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[M4F] Make Your Ex Jealous [Friends To Lovers] [Fake Dating] [Jealousy] [Banter] [Blindfold] [Masturbation] [Exhibitionism] [Don't Hold The Moan] [Dirty Talk] [Sweet Talk] [Doggy] [Missionary] [Creampie] [Mdom] [Switchy]

SUMMARY.

When your roommate finally shows a pic of the guy she's been dating, you're horrified to see that it's your college ex-boyfriend. Even worse, he's going to be staying with you. You need to make it clear that you've moved on. The problem? You're still single as ever. To successfully fake it, you'll have to convince your roommate and that’s where your best friend comes in. 

“Okay. I'll do it. I'll be your fake...whatever."

VA - Mr. Robinson

This script was written by Sickkophantic. You can find more of their writing on their Reddit profile HERE.

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[M4F] Make Your Ex Jealous [Friends To Lovers] [Fake Dating] [Jealousy] [Banter] [Blindfold] [Masturbation] [Exhibitionism] [Don't Hold The Moan] [Dirty Talk] [Sweet Talk] [Doggy] [Missionary] [Creampie] [Mdom] [Switchy]
[M4F] Make Your Ex Jealous [Friends To Lovers] [Fake Dating] [Jealousy] [Banter] [Blindfold] [Masturbation] [Exhibitionism] [Don't Hold The Moan] [Dirty Talk] [Sweet Talk] [Doggy] [Missionary] [Creampie] [Mdom] [Switchy] [M4F] Make Your Ex Jealous [Friends To Lovers] [Fake Dating] [Jealousy] [Banter] [Blindfold] [Masturbation] [Exhibitionism] [Don't Hold The Moan] [Dirty Talk] [Sweet Talk] [Doggy] [Missionary] [Creampie] [Mdom] [Switchy]

Comments

That was fucking delicious🤤♥️

AllyKat😻🫦

Came back for the repeated “good girl”s 🫠 Also kinda wanna have another fake dating audio. What do we think?

ajm.anonymus

This makes me wish for more "telling Mr. Robinson to strip" in more audios 🫠

T.Artemis

Where can I get a best friend like him? Someone send me the shopping link plz🤤

orli

Also can please please get an Irish VA?!

Shavonne Belford

Hahaha...Again🙂 [I say for the 13th time as I slide my earbuds on]

Kizø

god I love when they say please

Ryth

we need part 2!!!!

nana wolf

Hot hot hottttttt. I love funny and flirty Robinson Definitely the friend you want to spank then bang like a barn door.

Duckie

Same girl! Sexy cheeky TJ!

Duckie

He’s my favorite character 🤭 I want more of him!!

Cynner

Petition for this as a sole Robinson tag

Kizø

SOMEONE ELSE THINKS ABOUT TJ AS MUCH AS MEE

Kizø

Me, too! I was so confused! 🤣

JennyJ

This one is giving TJ 😂

Cynner

Fiest time I listened I thought he said "you know I love meth"......... I have no idea why and I was so relieved when I realised it was mess 😆

Viki Schofield

That was, absolutely out of thisworld

Angelic_Onyx

Ahhhhhhhhhahahahaaaaa I love his dirty talk!!!! It just THRILLS me!!!!!

Nala Sky'

1000% Yes.

Nala Sky'

So...overall I liked it but it thought it was rushed aswell. This was the first time BKS has done the fake dating trope so I would have preferred they take their time with it. I love this trope in books so maybe my standards are abit on the higher side. Having said this.... I still love Robinson in the friends to lovers trope and him being slightly subby was really hot hehe. And I just wanted to cuddle him in bed for the rest of the night. Much love 💜

LuckyPenguin

We need them to get into a friends with benefits situationship at first and after some time it grows into a real relationship

Ivyy

I have never cum so hard, so many times! 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦

Rebecca Caudill

tooooo true 😳😳🫠✨

T.

