Vote on the May 2025 early access audio!
Added 2025-05-07 19:30:32 +0000 UTCHi!
Wedding season is officially upon us, so here's an all-wedding poll for May! Maybe we'll even do more than one this summer, we'll see. Decided to make it the early access, because I'm thinking genre for the exclusive.
I also might end up swapping early access and exclusive in the schedule because I haven't posted my free audio from last month yet!
1. Cute Bartender Mistakes You for the Bride at the Bachelorette Party (Bridesmaid x Bartender)
I had a feeling a fully depraved "hall pass"/"one last night" bride bachelorette party would be a bit polarizing, so instead how about one where you're at a wild bachelorette night and a sweet bartender gets you and the bride mixed up. Some flirting and mutual playing along, and you're getting fucked in the borrowed sash and tiara, roleplaying as a slutty bride. Kinda hot, right?
2. Keeping the Bride's Brother Out of Trouble at the Wedding Reception (Bridesmaid x Bride's Brother)
This one's back from last year, you were tasked with keeping the bride's sometimes rambunctious brother out of trouble at the reception, making sure he doesn't drink too much or sleep with the wrong person. Teasing and switchy, maybe car sex in the parking lot?
3. Making Sure a Cheeky Wedding Crasher Stays Out (Maid of Honor x Wedding Crasher)
As the maid/person of honor, you spot someone on the dance floor who you don't think quite belongs and are determined to get rid of him. He tries to talk his way out of it, but will he wear you down on his way out and take you with him? Rough and filthy, "I have to get back to the reception", maybe with arguing/hatefuck vibes?
4. The Groom Gets Left at the Altar So You Take Him on His Honeymoon (Listener x Ex-Groom)
Not sure how angsty to go with this one, but I thought it would be less depressing overall for the Speaker to be the one left at the altar. It's that trope of, the flights are booked and the resort is paid for, so you might as well take the trip anyway, but oh no, you actually can't switch from a bridal suite to two rooms, and there's a hot tub and he's really got some big, hard feelings to get out.
The only thing I don't know is who exactly Listener should be in relation to our dumped groom. Best friend makes sense but is it too obvious I was wondering if it would be weird for him to take the wedding planner/photographer HAHA, maybe as a thank you for all the help. Omg what if it's his coworker/boss, because they have some clients they can meet there or something, so they make it a purely professional work trip wink wink nudge nudge. Give me your thoughts.
Comments
Can’t wait for the debauchery that’s gonna drop with this one 😭😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dana
2025-05-20 00:46:59 +0000 UTCOh hey!!! Fun!!!!
GeauxGabby
2025-05-19 18:02:43 +0000 UTCHi - there is a discord that was created to just yap about innocuous and also AITW related things! He did not create and is not part of the server. Feel free to join if you want! https://discord.gg/A5CqR7Vs
Cait
2025-05-19 17:06:48 +0000 UTCRandom thought but sometimes I wish we all had a fun place to talk about innocuous stuff too. OR for me to make sexual puns about innocuous stuff. Both? And? No? K.
GeauxGabby
2025-05-17 01:54:36 +0000 UTCI get you 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Grace
2025-05-15 04:19:24 +0000 UTCIf brides brother is the choice, it would be soooo good for the speaker to have the flirty, obnoxious vibe that so many of my friends older brothers had. Like the guys who gave frat boy energy but were like so annnoyingggg but HOT. Does anyone get me? LMAO
Cait
2025-05-14 17:50:29 +0000 UTCTaking your wedding planner on your honeymoon after getting left at the altar is top-tier unhinged. Would be interested in a weepy Speaker taking his feelings out on the Listener (consensually, perhaps even the Listener offering to "fuck the sad out"). Oh, plot twist: the Listener inadvertently gave the Bride some advice that prompted her to leave the Speaker at the altar.
AM
2025-05-13 06:37:32 +0000 UTCI love weddings so much, and I’m actually going to be a bridesmaid at my cousin’s wedding on the 21st. But I’m on the bride’s side of the family, so her brother would be my cousin… hence why I voted for the first scenario lmao.
weepy
2025-05-12 15:49:59 +0000 UTCugh i love weddings
amy
2025-05-11 20:37:40 +0000 UTCEvery time you write out DN3some, I become more delusional in my confidence that somehow the travelers will happen upon a mage baddie, and your prophecy of the Speaker getting used by two Fs in a ritual will be realized 🕯️ Absolutely to all your #2 ideas. Maybe the stain that needs cleaning up is lipstick from another bridesmaid??? “I told her I was nervous about my speech, and she wanted to wish me luck! I didn’t know she’d want to give me a kiss… 😇”. I’m seeing L being a touch jealous and marking him up with lots of kisses that he refuses to clean off 💋 Always appreciate how down bad you are for wet skin!!! Also wow, this image of a sad, wet, hot man pouting in a hot tub….. That’s a pie on a window sill actually!!!! LOOOOVE your idea about him being a workaholic, totally blind to how it got in the way of the success of his relationship. You’re so so big brained, this is a pleasure domme situation. Who needs a pleasure domme BJ more than a man with big, hard, throbbing feelings to process 🥺? I need #2 badly, but like….. We need to remember sad wet hot man for future polls 🗳️
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-10 15:08:36 +0000 UTCthey all slap. so hard. i love this for us.
