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Okay but I need to know if it was reverse psychology and he just knew that putting “this won’t win” would do the trick 😅 proud to be part of the brat fam

Jinxdancer

my prayers have finally been answered LMAO

amy

I’m so beyond seated for this queen audio you have no idea. I’ve been giddy all day

kenna

I swear I will sell my kidney and split the money for at least 27 people to choose #3 PLEASEEE

manifest

GOD NYMBER 3 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Meech

If he can squeeeze in the word “fealty” 🤌🏼

Samaru

@Lola Rightt?? 😩 Witch’s potion and fem boy August all over again

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

#3 !! 😫😫😫 Come on my fingers, daddy, and do a big whine about it!!

PlantKittyWitchBaby

I’ve never wanted anything so bad in my life. Please please please.

PlantKittyWitchBaby

All ye tutors look to #3 as a last gift to those who will stand by you come next poll where Tutor/Tutee action is in question. I swear on my honor I will fight and defend this promise so please…it doesn’t have to be all of you. Just 36 of you.

Craw Daddy

craft tutoring sounds like so much fun

theythemb0

Well apparently he knows he has tons of brats here

✨Vi✨

this won't win, he says.

Nani

please do something chef and food related please please please

a

Your heart wrenching speech swayed me to change my vote...the tutor audio always seems to slip through my fingers. But I changed my vote just for all of you who voted for #3, you don't deserve the same pain all my fellow tutor lovers have experienced. This vote is for you 🥹🤝

Aquatic_Chimera

Omg! Everyone here is so sweet, thank you!! Glad to know the poll is crazy every month, kinda takes the pressure off 😂

Farrah

hi! so, we don’t. we cast multiple votes each and we bargain and plead with each other and we descend into chaos and we also occasionally have ties. also i love ur bio, we all gotta throw a lil forlorn ass from time to time. welcome!!

Anna 🦕🍀

its a sick fucked up world we live in…

val ☆

@Lauren, those *extra* pretty boy moans too ✨️🫠

✨️ Lola ✨️

3 RISE UP

Lexapro

@AlitaNYM You are most welcome. Hope you’ve been having a blast. Oh I didn’t mean to imply that I was there in the early days. I still would consider myself a newbie, though we’re coming up on a year! I meant the early days of my own August journey. 🤠

hexa

@Alita, you will code 🚑 🪦then get shocked back life again and again 💥 🫡

✨️ Lola ✨️

GOODNIGHT 😂

GeauxGabby

UM. Who is keeping #2 alive? Explain it to me like Im 5.

GeauxGabby

ALL ALL ALL (3!!!!!!!!😩😩)

Nani

@hexa 🫡 i thank you for doing your legal duty here and I won't let you down ❄️❄️❄️ I will march forth into the ACU and prepare to be obliterated by the limitless filth 🫨🥵🤸🏼‍♀️ I wish I knew about AITW in the early days!! I'm determined to catch up and know this whole catalog by heart 😂

AlitaNYM

Welcome Farrah! As you can probably see in the comments, we don’t just choose, we fight, we bribe and we spry👀

秦词

THEY DONT GET IT

val ☆

LOVE THAT FOR U OMFG

amy

Yup..but it's cnc...so😔

✨Vi✨

enemy prince is such a good audio i wish it was on here for easy access 😩

amy

@AlitaNYM at this point, we’re listing em all but I legally need to add the following, as they are in my top 5 (so far) 💚 Sneaking Into An Outdoor Concert With Your Friend to See Your Favorite Popstar 🎃 Hooking Up With A Masked Stranger at the Halloween Party I was constantly spinning “Halloween Party” in the early days of my own August discovery. I also second “Getting To Know Your Next Door Neighbor Better”—that’s the scripted audio I would likely first recommend. Also DT#1, #19 & #20.

hexa

stuck between 2 and 3 i love both ideas so much.. UGH

🌀

@lola you're a mfkn queen👑 Wish me luck as I dive headfirst into your beautifully created list Idk if I'll survive but I'm determined to complete the assignment even if his voice kills me 🪦⚰️ ❄️❄️❄️🫨🥵🫦

AlitaNYM

An edging tutor sequel at that. The devastation is real.

makenzi

@Alita, here you go 🫡 [going by Collections] 📌 Chatty [take your time going through these. They're so much fun] 📌 Relaxing [love love love this one. It's grounding, encouraging, and so chill] 📌 Switch [Nerdy Oral Toy, Convincing the Demon, Just Grinding, Grumpy Coworker] 📌 Rough [VDay ofc!!! <-this is a relisten 1000x, Holiday RomCom, Gamer, Neighbor, Ex-FWB VM, Hiking, Just Making Out] 📌 Genre [Spies, Brute, Tailor, Potion 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛, Rival Outlaw, Nemesis, Mandalorian, Sinful Suitor, DND] 📌 Soft [BJ Lesson, Date Breeds You, Shower Angst, Spank Therapy, Tutor, Stranger Breeding] 📌 Dirty Talks [#13 listen close from 18min and on..., #12, #10, #22, and then ALLL OF THEM] You'll be making your way through all. Enjoy! 🔥

✨️ Lola ✨️

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Mimi (she they)

1. STOP THE COUNT!!!!!jk😭💀🤞 2. The enemy prince is the King/prince consort in#1. PERIOD.

✨Vi✨

Welcome Farrah!! ✨️✨️ That's the point, we can't. We're just a mess every month a poll rolls through 🫠🫠

✨️ Lola ✨️

Ahhh welcome, Farrah!! It’s unbelievably difficult. One month I broke and voted for all four. What makes it even harder is knowing that no matter what wins, even if I think I’m not that into the premise, the finished product is erotically devastating 😭

Rose S.

LMAO I LOVE YOU

GeauxGabby

Damn we’re never getting a tutor sequel ARE WE 😭

Sarah

Almost had ME? You never had your car!

