[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] Dirty Talk #25 [Switchy] [Flirting] [Fun Sex] ["Smash Cut To"] [Intentional Snaps] [Cowgirl] [Spanking] [Making Out] [Titplay] [Face Riding] [Blowjob] [Doggy] [Floor Sex] [Stripping] [Checking You Out] [Manhandling] [Crawling] [Over and Over] [Choose Your Own Orgasm] [Pussy Eating] [Fingering] [Cum] [Praise] [Whispering]
Added 2025-02-06 21:47:04 +0000 UTC
Hi!
Talking and flirting and laughing smash cut to sweaty, energetic kissing and sucking and fucking. That's it basically.
Enjoy,
august 🌨️
Names Used: Sweetheart, slut, good girl
Yes absolutely, but also I listened to this for the first time in like a month and became catatonic like it was the first DT I’d ever heard 🧍🏿♀️
Gabriella 🥭
2025-03-21 02:21:15 +0000 UTC
Thank you!!! Thats amazing :) I will do them all next! 💕
Miss Nomer 💬
2025-03-15 07:56:10 +0000 UTC
May i boldly suggest the Vday 2024 BF's Best Friend audio for your listening pleasure🌹
And then the Neighbor hears you, Stranger Breeding, Potions 1-2 series, Space Officer, DT 1, 24, 8,10,13
💓
AlitaNYM
2025-03-15 07:53:46 +0000 UTC
Worth. Every. Fucking. Penny.
Miss Nomer 💬
2025-03-13 19:39:59 +0000 UTC
Honestly dont know if i can handle these intros... And i only joined today! 🤦♀️
Miss Nomer 💬
2025-03-13 19:11:03 +0000 UTC
I still listen to this on a regular basis 😌 a concerning amount actually
Mathematician
2025-03-10 03:56:44 +0000 UTC
Is this the hottest thing you’ve ever recorded?? Idk maybe !!
(My thoughts every time I return to an audio lets be real)
Cait
2025-03-02 04:30:21 +0000 UTC
Belated happy birthday! 💐
anodaw89
2025-02-27 17:30:52 +0000 UTC
Come here,
put your mouth where your mind is.
JENNI
2025-02-26 18:30:33 +0000 UTC
That’s so beautiful 💗💗
emelthefae
2025-02-22 02:19:38 +0000 UTC
Thank you!!
Chaela
2025-02-19 23:02:51 +0000 UTC
Happy belated birthday!!
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-19 22:20:05 +0000 UTC
I regularly cry after orgasms :) I think it’s one of the most vulnerable feelings there isb
Ames
2025-02-19 20:33:49 +0000 UTC
No way this was posted on my birthday 🤭
Chaela
2025-02-17 21:56:01 +0000 UTC
i actually cannot handle how much you were relishing in the visions of lusty eye contact and laughing too hard at things that aren't that funny and sitting in charged silence while the world moves around the two of you. as gabriella says: very upsetting!
luc-ky charm 💌🍀✨
2025-02-17 18:55:17 +0000 UTC
safe!! that’s the word! your audios always provide such a safe space for everyone to get a lil slutty and it’s so comforting for those with a weird relationship with sex. you’re the audio porn GOAT frrrrr 💗
mina
2025-02-17 01:57:16 +0000 UTC
This man truly deserves the world with how free, safe and sexy he made me feel with this, just....thank you 💜
MyBeautifulEnemy
2025-02-15 23:58:32 +0000 UTC
This one was really heartbreaking, I felt described a bit too well(being in control, teasing). I liked mention of ending with fingers versus… other things. Does anyone else get a bit too nostalgic over similar memories and start crying to audios ? Just me?.. I probably burst into tears like 4 times remembering good times 🌟
emelthefae
2025-02-14 02:11:41 +0000 UTC
Free and Safe are the sexiest words I’ve ever heard 💯💯💯
Adrienne
2025-02-12 07:27:14 +0000 UTC
“Smirking at each other, catching each others eyes” Really enjoyed sinking into this one. The flirty, sensual, playful atmosphere that evinces the prelude that happens right before it’s consummated. Gazes that flit between conversation capturing a fleeting smile here, a flirty glance there. Undressing each other's thoughts as the thrill of curiosity builds. Are we having fun yet? 😌
•”Saying your name while I smack your ass” The way I choked on my drink…those words are WEALTHY.
•“I want you to feel free & safe. Safe enough to get so slutty and dirty and filthy” Everything about this is gorgeous. THIS feeling is what makes it so easy to sink into.
•“I want you to make eye contact with me, take off your clothes” The stripteasing / undressing - eye contact talk was SoOoOoOo delicious. ✨🦋😩 on repeat 🔁
•[whispering]‼️ Should really have its own tag. The way your voice reduces to a sensual whisper, luring you close before dropping you right back into it. It’s not even explainable how this kisses my brain so well. - Wholly entrancing - Is it any surprise that some of my favorites have whispering? 🤫
This one washed over me 🫠…had to sit with it for a moment. Thanks August!
DivineFeminine
2025-02-11 02:34:21 +0000 UTC
HELP OMFG LOL
Tori Burges
2025-02-10 06:53:16 +0000 UTC
crying this is so real.
Tori Burges
2025-02-10 06:43:20 +0000 UTC
Hey why did the line “however you cum” make me kinda emotional… the fact that you acknowledge that not everyone will be the same is just so 🥹
Grace
2025-02-09 14:40:32 +0000 UTC
The SNAPS 💖👄💖 they just DO something ughhhhh
✨Danie✨
2025-02-09 14:29:22 +0000 UTC
Also reiterating how much talent and dedication it takes to make all the DT feel fresh and new.
😚👌🏼
anodaw89
2025-02-09 14:19:03 +0000 UTC
@Anna I can actually see sparks flying whenever I listen to this, my phone’s gonna explode💥
@Gabriella omg YES totally relate to having the slightly snarky “oh, is that so?” reaction to the “we both know we’re gonna bang later” bit. so sO FUNN, I’m losing it at your mouthwatering description of this cumpetitive dynamic. i love the scripted audios (to a concerning degree) but the DTs allow so much more room to play with this hazy, extended hunger and languid, luscious intimacy. And yes! I’m a firm believer that sex is fun and laughter + smiling is GOOD and it doesn’t have to be Serious and Intense alllll the time. I totally get the concern about laughter/position change breaking the tension but it could definitely increase the intensity of other parts like you said, and i think there’s a balance to be struck fs! Esp in an [edging] context like @Rachel said omgngghghg pls god yes.
