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Added 2024-12-03 14:50:43 +0000 UTCBecause holidays.
But Patreon's UI says I should ask you a question. So here is my question:
What is the best artificial flavor?
I think it's grape.
Comments
Blue Raspberry is supreme.
ShineSpider
2025-01-03 22:52:46 +0000 UTCSour Green Apple
dojopar
2024-12-06 02:45:15 +0000 UTCinteresting, I always thought it was just like the artificiality of the flavor came from the fact that they only used a single molecule of the biological aroma and not the complex mix that comes from a regular banana
Quentin Besnehard
2024-12-05 09:04:58 +0000 UTCI like artificial raspberry or blackcurrant
Katie Bayly
2024-12-05 03:57:46 +0000 UTCThere's a lot of peach in Japanese candy but it's a peach that is sort of... musky?? sweaty?? compared to peach rings
Friends at the Table
2024-12-04 23:30:10 +0000 UTCPineapple gummy bear flavor
Weaselhut
2024-12-04 13:12:18 +0000 UTCBlue raspberry, as it combines the excellence of raspberry and the whimsy of being fake as hell.
Heorot
2024-12-04 12:46:39 +0000 UTCThe fact artificial banana is based on a now extinct species of banana is great. Also I now know where the name "Gros Michel" the balatro card comes from.
Becky Scott Fairley
2024-12-04 08:41:02 +0000 UTCI'm a banana aficionado
Quentin Besnehard
2024-12-04 08:33:25 +0000 UTCI have such a deep affection for artificial strawberry and banana flavour
maddie
2024-12-04 06:46:01 +0000 UTCHard to pick a definitive fave tbh but peach is a real stand-out for me. Maybe just cause you rarely see it outside of peach rings, makes it more of a rare treat.
Ruby O'Brien
2024-12-04 05:35:34 +0000 UTCFlegg
Bri
2024-12-04 03:55:21 +0000 UTCBlue, obviously.
Fenreliania
2024-12-04 00:11:30 +0000 UTCbanana, windmill slam. this was my firm opinion before i found out it was actually the way a lost strain of bananas used to taste, and now it's also my favourite as an unrepentant history nerd.
L Ethan
2024-12-03 23:52:25 +0000 UTCBlue raspberry
Kestrel
2024-12-03 23:33:00 +0000 UTCI was gonna say orange but honestly it might be green apple
Estelle Angrist
2024-12-03 23:19:05 +0000 UTCBlue Raspberry in 9/10 cases. Sour Patch Watermelons are my s-tier candy though.
Comic_Kibble
2024-12-03 21:44:42 +0000 UTCtoss up between sour apple and just sour.
Jeremy Zimmer
2024-12-03 20:03:07 +0000 UTCOn average, 100% grape. But a Good artificial watermelon flavor is Peak.
Ditimiss
2024-12-03 19:33:47 +0000 UTCThe kind of orange chemical that fanta uses makes my heart skip a beat.
Robert Lasica
2024-12-03 19:21:24 +0000 UTCstrawberry is my favorite
Jack
2024-12-03 18:46:36 +0000 UTCI like cherry.
Rick Hale
2024-12-03 18:45:05 +0000 UTCFake watermelon, blue raspberry, fake banana (a weird unintentional preservation of a lost fruit happening there...)
Lane Weeks
2024-12-03 17:18:33 +0000 UTCScrolling thru and liking every objectively correct comment (artificial watermelon, a taste not found in nature)
Andy Grimaldi
2024-12-03 17:15:00 +0000 UTCmtn dew voltage wins for both Best Overall and Best Blue Bubblegum wins for Best Mouthwash (rly! I branched out from mint recently and was pleasantly shocked by how good Bubble Blast by Listerine is)
Sara Sinback
2024-12-03 16:45:02 +0000 UTCblue raspberry hive rise up! but I'm also partial to the watermelon they used to use in chewing gum
K. Morris
2024-12-03 16:14:58 +0000 UTCcotton candy ice cream flavor
Sawyer Sipes
2024-12-03 16:07:43 +0000 UTCGotta agree with blue raspberry; green apple and fake banana are also good to me, but it’s the one where I like both the real flavor and the artificial one the most.
deepFlaw
2024-12-03 15:53:49 +0000 UTCSour green apple or raspberry (but red, I don't think we have blue here)
SR
2024-12-03 15:52:01 +0000 UTCAs someone who works in a factory that makes flavors, orange is pretty good, some vanillas as well
snakebit1995
2024-12-03 15:51:57 +0000 UTCI'd say orange is my most reliable go-to overall, but grape is definitely a tight second on the short list
Aaron Wood
2024-12-03 15:47:11 +0000 UTCBanana, for sure. I like it more than real banana flavor!