Sarah

i'd usually apologize for my drama but i'm not sorry, i just need a space to express myself and, truly, where else can i say i want to hear a man roleplay getting his prostate played with and everyone in the room nods??

charlie

the pain and suffering in my body every time i come and check on the poll only for the results to be the same or worse... is this what heracles went through? is this what sisyphus felt like? is this the pressure of the world on atlas? take me to the king 😭😭

charlie

how about you marry me for a china green card, and i marry @xóchitl so they can get a jamaican and english citizenship? boom now we've got so much citizenship we won't know what to do with it

charlie

idek her and i love her… a queen fr🙂‍↕️

key

@AlitaNYM, I am dying at that GIF 🤣🤣

✨️ Lola ✨️

Ya'll I can attest to Craw Daddy's campaigns [re: December audio]. They will fight for you 🫡🫡 🎆🎇

✨️ Lola ✨️

IM SAYING😭 LIKE plzzz imagine the desperation, the begging, I can see this going so well, im gonna cry

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

here’s August’s masterlist doc with the Enemy Prince Reddit link (it’s def worth hopping over there for a listen! 👑🖤🗡️): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B4cgHugwvMPCzLH10GoD4rNTg9KcfqwDk1Z5YP_7jGU/htmlview

rachel 🍓

PRECISELY, it would be so delicious, an absolute treat to hear “oh, I can *definitely* help with this problem 😏😌” turn into “I’m tryingggggg, it’s too much 😖”. Yes, need a pleasure domme to atomize this Speaker’s brain!!! I simply would not recover from any oral-based flip, it would be over for me. Or rather, I find that idea boring and I don’t know how anyone could possibly make it interesting, fresh, and funny (👀)

Gabriella 🥭

Miss @sarah 👑👑👑 I will make you proud and listen to these asafp 😂🫡 Wish me luck though because I listened to the v-day one the other day and it laid me tf out. I never knew i was into some of these kinks but HERE I AM ASKING FOR EVERYONES SUGGESTIONS🥵 Also - thank you for the reddit tip! I only discovered AITW here on Patreon and havent even seen the reddit collection yet!?! ❄️❄️❄️❄️

AlitaNYM

bet 🙏 my grandfather was chinese so it’s about time i visit the motherland anyways 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

Xóchitl

I’ll marry you to give you a green card to China if you vote #3

秦词

Can you please bring #2 back too 🥹

Isa

AHHH I love this question, even if nailing down an answer is so super difficult bc all the audios are great in their own way 🎧 Totally agree w Lauren & Rachel, immaculate taste!! Here are some of my picks: • Sneaking Into Your High School Friend’s Room • Getting to Know Your Next Door Neighbor Better • “Just Grinding” With Your Sister’s Cute But Annoying Friend • It’s Too Hot To Touch So Let’s Just Vibe • Quarantine Phone Sex • Your Wedding Night with the Enemy Prince (only on Reddit bc Patreon doesn’t allow content tagged as dubcon/CNC) • Your Nemesis is the Only One Who Can Touch You • Rendezvous in Rome With Your Undercover Contact Dirty Talks: 1, 6, 10, 11, 16!!!!!!!!, 19, 20, 22 ok yeah I’m bad at this I’m literally listing all of them they’re just ALL SO GOOD 🫠 Happy listening, Alita!! 💖

sarah 💫

Omgmdjdk Gabriella YES! Speaker shouting in Gandalf voice: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS….!!!! up the chance to be the energizer bunny of orgasms!”🐰🧙🏽‍♂️🔋this could also call for an [overstim] tag for speaker, maybeee in pleasure domme kinda way? 🥴 There’s something about F’s incessant orgasms driving M positively stoopid with pleasure + breaking him down that is just. yummalicious. Omg putting BJ Lesson/Nerdy Oral Toy in reverse would put ME in the grave, need it so badddd (but a scenario where F is an oral toy for M will probs never ever grace the polls 😔 (i heard reverse psychology works wonders round these parts 🧠🔄)) Also F using M as a free use toy……!?! EXCHSE ME!!?? Totally into neck play + nursing handjob for M, along w a free use BJ perhaps idk maybe who knows 🥸

sarah 💫

Whoa - I’m a new moan and my question to all of you, how the hell do you make a choice every month?? All of these are too good 😍

Farrah

alright y’all let’s cut a deal - i’m in dc and am desperate to escape the red hats that have invaded this weekend so if anyone can airlift me out of this hell i will vote for #3 🙏🙏

Xóchitl

august nation why must you fall for his reverse psychology when #3 IS RIGHT THERE LIKE PLEASE THINK ABOUT WHAT WE COULD MISS HERE

val ☆

exactly 🙂‍↕️

val ☆

@Rachel you angel😭 I haven't heard all his DTs yet since I’m slowly getting into them and DT #6!!!!! All I can say is yes this is one right there🙂‍↕️💕

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

Omg your friend is an IRL AITW Listener character.... I'm in awe, where is her medal?!

Gabriella 🥭

Hahaha don't worry, I'm not made of good audio ideas, I'll probably bring #3 back too

August Winter

thats probably the biggest credit to her name tbh

Rya Li

@rachel ilysm THANK YOU🫡 I shall take this homework assignment seriously and report back my findings 😂 ❄️❄️❄️❄️

AlitaNYM

literally lets get married omg?? mwah mwah thank you so much for hearing our desperate pleas 💕💕

charlie

i am living, laughing, loving how that girl is singlehandedly changing the minds of your guy friends to enjoy ass play 🫡 she's an absolute icon for that!!

alisha 🌱

I agree with Lauren, it’s SO hard to curate a faves list (all of Lauren’s recs are incredible, btw)! I’m going to be a wild card and list a few of my ✨ essential ✨ Dirty Talk audios, bc I think those can be easily overlooked! • DT #3 • DT #6 • DT #10 (I joined the Patreon for this one back in the day 🫡) • DT #12 • DT #19 • DT #21 I genuinely love all the DTs and this list is by no means all of my faves haha just hope it’s a starting place! For scripted, I will say if you like genre content at all, the entire genre collection is essential! Visit Tailor if you’re into a little restrained, regency angst and the Outlaw audio (Yeehawgust 🤠) for a switchy romp featuring a fun accent!

rachel 🍓

@craw daddy This is me after reading your award winning inspiration "Independence Day"-level speech https://giphy.com/gifs/stanaustralia-broad-city-salute-bbK6pfIZJvqjVTuu4d 🫡❄️

AlitaNYM

@lauren thank youuuuu 💕💕💕 Gonna jump on those asafp 🫡

AlitaNYM

Hi all. First off, let me say that I read these options to my husband, as is my wont, and when I read out #2 he got a disgusting, devastatingly evil smile on his face. When asked what his fucken problem was, he said smugly, "That's literally how we started dating. You should choose that one. I was so cool and aloof and you wanted it soooo baaaaaddd >:)))))" so obviously that one is out of the question fuck #2. Second off, I have literally met and am friends with guy #3. Years ago, a friend of mine listened to a mutual friend talk about how a a girl played with his ass and it was, quote, "truly life-changing". He was telling the story at a party bc several guys did not believe him. At one point, one guy went to pick up a friend from a different house, returned an HOUR later, and this guy was STILL raving about ass play. My friend did not believe him until several weeks later when he was hooking up with a girl, she started playing with his ass, and as he came, he realized it was the same girl, and came to the same life-changing conclusion. My guy friends are stupid.

Rya Li

LMAOO OMG i saw ur previous comment on my notifs and you’re so right 😭 im dying 😭😭

manifest

welp ig i’ll have to tell them to ban it again 😔

manifest

Ooh thats hard, everyone has their own taste, but me personally, I love the witch potion and Dnd audios! An underrated one (imo) is the getting the stranger to breed you audio, those are my top favorites!