@Rachel THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND YES like F telling M she’s close so M stops abruptly/switches it up, telling her she can take it and to just hold on for him perchance?? 🥴 (witch potion audio echoes in the distance) Also in full support of F doing this to M as well, I just love a pleasure domme moment so bad, my god. I am wishing on all the stars that we FINALLY get that Listener O record broken!!! 🌟 speaking of…..yes. im just. Yes. Same. Every time I see a [choose your own orgasm] tag, the Pokemon theme starts playing in my head. I GOTTA HAVE EM ALL
pftthdjfh I cannot tell you how many times I’ve replayed the chadgust “you wish for me to what, reach beneath your skiRTs here and now?? beneath yer sLEP..???” bit 🏄 then you press play on *this* and its like. Who..EVEN IS THIS DUDE…? Bonkers City.
sarah 💫
2025-02-09 06:10:12 +0000 UTC
I can’t stop listening to this, it’s basically the soundtrack to my weekend at this point 😳
Mathematician
2025-02-09 03:44:27 +0000 UTC
+100 on being eager to hear more silly/laughter moments mid-sex + position changes! totally agree about the authenticity factor and I think it could be a fun way to play with pacing? ooooh especially something with [edging] + [multiple orgasms] + games/bets element around orgasm quantity and/or who cums first? 😏 I can’t help but have an agenda for crossing breaking Listener O record off the bingo card in mind when I imagine the possibilities for this!
the [choose your own orgasm] thing is one of my fave DT tropes omfg you’re so real for saying you want them all bc I fr sometimes can’t “decide”? haha 🤷🏻♀️ it’s the DT Sophie’s Choice!
feeling so validated that you also found his voice extra appealing here! I can’t figure out WHY but, maybe you’re on to something with having the silly accents from the stream still fresh in my brain as a contrast! 🤪 I’m still thinking about the Russian attempt + the NY/NJ Italian American “the movements of… your bAhdy”—so freaking good! ✨
p.s. ZONT 🙅🏻♀️ even put this thought in my head, I already love Concert Friend so bad; I can’t be even sicker over him, Sarah!!!!
rachel 🍓
2025-02-09 02:10:42 +0000 UTC
hahaha not suckrates!! 😭💀
seeing something I said cited in one of your lovely comments is such a pleasure bc you always make my ideas more interesting when layering them into your impressions! 💌 I’m on the same page as you and Sarah in terms of being super receptive to the fdom/msub bit in this! My giddiness at the suggestion of being crawled over to was so unfamiliar + exciting! 🤩
we’re also in agreement about this having big Goofy Concert Bestie energy! I just relistened to that audio for my research for the Sound Design category of the Moanys and he’s still one of my fave Speakers/they’re still an iconic S&L pair 💜
rachel 🍓
2025-02-09 01:47:16 +0000 UTC
@sarah the answer to that question is always YES 🙂↕️ and “I LOVE LEARNING” hahaha so true! the space for self-reflection + self-discovery in the DTs is at the core of why I’m such a fan! 💡💗
😭 can you imagine this date screening process? I just casually have the app open to this audio on my phone at the bar + I slide it over to my date + tell him to pop in an airpod real quick 😌☝🏼 lmaoooo no, but it is real that the energy of this audio is aspirational for IRL! when the stars align and a hot man is clearly *looking* at you, finds whatever ridiculous thing you’re saying funny, AND can match the yap?? I’m folding 🙇🏻♀️🫣 this DT was like taking a shot of that experience!
@Alita aww you’re the angel; thank you! 😇🫵🏼
@Anna 😏 what can I say? I love the snaps! 🫰🏼
@Gabriella EXACTLY re: “*you* are doing A+ slut work, and the other person is loving it!” It’s the recognition of the specificity of each person in the connection, like, because it’s “us” it’s *this* hot and feels *this* good! I think about the “still just having fun together and enjoying each other’s company even as we enjoy each other’s bodies” line. A huge appeal of the fantasy of this imo is that “you” and the other person have a certain ✨ magic ✨ together that translates seamlessly in all contexts, be it goofy, bar banter or sweaty, fun sex. It’s like what you've said about Concert F2L + High School F2L where the fucking is just an extension of existing dynamics! 🌈
omfg you are SO right that the Speaker overstim/edging stuff keeps recurring too… I am running red string between that and the making L cum over and over again stuff on a AITW conspiracy cork board! The “grabbing you by the hips and trying to hold back because if you ride me too hard I’ll cum, and I don’t want to cum so soon” like 6.5 minutes in was WILD.🐺 I want more, more, more; Fucked Out For All 2025 🪧📢✊🏼
rachel 🍓
2025-02-09 01:15:59 +0000 UTC
i can’t believe you’re a real person
sk
2025-02-08 17:20:34 +0000 UTC
I feel spoiled with all these snaps
Issay
2025-02-08 16:10:45 +0000 UTC
Absolutely readiness to switch if desired + his performance. It’s actually scary to me how quickly and seamlessly he dropped into submission, but I guess we had the same experience as Listeners into dominance. The excitement to use your body in whatever ways will make them craziest! It’s so fun to both experience the thing and learn how to do it too (“I LOVE LEARNING!” Lmaoooo EXAAACTLY 🤘🏿‼️)
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-08 14:18:03 +0000 UTC
"The (rarer?) “saying your name” stuff mentioned in addition to that here is so fucking GOOD" YES. It feels like a mini mirror moment. Something/someone is reflecting back at you that *you* are doing A+ slut work, and the other person is loving it! So much so, they have to say your name!
"Overstim + multiple orgasm talk lately" I was also so shocked by the proposition that I'm actually maybe envisioning the 3rd or 4th O. Worlds opened to me. I'm also paying veeeery close attention to Speakers recently trying to overstim or edge themselves using Ls which feels so perfectly Tuning Fork subby/dommy. Something is cooking up there, and I'm terrified of the final product.
Clothed fucking supremacy!!!! And sweetheart will always melt me immediately!
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-08 13:00:12 +0000 UTC
"Cause we know in a few hours, I’m gonna be inside you?" + “mid-coitus laughing + multiple position changes”: The first line elicited a brief bratty thought this AM (“oh, ARE you????”), and maybe that's why this one feels so volcanic. DTs always feels like a game, like sexual DnD, but this really felt so tug of war-y! This is a cumpetition! “I have to fuck you as hard as possible to show you how much I like you all at once” v. “but wait then it’ll be over (for a bit), and I don’t want to stop playing”. Ping ponging between those two states, getting reeeeeeeeeeeeeal close to either pole before running towards the other, and laughing all the while is SO FUN WHAT?! Totally agree on more laughing and position changes during. I could get worries that in an audio, it might break some of the tension, but I think it could actually amplify the intensity of all the other parts. And sex is funny!
“This is a voice memo + internal monologue mixed tape from concert friend, change my mind” Oh this is making me soooooo sick oh gooooooooooooooooood
And I know, his voice can do anything!! Let me meet January in the Summer!!!!