✨nikki ✨
2025-05-10 06:02:18 +0000 UTCThis all wedding poll is toooo cutesy and fun, every time I open this post I feel like confetti should burst from my phone while “chapel of love” plays in the background 🎉 “You are cordially invited to…lose your fuckin mind!!” 💌also, SURPRISE GENRE….? could it fiiiiinally be Spies 2 or maybe even MFF DN3SOME?? 🎲🗣️ maybe somethin historical?? whatever it is, I’m beyond stoked to hear what you’re cooking! 🍽️ As a longstanding member of the “always a bridesmaid, never the bride” club, #2 has me by the throat and is dragging me onto the wedding dance floor 💃🏻 SUPER love the “hot, cocky brother of your best friend you’ve known since childhood” angle many have mentioned — kind of obsessed w the idea of M teasing F about this one night years ago when things alllllmost got hot n heavy between them (maybe they played tipsy truth or dare in HS and kissed or something equally John Hughesian) 🫣 If they need to get a lil physical to fix a wardrobe malfunction (stain on M’s shirt like Rachel mentioned, or rip in F’s dress??) I can totally see M doing a cocky, teasy “the last time we were this close was….oh right, that night 😏” thing. Like phonons said, I would love some fun, semi awkward fumbling SFX for car sex (he accidentally bangs his elbow against the window + “OW don’t laugh at me” or seatbelt fumbling?? 🚘🥹) My brain keeps stuttering over “hot tub” from #4. CANNOT believe you would dangle this in front of us with no promise of delivery 😓 EMO HOT TUB AUGUST??? He is so sad and pouty and forlorn and there’s wet skin and hair in his eyes and it’s steamy and slippery and [patreon user sarah💫 found dead at the bottom of a jacuzzi] I reaaaally like F as the wedding planner, but coworkers could also work? Kinda think it’d be fun for M to be a bit of a workaholic who scheduled the honeymoon at a hotel where he + his coworker (F) would be popping into a few work conferences— not a great look, but could make sense for why ex-fiancée left him at the altar. Maybe she noticed him drifting away/working long hours since the engagement, denying the growing rift between them until the big day? I think it could create a moment of self reflection for him if F, his close coworker, gently helps him see how imbalanced his work/life sched has been since the engagement + he realizes he’s been deflecting w work so he wouldn’t have to admit that the engagement was a mistake? 🥺 Also this one SCREAMS pleasure domme imo. Like this dude just got left at the altar and is sitting in a hot tub, sad and shirtless and tipsy, and F’s *not* gonna make it their life goal to squeeze every last drop of sadness out of him??? GET REAL‼️ Their entire hotel door needs to be a “do not disturb” sign 🪧🚪
sarah 💫
2025-05-09 22:50:05 +0000 UTChot👏older👏brother👏 (who has only unfairly gotten hotter)!!! absolutely to all of this. love the bit about sneaking glances on hot summer days - when he was mowing the lawn, or maybe when you and your friend were laying out in the backyard and the brother was doing laps in the pool? he confesses he noticed u peeking but never wanted to say anything.
little j
2025-05-09 20:37:05 +0000 UTCOkay so I know I already died due to the last two audio drops but here I am falling apart over this poll. …Let’s talk about that brother of the bride shall we? I’ve got some ideas in the crockpot but here’s my top: Older brother of your childhood best friend that you’ve always had a crush on. Maybe you’ve even confided in your best friend only to be told that it would be a betrayal of epic proportion if you were to act on said feelings. Maybe this leads to a friendship breakup and you don’t see friend or their older brother for some time. YOUR FRIENDSHIP REVIVES AFTER COLLEGE (or during) best of friends once again and it’s going so well that YOURE IN THE BRIDAL PARTY BABY WOOOOOO- but wait one second who’s the smoke show by the figurative punch bowl? SHOCK HORROR ITS THE OLDER BROTHER AND OH NO HES HOT(ter). BUT SO ARE YOU. Maybe you muster up the courage to go talk to him and it takes you right back to being a high schooler sneaking glances on hot summer days when he’d be mowing the lawn shirtless. Maybe it flusters you so much you sprint out of there. Cut to reception and your best friend the bride says: get that brother of mine under control so help me god, don’t let him sleep with anyone BLAH BLAH BLAH. Cut to awkwardly standing nearby pounding drinks (sensibly) just to get the courage to talk to him and the liquid courage hits just right leading you to take this man by the hand and take him right out into the backseat of YOUR car. Maybe it starts out drunken confessions and accusations but I feel strongly that speaker should and would take charge at some point. Maybe some tears? From one from both I don’t care. I want MUTUAL FEELINGS but I’ll accept one sided on the condition of there being a second date. I will go into further detail if anyone needs, I’ll have a PowerPoint presentation prepared for after work. Please ask any questions. Thank you for your consideration.