Yep....!! That has Robinson's effect written all over It 😂😂😂 Damn.... that man and his wicked voice are killers, whatever he does... 🫠🔥

Ariadne

and the spicy stuff hadn’t even STARTED yet😂😂

T.

hahah thanks for the sympathy 😂😭🫠🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 jeeez… this shit is POWERFUL

T.

萝卜哥 你听起来 真的好适合从朋友到嘿嘿嘿😼

听不到你的笑我怎么睡得着

Your comment cracks me every single time Nana 😂😂😂

Ariadne

That happened to me as well T. 😂😂😂 I feel you!!!

Ariadne

Oh Flower...! Damn, that's bold sweetie....!!! But I get It... You just wrap yourself in a bubble while listening to him!!!! It's impossibile if you need to focus!!!

Ariadne

Wow!!!!

🌹

And the best-comment-of-the-year award goes to…😂

Lotusflower 🤍✨

Omg that hit the spot. Twice. Robinson is such a good actor and I’m quite happy to carry on pretend dating my imaginary version of him. Whatever BKS pay him to play make believe with us it’s not enough! 🥵🤯

Lyn Whiting

Love the idea but I’m going to struggle to drive if I’m constantly cumming. 😂

Lyn Whiting

I tried listening to Robinson at work - not happening again 😅 he can’t be involved with anything that requires concentration…way too distracting 🫦

Lotusflower 🤍✨

I hear you. That's why I can't listen at the gym either. 🤣

K H

okay i’m listening to this again, but i’m 10 minutes in and i need to stop… people at the supermarket keep looking at my stupid big-ass grin and i keep forgetting what i need to buy

T.

ths script is god tier

satogeto

YES.WE.FUCKING.DO !!!

Kizø

Loving the idea, not so fond of the execution. The whole blindfolding and masturbation thing seemed kinda weird to me. Not arguing about the results tho lol

CrazeeCozee

I will fake date you, Mr. Robinson, every time 🥰

👑Ana D. 😉

FUCK YEAH!!! 😆!

Kittenpie

Because he is the GOAT 💕✨

Lotusflower 🤍✨

Especially when he giggles. Or when he gets nervous and awkward, but then does a total 180 and suddenly flips on the dom switch. Holy FUCK. And I melt and gush when he cries. Why does it make me wet when he cries? 😂And why does he even sound so fucking hot when he’s stuffy and congested on a sick day? WHY AM I AROUSED BY HIS LITTLE SNORTS WHEN HE LAUGHS A CERTAIN WAY? I swear he’s the only man I know of whose voice can literally do NO WRONG. 🫣🤒

Kittenpie

WE.NEED.MORE.FAKE.DATING !!!

V

😂😂😂😂

Ariadne

This was AMAZING

Desi

😂😂😂😂

Sanita

Yyyep 🙄.... The "audios" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ariadne

A million downloads in the first hour....

Ariadne

😂

Lotusflower 🤍✨

him saying "we should kiss again" made me chuckle but then he said "you're supposed to wanna fuck me im your boyfriend" oh good lord

satogeto

“ You know I love mess”😂 don’t we all

O

Meanwhile after finishing an audio * - Hey god remember me? It’s me again

Nana =^.^=

my exact thought

Isabel

Could we get Mr. Robinson as our GPS navigator? https://www.facebook.com/share/r/14TeHUqytS/?mibextid=UalRPS

🌹Petal💘

Robinson girlie

Random_girl_here

😭

Random_girl_here

Listening to this Man moan is like listening to the most perfect symphony. He is utter sheer euphoria in your ears….

Lara Van Wolfe

The voice changes since 9:50 is way too hot 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

GretaMStar

Ugh Mr. Robinson 🥴🤤

Madam Ducktress

Down to gossip AND down to fuck - couldn't imagine a more perfect "boyfriend/bestie" 😌🥰

Meadow

Ok, one more time! 😌😌🥵😇

Nika

Oh my heart. I listened to this one twice…back-to-back. First audio ever to get me to do that

speshulone

This is the vibe I was looking for 💖💖💖

Jasmine sanfi

Yes!! Second this! Amazing pacing, like… just real👌🏻

T.