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-08 12:47:15 +0000 UTC
Why do I like it when he snaps? Wait I’m seeing a pattern within myself 🙂↕️But why are these dirty talks getting better and better?? August is just that good damn it ✨
Quercus
2025-02-08 09:01:39 +0000 UTC
#NEEDTHAT
eden
2025-02-08 08:48:14 +0000 UTC
not 🫰🏼 being the bullet point
Anna 🦕🍀
2025-02-08 08:09:16 +0000 UTC
something different is in this one fr. spent the last 24 hours living my life in what WOULD have been peace if not for the relentless mind chorus of “slow down… slow DOWN.”
unfair. wtf i literally have things to do
Anna 🦕🍀
2025-02-08 08:07:25 +0000 UTC
Rachel you angel✨💫
The ".. This is the unspoken ethos infused into all of your work.." is SO ON POINT and ilysm for always articulating what i can't find the words for!!!💕💕💕
AlitaNYM
2025-02-08 08:00:10 +0000 UTC
Wait YES Gabriella I too felt so much more confident w the fdom implications here? It felt a lot easier to slip into that role fsr, maybe bc it was towards the end when so much listener subbiness has already happened or maybe it’s bc of the pure hunger to be soft-dommed conveyed through August’s delivery but it WORKED super well 😳 and OMGHFFJ EXACTLY i totally got concert friend vibes too!!! The playful, light, casual vibes mixed w the filthy, freaky sex felt so up his alley and is totally his color. I should call him (press play on a fictional audio)….
sarah 💫
2025-02-08 07:55:12 +0000 UTC
x2 on palpable buzzing energy. captured so well here it’s crazyy
Anna 🦕🍀
2025-02-08 07:55:12 +0000 UTC
Huuuge big honking ditto on the “that’s fun isn’t it?” being so delightful and thrilling in the DTs. Like yes. YES IT’S FUN OKAY! I LOVE LEARNING. And omg “catching lightning in a bottle” YES that is the precise feeling, like you can’t believe your luck that you’re hitting it off THIS well w someone ugh. Also lmao you’re so real for mentioning screening potential suitors by making them listen to this audio 😭 if my next date doesn’t see my dumb weird jokes as “smash cut to hot sex” material, we are not mtb </3
sarah 💫
2025-02-08 07:54:58 +0000 UTC
“I want you to feel free and safe…enough to get slutty and filthy and dirty” + “I wanna make you feel sexy, I wanna make you feel so fucking hot” — this felt SO important and comforting to hear as a woman. Ik “female gaze” is a term that gets thrown around a lot in relation to your work but imo, this is a big reason why. You seem to understand that (generally speaking, ofc) it’s not about feeling sexualized and desired as much as it’s about feeling *safe enough* to feel sexualized and desired. That layer of safety/comfort is so super crucial to the (s)experience for women and the fact that your driving force is to desperately, earnestly, eagerly make the other person feel safe AND slutty??? Yeah. Amazing. Great stuff.
• you getting sidetracked by YOUR own freaky sexy imagination is so…..like excuse me?? That’s OUR job. Welcome to the “Distracted by August” club, there are zero seats left so you’ll have to stand 🙄
• the whole “we’re making stupid jokes + polite convo but we both know we’re going to Pound Town later” part makes me wanna chew on my hair. That palpable, buzzing, smirky energy when you’re being silly and goofy w someone and you just KNOW they’re checking you out, *while* they’re talking to you? 😵💫 I’m gonna implode. Begging on my knees for more flirty, playful audios 🙏🏼
• I would loooove to hear more mid-coitus laughing + multiple position changes in audios! The “throw you out of my lap, spread your legs and bury my face in you” part is diabolically hot but also feels so realistic imo. It feels really authentic for characters to switch positions bc X feels better or Y will make M come too quickly and there’s something really primal and hot about rearrangement that would be really fun to play with!
• your eyes make me sick 😖 https://imgur.com/a/IM8ddr3
• the “so which one are you gonna picture?” stuff is always so….idk what the word is. You said it in the infamous DT 6 too and it’s just. So blatant? It feels very “I know what you’re here for, you know what you’re here for, so take what you’re here for” anddddsjfd it drives me crazy. The brief but intense Orgasm Flight Tasting sections alwayssss kill me. I feel like I’m sampling flavors at an ice cream shop they all sound SO GOOD I WANT THEM ALL🍦
This was super yummy and your voice sounded extra dextra good. It’s also crazy to me that this is the same voice that said “YOU MUST BOUNCE ON IT CRRRRAZY STYLE” in a dracula accent just last week (shoutout livestream gang). Forget duality, you have an entire multiverse inside you 🙌🏼🌌
P.S. this is a voice memo + internal monologue mixed tape from concert friend, change my mind 🥰
sarah 💫
2025-02-08 07:30:57 +0000 UTC
We’re 25 audios deep into the DTs and you’re still finding new ways to experiment with narrative form in your stream-of-consciousness chat about dirty shit??? Cool stuff!! 🙂👍🏼
The in medias res/smash cut device is something I’ve been SO curious about, and it was a blast to hear you storyboard it out a bit here! Teasing the smash cut concept by dropping us right in with the playful “Hi, uh, when are you gonna come ride my cock?” cold open is crazy work. Already slack-jawed and locked in for everything you’re about to say a mere 16 seconds into a DT is a record. Then your effortless progression with balancing the experiment with that heightened cinematic language + the direct-to-listener immersion factor to achieve a super scintillating and sexy result? I am petrified by how much you impress me.
🫰🏼”That’s fun, isn’t it?” soooo silly how much I love when you say this in DTs omg, I think because it just reinforces the vibe of the DTs being an exploratory forum for hot fantasies! 💭
🫰🏼The sense of chemistry + connection created and sustained throughout is something special. The experience of this absolutely stirred that catching-lightning-in-a-bottle feeling when you’re so lockstep with someone on how mutually into each other you are on every level that the ease in the eventual shift from the weird jokes + nonstop conversation portion of the evening -> all over each other in one of your beds just makes sense. The blueprint! Should I do myself a favor and screen potential suitors from here on out by asking them to listen to this audio (jk)?
🫰🏼I am weak for a “say my name” but the (rarer?) “saying your name” stuff mentioned in addition to that here is so fucking GOOD.
🫰🏼”I want you to feel just like free and safe. Safe enough to just like get so slutty, and dirty, and filthy.” This is the unspoken ethos infused into all of your work, imo, but no less welcome when you do voice it. A needed message right now!
🫰🏼I was not expecting neck + collarbone to be the first two things highlighted in the being checked out section and it gave me butterflies. tits + ass are classics for a reason but I believe necks/collarbones are too often overlooked as super sexy and deserving of admiration! 🦋🪞
🫰🏼Hand under skirt + clothed fucking mentions!!!! A hit out on my life!!!!!!!! 🎯🔫‼️
🫰🏼 [big brown eyes] tag debut when? 🤎
🫰🏼”I want your pussy and your clit sore and sensitive from me making you cum. Just over and over and again and again and again until we collapse.” There’s been a looooot of overstim + multiple orgasm talk lately 👀🥰 Don’t be shy; as you said, we need to make a 4 Listener + 2 Speaker orgasms reverse of Witch Potion happen this year! Breaking the Listener Orgasm Record *is* on the official bingo card after all (one of my suggestions), and I am committed to the cause! 🫡
🫰🏼Idk why, but your voice sounds especially hot in this; I feel like I could single-handedly fell a redwood!!! All the whispering at the end too? I am so Sneaking Into Your HS Friend’s Room-pilled that any time you pull a whisper + earnestness combo, I am Cooked; it’s absolutely over for me. 🧎🏻♀️
🫰🏼this “bye, sweetheart” + the single “sweetheart” in Concubine!!!! Great reminders of why sweetheart is an elite pet name in the rachel 🍓 household.