Begemott
2024-12-03 15:45:11 +0000 UTCIt's whatever they put in the Ocean Bomb Monkey D. Luffy yogurt flavor soda drink
Meira-Gumbo V
2024-12-03 15:42:48 +0000 UTCCame here to say Exactly this
Jess
2024-12-03 15:27:59 +0000 UTCPurple for sure
Jason
2024-12-03 15:17:31 +0000 UTCGotta be blue razz
CATGIRLREAL
2024-12-03 15:16:22 +0000 UTCraspberry, ez
Yana Winters
2024-12-03 15:16:07 +0000 UTCI am a hardcore red flavor guy, but over the summer I had lime popsicles for the first time and I gotta say that may become my new favorite
B.E. Albert
2024-12-03 15:14:26 +0000 UTCWith consistency in mind the best flavor is watermelon
Joe Benge
2024-12-03 15:09:53 +0000 UTCCherry by a country mile. If I ever become a drag king, my name is going to be Ben Zaldehyde
Brianna Alpert
2024-12-03 15:09:50 +0000 UTCAsian melon Fanta. Melon float with that is sooo good.
Next available Silence
2024-12-03 15:07:57 +0000 UTCGrape…fruit lol. Grapefruit gummies are some of my favorite. They’re not as overpoweringly acidic as most citrus gummies, but have an enjoyable tartness to them still
Catherine Borden
2024-12-03 15:07:13 +0000 UTCi honestly don't have it often but i find it vastly superior
Joey
2024-12-03 15:06:56 +0000 UTCLemon I'd say... Maybe just because it's hard to mess up. Solid results usually
rosa www
2024-12-03 15:05:38 +0000 UTCYES I almost wrote this but didn't want to seem like a grape snob
Friends at the Table
2024-12-03 15:03:19 +0000 UTCMystery
Tanager
2024-12-03 15:02:35 +0000 UTCBlue raspberry you can't get more artificial than the GOAT
Tyler Shelby
2024-12-03 15:02:25 +0000 UTCBlue raspberry or banana
Matthew Myers
2024-12-03 15:01:42 +0000 UTCBanana
Michael Canelas
2024-12-03 15:01:33 +0000 UTCblue 💙💙💙💙💙
ethan kuhl
2024-12-03 14:59:12 +0000 UTCBest artificial flavour: Flegg
SuperBiasedGary
2024-12-03 14:58:59 +0000 UTCBut grape does a great job of tasting like Concord grapes. Maybe that’s a problem for grape lolololl
Marco Maisto
2024-12-03 14:57:18 +0000 UTCWatermelon
Rain Raven
2024-12-03 14:56:53 +0000 UTCBlue Raspberry, obviously. The MOST artificial
TrueLily
2024-12-03 14:56:35 +0000 UTCCherry all day every day. Better that the orig.
Marco Maisto
2024-12-03 14:55:55 +0000 UTCwatermelon but only in a specific way that I can't describe otherwise it becomes the Worst Flavour
daxleopard
2024-12-03 14:55:11 +0000 UTCArtificial cherry
Mal Peters
2024-12-03 14:54:54 +0000 UTCBlue raspberry but I’m also one of the ppl who loves fake banana flavor
Helena Argueta
2024-12-03 14:54:00 +0000 UTCGrape is correct
Larry Butterman
2024-12-03 14:53:54 +0000 UTCI refuse to cross the Flegg Strike picket line to answer this
@NotInventedHere
2024-12-03 14:53:50 +0000 UTCWatermelon
A Big Old Skeleton
2024-12-03 14:53:40 +0000 UTCreally big fan of asian grape artificial flavor (it's much nicer than american grape flavor) but also love Green Apple
Joey
2024-12-03 14:53:35 +0000 UTCBlue Raspberry or Sour Green Apple, or Grape
The Callie Out of Space
2024-12-03 14:53:00 +0000 UTCWhatever they put in peach nehi
Kit Weber
2024-12-03 14:52:39 +0000 UTCBlue raspberry is a pretty good artificial flavor, mostly because it isn’t a flavor you can get anywhere else
Paige Turner
2024-12-03 14:52:19 +0000 UTCBlue raspberry
Andrew Bynaker
2024-12-03 14:52:06 +0000 UTCThe best artificial flavor is….. love 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Clarissa Pinkas
2024-12-03 14:52:03 +0000 UTCBlue
Grey Duovis
2024-12-03 14:51:47 +0000 UTC