HOLY SHIT. Writing and acting executed to absolute perfection. DAMN. This is another level entirely, Robinson. Jeez…

T.

The sexiest thing about Robinson is him being down to gossip with us

Montse

That part made me giggle

Shavonne Belford

Nice, love it like always

Gaelle D

STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN

Sloane

Robinson is *chefs kiss 🤌 perfection.

VegasSin

SAME 💯

VegasSin

没有你我怎么活😭😭

全世界的蟑螂都滚

演的好好 呜呜呜 萝卜哥你怎么演技这么牛😭😭

全世界的蟑螂都滚

So friends to lovers trope is Robinson and Adam ‘s turf isn’t it

AnnnnA

[switchy] will take me out

baby

Of course the " audios " 😂😂😂❤️

Sanita

And also how to turn the promise of the seduction into a hot reality... Well, I mean, in the audios 😂

Ariadne

Ohhhhh 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Just Harmony

sassy OC ftw

mysteryL '08

I love Mr Robinson! Not my favorite plot though. Sorry just not my taste.

Becky Sparkman

I know!!! This man knows how to seduce 😮‍💨🥵❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sanita

Damn that is so cute and hot same time. Bravo Mr.Robinson 🤭🥰🤤❤️‍🔥

Sanna Lähdetsalo

Oh my, Sikkophantic did such a great job!! 32 minutes of perfection!!!!

Ariadne

Ready, set.... Go!!! Oh Daddy Robinson.... "Let's put on a good show... wanna make sure She can hear us?? Get on all fours..." That.... Was....Delicious...!!!🥵😵. What more could a girl want??

Ariadne

Yayyyyyyy!!!!!

Ariadne

This was adorable and hot 🥵🥺

Sara

Mr. Robinson just keeps getting better and better with each audio. I'm always in awe of how well he acts and how he gives his voice the tiniest inflictions to fit the character he's given. I don't know about other listeners, but I think this ability to give subtle unique vocal ticks to his roles is one of the many things about Mr. Robinson that make him my favorite mister. This script from Sikkophantic was amazing, I enjoyed everything about it! I wouldn't be opposed to hearing more from them. Thank you Team BKS for another wonderful audio, it really made my day ✨💜

Dan

😂 I relate to this comment 1000% 😂

Kittenpie

Petition to have [Condom Removal] become a (regular) tag because that was insanely hot 🔥 Please, and thank you 🫦

Lotusflower 🤍✨

🥵🫠🤭💓💓💓

Tamera Burke

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Apparently Mr. Robinson 🤭😏

Nellbelle

Friends to lovers trope has my heart forever

Bubbly 🫧

Sexy.😭

Celeste1121

Robinson plays the best friend so well but this one felt especially good - I think it was the banter and the creeping insta for us 👀

lunalien

Can’t wait to listen to this 🥲🥲

Jasmine sanfi

Switchy Robinson? Omg

Viki Schofield

you know... i just want to bury my face in his voice. is that possible?

yellowbricks

fake dating. perfect for the holiday season. lol

yellowbricks

i saw it too. wonder what happened :(

hayley

Breathe in betwwen sylobols is sooo funny I love spilling tea with Robinson

Kizø

It’s been a long time(for me personally) since I heard such realistic aftercare(the kiss part). 🥹👍🏻👍🏻

Eileen

He’s in a studio now with a sound engineer . I love the sound quality as well

Unknown

Has Mr. Robinson gotten new equipment? The kiss part feels so realistic, as if it’s right beside me.

Eileen

Robinson mann🔥🔥🔥🔥

ttaesara

"Tongue-bathing"

ElissaE

I could listen to Robinson ravishing his *friend* for 780 days straight and never tire of it. Mmmm.