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

Thank you thank you thank you❤️❤️❤️

秦词

u know what. i wasn’t sure but i think you’ve convinced me

Anna 🦕🍀

An addendum: #4 Voters...I know nothing I can say can take away the hurt but...take a minute to think about also voting for #3? Do this thing and I swear on my name as Craw Daddy that the next time a Tutor audio comes up in the polls I will fight until the very last second to get you that audio. I will petition, I will beg, and I will plead. Night and day, DAY AND NIGHT I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU. Ok that's all from me. Think about it! 🕺🏽

Craw Daddy

I changed my vote for #3 so disregard my previous trash talk please and thank you

Craw Daddy

I redacted my statement because it sounded kind of bitchy and I did not want it to sound bitchy 🫥

Craw Daddy

Hello everyone, I’m coming to you live from the polls and the crowd is…secretly hoping for a #3 uprising? I voted early per usual and unlike last months poll, (It was an honor serving with you, my hallmark hoes 🫡) I was feeling equally enthusiastic about any and all of the options winning. To quote AlitaNYM, “I know I’ll be happy with either 1,2,3 or 4.” Coming back to see the race I, having voted for #1 and #2 (2 votes this time as a treat), was pretty jazzed about it being in the lead. Then…I heard the #3’s. Saw them. Saw the same faces, the same words, the same cries over and over again falling on seemingly deaf ears. I heard their sadness and I heard their rage I saw the depths of their very souls in this comment section. “-he’ll bring #1 back angway…imagine a bratty August…YOU finger fucking HIM.” - 秦词 “chat how do I hack a patron poll and make my choice win.” - charlie “i will wire everyone who votes for #3 800 billion dollars rn” - kaitlin “GUYS THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME IF 3 WINS THEY WILL UNBAN TIKTOK” - manifest There was bartering, spying, begging, misinformation, doubt, betrayal, lying, bribery…all stages of grief and desperation. It was in this desperation that I saw myself…the me of 1 month ago saw his people. I remember the fight like it was 1 month ago…I felt the same way you #3’s felt watching my hallmark hunk slipping through my fingers no matter how much I cried. I see all of you. Those willing to comment again and again, willing to write speech after speech. To campaign even in the darkest hours, even in the deepest depths of despair they fight on. It is for them that I change my vote, it is with HONOR that I join their cause. I shed a tear at the beauty of your courage and fearlessness and god willing…maybe we can get #3 to first place. I hope this long winded bullshit sways your heart just a little if you’ve read this far. Look into your heart and choose #3 for the people who need it most. I’ll see you all on the other side. 🫡

Craw Daddy

Well what a shame I WANT you to spy on me, you can start the spying right after #1 wins 🫡😏 (lighthearted!)

Craw Daddy

That December to remember campaign was the ride of my life. I’ll spend the rest of my days hunting for that same thrill. 🫡 I look forward to the next battle for the polls but I’m glad I’m fairly neutral on which one of these options win because I put 150% effort into that last fight dude. 😩

Craw Daddy

I know I'll be happy with either 1,2,3 or 4 but....I did vote for #1 because of the reverse psychology😂 Also, hey lovelies- what are some of your fave AITW audios that you'd recommend for a new subscriber? I've listened to a handful now, There's so many!!🫦 id love to see what you think are some MUST haves ✨👑 ❄️ Super happy to be here 😘

AlitaNYM

Omfg @GeauxGabby this quote is everything🚘🚘🚘🚘

AlitaNYM

While I respect y'all's commitment to #1 winning, I think the girlies voting for #3 are in fact intellectually superior beings who are also extremely hot and thus everyone should join us

hc

I’m sensing alot of ANGER at #1 winning. In the words of the poet laureate Vin Diesel, “it don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile” 😎

GeauxGabby

now it’s back bc the whole thing was a fucking tr*mp pr stunt we literally can’t have ANYTHING in this country 😭

Anna 🦕🍀

Yes!!! I’m imagining “Just Grinding” (21:08-22:03) energy

Agatha Li

it's actually so over why is #3 trailing behind so much 😭😭😭

charlie

chat how do i hack a patreon poll and make my choice win

charlie

LMAOOO WELL ITS BACK NOW SO.

charlie

Good people in the comments, please please please hear me out - first of all, he’ll bring #1 back anyway, second, just imagine a bratty August being put into his place by YOU finger fucking HIM. I NEED THIS😭

秦词

THIS!!!!!!!!!!

秦词

i’m jeff bezos undercover i have the money pls pick #3

kaitlin

i will wire everyone who votes for #3 800 billion dollars rn

kaitlin

Hear me out: if he says he’ll keep bringing back #1 until it wins, might this not be a good opportunity to allow #3 to win instead? 🧎🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

Agatha Li

ohhhhhhohoho. this was a low blow! lol

Freya

Loving how August used reverse psychology and it’s actually working - genre for the win!

VeronicaWithLove

i keep accidentally going on tik tok😭

amy

GUYS THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME IF 3 WINS THEY WILL UNBAN TIK TOK

manifest

GUYS PLZZZZ NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

manifest

Hahahah sorry, I’m referring to people in the comments. I’ll use my superpower as a Chinese spy to spy on everyone if #3 loses😭

秦词

the fact that a tutor listener audio will be losing not just once, but TWICE when my current job literally includes TA-ing for a university class (most students are my age or older, don’t yell at me!) desperately lacking in eye-candy… why are we here, just to suffer? i’m being deprived of audios to listen to while grading assignments. it’s sick! i will be rigging the votes in favor of the first option to soothe my bruised academic ego. i’m a big fan of the “high-powered woman gets doted on in some fashion” run we’ve been on for the last couple of months and the medieval/royal genre audios are really cool as someone who generally doesn’t gravitate to period fiction. and lucky for me, you, and another odd 200+ people, it looks like we’ll be getting our way. maybe you reverse manifested it?

aliyah

GUYS GUYS #3 PLEASE

Sunny

LITERALLY 😭😭 for some reason i didn’t think it would actually get banned this is so crazy

Xóchitl

August.. August... They're making a Gremlins 3! THEY'RE MAKING GREMLINS 3

Freya

HE HAS/HAD A TIKTOK?!?!