Craw Daddy
2025-05-09 19:12:29 +0000 UTCI actually like it when one poll option sweeps, 🙅🏻♀️ the world has too much discord, let’s all agree to get fucked by hot brothers everywhere!!!
Moira
2025-05-09 16:02:34 +0000 UTCDude (gn) im at a cousin’s wedding weekend right now lol
Moira
2025-05-09 16:01:12 +0000 UTCIt’s so funny because my cousin’s wedding was just a couple days ago… and honestly I’m so not a wedding person. I’ve missed pretty much all my relatives’ weddings and have zero regrets lol. Anyway. At first I was all in on #1, but then I woke up this morning like, WAIT but wedding photographer*ex-groom?! Like, the photographer’s an acquaintance (barely?) of the ex-bride, but they’ve secretly had a crush on him forever. When they show up at the venue and realize he’s been ditched, they’re like, “Screw it, let’s put all these bookings to good use and turn this into your personal photoshoot.” He’s too heartbroken at first, so he just goes along with whatever they tell him to do, but then they start giving some interesting directions, and eventually he snaps… so [switch] or [msub to mdom] vibe maybe? Also [ruin his wedding suits]?
JammyJam
2025-05-09 14:13:28 +0000 UTCGABRIELLA‼️‼️ “What if this speaker gathers L’s hair in his fist and guides them like a Hoover over spilled cum to clean the upholstery?????” What if I fling myself off a cliff?? What then? 🤨🤸🏻♀️This is sooooooo so so hot, the “Hoover” comment has been living in my head since the twin audio too, and I love the idea of M using F’s mouth (full stop) to suck *other* parts of him, kinda similar to Brute’s “practice run” w his fingers 🥲 could F suck on M’s thighs at his command/control?? Or his nECk??? Am I screaming?? I feel like I’m screaming. (I also think him controlling F’s mouth could lead to a delish switch…idk I just think oral is just *the* perfect vehicle for switching 🫣) also super into M + F growing up together, maybe even having a fling wayyy back when. And omg I’ve been waaaaiting for another “have you thought about me? tell me what you thought about” + pause for F to rattle off their fantasies (I think the last/only time we had that was our beloved quarantine cuties 🥺) OooOOoOoh I am seeing the assassins vision for #3, I think assassins + weddings go together like cake + champagne 🍰🥂I also think assassins + hate sex NEEEEDS to happen at some point, similar to spies but even more volatile bc there’s an element of cloaked danger here?? ALSO LADY SHIVA…..will we never stop bringing up Nightwing-adjacent scenarios 😩🫵🏼 Pornions are part of a balanced erotic diet 🧅🥲I was also thinking of a coworker angle for #4! And I’m such a sucker for multiple scenes, maybe the final scene could be him knocking on her hotel door (if they have separate rooms) bc she accidentally swiped his key card in her bag? But oh nooo she answered the door in her half open robe and he catches an eyeful or 2 and thingsssss escalate 😶
sarah 💫
2025-05-09 03:47:29 +0000 UTCGoing to the chapel and we’re… gonna get finger blasted! 😍🔔💐 1️⃣ I don’t know why, but I find this idea so cute!!! Personally, I am a big fan of the “hall pass” idea, but I can deffo see how it could be polarizing. It’s fun to consider the sort of temporary privileges being a bride confers: bossiness, neediness, sensitivity. It’d be fun for L to act like a fake bridezilla, but in a fun way with sweet bartender being a Slutty Msub??? OR maybe he thinks they're the bride because they seem to be the center of attention. He’s a sweetiepie and maybe this super extroverted L gets him to do a little Chippendale’s routine for the bridal party. L’s encouragement and hoots and hollers open him up, they stay back to pay the bill and thank Speaker for his humoring them, he gives THEM a tip 😉. Also, not to keep bringing them up, but as a side note, this is giving Snowed in Roomies a little. I feel like they’d quite enjoy this intimate & nasty scenario, but the “hall pass” version in which Speaker is playing L’s fiance playing a sweet bartender at their bachelorette party. 2️⃣ WINNER WINNER CHICKEN MARSALA DINNER!!! Rambunctious Bride's Brother x Goody Two Shoes Bridesmaid return, everyone cheered 🥳!!! Everyone's ideas on this one are really yummy likely because we've been thinking about it since last Sept. My two cents: I like the idea that these two are maybe childhood friends *and* exes. They tried dating when they were younger, but it didn’t work because of differences in temperament, maturity, flexibility, etc etc but they were DEFINITELY attracted to each other. That was *not* the problem. Like maybe he recounts past moments when the air shifted between them or they’ve gotten dangerously close between the breakup and now, but L assumed he wasn’t as impacted by those moments! We haven’t had an L be the one to have had lots of fantasies about the Speaker yet (I think?), that’d be fun here! Puppy Man flirts with L all night, his incessant yapping obscures how perceptive he is, then they get in the car and L uncovers he’s been SUPER AWARE of them all night. To quote a @whiskey thought because it’s delicious, “observant, intrigued predator playing with its prey, slowly teasing out what L wants based on her reactions to his flirting”. Also, an errant cum thought your little vacuum comment in the Twin(s) audio reminded me of: what if this Speaker gathers L’s hair in his fist and guides them like a Hoover over spilled cum to clean the upholstery????? 