Duckie

Yeah its back!

Yara

It's back!

Shaken Not Stirred

萝卜哥你又双叒在jealous了啊😋

BittyN

Robinson as the F2L scores another hit! I swear, I can never get enough of him or this type of scenario. This was also very well written. I loved the humor, especially during the setup at the beginning. Thanks to all involved! ❤️😩🥵🔥🥵😩❤️

Pam 701

Same

Fleur Pouvior

Same here and i have Android

Sanita

I'm android and it's happened to me too.

Shaken Not Stirred

Same!

Shaken Not Stirred

Fake dating holy shit

Trealop {Millie}

It just happened to me. I wonder if this is the Apple situation Rob was talking about?

Machelle Butts

Oh no 😭 gladly the collections are still there so that’s good

V

Am I the only one not seeing any of their posts on their account? Like I can only access the audios through their playlists and my notifications. When I go to their account it looks like all their posts got deleted or something? 😐

Yara

Same I thought I got kicked out of the Patreon this happened a few days ago I guess Patreon is down again 😭

Unknown

BTW I can’t wait to listen to it 🩷🩷 it reminds me a bit of “The love hypothesis”

V

Hey, question: someone is having trouble with Patreon? I don’t see any audios or publications

V

我操笑死

Gingo

咋办我觉得有点尴尬和搞笑萌萌的,

Gingo

Αυτό! ☝️

Shaken Not Stirred

I wanna fake not fake a relationship like this😜😜😜

Tam80

😩😩😩😩

Shayhonei

BKS is more than I could wish for, I'll never have another lover. Thanks 😍

Sue K

Wish a pt2 for this🥵

tsukiiiii

"I'll be your fake but I'll make sure you won't be able to fake it"😏

Olivia Rosenberg

Oooh i am lovin the story!!!! A friends to lovers fake dating trope!!!!! Just got home now!! So imma get nice and cozy serve me a shot of coconut cream rumchata and be prepared to have my ears, heart and emmmmm mmm mmmm deliciously tickled!!!!! Sisterwiiiiiveessss this man has summoned us and we asseeeeeembleeee!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ oooohhh Mr. Lover i am ready for you ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Doña Yayi

I need a best friend like this. actually, I need a Robinson.

Melody Addams

Oof Robinson switchy and F2L

Shavonne Belford

I only read the title and summary and I like this audio already🤤💖

Codie

AAAAA MY FAVORITE PLOT!! 💖

Amanda Santos Xavier

Sisterwives, assemble!!! The King of moans is here🫦❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sanita

Yes, yes.....1,000 times YES! Those whimpers! 🫠🤤

Shaken Not Stirred

My king♥️♥️ I know I’m gonna love this one, I’m a sucker for friends to lovers audio (I wish I have that too) or I pray it happens to me🥹😭 I just think having a friend or becoming besties with someone that ends up being the love of your life is a whole✨

🎀Bratzy🎀

BKS gods have blessed us on this sunday

gooner

I was just thinking about when the new Sunday audio will drop. And I always hope to see Robinson as the VA. Yeah!!🤩🤩👍🥵

K H

Ohh this is interesting. Robinson yummy!

QueenLauren_603

Gingo

Switchy!!!! Purrrr……

Corrina

Well, well, well…Put a crown on my head and call me a Princess, if it isn’t Mr ThRobinson…🫦💕🔥

Lotusflower 🤍✨

ohhh I clicked SO quick

flo 🌟

Yayy some [Switchy] 🥹

Andreina💕

switchy😮😮😮yeah!!!!!!😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)

Right?!? 😍

Kim

I can’t remember the last time I reacted to something as quickly as I did with this audio. I’m so excited!

Dahlia

F2L?!!!!! Sisterwives, assemble!!!! 🫶🏻

Raine♡

*sees [Switchy]* SMASH

Amano


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