Craw Daddy

i wasnt even on tiktok anymore bcs i had an addiction from 2019 to like 2022, but now i miss it 😭😭

charlie

There are lots of TT refugees on Xiaohongshu👀

秦词

Honestly!! At least theres instagram reels 🥲

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

coming here to help myself grieve tik tok😣😣😣I HAVE NO WHERE ELSE TO GO

key

"this won't win" was some reverse psychology shit 😏

c80-kiNz

I promise not to spy on your TikTok anymore if #3 wins😭😭😭

秦词

Dana, love your new pfp!!! Your hair, the phone case 🔥🔥🔥 beautiful, gorgeous ✨️✨️

✨️ Lola ✨️

am i gonna cry about #3 losing? thats between me and god

adrian🍑

Craw Daddy 👏 I am still forever thankful for your December campaign 📣📣 #1 here we cum 🫡🥛

✨️ Lola ✨️

came back to see who was winning i’ll do the splits on that dick if #1 wins fr omfg

amy

If I wasn’t settled in camp #1 I’d be fighting for #2 for sure I mean…cmooon I feel like we as Listeners rarely get to be the really horny, thirsty fratty type and it has similar vibes to Harem I feel like but different enough that I imagine having to coax, maybe even beg the frosty little ice king Speaker for just a taste? And you know what happens when you give a mouse a cookie…THEYRE GONNA WANT SOME MILK. I’m just saying I think all options have massive potential for August msub sluttery but man #2 that’s got something special to it.

Craw Daddy

Gorilla grip OMG GABRIELLA GENIUS 🫡🫡

✨️ Lola ✨️

This idea is sending me into anaphylactic shock. I’m not even sure how to respond 🧍🏿‍♀️

Gabriella 🥭

🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️🤸🏿‍♀️ As others have mentioned, any of the genre audios flipped would be a fucking smash hit. I am personally campaigning for a flipped Potion audio because I would like to hear the sounds the Wizard makes when the gorilla grip is contracting in ways human science has not seen before after orgasm #3 and he has to keep pounding. But @anna is so right and big-brained, the Demon audio actually *must* be flipped. Besides that and the other flip ideas I’m incredibly partial to (Nerdy Oral Toy, BJ Lesson, thank you @sarah), I think Jealous Free Use Roomie flip could be switchy/msub fun!!! I’m actually having a hard time thinking of what the story could possibly be (my brain is entirely preoccupied with option #1), but I know I want 1) L to be all over S’s neck, and 2) a nursing handjob.

Gabriella 🥭

I'm diverting all mental resources to #1 until victory is assured, BUT #2, with their being academic rivals, could feature games/bets, fun descriptions of clothing, tights ripping!!! From the moment I laid eyes on (the idea of) him, I knew I needed him BADLY. I never stood a chance. Thank YOU for making him (again, manifesting, I'm using performative speech) a scribe/historian. I need this nerdy freak to show off the variety of things his hands can do NOW 📚. I even started envisioning him like a courtesan, and he starts reading her poetry or playing music, and L notices and becomes preoccupied with his hands. I need to be restrained, I am foaming at the mouth!!!!!!

Gabriella 🥭

thank youuu rachel!!🫶🏼🥳

Moira

Your #2 with the academic rivals trope concept is INSPIRED, good lord Gabriella, your Big Beautiful Brain already synthesizing the Bingo Card squares into scenarios like this???⚡️💡🧠 if I didn’t need #1 so badly, this idea would’ve encouraged me to add a vote for #2. “Onto the winner”—love this energy haha speak it into existence! My desperation to hear this theoretical pleasure dom breeder historian (thank you for your support 🤓) was already a touch concerning and then you bring HAND KINK + BREAKING L ORGASM RECORD into it??? feeling so Personally Attacked (affectionate) by these visions, IneeditIneeditIneedit!!! 🕯️🕯️🕯️

rachel 🍓

wait no i want all 4 of them

sk

okay but also option 3 EEEEEEEEK need that

sk

😔🙏

sk

WOW hiiiii new pfp, omg so so stunning Moira! 💜✨🤩

rachel 🍓

I love how straight to the point the descriptions are. No beating around the bush! Also, I second the multiple votes thing 😂 He thrives on the chaos he creates, I can feel it 😭😂

Dana 💥

"im really bad at crafts. I could use a tutor for that" ahahaha, this guy is good

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

Well Im still happy #1 is winning but now Im pouting about it.

GeauxGabby

pls you horny mfs..... just give 3 a chance... what must i do.... i'm this close to committing voter fraud

charlie

YOU UNDERSTAND ME

charlie

stop the count!

desiree

😂😂😂I CACKLED sitting covered in ONLY harem research w the vision board!????? ✨✨✨

AlitaNYM

ANAL BRAT AUGUST PLEASE

Rachael

I’ll murder my entire family if #3 doesn’t win I’m so serious (August I️ fucking love you)

Rachael

Alita, well-said!! This is such a safe space for everyone to enjoy [and torture] themselves 🤗 I love reading all the comments! And how we can all agree that August has a chokehold [hehe] on us like no other. "Completely knocked out, unconscious, trembling, toy is dead" 🎯 [this was me to the "You're Not Gonna Call Me That" audio]. It dropped on Labor Day weekend and ended me. Every audio this man drops is a masterpiece 💥

✨️ Lola ✨️

Call it NOW!!!!

✨️ Lola ✨️

I literally yelped when I read that and had to reread it multiple times to get it in my brain 🧠 now im just 😩

✨️ Lola ✨️

It is definitely a psyop!!! Anything he tells us not to do, we will do. He knows it, we know it. He's such a brat 🙄

✨️ Lola ✨️

GUYS PLEASE IF #3 DOESNT WIN I WILL CRY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

kaitlin

It looks like the oppositional defiance in us is REAL - I don’t think any of them stands a chance against #1 the way it’s looking! Please keep the #3 vibe in mind for the future if it doesn’t win - the fratty-bratty bro being humbled by prostate action is too good to ignore now that it’s been introduced to my brain 🫡🙏🏼

Paige ✨

Every month I become more convinced he's actually trying to murder us. Have mercy, August!

indigosunshower

August sitting at his desk covered in ONLY Harem related research, vision board, and word cloud: “psh harem win? Yeah right not a chance anyways I’m going to bring this idea back again and again until it wins. But it’s not going to win so whatever.”

Craw Daddy

I voted immediately for #2 on this post and went about my day waiting around at the mechanics and for some reason I was SURE #2 would be in the lead but I don’t know how I forgot that our general track record has been either the brattiest option or the most intense? And August saying “this won’t win” was 100% bait into getting exactly what he wanted

Craw Daddy

As always this is going to be a tough close race 🫨🥴

Melissa

I think I whimpered out loud 🫢

Grace

@sarah, that's what I'm saying!!! 🫡 also, MFF 🙂‍↕️. The chuckle after the "Say it with your mouth full" 🤕 and the "you gonna make him regret it?" ☠️ dead, ashes, gone 💨