I’m trying to be more rigorous with my thoughts on your work before “best” becomes completely emptied of meaning, but I think I’ll need to make an exception for the DTs. The 2025 DTs are two of the best of the series! Thanks for continuing to enable my DT super fandom, August!!!! ⭐️
rachel 🍓
2025-02-08 06:34:13 +0000 UTC
Damn that’s actually very impressive lol I’m weak
Grace
2025-02-08 04:26:56 +0000 UTC
Manifesting for you too babe 🙏🏻
Grace
2025-02-08 04:16:20 +0000 UTC
@revali OH 😵💫
Cristal ✨
2025-02-08 02:40:29 +0000 UTC
This is such an amazing DT. But I got a whiplash on the first 18s. LOL. That caught me off guard. 😭 anyway, great job. Very sexy! You’re incredible, August!!
Edit: your voice is so soothing, literally even the context is sexy and hot. I always fall asleep because of how relaxing your voice is. Haha.
Pie 🥧
2025-02-08 00:14:21 +0000 UTC
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My favorite kind of semenar!!!!! I’m finding I can’t get traction on this DT, like I don’t really have coherent thoughts, more just flashes of images coupled with a lot of intense emotion. So it’s cool that you were able to, off the dome, realize the smash cut idea in the listening experience!
💥Us doing fusion for the fourth time in the bar and laughing obnoxiously before we’re asked politely to leave: https://tinyurl.com/bdhacw4d
💥Oh, I thought you meant *I* said “take off your clothes”, and I was like OHHHH! Time to put on my captain’s hat 👩🏿✈️!
💥I found it very easy to slip into being the domme, perhaps the easiest and most quickly I’ve done so. Maybe it’s the br*wn ey*s recalling DT #19, but I was ready to become Belladomma. I guess it has been a while since some properly subby Msub stuff (to be clear, I am *loving* the greyscale switching [@rachel🍓, 2024] you've been doing), so maybe I'm just craving it.
💥Your matter-of-fact tone saying, “I love mounting you” is PURE EVIL
💥Oh nice, there’s some cum stuff in this 🙂. That’s all.
💥The last four minutes are simultaneously so crazy and so cutesy? Feels like a compressed pellet of Goofy Concert Bestie, so you *know* my head was lolling back and forth
💥On first listen, literally screamed “stop it!” aloud after the third snap. They're scarily powerful.
💥Hearing “big brown eyes” is like standing in front of a monster truck, and they turn the high beams on. Turn your sexual high beams DOWN please (don’t). I admire and appreciate your restraint only mentioning them twice now. I mean, what kind of WHORE just goes around waving their big brown eyes around? Like some sort of strumpet. Where might one find one of these whores so I can give them a piece of my mind, where do they hang out, do they like – [anvil drops from sky, pancake version of me is carted off to horny jail]
This was pretty good or whatever, thank you, August🤸🏿♀️💗!!!
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 23:49:50 +0000 UTC
The kitchen sink probably still running in my apartment I swear to god 😩
Sensual Pear👄
2025-02-07 23:07:06 +0000 UTC
@sensualpear I put it on while I was doing work stuff thinking I could just let it play…he opened with “when are you gonna come ride my cock” and I shut my laptop off so fast.
I was like “this…this is gonna need my undivided attention.” 😵💫🫠
Cristal ✨
2025-02-07 23:06:15 +0000 UTC
Well done baby.
JENNI
2025-02-07 23:00:42 +0000 UTC
Yummy
Elisa
2025-02-07 21:52:23 +0000 UTC
Sir, how did you hack directly into my brain? I need better firewalls or something. 😳🫣
Samma
2025-02-07 20:45:34 +0000 UTC
Sir, your words are unhinged! Thank you!
Selene 🌙
2025-02-07 20:39:39 +0000 UTC
Snapping? Yeah I’m sat like Pavlov’s bitch
C
2025-02-07 20:39:31 +0000 UTC
YES!!!!! i know exactly what that other line is and it destroyed me 🫡
AlitaNYM
2025-02-07 20:39:27 +0000 UTC
minute 24:00 to the end with the goddamn whispering is 😮💨🫠🥵 you’re trying to kill us I know it!!
Cait
2025-02-07 20:34:43 +0000 UTC
sometimes i do my weekly budget and im like hmmm should i cut some subscriptions? and every week i never once think about cutting this one because these dirty talk audios are s-tier and i refuse to miss a single one
cheyenne ☕️
2025-02-07 20:33:05 +0000 UTC
that opening...*whewwwww* and the way you describe that nervous excited energy of flirting and laughing makes it so easy to emotionally recall those emotions. which makes the snaps/smash cuts so devastating.
the stripping section had me drunk with power in the first half, only to very quickly fall into a subby head space and wowee 😵💫 what a ride that was.
Ella
2025-02-07 19:43:54 +0000 UTC
"When are you gonna come ride my cock" is an s tier line, right up there with "i was gonna see if you wanted me to fuck you at all"
Ethel M.
2025-02-07 18:29:29 +0000 UTC
LMAOO THE START 😭😭
lanii
2025-02-07 17:51:01 +0000 UTC
Girl, fighting for air 20 seconds in is insane. What a menace. 😩
Sabina 🌹
2025-02-07 17:10:14 +0000 UTC
August. I’m not even 20 seconds in. Let a bitch breathe 💀
Sensual Pear👄
2025-02-07 16:59:05 +0000 UTC
This one goes straight from sweet to naughty to volcanic 🔥🔥🔥 how can you chuckle so innocent yet talk so dirty? 6:45 that transition from the chuckling “slow down” to the authoritative “slow down”?! I almost cried. Is this audio a test of different voicing styles or something? Because the subtle changes in your tones are insanely delicious. It’s also like another glimpse of your brain, flipping through all those yummy snapshots, knowing that there will be more to come… I need to squeeze something and cry so badly 😭😭😭
JammyJam
2025-02-07 16:56:56 +0000 UTC
BYE SWEETHEART??? Omg look what you’ve done to me🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
oicdwr2o1
2025-02-07 16:40:25 +0000 UTC
Ok.
Opening: kinda crazy
Build up: delicious
The Smash cuts: absolutely insane
Snaps: crisssssppp
The “slow down”s: lethal.
Ending: I flatlined…… 📉
Side note: the manhandling?? Ugh yes pls 🫠
roxy 🥀
2025-02-07 16:21:15 +0000 UTC
this is maybe my favorite ever??? I’ve said it before but: fun safe slutty silly is what you do best and I just adore it. manifesting this kind of energy for me irl
Rachel
2025-02-07 16:08:01 +0000 UTC
20 seconds in and I’m already giggling blushing kicking my feet
Rachel
2025-02-07 15:31:22 +0000 UTC
I’m crying orgasms and tacos sounds fucking lit tho
Ames
2025-02-07 15:14:50 +0000 UTC
My deepest wish is for every woman to experience this level of pleasure as her norm. Amen. 🙏
Ames
2025-02-07 15:10:31 +0000 UTC
Sir I think you’ve outdone yourself. Are you psychic? I literally fantasised about this exact scenario yesterday before hearing this
Ames
2025-02-07 15:07:38 +0000 UTC
oh oh my god silly goofy august !! my most fave boy ever !!
dawn angie 💌
2025-02-07 13:49:10 +0000 UTC
Every one of these is the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard. This one is now on top - until the next one comes.