3️⃣ I’m trying to think of the type of person who might crash a wedding, they seem interesting or, at least, are in interesting circumstances! I definitely want an Older F x Younger M… I almost want the wedding crasher to have just gone through something... Maybe they’re in a big hall, and he’s in another huge room and got bad news at work. He’ll have to do twice the work, stay even later each night or something, so this is his last night of freedom. L is initially unsympathetic, but eventually caves because he seems so defeated. Overworked, underpaid, boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I fuck on company time bone? Could see this being rough and filthy as he rails (against) her, another authority telling him where he can and cannot be. I could ALSO see this being an assassin thing? Obvi we have spies and spies do assassinations sometimes, but maybe this could be in the land of superheroes, like a Lady Shiva situation? Assassin L clocks a fellow assassin charming some unassuming folks at a nearby table, L needs their mark for something, back and forth bickering and clandestine stabbing to slow the other down? This just feels like a genre audio, I can’t explain why. 4️⃣ “Big, hard feelings” teeheehee! I *love* angst, pornions (@sarah💫) are my favorite vegetable! But I get this is a wedding audio.... Maybe this could be DT #7 lite. I think this L should be someone who’s seen it all. Maybe they worked the venue or are a coworker like you’ve said who has heard about this wedding and the former bride a lot and saw this coming from a mile away. Speaker isn’t a dunce, he was just blinded by something or didn’t want to believe something? I think Shy F could change his perspective on what he *thinks* he wants. Maybe the former bride wanted a particular type of life that he realizes, over the course of this honeymoon and encounter, he actually didn’t want. His sadness and anger about being left at the altar is real and big, *and* he gets to better understand some of the benefits of L’s flying the coop. Maybe there are multiple scenes!!! He’s mopey at first, and Shy L’s patience and quiet helps him open up. I looooooove “there’s only one bed” (Shy Coworker, I love you), so I neeeeed that here. Also, maybe one thing that helps him deal with his big, hard feelings is using L’s face to jerk off, rubbing a clothed boner all over their face, but not putting in their mouth for some reason (he’s evil? Idk). I’m somewhat excited for this months audios; however, because you are so excited, I am frightened for my well-being. Happy you’re happy though, August 💗!
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-08 17:23:35 +0000 UTCIf we’re doing the brides brother we have to make him younger and he’s had a crush forever like since high school on the listener
risa
2025-05-08 15:52:03 +0000 UTCAll wedding poll!! Glad to see #2 come back. If it involves car sex I think it'd be cool if the some of the dynamic during the deed involves the funny awkwardness that sometimes comes with having sex in a car For #4, I like the idea of L being a coworker but maybe instead of heading on S' honeymoon together, they bump into each other at the hotel/resort S was supposed to have their honeymoon at. L wasn't invited to the wedding so they didn't know how things turned out for S or where they were planning to go with their partner. Could also be an opportunity to have a Shy F that surprises S 😏 And omg! Genre audio incoming. Lighting more candles as we speak 🕯️🕯️🕵🏽♀️🕯️🕯️
phonons
2025-05-08 14:49:55 +0000 UTCIs it possible to sneak the hot tub sex into whichever you’re doing🙂↕️?
Youli
2025-05-08 12:55:41 +0000 UTC🕯🕯🕯✨️🕯🕯🕯 manifesting extra hard
✨️ Lola ✨️
2025-05-08 04:31:03 +0000 UTComg lauren, your MIND??? have them infiltrate a mafia wedding, have an action sequence (to check off my fighting sfx bingo square 🙂↕️), take over the bridal suite to fuck nasty? sign me tf up for that poll option PLEASE
alisha 🌱
2025-05-08 04:00:22 +0000 UTCWhatever the choice is, combined with the fact that August has been going into uncharted territories lately and KILLING IT? I am manifesting either [Speaker receiving analingus] or a [Feet] audio this month. 😭😭😭🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Dana
2025-05-08 03:50:00 +0000 UTCOmg these ideas!! I saw someone mention spies part 2 and lowkey, spies with a wedding theme/crossover would kinda eatt 💕
🌸🌷Lauren🌷 🌸
2025-05-08 03:27:50 +0000 UTCI think you could have a lot of fun with 3
Stitch.And.Sin.Designs
2025-05-08 02:40:40 +0000 UTCStill coming today but it’ll be in a couple hours!