✨️ Lola ✨️

Also thank you for not revoking our multiple votes privilege…we know you enjoy the chaos just as much as we do

roxy 🥀

@lola AHH great minds!! 🧠⚡️ I’m dying for some bratty mswitch, esp if speaker is usually really vanilla OR used to being in control. Maybe it’s HIS turn to be spoiled?? 🎁 @jo I’m contractually obligated to mention MFF every 30 days, I gotchooo 🫡 @alita omg welcome!!!! 🧺🍒🍑🍎 also omfg the v day audio completely wiped out civilization as we know it, that one is a NUCLEAR BOMB AND A HALF 💣 I’m not exaggerating when I say I can literally only listen to it like once every few months bc the sheer power of it will melt my brain and ruin my AirPods :/ it’s TOO GOOD!!! (the “say it with your mouth full” makes me wanna run headfirst into traffic every time)

sarah 💫

I must say that the energy in these descriptions for the poll options are already so chaotic and unhinged for the month of January…HERE FOR IT. Pls keep this up for the rest of the year 🥹 That being said …”I’m really bad at crafts, I could use a tutor for that” Ehhhh hand kink anyone?? 🧵🤲

roxy 🥀

Im SO glad #1 is winning. I can’t believe he doubted it. It’s clearly the best and most creative one. Or maybe he said that to get us to vote for it as a psyop? Now my tinfoil hat is on

GeauxGabby

I let out an actual squeak (not proud of that) when I saw what #3 was please please please can #3 win I need it spiritually

hc

Still holding out hope 🙏🏻

Grace

“Somebody better fuck him with their fingers and tongue until he comes really hard. Bratty Msub.” AUGUST i am BLUSHING!!!!!

Rose S.

Honestly without this safe space and all of you lovelies to mindlessly babble my reactions to i wouldn't know what to do w myself cuz i can't function AT ALL I thought DT24 Was my favorite but my god did valentine's day w bf's friend take me the fk out w the "i like your nails" [Spit] [Whispering in our ear JUST FOR US] [Cell phone vibrating and then ANSWERING] [Bfs voice but it's @august again omfg] And the mind altering FILTH completely knocked out unconscious, trembling, toy is dead, and I can't move. Tldr I'm overjoyed to be here in this place w you all while we die and get resurrected w each new post (or re-listen😂) 😘😘😘👑👑👑

AlitaNYM

welcome to HBC Alita!! and honestly no, NONE of us survived V Day last year 🫠🌹 (still thinking about that crawl)

✨ jo ✨

@Alita, welcome welcome welcome!!!! ✨️🙌✨️ So happy to have you here ❤️ That audio is the bane of my existence, my kryptonite, the air I breathe. I can recite it because I've replayed it [redacteddddd] times 😮‍💨 but it never gets old. Sometimes I wanna knock myself out so I can listen to all of these audios again for the first time. BUT! when a new one drops, I do get knocked out on the first listen and my brain short circuits so....😩 I've learned so much about myself ever since I've joined. Have you perused the Coworker Dress-up/Makeup audio? Because that unlocked something in *all* of us 😭😭 Welcome!!!! 💕

✨️ Lola ✨️

@sarah @lola @jo Ladies. I've been seeing all the comments about the "valentine's day" audio and I decided to go check it out (I'm a newbie here, just Jumped into this Patreon 2 days ago) and.... I don't...i can't process anything Brain is short circuited I honestly am learning so much about myself 🥵🫦💦 How did you guys SURVIVE that valentine's day audio last year!???!? I AM SCREAMING HELP MEEEEEE❄️ @August why is this one so good!?!? I wanna cry it's so good - do you know what I mean?!????? So i definitely understand the flip the script on this one omg YESSSSS

AlitaNYM

using reverse psychology to get people to vote for #1 has got to be some type of election fraud

vya

thank you for your work sarah 🫡🫡🫡 MFF LET'S GO

✨ jo ✨

year of the brat 🙈❤️‍🔥🫦💅

✨ jo ✨

Jo, you're preaching to the choir! 📣 Brat summer turned into brat winter and now evolved to Brat 2025. We are sat on our knees [tongues out] ready for it ✨️🙌

✨️ Lola ✨️

Sarah!!! I was gonna add this to my list cause that VDay audio lives rent free and injects itself into my veins every day. I was thinking the same thing!!! It would be GF's Best Friend being the VDay present 🎁. Letting the normally MDom bf explore his switchy side!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh ☠️☠️ I've been craving some MSub audios because August has been such a BRAT 😮‍💨

✨️ Lola ✨️

ok ok oooooook. i see how it is, no rest for the wicked... currently lying on the floor because never in my wildest dreams did i think i'd have to pick between PLEASURE DOM and CRAFTS??? 🫣😭🎨✂️🪡🧵 August for sure is still in a lil shit mood for 2025 and we're all rising to match it 🫡😈🙂‍↕️

✨ jo ✨

I’m 99% sure you’re neck deep in Valentine’s Day ideas BUT this whole “audio reversal/flip” premise is super fun and I was thinking; what if you did a flipped version of “Your Boyfriend’s Best Friend is Your V Day Present”?? Maybe speaker’s gf can’t make it to the super special romantic V Day dinner he planned for her butttt she sends F/listener character (her trusty, freaky, flirty friend) to keep him company and things….escalate (all with the gf’s permission ofc)?? It could open the door to pleasure domme stuff or brand new (bingo) possibilities like ass play for M AND/OR F??? 💝🍫🌹 I feel like the cuckolding angle allows for a fun “I don’t usually do this” experience where M can really crank up the Freak Factor and try super new, kinky stuff 🐸 maybe M’s gf calls and informs him of the arrangement *before* anything frisky happens to make it extra clear that she’s onboard and cut out any possible ickiness 🫡 (this could also lead to a possible future MFF audio where M’s gf + her friend get to have fun w M all tied up okAY BYE 🏃🏻‍♀️)

sarah 💫

“This won’t win…” like we won’t understand the assignment we are all A students here sir we will figure it out 😂

Bindi

Officer, please! I plead guilty to being flattered! tysm for the love Sarah 🥹🫶🏼

Moira

Hi yes this is the cutie patrol, I’m gonna need to put you under arrest🚨🫵🏼 LOVE ur new pfp Moira!!!! 💖🥹

sarah 💫

I have to vote for #1 because you said no one would and I'm nothing if not supportive.

Samma

Can we have #2 win plssss IM DESPERATE -- i may or may not be going through this exact scenario irl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASEEE here's my 💳💳💳

diana

The brat knows we will do the exact opposite 😤

✨️ Lola ✨️

#3 is for the real yearners & eaters ✊

desiree

Ummm... 💬 Wtf is #3?!?!?! How dare you???? 😩 these choices are way too good 😮‍💨 💬 The reverse psychology on #1 "this won't win" <- imma bout to throw hands 😤🖐 cause before I scrolled to see the results, I knew this one was gonna lead. Give us the concubine, the switchiness, the pleasure Dom ✨️ Flip the script ideas: 💭 DT #22 [distracted L, total Msub S 🥵] 💭 Tailor audio 💭 Demon audio 💭 Jealous Ex-FWB audio [S starts to date and L is insanely jealous, sending dirty texts and VMs until S comes over to confront L. This can be MDom or even MSub "does she do this to/for you?" vibes] 💭 BJ Lesson audio [L teaches S how to give her oral] 💭 Professor audio [S Professor, L student] 💭 Destressing the DILF [MILF 🫡] Thank you for making a mess of us with every post, August 😮‍💨

✨️ Lola ✨️

#2 and #4 girlies, pick up the pace let's go!!!

