really not doing the gaslight Lilly portion anymore? And saying “welcome to the show.”

Tania

PepsiCo previously owned KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.

Räéliän

So hype to be one of the first to watch, been HOOKED on NAB!

Boe Barti

Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

Tump- “Elon, we’ve gotta slash those budgets!” Elon- “one bedroom hotel it is sir.”

Jason Torres

I knew you would talk about the latest pyramid news soon 😏

Emily Jane

They asked a really interesting question on Dope Thief. "Why do UFOs only abduct White people?".

Räéliän

I loved the song! Love how Josh couldn’t decide what kind of speech impediment he has. Lol

Jason Torres

Hey guys, I love your show and have been a patreon supporter for a long time. I also left you those childrens books in the dock, Bedtime Stories: For a Princess, check out my new book! I think I figured out the Indus Valley Script mystery. Its free tomorrow for 5 days on amazon. Its called Seals of the Forgotten: Cracking the code of the Indus Valley.

Jason Santiago

Farts will forever be known as “evening winds” in my house 😂🤣😂

Drew

4:26…Wait… half way to what?

Brent Campbell

Ninjaaaaas🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩

EMO girl

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!

Drew

Happy to be here.

Sean Thomas

Yay!!

Celena

Yayayayaya

Toots

HAPPY TUESDAY PATREON NAB FAM!!! SHINE ON!!!

Brent Campbell

You guys are fast

Andrew fallin

Lessss gooooo!!!

Nathan Voreis

Yall late 👀😘

Cody Kleshick

LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!

Brent Campbell

Yes!!!!!

Cody Kleshick

Just what I needed

Raymond walker


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