God, that was like you crawled into my brain and described everything I like about sex and flirting.
Heather
2025-02-07 10:20:20 +0000 UTC
PERFECT ABSOLUTELY PERFECT
Violet 💜
2025-02-07 09:46:08 +0000 UTC
Oh the things I would do to this man…. 💋
Valerie
2025-02-07 09:17:09 +0000 UTC
oh okay glad to see the full body chills within the first :15 was a reasonable response based on these comments
nugs
2025-02-07 09:15:53 +0000 UTC
Literally. One of the few times a huge ego would be understandable. 🙂↕️
Gigi 🪐
2025-02-07 08:48:02 +0000 UTC
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR MORE FINGER SNAPPING AND DEMANDS *insert Bernie Sanders meme here*
(this is my first time asking btw)
Also, “big brown eyes”? Have you lost your mind??? If so please don’t find it, that won’t be necessary 🤪
Paige ✨
2025-02-07 08:40:28 +0000 UTC
Everything about this audio was just so great - the concept, the initial break of realising you're getting distracted, the ✨️snaps✨️?? Like they were crisp and I hope you're proud of yourself for this 10/10 work
prettygrlmoans
2025-02-07 08:07:10 +0000 UTC
this is crazy good work, wow.
🐉ᵐᵉⁱ‧₊˚♡彡
2025-02-07 07:19:18 +0000 UTC
I want George Clooney to pick me up in a hotel bar and drink my whiskey. Or August ☺️
Ethel M.
2025-02-07 06:53:48 +0000 UTC
Only about 15 seconds in and it's an instant favourite.
Amy 🌙
2025-02-07 06:41:52 +0000 UTC
30 seconds in and I'm already giggling 🫣
Dee
2025-02-07 06:21:10 +0000 UTC
came back to say i like this a lot!!! maybe a little too much lol. you’re too good at this it’s getting ridiculous😸(i’ll be back)
jazz🌻
2025-02-07 06:00:01 +0000 UTC
HELPPPPPPP
risa
2025-02-07 05:59:53 +0000 UTC
“Bye sweetheart” ………………………………………….
risa
2025-02-07 05:58:51 +0000 UTC
I felt this
AlitaNYM
2025-02-07 05:40:16 +0000 UTC
"When are you gonna come-" me rn: 🏃🏻♀️
Dullfair1e
2025-02-07 05:38:20 +0000 UTC
The “bye sweetheart”…. I’m afraid it’s my weakness 🫠
Nicole
2025-02-07 05:31:53 +0000 UTC
Officially going to start slut shaming him for his eyes 🫵🏿
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 05:28:36 +0000 UTC
Getting the notification for this while at work really made the rest of the day go by so much slower… It was completely worth the wait though. 🙂↕️🙂↕️
morgan.
2025-02-07 05:26:58 +0000 UTC
this is my favourite dirty talk of all time thank you so much holy moly
Jada M
2025-02-07 05:03:48 +0000 UTC
as time goes on ur getting better and better … im frightened
sonnyangel
2025-02-07 05:00:37 +0000 UTC
@gabriella you think I wanna hear about your big baby browns??? doe-eyed a$$ 😒✋🏼
sarah 💫
2025-02-07 04:57:39 +0000 UTC
LMAOOSJSK GABRIELLA
August: “my big brown eyes”
Us: PUT YOUR BOOBS AWAY 🫵🏼🫣
sarah 💫
2025-02-07 04:55:32 +0000 UTC
*The woman was too stunned to speak* And I'm only 18 seconds in 😅
beluga
2025-02-07 04:47:30 +0000 UTC
I didn't even listen yet. I just clicked the heart because I know I'm gonna love it.
KWoww
2025-02-07 04:40:34 +0000 UTC
0:13…yeahhh i’m on the way say no more 🙂↕️
raél !
2025-02-07 04:37:05 +0000 UTC
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT PHOTO LMAOOOOO
adrian🍑
2025-02-07 04:15:23 +0000 UTC
AugustInTheWinter: Where Misandry Goes To Die
GeauxGabby
2025-02-07 04:07:56 +0000 UTC
diabolical work, as always. the “let me talk you through it” part absolutely ruined me and don’t get me started on the slick lil “sweetheart” at the end 😭 so good
kiara✨
2025-02-07 04:06:12 +0000 UTC
Im SCREAMING picturing this 😂
GeauxGabby
2025-02-07 04:05:42 +0000 UTC
so true, bestie, so true
Moira
2025-02-07 03:59:31 +0000 UTC
The way my jaw hit the floor and my eyeballs bulged out at that opening line. I gotta take a lap (no euphemisms intended, unfortunately).
https://imgur.com/a/GzFTTw9
hexa
2025-02-07 03:58:53 +0000 UTC
Full collapse, rolling down a hill (in my mind and soon enough IRL). IMMEDIATELY on my knees 😭
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:57:08 +0000 UTC
Oooo in one of my DT #23 comments, yes, babe. But also, wow, that made me reread my comment, and I don't think she's okay! An exorcism is imminent! But yeah, I, uh, need it.
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:54:37 +0000 UTC
Imma need this to be a cw tag at this point cause my heart stops everytime at the mention 😩❤️🩹📉
roxy 🥀
2025-02-07 03:54:33 +0000 UTC
Something about the way this comment is phrased has me almost in tears, thank you 😂
revali
2025-02-07 03:49:49 +0000 UTC
Me every time you mention your big, stupid, (presumably) gorgeous brown eyes: https://imgur.com/a/PKdrGFu
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:47:11 +0000 UTC
It’s because he’s talking to YOU and not listener character and it’s very 🫣
revali
2025-02-07 03:46:38 +0000 UTC
he definitely did it because everyone loved it in the last one lol
Anna 🦕🍀
2025-02-07 03:40:44 +0000 UTC
I died the tiniest death with that “sweetheart” at the end
stefffs
2025-02-07 03:22:49 +0000 UTC
This is so sweet 🥺
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:21:40 +0000 UTC
You’re stronger than Henry Kissinger’s will to live (was 😜)
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:20:30 +0000 UTC
I just watched that a couple months ago and was shocked by how much I enjoyed it!
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:18:56 +0000 UTC
Shut up about your eyes, Bambi ass mf 😣
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:16:25 +0000 UTC
deadass need my inhaler after the ending omg
B
2025-02-07 03:11:51 +0000 UTC
Omg you have a concussion?! I hope you're being well taken care of!!
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:09:02 +0000 UTC
Idk I’ll ask him when I see him on Saturday lmao
Moira
2025-02-07 03:03:46 +0000 UTC
Ayeeeee maybe they’d also like August?