Brazen Hussy

“This won’t win-“ Currently winning right now 🤣

Quercus

BARKING UP A TREE OMFG #1 SOUNDS GOOD AND SO DOES #2 BUT HAVE YOU SEEN #3 AND HELLO #4 WE CANT FORGET U EITHER DJOANDOABDOA 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

Mimi (she they)

I — excuse me, sir.

Sydney 🤍

do i have to make campaign promises for #3 or something?? 🦅🦅 it will be hot, it will be slutty, it will be nasty, and it will make you rethink life 🦅🦅 LIKE IS THIS WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN OMG IM GONNA FALL TO MY KNEESSSS

charlie

i feel like the guards telling lord farquad which princess to choose,,, "#3! #3 MY LORD!" LIKE AHHHH YALL WE'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR ANAL AND A BRAT CMONNNN PLSPLSPLS

charlie

i feel like i have a gun to my head trying to make this decision 😭😭😭 how am i meant to choose between bratty msub anal and edging august??!,!?!,*×&=&÷ oh my god

charlie

Omgomgomgomg I love these ideas!!! Also voting for Glow For It, but Get Lit is also so fun! And maybe we *don’t* have to be clever all the time, and It’s Too Cold To Not Touch, So Let’s Just Fleshlight is just as valid a title!!!!

Gabriella 🥭

@sarah ahhhhh ...let's just get lit 🔥🔦 !!!!!!! 🤸🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️

AlitaNYM

someone just hacked my phone and commented this

sk

need option 4 so bad i want him crying and whimpering

sk

GABRIELLAAA!!! stop it I’ll cry 🥹 (tytyty)

Moira

My brain malfunctioned a bit reading the third option- I love how these audios and their kinks are always evolving. Could this turn into a pegging audio ?? Or maybe pave the way for one? 🫠🖤

Rowan

Hello???????? Such a pretty new pfp 🤩!!!

Gabriella 🥭

Team, pleasure dom breeding is on the table. I need this

Lissa 💕

I fear that option one broke my brain already 😞 it simply has to win

Lissa 💕

I will not know peace until I hear it omfggggggggg

Gabriella 🥭

Glad he's not above negging. If it gets more genre audios to win the polls, I'm all for it!

Gabriella 🥭

Like.... I already need the breeding neurotic historian in a way that others might describe as "disturbed".

Gabriella 🥭

Ahhhhh we are winning queens😭🤌STOP THE COUNT ALREADY

✨Vi✨

Welcome 🍇🧺!!!

Gabriella 🥭

Dana 💥

I have never been more awake!!!!

Gabriella 🥭

📝📝📝

Gabriella 🥭

Okay. I finished working out, and I *still* feel like I have rabies, so I guess that’s just How I Am Now after reading the poll options for this month… I obviously blacked out after option #1, so I’ll offer brief words on the LOSERS (affectionate) before painting a picture of what #1 could be in my mind. 2️⃣ I really really liked your academic rivals ideas, and I want this Icy Snobby S to be L’s academic rival. Maybe L has slept with a variety of people in other departments at their small liberal arts college to avoid drama, but S is sooooooooooo hot and even more alluring because they’ve tried so hard to restrain themselves from sleeping with anyone in their own department. Really like the idea of S describing what he’s heard about L (my mind is still reeling from the firing speech) and getting blown away by the rumors being true. 3️⃣ Look, who *hasn’t* become interested in putting things in their butt since being here???? Grow up!!! You’ll get your chance, Prostate Play S 😒!! (I look forward to seeing you at a later date) 4️⃣ Evillllllllll! Reading that I would be the Tutor did briefly make me feel like a baby in an adult’s suit, but I got over that feeling the second my eyes hit “edging”. I will absolutely lobby for this as hard as I can whenever this idea pops back up. The cum possibilities here have my mind spinning like a Beyblade. Onto the winner, an idea that’s impossible not to love for me. Tens across the board! My brain worms began a feast, someone brought out a keg and a roasted pig, several of them are dancing to drums only I can hear!!! Queen L has a generally sick life. They can get almost whatever they want whenever they want. Almost. Being married to the king has afforded them access to people and ideas they’ve longed to engage with since the king scooped them up from their more humble beginnings. He’s intellectually and sexually stimulating enough, but she always wants more as she has always wanted more! Who better to give her more and more and more than a pleasure dom scribe/historian (love this idea, @rachel 🍓). Maybe, he’s a bit snobby because of his pedigree and, like L, has always wanted more and views joining their harem as a way to gain similar access. I am personally a sucker for the “studying each other from afar, both parties unaware of how aware the other is of them until the moment of contact” vibe. This January, go on a slow, physically and psychologically tortuous journey with this pleasure dom for whom the only thing more valuable than his mind is his hands (this could have a hand kink angle, why not?!?!). I could deffo see this also being the Breaking the Record for L Orgasms audio. Maybe once he finally lets L cum, they can’t stop!!! I will return with flip ideas, but know that I need that Jealous Free Use Roomie flip and for S to be corrupted by L.....

Gabriella 🥭

thank you Alisha 🥹 you are the sweetest always 🫶🏼

Moira

super off topic but omg moira, your new pfp is so gorgeous!! 🤩💖

alisha 🌱

Omg this is the first time I can't choose only one, I voted for #2, #3 and #4 😭 they are all so good

Violet 💜

I fear of exposing myself too much if I really say how much I want the prostate poll option to win, but yeah… I’m literally speechless abt how much I need that… 😶😶

Moira

@sarah oh that’s SOMETHING… could turn into a drinking game too. two-person truth or dare vibes.

hexa

Omg Moira your reply got my wheels turning again and I kinda like “It’s Too Cold Not to Touch so Let’s Just Get Lit” 🔥🔦 Is that..? Maybe something?? @rachel haahHaha this calls for double incognito mode 🥸 the comments of the August 2024 sequel poll still haunt me to this DAY omg and yesss our powers combined 👊🏼✊🏼 would make for a delish TCNTT dream come true! 💭

sarah 💫

At least give second one a chance yall 😭😭😭😭😭😭

oicdwr2o1

"Let's Just Lighten Up" by @sarah and "Let's Just Glow For It" have my votes! (*swoon* takes me right back to brat summer)

hexa

haha good point, love my concert friend 💜🎶

Moira

thank you chef meru for cooking this

wiggie

Team Glow for It over here!🤩🔦🧊 bc I loveeee a like “let’s go for it”/“fuck it, we’re both turned on” F2L!!! (Concert Friend, my beloved!).

