You finally find the courage to talk to your hot babe of a crush (she's older than you, but you have mommy issues so that's not a surprise)
She "finds you adorable" (like a little brother...?) and accepts to date you (what?!)
She takes your virginity (yaaay!) and doesn't judge you for having a tiny lil' pecker (is she the one?)
You spend the next few weeks wondering where is the catch.
You find the catch...