August Winter
2025-05-08 00:51:23 +0000 UTCBro i need #1 to fulfill my fantasy of outshining A Bride. As a [recovered] bride with a brother who is dumb n gross I can't vote for 3
Rya Li
2025-05-08 00:47:23 +0000 UTCPie I wanna very badly tell you to go to a corner and sit down to think about what you’ve done LOL 😂😂😂😂😂
Dana
2025-05-08 00:46:46 +0000 UTCLook 2 and 3 are the way to go 🤌🏼
Dana
2025-05-08 00:28:22 +0000 UTC(to the tune of “big yellow taxi” by joni mitchell): 🎶brother of the bride, sex in the parking lot 🎶 ??? anyway im gonna need #2 to win
little j
2025-05-08 00:01:44 +0000 UTCAlso my friend is planning on setting me up with one of her fiancés friends at her wedding so maybe this is a sign 🤪
erin 💕
2025-05-07 23:37:30 +0000 UTCI love this but I don't know if I'd survive it
Valencia Like the Orange
2025-05-07 23:33:00 +0000 UTCI’m just patiently waiting for the dirty talk audio 😇
erin 💕
2025-05-07 23:32:54 +0000 UTCLiterally was going to say the unhoneymooners!! That book got me back into reading 🤭
erin 💕
2025-05-07 23:28:38 +0000 UTCOption 4 is THE ONE LADIES AND GENTS 🗣❗️
Ali
2025-05-07 23:13:54 +0000 UTC#4 and the hot tub of it all♨️😮💨 nodding my head so hard my neck will need to be on vacation at this same resort they’re at 🙂↕️
roxy 🦋
2025-05-07 22:36:42 +0000 UTCAll wedding poll??? My month just turned around SO FAST 💐✨
roxy 🦋
2025-05-07 22:19:38 +0000 UTCLove all of these prompts but then you put down car sex for #2 and I just can’t not vote for it yk? 😆 BUT! For #4 I totally see it as ex-groom x wedding planner only because I feel like friends or family would complicate the intentions of the groom (it’s fictional ik 😅). If the groom were left in this position, he’s already lost his marriage so WHY NOT pursue an impulsive fling with the planner. She knows the in’s and out’s of the honeymoon, she’s maybe even dealt or “dealt” (😏) with grooms left at the alter before in her career, and she’s seen speaker across the whole planning process so I think there’s a lot of potential for fun, cheeky, and diiirty dialogue. It can always get a little filthier if you know you’ll only have one chance or you’ll never see them again yk? For sure would love some thank you’s and some make me feel better vibes with this - I can’t resist a switch for this either like starting soft because maybe he’s hesitant about being too much too quickly with her because they’ve never slept together and they kind of know each other without knowing each other and there’s a shyness I think. As it goes further though I think that’s where those bigger feelings could come out through his physicality. It almost feels unfair for him to take ALL his frustrations out on her because she’s just the planner but I think like, there was a contrast you touched on in one of your DT audios, where it’s really hard/rough sex but super sweet talk and I think that could interesting to try but I also think the contrast of him having been quite proper throughout the planning process could contrast nicely against that like filthier dialogue between these two. Also would it be too far for him to wear his groom’s suit for her while they fuck? 😮💨
M 🫧
2025-05-07 22:16:49 +0000 UTCPlease, august-nauts in the Augustverse, hear my cry. Option 4, emotionally needy August with best friend listener. Desperate dom. Hot appreciation. Bold, overwhelming praiser. Shy, ‘stop-telling-me-I’m-important’ praisee. Emotional sex. Healing each other. After a couple of days on the honeymoon, Listener has him talk about what he’s feeling. August and ex-bride have had such a crazy, on-again, off-again relationship, so he’s surprised she left him but isn’t. Listener had warned him about being careful, but he didn’t listen. Listener has always been there for him, cared about him, made him feel seen and heard—he had wondered at one point if they would be the ones to get married. But then Listener took that job across the world and then he met ex-bride [so a little what-if, a little missed opportunity]. But he doesn’t want to bore Listener with his wallowing. He appreciates everything Listener did for him to make him laugh and brighten his mood. It reminds him of the good old days when they lived five minutes from each other. He recounts the one time things got a little heated and flirty between them, but he didn’t make a move because he didn’t think Listener was into him because Listener was achieving goals and he was still figuring himself out. Well Listener didn’t make a move either because he seemed so dynamic and different; Listener was worried about turning him “boring”. He refutes Listener being boring, details how much energy, care, and light Listener brings to his life. He promises to tell Listener that more often, to make Listener feel as special and loved as Listener has made him. Surprise kiss. Mirror sex (either in the bathroom, up against a window, maybe mirror on the ceiling) so Listener has to watch them fuck and August has Listener say sexy-sweet things about their reflection. “Do you like how we look together?” “Arch your back. Let me see you roll those hips.” “No, don’t look away. Watch. I need you to watch me fuck you.” Lots of sexy, emotional appreciation with a healthy splash of emotional desperation and neediness. “You always take care of me.” “I would have loved to be your husband.” “Promise me that this won’t change anything; I need to have you in my life.” “How you look right now—what a beautiful, blushing bride.” Tender orgasms. “Put your legs around me. Hold me tight. Don’t let go. Don’t let go.” Aftercare. Then his phone goes off and its ex-bride asking to talk to throw in that sweet, sweet, tangy drama.
FallynK
2025-05-07 22:16:03 +0000 UTCGimme option #2! I'm begging for L to interrupt some trouble and S decides she'll make a good replacement for his ruined fun. Something teasing and maybe a little mean?
