OMAKE – NON-CANONICAL: My little human (1).

POV: Devas Asura "Stark, tell me why the hell the craters on the moon are shaped like a unicorn." My voice didn't hide the threat behind it

POV: Devas Asura

"Stark, tell me why the hell the craters on the moon are shaped like a unicorn." My voice didn't hide the threat behind it. Where the hell did I end up?!

Was that a damn unicorn on the moon?

I pulled Stark into an isolated (CHAT) to read his messages more easily.

[(MOD)GeniusBillionairePlayboy]: It's not a dangerous world... partially. I'm researching about it right now; I'll let it be a surprise, just... don't kill anyone, especially not the princess; she's innocent. (Amused Iron Man emote).

"What do you mean don't kill anyone? Princess? What the hell princess?"

Stark decided to stay silent, the same with the rest of the (CHAT), as those who knew about this world were unable to talk about it.

What kind of place was this to have such a mystery? Did they want to see my reaction to the people of this place? Was there something here that was so impressive?

Without more answers, I resumed walking.

No matter how many of these weird wooden wolves I found, they all ran away from me like the devil ran from the cross.

The same thing happened when I found what I could only guess was a damn manticore.

The creature seemed apprehensive, as if running away from something. When it saw me, the manticore literally lost color, becoming pale, before running away.

Was everything here damn cowardly?

I didn't even bother chasing the manticore since, as much as I wanted to see how Sun Breathing would fare in a real battle, I wasn't going to hunt something that literally almost crapped itself just by seeing me.

If the manticore had tried to attack me, that would have been fine, but it didn't even attempt that.

I walked randomly for about four hours, picking some plants and seeing some animals before they ran away. This continued until the damn sun and moon decided to literally work WRONG!

The moon was in the sky without moving, something I had noticed some time ago. When it was six in the morning, it was as if it had decided to go home to sleep, running all the way to the horizon, giving way to the damn sun!

"Isn't this dangerous?" I almost shouted.

Damn, how hadn't this planet been torn apart by gravity? How was this damn thing still in orbit?!

[(MOD)GeniusBillionairePlayboy]: Well... frankly, I thought this was something from the cartoon; seeing it in real life is damn strange. I won't claim it's not dangerous; it shouldn't be, but be careful.

Even Stark, who was laughing his ass off every time an animal ran away from me, seemed apprehensive.

MAGNIFICENT!

Still, I trusted that as misled as Stark might be, he wouldn't throw me to death, nor would the stream, by the way. If it said this world was safe, I believed it.

Not that I wouldn't stay alert, especially since the damn sun was a marathon runner!

Forget physics, apparently: "Is it six in the morning? It's my time to go to work."

It wasn't supposed to work like this, damn it!

Interestingly, after a few minutes, I found a dirt road. I was tempted to take the Humvee and drive to it, but I thought it would be better not to.

I didn't know the technological level of this planet; showing up with a huge war machine didn't seem like a good idea.

Still, I followed the road for some time before stopping, or rather, being stopped.

The first thing I noticed was the four yellow dots coming towards me on the minimap at a high speed.

When I looked in their direction, I didn't see anything. I only found those points when I looked up and saw a golden carriage pulled by two pegasus in medieval guard armor.

I had to restrain myself from pulling out my armor and Houtengeki.

I didn't know who was in that carriage, but I didn't want to jump to conclusions. Still, I remained prepared in case something happened.

Golden carriages pulled by magical horses were usually related to unpleasant beings, like gods, demigods, and such.

I didn't sense any divinity coming from that carriage, which was good, but I didn't let my guard down.

It was only when the carriage got closer that I realized the pegasi pulling it were TINY AS HELL.

Seriously, when they landed on the ground, it was even more apparent. They were mini horses; they shouldn't have been more than a meter and a half tall.

Ponies! Damn pegasus ponies!

Had I ended up in some cartoon or something? A damn children's show?

To my joy, or rather, disbelief, the one who descended from the carriage was another mini horse, a purple one with a horn.

A freaking unicorn that had a ton of magic in it. I would have been almost apprehensive if this unicorn hadn't been literally the cutest thing I had ever seen in my life, maybe losing the spot to Millia.

The purple unicorn was even smaller than the guards, probably about one meter twenty tall, with large lilac eyes that looked at me with absurd curiosity.

The unicorn, by the way, seemed ecstatic with my response.

"You talk!" the unicorn exclaimed before blushing, realizing she had shouted, lifting her front right leg and coughing into her hoof...

Horse legs shouldn't move like that; what the hell kind of joints were these?!

"Sorry, I... I was surprised. I've never seen anything like you before. I asked the guards to stop when I noticed you walking on the road."

The unicorn spoke, still slightly embarrassed. "Nice to meet you; I'm Twilight Sparkle, apprentice to Princess Celestia." She, as she had a feminine name, inclined herself in a slight bow.

Strange name... Not ugly, but odd. Did this world have the same thing as Ruby's world? "Hey! How about it. Let's name our children with names of colors, random objects, and names of sky phenomena?"

At the same time, Stark sent a message in the (CHAT), many people sent messages, actually, almost all with the same information.

[(MOD)GeniusBillionairePlayboy]: She's a Pony, not a horse, it might be offensive to call her a horse, I'm looking here on Google. And... avoid smiling; showing your canines might not be a good idea. (Iron Man emote researching on Google).

Ponies... Okay. They were herbivorous animals, right? Showing that I had canines, that I ate meat, didn't seem like a good idea.

"If it's not rude, may I ask what you are?" She asked, practically leaking liquid curiosity while looking at me as if I were something mythical.

Woman, horse, pony, damn it! You're the mythical being here!

Now... how do I answer? Was she some kind of royalty? She said she was an apprentice to a princess, Celestia, and was accompanied by guards and a damn golden carriage.

While I thought, the other two ponies fell silent, observing the interaction, the same with the mini-dragon, who seemed scared of me but not as much as the other animals.

Thinking about it, why were these ponies calm when the other animals weren't?

I coughed slightly into my hand, dispersing these thoughts before deciding to respond normally.

If she got offended just by that, things wouldn't go far anyway.

"Devas, my name is Devas, nice to meet you, Twilight Sparkle." I tried to be friendly and smiled without showing my teeth, following Stark's warning. "To answer your question, I am human." I made a slight bow as she did.

Seeing my polite introduction, the guards seemed to visibly relax, the same with the mini-dragon, when Twilight...

"Eep!" She seemed to be physically restraining herself from jumping on me and bombarding me with thousands of questions.

Again. Where the hell did I end up?!