
Welcome to 2026: this shit sucks! We kick things off with a riff that’s for the old-school frotters; Matt has to interrupt us to inform us that we are inadvertently repeating a bit from nine years ago. Listen man, you try keeping this show fresh for a decade and a half! A Jew dressed in a gorilla suit to hide from Nazis is GOLD I tell ya!! At least we’re not talking about Olivia Nuzzi anymore.
In this week’s How Are They This Bad At Their Jobs segment, Democrat Richie Torres introduces legislation that would require ICE agents to display a QR code that you can scan to get their information, so you can make a report with your new phone that you have to buy after they steal yours and sell it. This is a great idea, there really should be legislation that any law enforcement officer is required to display some type of insignia (or badge, maybe?) in order to detain someone, and surely if this were to pass, ICE would follow this law to the letter so as to avoid future negative consequences. You think these guys want a strongly worded letter from Chuck “Damp Underpants” Schumer???
Speaking of Democrats, our old pal mayor Eric Adams is back, and he comes bearing the gift of worthless digital currency. Is there a rug pull involved in all this? You bet. Is the kicker on this whole thing that buyers were defrauded of their money by a coin that according to Adams, is for fighting antisemitism? Who can truly say?
Finally, why don’t you have a seat? Put your clothes back on and give me the puppy. Set down the Zima. Remove the Xbox controller from your crotch. We’re talking Predators, the documentary about the infamous show To Catch A Predator. Our verdict: dumb guys LOVE the letter X. Solid B+ of a doc.
Read Vince’s interview with David Osit, the director of Predators, here. See you next week unless we get murdered by ICE!
Greg Stelmach
2026-01-16 07:26:03 +0000 UTC