Valencia Like the Orange
2025-05-07 21:36:45 +0000 UTCIf I wasn’t incapable of seeing #2 lose again, I would be rallying for #1 with your ideas omg I *need* him to bring that scenario back if he does another wedding audio this summer! breeding tease as part of the slutty bride roleplay?! genius🔥🧠
rachel 🍓
2025-05-07 21:14:20 +0000 UTCDamn… I’m gonna be traveling a few weeks toward the end of May, so I might miss a few audios 😭 And of course, ALL FOUR are such delicious options 🧁 Bartender August🍸 is right up there with Chef August on characters I’ve been hoping to hear. A sweet bartender who gives M Dom energy? YES, please. Especially if he really leans into the roleplay 👀 maybe even some breeding talk? “Might as well knock up the bride on her wedding night, right?” 🙂↔️ For option 2, what if she’s supposed to keep the bride’s brother out of trouble and end up being the trouble. I love the potential for switchy tension here, but especially a bit of F Dom energy. She’s in charge, giving orders, dragging him outside by the tie *until* maybe he flips it on her. Absolute backseat-filth gold. ✨ Also for #4, I can totally see him taking the wedding planner too, she’s been there every step of the way. She checks in on him and he’s like, “I mean…the honeymoon’s already booked, wanna go?” ✈️
DivineFeminine
2025-05-07 21:03:22 +0000 UTCi’m so torn between #1 and #4 ugh! i love a scandalous bartender lol. for #4 i feel like making the listener the photographer would be so fun. bc it could be the same photographer who did the couple’s wedding photos months before the ceremony so there could be a little talk about them noticing that the bride’s energy/chemistry was off or something. and maybe a couple hours before the ceremony when the groom is with the groomsmen taking their photos, there can be another exchange of words. maybe about his doubts or excitement while there is some time away from the bride..?
raivvin
2025-05-07 20:44:03 +0000 UTCthought of you immediately when I saw the poll theme omfg feeling a bit like we manifested this! 🤷🏻♀️✨💕
rachel 🍓
2025-05-07 20:42:52 +0000 UTCex-college roommates is my ultimate favourite so i was going to beg for an angst audio this month but i’m already attached to option 1 😔
miaow
2025-05-07 20:41:13 +0000 UTCALL WEDDING POLL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO, thank uuuuu im not even mad I have to wait until im home to read all of these bangers ‼️
Moira
2025-05-07 20:40:50 +0000 UTCWAIT WHAT sorey I'm illiterate and didnt see that? jfc
Shiloh
2025-05-07 20:34:48 +0000 UTCOmggg all of these are BRILLIANT! Go off!!!
GinGin
2025-05-07 20:34:32 +0000 UTCfor the bartender… how sweet are we talking 🙂↕️
miaow
2025-05-07 20:32:39 +0000 UTCCan we somehow make a ultra horny mashup of all 4?? Cuz I've read through the options so many times already and ya girl is TORN. Like..bride's brother? HOT. Mistaken slutty bride and bartender??!? Sir, I'm gonna crash oouuuttttt 💥👁️🫦👁️💥
hellosunshine ☀️
2025-05-07 20:29:48 +0000 UTCget me a damn lasso
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-05-07 20:24:31 +0000 UTCmaking augustverse additions with that last prompt 😼
六 liù
2025-05-07 20:22:08 +0000 UTCI feel like it’s one of the first time we are voting for an early access??? Are we also gonna get a poll for the exclusive or are we gonna get the prostate play this month? 👀 Edit: Welp, I didn’t see the April early access vote loool. 😂 Edit 2: That was from last year! I just got here! 😭
Pie 🥧
2025-05-07 20:19:42 +0000 UTCThey’re down badddd
Cait
2025-05-07 20:15:51 +0000 UTCbrother wrangler. put me in coach
Shiloh
2025-05-07 20:11:52 +0000 UTCIf at any point you want to do the depraved one night stand/hall pass audio, just know some people (me) approve!!!!
Cait
2025-05-07 20:11:30 +0000 UTCbut ur right
Shiloh
2025-05-07 20:11:14 +0000 UTCquickie thoughts bc it's the MIDDLE OF THE WORK DAY: 1. delicious. i would officially like to support the purported depravity, by the way. it's not real! 😀 but the lil twist of pretending to be the bride, however so, would be very fun!! maybe she clocks him thinking she's the bride and leans into it, and we get a fun "wowwww you did all that just to get me into the guest room alone? yikes, you must really like m-" [SLAMS DOOR SHUT] 2. something about this one is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yummy. i haven't stopped thinking about him since last summer. like the idea that he's so naughty he needs a "handler" is a lol but the thought of him either wearing her down or her brat-taming him into a bathroom stall is just so.... i already used yummy AND delicious. delectable? 3. you had me at cheeky. you do cheek so well; you're not corny (derogatory) about it so it's genuinely very charming and painful (affectionate). also listener basically acting as a bouncer is so fucking funny. dwight shrute mode 🫡 4. i said this but this one is book boyfriend af. this is so. unhoneymooners by christina lauren!! i can already see a grumpy/snarky deep-down hurt tough cookie who is forced at emotional gunpoint to enjoy the broken remnants of his honeymoon w, hey, maybe a completely unrelated hotel guest he ran into after he was left at the altar, or even a wedding crasher 🤭 angsty makes sense and as always i trust you to handle ~serious stuff appropriately, but also a light, eye-roll-y tone would work so well too! 🫶🏼 i did, ultimately, give my rose to #2. but all four are [references thesaurus.com] scrumptious
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-05-07 20:09:13 +0000 UTC🕯🕯🕯✨️🕯🕯🕯 yes please 🙏
✨️ Lola ✨️
2025-05-07 20:07:18 +0000 UTCPLEASE this is genius, cait!! if option 4 wins, i need it to be MESSY—both metaphorically and literally 😮💨💖
alisha 🌱
2025-05-07 20:06:59 +0000 UTCLFGGGGG 💒💘 (i haven’t made it past the first sentence)
little j
2025-05-07 20:06:05 +0000 UTCOkay... Here me out... Option 4. Hot priest comforts speaker. Honeymoon with the priest, because they're going for moral support/guidance. Maybe the Priest and Speaker are friends? .... Yes, It's obvious but with a twist?... Sexy forbidden Priesty love!!!