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:02:39 +0000 UTC
Awww get well soon, this can’t possibly help your fever 🥀🤒
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:01:39 +0000 UTC
Is he even gonna help me on or do I have to do it myself like I was raised by wolves? Chivalry is dead 😔
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 03:00:37 +0000 UTC
oh this is a good one (im four minutes in but i don’t see that changing). manifesting this for me irl asap. thank u 🙏
Anna 🦕🍀
2025-02-07 02:57:40 +0000 UTC
the room is spinning rn hold on i need a second
Pomme🍎
2025-02-07 02:51:04 +0000 UTC
the snaps😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
B
2025-02-07 02:44:35 +0000 UTC
SO THIS IS HOW WERE STARTING THINGS???? NOT EVEN 2 MINS IN OMG
B
2025-02-07 02:35:48 +0000 UTC
Yay another DP (Double Post)!! Longest wait of my life for work to end. Do your worst, big dog 🫵🏿
Gabriella 🥭
2025-02-07 02:31:07 +0000 UTC
*in the style of jesse pinkman* “he can’t keep getting away with this!!”
Nevaeh
2025-02-07 02:19:44 +0000 UTC
going in blind 🫡 you’re so brave
Moira
2025-02-07 02:05:20 +0000 UTC
ugh now im not gonna read the rest of the comments til i get a chance to listen, i wanna be shocked too. damnit
Anna 🦕🍀
2025-02-07 02:04:32 +0000 UTC
I think if I was a man and I said “when are you gonna come ride my cock?” and hundreds of women were like “whenever you want, daddy” I would be SO insufferable. 😂
PlainJaneJezebel
2025-02-07 01:37:27 +0000 UTC
How is August in my head?? I haven’t liked someone in a while and now that I admitted to myself I’m crushing hard he drops one that fits perfectly?? JAIL.
But anyways, BRO THE “SLOW DOWN”?!? I’m fucking barking
“Know that you control me” is the hottest thing a man can say tbh
May “say my name” never die 🫡
I did not expect that “sweetheart” at the end. I actually blushed more than with all the other stuff
Gabby
2025-02-07 01:33:46 +0000 UTC
My fears were valid. 🫠
Sabina 🌹
2025-02-07 01:33:09 +0000 UTC
💀
PlainJaneJezebel
2025-02-07 01:31:54 +0000 UTC
I find your Dirty Talks so intimidating. Why am I terrified of that play button? 😩
Sabina 🌹
2025-02-07 01:17:44 +0000 UTC
this was a really great balance of me giggling and laughing through this and also giving me (positive) sexy whiplash with how fucking hot this is was??
also for future audios, I think we’ve proven that smash cuts/en media res cut to sex (I think the genius @gabriella called them that) are hot in audios… 😵💫
Moira
2025-02-07 01:08:10 +0000 UTC
I’m not cinderella but I KNOW it fits
gojoflakes
2025-02-07 01:02:33 +0000 UTC
raw!!!!!!! next question!!!!!!
la bruja
2025-02-07 00:50:21 +0000 UTC
@alisha no amount of warning or bracing will be able to soften the “big brown eyes” blow, unforch :/
@thelnie a gazillion percent!!!
@xóchitl @freya absolutely, instant fold. whatever u friggin say🧎🏻♀️
sarah 💫
2025-02-07 00:32:17 +0000 UTC
August that is a crazy way to open
Lissa 💕
2025-02-07 00:23:48 +0000 UTC
august, your audios make me feel so pretty and safe (even the rough ones) and i just really appreciate u for that 💕🫶
Laine 🦋
2025-02-07 00:08:55 +0000 UTC
tyty 🫶 as far as i can tell it wasn’t severe enough to need medical attn but im keeping an eye out!!!
kira ✨
2025-02-07 00:02:41 +0000 UTC
1:12 are you fucking kidding me? 😵💫
Moira
2025-02-07 00:00:33 +0000 UTC
Well, happy Thursday to me!
Chris Cox
2025-02-06 23:59:41 +0000 UTC
Was not expecting 00:13, I actually gasped out loud, I see we’re in a silly goofy mood that’s gonna wreck me today
Moira
2025-02-06 23:58:46 +0000 UTC
I don’t comment often but I have to say you’re content has always been insanely well made but I’m so impressed (I’ve been around since I think the quarantine neighbors window audio maybe a little earlier) you’ve really improved even more, I have such high respect for your sound design, mixing/leveling, and narratives, not to mention your acting. The last few audios have been especially great and I continue to have new favorites. You are very talented, thank you 🫶
Ps: I’m excited to listen to this one :))
grummmble
2025-02-06 23:42:54 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure I saw stars by the end of it lol
Mathematician
2025-02-06 23:41:42 +0000 UTC
Why was I foaming at the mouth at the 3 minute mark? Send help
Cristal ✨
2025-02-06 23:38:38 +0000 UTC
Ok dropping this on a Thursday (which means I wake up to this on a Friday) is
D I A B O L I C A L
I have WORK 😭
roxy 🥀
2025-02-06 23:35:48 +0000 UTC
can u be serious for a minute how do u manage to make a snap sound hot and powerful
michelle 🐦🔥
2025-02-06 23:35:28 +0000 UTC
I’m gonna be thinking about that “slow down” for the rest of the year and it’s only Febuary😮💨
秦词
2025-02-06 23:35:12 +0000 UTC
what the hell. the playful vibe in this one had me smiling and giggling and shit 🙄
mina
2025-02-06 23:32:53 +0000 UTC
no same. the resonance is insane 😭
raivvin
2025-02-06 23:32:50 +0000 UTC
i did an august tolerance break it lasted like a week are you all proud of me
michelle 🐦🔥
2025-02-06 23:31:35 +0000 UTC
most of the time i listen to audios with my eyes closed so whenever he snaps my eyes shoot open🤣
key
2025-02-06 23:25:11 +0000 UTC
period !
key
2025-02-06 23:20:14 +0000 UTC
God, this reminds me of this old movie called out of sight, the sexual tension between the two leads was just insanely hot and the disjointed editing kinda mirrored this.
Ethel M.
2025-02-06 23:18:36 +0000 UTC
real like men with big brown eyes are my weakness this isn’t a fair fight 💔
Xóchitl
2025-02-06 23:13:56 +0000 UTC
Ohhhh this is perfect, you’re so gorgeous 💛 I’d love a desperate I missed you vibe audio like we haven’t seen each other for a long time
That kinda thing
lostinthesunlight
2025-02-06 23:07:47 +0000 UTC
if this man had a theme song it’d be freek-a-leek by petey pablo. JUST A FREAK THROUGH AND THROUGH AND HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE ONE TOO
raivvin
2025-02-06 23:03:54 +0000 UTC
maniacally giggling rn at this audio …. i am (WE ARE🫶) the phantom of the opera and august is the angel of music
kb
2025-02-06 23:02:50 +0000 UTC
does anyone else gasp when he snaps or am i in too deep am i too immersed
kb
2025-02-06 22:59:32 +0000 UTC
lol I should play it to assert dominance
Moira
2025-02-06 22:55:35 +0000 UTC
im afraid if i had a man in my bed rn the audio would be on full blast and we would just act it out OR he i wouldve kicked him out no in between😭
key
2025-02-06 22:55:04 +0000 UTC
omg i hope your head feels better soon!! 💖❤️🩹
alisha 🌱
2025-02-06 22:54:17 +0000 UTC
(he knows what he's doing)
Thelnie
2025-02-06 22:53:56 +0000 UTC
thank you for the heads up; i feel like i'll need to brace for impact until i hear about those big brown eyes 😵💫
alisha 🌱
2025-02-06 22:53:41 +0000 UTC
I can’t listen until this man vacates my bed (he’s taking a nap) BUT I WILL BE BACK
Moira
2025-02-06 22:51:19 +0000 UTC
8 minutes in and I’m dead 💀
Mathematician
2025-02-06 22:50:29 +0000 UTC
Noooo it’s okay, I wipe out all the damn time, take care of yourself tho!!
