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Steve Reads – Episode 5: Steve's Pantry

Steve reads you the descriptions and ingredients of random things he found moldering in his pantry.

STEVE READS is a Patreon-exclusive series from DeepNerd Media. People have said for over a year now that they’d listen to Steve Shell, narrator of Old Gods of Appalachia, read the phonebook, cereal boxes, or whatever other mundane text he could lay hands on.  Welp. Here you go, Family.

Steve Reads – Episode 5: Steve's Pantry

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FrozenAmazon

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DeepNerd Media

.... why haven't you done a recipe blog post where everyone skips through the story (bonus if you twist it to include something disturbing about how during their tour of Italy, sitting on a field with the sun shining, eating the best tomato of their life.... something).

I find myself trying to identify which products Steve has based on their container labels. Who knew product packaging could be so entertaining?

Laughing out loud, and wondering how many hits you need before you win the bet.

Elizabeth Rowe

"..in a circle of entropy and cheese whiz." Thank you, I needed that belly laugh!

Thanks Steve xx

Liz M

Salty

Kim Winkler

Okay, so this one got me. My mom ALWAYS cleans out her pantry whenever I go home and loads me down with whatever she can find or think of to send home. Sometimes, it’s even already expired. Thank you, Steve, for telling me she’s not alone in that!


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