Samma
2025-05-07 20:04:55 +0000 UTCFor option 4: if you wanted to be really crazy, he could take brides mom on the honeymoon Less crazy, but still fun would be brides sister …..but yeah the wedding photographer thing works too!
Cait
2025-05-07 20:03:55 +0000 UTCOh damn that’s a great idea. Then it could be like, the cute bartender from the tiki bar
Carma✨
2025-05-07 20:02:41 +0000 UTCNo thoughts. I'm just happy to be here.
Sabina 🌹
2025-05-07 19:57:37 +0000 UTCWhat if #4 was a destination wedding that doubles as the honeymoon location? Listener could be any character that way.
anodaw89
2025-05-07 19:56:04 +0000 UTCOh my god I genuinely cannot pick one right now, but can I just say I’m SO EXCITED for the upcoming genre audio?!!! 🥹
Missy
2025-05-07 19:53:34 +0000 UTCCongratulations!! Omg
🌸🌷Lauren🌷 🌸
2025-05-07 19:50:55 +0000 UTCbuilding off of that, the wedding planner would actually be really fun, because she could try and plan their trip to cheer him up, and none of it's working, so it's a last resort kind of thing lol
Lana
2025-05-07 19:50:51 +0000 UTCgahahahhahah
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-05-07 19:50:45 +0000 UTCI just read #4 and “hot tub” + “big hard feelings” just shot me between the eyes. hoT TUB..???? HOT TUB. HOT TUBGUST
sarah 💫
2025-05-07 19:49:40 +0000 UTCYeah except I feel like in books it’s always the female lead who’s been left at the altar. I would read literally any and all “boy left at altar” books anyone put out.
Chellifornia
2025-05-07 19:48:32 +0000 UTCI think 2 would be funny if it was a limo or even better yet a golf cart (country club, resort) add a outdoor tag to it 4 could be really touching and soft though 🙂↕️
X
2025-05-07 19:47:53 +0000 UTCYesss this is so good
Chellifornia
2025-05-07 19:47:31 +0000 UTCI know, either in te bathroom or the (less gross than normal) alleyway? 😳
LJ
2025-05-07 19:47:04 +0000 UTC“AITA for taking advantage of this super hot dude on the worst day of his life, resulting in a nice vacation and multiple orgasms for me?”
Chellifornia
2025-05-07 19:46:58 +0000 UTCHonestly these all sound great!
Ghostly Quill
2025-05-07 19:46:28 +0000 UTCHey, I have an idea! What if you make an audio about just holding hands? You don’t say anything fucking crazy that I cannot stop thinking about for 14-168 days. No boy moans, no wet sounds. Just something simple!!!!!!!!!!!!! My pitch is you calming the fuck down 🙂 Jkjk, it's #2 for me, no question, but #1 and #4 are also spinning my brain like a Beyblade. For #4, I'd want L to be someone has has watched this trainwreck in real-time and is also maybe Shy F??????? Also GENRE FOR THE EXCLUSIVE 🥰!!!! Very very excited, I'LL BE BACK 💗
Gabriella 🥭
2025-05-07 19:45:04 +0000 UTCThank god for multiple choice!! 🫡✅
sarah 💫
2025-05-07 19:44:47 +0000 UTCNumber 4 is so messy I love it , Sounds like the beginning of an AITA Reddit story 😭
kenna
2025-05-07 19:44:45 +0000 UTCLOL. The Reddit girlies have been pleading for the audio. Please put them out their misery, sir. 😭
Sabina 🌹
2025-05-07 19:44:44 +0000 UTCOkay hear me out: for #4, instead of the groom taking his best friend on the honeymoon, he takes the former bride’s (I guess she’d be the maid of honor?). So much angst potential with the “I can’t believe she left you like that” and “I’ve always wanted you” vibe. Or you can go full toxic with the “she never deserved you” energy lol
Carma✨
2025-05-07 19:44:09 +0000 UTCThe first choice is definitely a bit more interesting (to me) because it makes me think of something that could come out of a rom com tv movie, if it had some spicy moments and 🫣
riri
2025-05-07 19:44:01 +0000 UTCvoted bridesmaid x bride’s brother because i love a responsible (or trying to be…) listener with a teasing, mischievous speaker, then listener x ex-groom because i love angst ☺️
aliyah
2025-05-07 19:43:06 +0000 UTCthe last one is so rom-com. very book boyfriend coded
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-05-07 19:42:35 +0000 UTC2 sounds so fun! I'm seeing brat taming potential here
Lucy
2025-05-07 19:42:35 +0000 UTChmm, lots of thoughts. for option two, what if it was reversed? like, the bridesmaid is the one thats close to getting tipsy, and the bride's brother (maybe they're childhood friends) is usually cold and rigid, but finally softens when she . . . idk i lost it there. as for option four, i like the wedding planner as the faux bride. makes me think of that film with jlo and matthew mcconaughey, but without the cheating.