Moira
2025-02-06 22:50:04 +0000 UTC
It’s a weird kind of telepathy I stg
Moira
2025-02-06 22:47:48 +0000 UTC
oh no 😭😭 im so sorry that happened, please go to the doctor if you can!! head trauma is super important to treat early to prevent any issues
charlie
2025-02-06 22:46:22 +0000 UTC
6:43 The tone change with “slow down”. He can’t keep getting away with this
Gigi 🪐
2025-02-06 22:44:37 +0000 UTC
I’m so sorry for another comment but this DT has sent me into another dimension
This was crazy (good) work August
Cait
2025-02-06 22:43:25 +0000 UTC
okay this sounded threatening somehow?? anyways i'm 5 minutes in and losing it, this is super hot
charlie
2025-02-06 22:41:30 +0000 UTC
Btw, I'm glad you didn't spit in this one because you absolutely should(n't) do that in another DT for example *cough cough* (manifesting)
riri
2025-02-06 22:40:58 +0000 UTC
this is crazy august i hope you know that
charlie
2025-02-06 22:40:29 +0000 UTC
Did you put ILLEGAL DRUGS in your voice in this one holy shit. Nobody disturb me I need a few hours to decompress.
Gigi 🪐
2025-02-06 22:39:59 +0000 UTC
Annnnnd my day just got better 😋
Mathematician
2025-02-06 22:37:27 +0000 UTC
it’s a Problem
sarah 💫
2025-02-06 22:36:06 +0000 UTC
seriously. my biggest weakness fr
Freya
2025-02-06 22:35:43 +0000 UTC
AHA AHAHAHA HA the snaps goddamnit.
nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸
2025-02-06 22:35:23 +0000 UTC
you need to start tagging your [big brown eyes] what the fuck dude it hits me like an exploding 16-wheeler every time🔥🚛🤕👁️
sarah 💫
2025-02-06 22:34:16 +0000 UTC
i feel like you do this more in DTs than full audios but sometimes your breath will hitch while you're speaking and it makes you stutter or pause and bruh 🫠
anna
2025-02-06 22:33:01 +0000 UTC
I love it when we can hear the amusement in your voice cause your bratty dom side just can't help but take glee out of teasing the fuck out of everyone. You know what you're doing, that's for damn sure. (Also, smash cuts are so fucking hot.)
Freya
2025-02-06 22:32:50 +0000 UTC
Need a August's version of the "my work here is done" meme from sailor moon
riri
2025-02-06 22:32:19 +0000 UTC
“bye sweetheart” omg im over here smiling and shit stop it
key
2025-02-06 22:31:44 +0000 UTC
my guy i fell and hit my head so hard on ice today so sound directly in my ears is a little hard rn but WHEN MY HEAD IS LESS ACHEY IM GOIN IN ‼️🦅😼
kira ✨
2025-02-06 22:31:16 +0000 UTC
listening to this audio while eating birria tacos might be the most big back thing i’ve ever done but i didn’t want my food to get cold 😞
Xóchitl
2025-02-06 22:31:15 +0000 UTC
oh jesus CHRIST
kira ✨
2025-02-06 22:29:14 +0000 UTC
the sweetheart at the end?!
go to hell /j
adrian🍑
2025-02-06 22:27:38 +0000 UTC
It's a bit too accurate haha!!! + I think it's very easy to imagine his evil laugh behind the screen...
riri
2025-02-06 22:25:46 +0000 UTC
@cristal lol you know I spent too much time here who er kidding
Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)
2025-02-06 22:23:26 +0000 UTC
I hate you and your dumb snaps !!!!!!
(I’m joking)
Cait
2025-02-06 22:22:43 +0000 UTC
Quickly learning that I cannot listen to this one at work (as a chronic work listener this is unusual for me) the snaps are just so 🫨
Grace
2025-02-06 22:22:16 +0000 UTC
HELLO????? I WASNT EXPECTING
THIS??
B
2025-02-06 22:21:45 +0000 UTC
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW SJJXJA0WOIWUDBFKDS
AlitaNYM
2025-02-06 22:21:22 +0000 UTC
IM OMW!
Mimi (she they)
2025-02-06 22:18:52 +0000 UTC
Never have i wanted to wear a mask so badly in my life as I'm supposed to be working rn
AlitaNYM
2025-02-06 22:18:33 +0000 UTC
1:02-1:16 pls i can't go on 🥵🫣 when a man is naturally funny and charismatic i just wanna rip their clothes off fr 🫠🫠🫠 these dirty talks just get better and better 🤭
diana
2025-02-06 22:17:30 +0000 UTC
I
Am
Sat
AlitaNYM
2025-02-06 22:17:16 +0000 UTC
@sarah Thank you, Sarah! This audio should help a little 🤭🫶🏼
Cristal ✨
2025-02-06 22:16:16 +0000 UTC
SNAPPENING
SARAH
ILYSM💕👑🫡
AlitaNYM
2025-02-06 22:16:10 +0000 UTC
duality of man
Xóchitl
2025-02-06 22:16:04 +0000 UTC
I guarantee you he sometimes drops, then sits back and watches the world burn like Regina George in that cafeteria scene.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/IrFPxjv9JrMAAAAd/mean-girls-regina-george.gif
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 22:15:35 +0000 UTC
@alisha Sweet angel! Thank you so much 🫶🏼♥️
Cristal ✨
2025-02-06 22:15:32 +0000 UTC
Well played, August. Well played (slow snaps .... I mean claps)
☠️
AlitaNYM
2025-02-06 22:15:08 +0000 UTC
@caitlin Come here often? 🙃 …I was just about to send you a VN so you can listen to me dying 🥰
Cristal ✨
2025-02-06 22:14:56 +0000 UTC
It's funny how sometimes he posts, causes a ""bit"" of chaos, and then leaves while we lose our minds 🙂↕️
riri
2025-02-06 22:13:17 +0000 UTC
It’s 1 AM I can’t DEAL with this right now but I am still listening MIMI SEND HELP!
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 22:13:11 +0000 UTC
Every time he snaps and then you just HEAR HIM STIFILING THAT GIGGLE please August JAIL TIME.
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 22:12:20 +0000 UTC
First 20 seconds ur a devil man
sonnyangel
2025-02-06 22:12:04 +0000 UTC
FUCK OFFFFF WITH YOUR BIG BROWN EYES (/j)
Mimi (she they)
2025-02-06 22:11:11 +0000 UTC
JUST STABB ME PLEASE or Let that hot police daddy from Outlast execute me like…..I am not a gooner I’m a goner now
✨Vi✨
2025-02-06 22:10:26 +0000 UTC
Real “At least buy me dinner first” energy.