rachel 🍓

Lollll late to this, but this is what ChatGPT gave me for fleshlight puns: …Let’s just Flash, Right? … Let’s just Glow for It? …Let’s just Flick the Switch? I personally vote for “flash, right?” 😂

Moira

@sarah oh "So Let's Just Lighten Up" is not bad at ALL. snowed in roomies vibes with that title. @Deedee i mean, just ask howcast, it's a "sexy dance move."

hexa

@sarah 💫 big same, incognito mode doesn’t feel secure enough for all the fleshlight-related search terms I just subjected my browser to 🥴 I remember the trenches of the August 2024 Sequels poll like it was yesterday 🪖🫡 there’d be something soooo satisfying about my toy play on M bingo suggestion + your THTT flip idea being what eventually makes our TCNTT dreams a reality ✨🤝✨

rachel 🍓

GENRE FOR THE WINNNNNNN

eri 🦇

i too NEED bratty Msub august 😮‍💨😮‍💨

eri 🦇

God I need bratty Msub, I can feel it in my BONES!!!! But I always love a good August genre audio 😮‍💨

Liv

NOW HOLD ON!!! 😵‍💫

sarah 💫

My head is spinning.

Sabina 🌹

@August the best I could come up with was “It’s Too Cold Not to Touch So Let’s Just Lighten Up” 🔦 NOT GREAT but!!! @rachel LMAO I have never spent so much time researching fleshlights in my lifeeee. Also in shambles @ the TCNTT mention, breaks my heart every time 🥲 @alita echoing what @deedee said about self discovery round these parts! I was fully only ever into [mdom] but the more I engage w msub/mswitch (esp bratty) content, the more I leaned into a different part of myself 💃🏻 it’s been said multiple times that these audios have helped listeners discover new aspects of themselves which is a huge part of the fun! 🥳 @hexa HAHAHAHA yesss listener + speaker forego sexy time completely and just watch a YouTube jerk tutorial to stay warm omg im sold

sarah 💫

LOOOLOL this diva 😂😂😂😂

AlitaNYM

I'm just sitting here watching the concubine number go up like "Teehee".

Freya

harem + prostate, i beg 🧎‍♂️

meru

@hexa THAT’S THE ONE 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 THE VIDEO AHAHAHAHAHAH

Deedee 🫶🏾

@Dana It’s a brat winter and I’m here for it 🙂‍↕️🙇🏾‍♀️

Deedee 🫶🏾

@Alita no because ✨who is this diva✨ I’m pleasantly surprised every. damn. time.

Deedee 🫶🏾

... so let's just jerk? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyepJRVfJEc

hexa

@Alita How long you got? 🚬 I think the main one for me is I thought I was all about [MDom] but [MSub] has me breaking out into full song and dance whenever she’s out to play 🤭🙂‍↕️

Deedee 🫶🏾

Mind manipulation audio when!?

Dana 💥

YALL I NEED #2😭

B

He definitely enjoys the bratty attitude, him being a brat himself 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Dana 💥

@hexa it's allg LMAOO jinx 😌

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

I stg this man and his fkn mind games 🫦💕

AlitaNYM

I never knew i loved slutty science and technology and here i am Are people discovering new things about themselves in this place???? Asking for a friend

AlitaNYM

@nasa omg patreon didn't load your comment until i'd already commented. jinx?

hexa

Listen, you did an accent and now you have to take responsibility.

Sierrana89

not everyone is awake yet to vote... i'm living in these trenches, watching. waiting.

makenzi

August really knows that we’re all brats who don’t like being told what to do because look who’s in the lead right now 🤨💀👀 (I am said brat)

Deedee 🫶🏾

after all the practice you’re going to put in during the live?? with the Frizz, no way!!

wiggie

fr bc boy you know damn well 🙄🤤😭

apple pye

yes. yes yes

kenna

this was clearly an experiment in mind control. look at how far ahead #1 is now! (plz forgive me if i'm speaking too soon!!!)

hexa

"this won't win" you're not using reverse psychology are you? 😐

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

@sarah I love slutty science and technology 🙂‍↕️🤭

Deedee 🫶🏾

I voted for harem though because I can’t back down from a challenge more than my love for tutor 😔

Thelnie

@AUGUST NOT YOU BRINGING “TOO COLD NOT TO TOUCH” BACK INTO THIS 😭🧊 racking my brain for fleshlight puns was *NOT* on my 2025 bingo card and here we are!

rachel 🍓

I need number 1 to win, the squeal that I squealed when I read “pleasure dom breeding vibes” like ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Also he said it wouldn’t win so can we please prove him wrong

Jinxdancer

Rendering my vote useless by picking every option, but that won't stop me!

Blandishments

Can’t we just run it through an AI filter or smth

August Winter

Ngl, August having to research crafts so he can write a crafty tutor would be amusing. Maybe make it an obscure skill 🤭 Underwater basket weaving. Think of the sfx! 🤣

Thelnie

🤌🤌🤌

anna

I just fainted.

Freya

I literally almost put it’s Too Cold Not to Touch So Let’s Just ____ but I couldn’t think of a pun for fleshlight

August Winter

no, please intimidate them

makenzi

@alisha ma'am. The accents!?!?!? 💯🎉🫦🥵

AlitaNYM

can I just… can’t we just have them all

Caitlin 🩷🌻 (chappelmoan)

Come on guys, let’s make 1 win 😌

Buttercup

“Snobby icy prince to desperate good boy vibes”?!? I know it won’t win… but I need that 😭😭

karolll

i've got it! either a flip of the bj lesson, OR the nerdy dungeon master trains the listener with developing their own campaign? i'm not sure what direction that would go in though

Lana

@sarah i CACKLED SO HARD RN 😂😂😂 That is literally all of us rn

AlitaNYM

!!!!! demon mommy

August Winter

@deedee YEAH I THINK THERE ARE……which could be fun. For. Both. Parties. Involved. Technology has come so far 🫨

sarah 💫

Lighting a candle, saying a prayer, doing some manifestation type shit, LFG

makenzi

Literally me just creeping in the comments and agreeing with everyone 🙂‍↕️

Deedee 🫶🏾

Also great use of reverse psychology 👀

Isa

“Girllll. I got six concubines, SIX! And that historian I was telling you about? Yeah, I’m seeing him later” 💅✨💀

DivineFeminine

Function? I don’t know her.

Sierrana89

It’s not too much to hope for, right? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

makenzi

new series where each audio is listener making her rounds at the office with all of her hot, differently accented coworkers? yes please!! 🫡

alisha 🌱

TWEET IT

wiggie

Gotta practice the alphabet! 😭😂💕

makenzi

D is for dingdingding

hexa

ITS IN THE LEAD HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING

sarah 💫

Well I really like the snobby speaker thing but the brat in me had to vote for 1 because you said it won't win 😆

Aly

@August just what I was hoping to hear omfg this is a “predictable (positive)” on my behalf just to be clear!!! Fingers crossed your reverse psychology keeps working and #1 triumphs!♟️👑

rachel 🍓

“This won’t win,” challenge accepted 🫡

Sierrana89

can we get a grumpy coworker secret santa flip audio but the flip is that it’s just Luke instead of speaker💀

wiggie

hahahhhhahahahahahaa

ky ❣️💌✨

Raw next question

DeJENerate

YOUR MIIIIND

val ☆

You truly know the way to my heart.