Lana
2025-05-07 19:41:51 +0000 UTCI haven’t even finished reading all the prompts yet but ur silly goose energy from these lil descriptions is killing me 🪿HONK IF U LOVE WEDDINGS‼️💍💒
sarah 💫
2025-05-07 19:41:37 +0000 UTCwelcome!!!!!!! the polls are always insane!!! you can scroll though old ones too, that's always fun/extremely painful
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-05-07 19:39:56 +0000 UTCDoesn’t matter to me, lol but hoping either the last two wins
BoujieXBabyXSweetie
2025-05-07 19:37:42 +0000 UTCOmg what a juicy first poll as a new patron lol
Carma✨
2025-05-07 19:37:28 +0000 UTCyour wedding audio birthday wish is coming true!! thank you for your service!! 💖
alisha 🌱
2025-05-07 19:37:17 +0000 UTChomer simpson bride gif
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-05-07 19:37:16 +0000 UTCdude these are all so good i don’t really know which one i want😭
mikmak
2025-05-07 19:37:09 +0000 UTCi am screaming.
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-05-07 19:36:46 +0000 UTCaugust really said "y'all let me down during the wedding season poll last year so let me ENSURE that we get a wedding audio in this year 😤" the only problem now is i want them all 👰♀😭
alisha 🌱
2025-05-07 19:36:38 +0000 UTCooooo yes!!!! they dated years ago she's a friend of the bride not super close but they're friendly. listener sees him upset after being dumped and old feelings come back and she's there to save the day
B
2025-05-07 19:35:49 +0000 UTCI have needed #2 since I first laid eyes on it in September! I think it could be fun for there to be a childhood F2L dynamic between F+M too? Maybe F+M+Bride were neighbors growing up + F was always a bit of a taskmaster with him even when they were kids? I could see bratty msub/slutty mdom vibes! He’s getting sloppy on the dance floor, spills his wine on his suit + F drags him out to her car where she has a stain remover pen. Cue pulling on clothes + getting handsy with each other! super excited to see genre in the convo for the exclusive too!
rachel 🍓
2025-05-07 19:35:24 +0000 UTC„ONE LAST NIGHT PLEASE“ I scream as they drag me into the asylum 😔
Buttercup
2025-05-07 19:35:01 +0000 UTCExcuse me, but are we getting an “oh no, there’s only one bed” in #4!?
Sierrana89
2025-05-07 19:34:45 +0000 UTCAww the lively dynamic between the brother and the bridesmaid sounds so charming! And a trouble maker brother sounds naughty and fun ! Can’t wait for the final results 🖤
LexxSolace
2025-05-07 19:34:32 +0000 UTClove a good best friend's annoying little brother trope😵💫😵💫
B
2025-05-07 19:34:26 +0000 UTCLove the ideas, especially ex groom…here comes the angst!!
Amelia S
2025-05-07 19:34:03 +0000 UTCI WANNA VOTE FOR ALL OF THESE ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
X
2025-05-07 19:33:31 +0000 UTCwoah this is a tough line up they're all so good😭
B
2025-05-07 19:33:08 +0000 UTCIf you need to vent to a complete stranger, you know where to find me ❤️
Nóri
2025-05-07 19:33:00 +0000 UTCI just got engaged and this was SUPER confusing to see pop up at random 💀
Tabi
2025-05-07 19:32:39 +0000 UTCWhat if for option 4, the bridesmaid is an old flame from college? Or, if we wanna get extra messy, the bride's sister? Maybe she still maintains a friendship with the speaker behind her family's back, and she lies about going on a 'girls weekend getaway' with her bestie? Unresolved sexual tension and secret one-sided crushes?
Courtney💋
2025-05-07 19:32:38 +0000 UTCPRAYING on option 2
loml
2025-05-07 19:32:28 +0000 UTCi’ve never clicked out of company wifi faster
Mimi (she they)
2025-05-07 19:32:20 +0000 UTCI rubbing my filthy lil raccoon hands together as we speak
DeJENerate
2025-05-07 19:31:45 +0000 UTCDon't fake me out like this, man. Not on DT drop day 🥺
Knotty Kittie
2025-05-07 19:31:39 +0000 UTCOkay this is so funny because I just ended my engagement and cancelled my wedding LMAO 😭
Nat
2025-05-07 19:31:10 +0000 UTC