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 22:10:04 +0000 UTC
Yeah fer sher we all did! I’m like IT ISN’T SATURDAY (my usual drop day) what is this sorcery?!
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 22:09:42 +0000 UTC
Hope it does, baby!
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 22:09:08 +0000 UTC
DID YOU HEAR THE SMUGNESS AT THAT FIRST SNAP?!
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 22:08:57 +0000 UTC
HE KNOWS!
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 22:08:40 +0000 UTC
Also [crawling]!!!!!!!!! 🥵
Cait
2025-02-06 22:06:35 +0000 UTC
Getting this in my email and seeing “Hi!” And the ending of the note being “sucking and fucking” is FUNNY EVERYTIME
Cait
2025-02-06 22:06:14 +0000 UTC
AAAAAH WHAT. you got me checking what day it is 😭
ky ❣️💌✨
2025-02-06 22:04:12 +0000 UTC
correction: i *had* things to do.
jay
2025-02-06 22:03:10 +0000 UTC
are you kidding me i have things to do
jay
2025-02-06 22:02:32 +0000 UTC
will I make myself late to dinner plans so I can listen to this one now??? self-control is not something I have when it comes to the DTs + the in media res of it all is too tempting 🤭
rachel 🍓
2025-02-06 22:02:03 +0000 UTC
to me 1 min in the past: yeah
Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)
2025-02-06 22:00:39 +0000 UTC
oh man oh man! give me a warning next time😵💫
wiggie
2025-02-06 22:00:35 +0000 UTC
I love this man so much 😭
Dafina
2025-02-06 22:00:17 +0000 UTC
MIDDLE OF THE DAY LIKE FUCK YEAH I MEAN I GUESS I CAN MAKE TIME *at work on lunch break*
Craw Daddy
2025-02-06 22:00:06 +0000 UTC
from snapgate to the snappening 🫰🏼
sarah 💫
2025-02-06 21:59:50 +0000 UTC
someone took notice of how much we liked the snaps 🫠
adrian🍑
2025-02-06 21:59:47 +0000 UTC
HE KNOWS
Dafina
2025-02-06 21:59:13 +0000 UTC
0:15
Damn we didn't even make it to 30 seconds LOL I had to laugh
riss
2025-02-06 21:58:50 +0000 UTC
FRRR LIKE DAMN RIGHT NOW IG IDK???
key
2025-02-06 21:58:37 +0000 UTC
chat am I gonna be giggling and kicking my feet I’m so pumped
Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)
2025-02-06 21:58:32 +0000 UTC
August you could have just stabbed me you know😭🤦♀️😭
✨Vi✨
2025-02-06 21:58:31 +0000 UTC
the progression of snapgate needs to be studied
kenna
2025-02-06 21:58:18 +0000 UTC
and it’s EVERYWHERRE
holly
2025-02-06 21:58:17 +0000 UTC
feel better loml
Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)
2025-02-06 21:58:05 +0000 UTC
You're a freaking menace to society!
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 21:57:54 +0000 UTC
saw the notification and ran and wow, fancy seeing you here 🩷
Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)
2025-02-06 21:57:50 +0000 UTC
from snapgate to snapcuts let’s fucking go
Mimi (she they)
2025-02-06 21:57:40 +0000 UTC
listening to this while I go to the grocery store but I NEED to wear a mask so no one sees my goofy ass smiling over this audio 💀
Cam
2025-02-06 21:57:37 +0000 UTC
Hope you feel better soon!!
sarah 💫
2025-02-06 21:56:16 +0000 UTC
I hope your day shapes up to be better Mimi!! (with or without the help of this volcanic DT good lord)
sarah 💫
2025-02-06 21:56:06 +0000 UTC
who knew we’d be here a year after snapgate 🫰🏼
rachel 🍓
2025-02-06 21:55:59 +0000 UTC
lets fucking go
adrian🍑
2025-02-06 21:55:53 +0000 UTC
i am so unbelievably sat oh my god 😭😭
sophie
2025-02-06 21:55:09 +0000 UTC
Screaming, crying, KNAWWWIINNGG at the bars of my enclosure!! 😩🤌🏻
Gracie 💕👑
2025-02-06 21:55:07 +0000 UTC
LOL you always post when I’m about to do something!!! i.e rn when I’m abt to do someone, lol
Moira
2025-02-06 21:54:01 +0000 UTC
[Intentional Snaps]
💀💀💀💀
I can't
I won't survive
✨Vi✨
2025-02-06 21:53:50 +0000 UTC
having a Shit Day this IMMEDIATELY turned it around
Mimi (she they)
2025-02-06 21:53:14 +0000 UTC
get well soon, cristal!! 💖❤️🩹
alisha 🌱
2025-02-06 21:52:55 +0000 UTC
woke up with the flu today and this is THEE best medicine 🥰🫶🏼
Cristal ✨
2025-02-06 21:52:24 +0000 UTC
FUN SEX : IN FOR 2025
sarah 💫
2025-02-06 21:52:21 +0000 UTC
Who else checked their calendar just now :x
Thelnie
2025-02-06 21:52:16 +0000 UTC
August: when are you going to ride my cock?
…What happened to hello? How are you? God DAMN it’s broad daylight on a weekday!
Craw Daddy
2025-02-06 21:52:15 +0000 UTC
cowgirl in honor of Beyonce’s cowboy carter tour announcement maybe?? 🤠
key
2025-02-06 21:52:11 +0000 UTC
very busy guy today!! based on the tags this seems very cute and sexy (not mutually exclusive terms thank you), can’t wait to listen ⭐️
aliyah
2025-02-06 21:51:48 +0000 UTC
helLLOO
Mimi (she they)
2025-02-06 21:51:43 +0000 UTC
FUN SEX TOO?! IM SEATEDDDD 🪑
Deedee 🫶🏾
2025-02-06 21:51:35 +0000 UTC
YESSSSSSS THE END OF THE WEEK PICK ME UP I NEEDED 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Deedee 🫶🏾
2025-02-06 21:51:16 +0000 UTC
[intentional snaps] is killing me
sarah 💫
2025-02-06 21:51:14 +0000 UTC
august my dear you always post the DTs right when i want em the most❤️❤️❤️
key
2025-02-06 21:51:13 +0000 UTC
AHHHH
kiara✨
2025-02-06 21:50:43 +0000 UTC
ITS THURSDAY PLEASE HAVE MERCY
kenna
2025-02-06 21:50:05 +0000 UTC
WHATS GOING ON HERE
Craw Daddy
2025-02-06 21:50:00 +0000 UTC
AWOOGA
Craw Daddy
2025-02-06 21:49:50 +0000 UTC
NO FUCKING WAY!
Dana 💥
2025-02-06 21:49:45 +0000 UTC
I read smash cut to as smash culture and I was like hell yeah king pop off before realizing I’m just an idiot who can’t read
DeJENerate
2025-02-06 21:49:45 +0000 UTC
a double post today??? i was NOT prepared for this but i'm so not mad about it either 🥰
alisha 🌱
2025-02-06 21:49:41 +0000 UTC
wait WHAT????? SOMEONE HAS BEEN WORKING EXTRA HARD MA LADIES
✨Vi✨
2025-02-06 21:49:12 +0000 UTC