Freya

All of these look sooo good to just pick one 😫😫 if the last one makes it, im thinking some sort of sport, and there’re some physical interaction when moves/skills are taught. And they can end up somewhere semi public ish

Isa

lol I just cackled.

Freya

Watching 1 and 3 each go up and 1-up each other little by little is the best cuz either way we win BUT i did throw my entire body onto 1 👑after his reverse psychology chess move of "this won't win" 🤸🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️🤸🏼‍♀️

AlitaNYM

The comments are always a mess of broken glass bottles and bullet-riddled furniture, we do Not function around here 🫶🏼 (welcome!!!)

sarah 💫

i'm rereading these and my stomach hurts.

ky ❣️💌✨

August with the, “this won’t win” is giving DW vibes “this sign can’t stop me, cause I can’t read!” 😂

Paige ✨

I call shotgun on the ride to Pound Town 🗣️

AlitaNYM

BOO

TurtlemixxII

Tutee or not tutee?? 😏🤓 Ok but actually, you’re sick. These are all insane, most ESPECIALLY #1 and #2 (and 3 and 4). The concubine thing is soooo hot, love a royal F getting put in her place 👑 Really love the “flip flop scenario” idea, maaaaybe a flipped version of THTT could be fun where F stumbles in on M’s uhhhh toys?? 🤠🔦 (toy play for M *is* on the 2025 bingo card after all). Or a reverse of the “nerdy oral toy” audio where F is M’s oral toy (gonna take a premature drink rn bc I can sense the “self indulgent” comment coming a mile away) who finally convinces him to go to Pound Town💥

sarah 💫

Honestly!!!! He knows we know too Aaaaaahhhhhh

AlitaNYM

E for Edging 😂🫶🏼 And pushing him until he snaps is one on my bingo list soooooo~~~~~ dingdingding

Dana 💥

ommfmgjgjjfjdjf

ky ❣️💌✨

ITS WINNING CLOSE THE POLLS !!! STOP THE COUNT !!

kenna

He knows what he's doing, the little shit lol

Freya

I can see 1 and 3 are gonna be head to head and we’re gonna blow his brains out again with another yet indecisive poll😂😂😂😂😂 August, you created a monster.

Dana 💥

baking tutor also reporting for duty!!!!!! 🫡

ky ❣️💌✨

WTF I DID NOT NOTICE THAT?? AUGUST YOU TAKE THAT BACK SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

✨Vi✨

I mean, in the harem audio she could like... edge him until he snaps... that uh. That could be nice.

makenzi

all jokes ofc no voter intimidation intended

Xóchitl

convincing the demon you summoned audio flip would go so crazy

anna

"This won't win." Well, now we have to prove you wrong!

Peony

if you voted against the first one just know i’m in your walls 🤗🤗

Xóchitl

"This won't win" has war flashbacks of the race for the holiday audio 😥

riri

You know what. Imma take my vote for #3 away. Fantasy settings FTW! 👸🏽

phonons

@freya i couldn't agree more

AlitaNYM

Embrace, revel in and roll around in the chaos 💯

AlitaNYM

Aughost Reversal! This is definitely MSub type stuff!!!

Dana 💥

stop the count!!!!!

August Winter

we just collectively die each month and are resurrected for the next poll. it's like purgatory but hotter.

Freya

Predictable yes but YAH that's the kind of concubine I'm talking about

August Winter

okay queens!!! I stand corrected, GENRE FTW

wiggie

Function??? I don’t think we use that word around here 🤭

Deedee 🫶🏾

honestly… we just need all of them

eri 🦇

@Rachel: remember, whether it wins or not, he’s doing it! So it’s some sort of psychology I just can’t put a finger on it

Dana 💥

i’m in denial

guilty_ofloey

We don’t. We just embrace the chaos. 😵‍💫

DivineFeminine

putting options 1 and 4 together in one poll was a devastating move 😔 i can see the genre one joining the excellent world building club and i'm in shambles seeing it lose right now

alisha 🌱

“This won’t win” NOT UNDER MY WATCH! fantasy enjoyers we gotta focus up pleaseee

kenna

Man, I can’t with this attitude. I am here for it 😂😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 more of this sassy king istg

Dana 💥

You're a Ghost Fucking Your Living Roommate on Halloween Night hello????

August Winter

Bold of you to assume we function 😂

Dana 💥

We don't function. We don't.

makenzi

Reporting for duty 🫡

AlitaNYM

“this won’t win” said he, watch me slam myself on option number 1

guilty_ofloey

I AGREE, HE’S SETTING IT UP TO LOSE (or is this reverse psychology? 😏♟️)

rachel 🍓

Omg is this the way we finally get a cooking audio?! 🤞🏽

phonons

Absolutely DEVASTATED by the prospect of #1, “Switchy pampering to rough, pleasure dom breeding vibes” 🎯🎯🎯 I’m a simple girl, I see pleasure dom + breeding and I anamorph into a rabid wolf! Predictable maybe bc you do these characters so well lmao but I see M in that scenario as a total nerdy (almost neurotic?) type (think Nerdy Oral Toy M) who has like a crazy mind for intrigue and political strategy or something that L wants to leverage… like scribe or court historian kind of energy… I’m rooting for this underdog and refraining from voting for multiple despite Tutor flip with edging being insanely My Thing as well.

rachel 🍓

First time seeing these polls and respectfully how does everyone function all of these are so appealing for so many different reasons

prettygrlmoans

“This won’t win” August I need you to have hope bc I would VERY MUCH like this one to win!!!!

Cait

Lol the struggle is real 🙃

phonons

Where my fellow queens at😭😭🤚

Issay

::Michael Scott bow::

Bri

Nnnn two posts back to back, I had to take a moment at work 🥸 I voted for #1 and #3, but #1 is my #1 option 🥇

phonons

Also there’s a faint possibility that the tailor might have a place in it…

JammyJam

OMG I ALSO JUST FINISHED THAT SERIES! I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would 🙂‍↕️ I need more books like it ASAP

Deedee 🫶🏾

medieval fantasy💀💀GENRE GIRLS ASSEMBLE😭😭😭😭😭

✨Vi✨

i have heartburn

hexa

Genre 🙂‍↕️😏

Samaru

🫡🫡🫡🫡

AlitaNYM

I live for your comments 😂😘❄️🩵⛄️

AlitaNYM

That's really smart!!

August Winter

Listennnn I LOVEEEE a genre audio just as much as the next person but IMAGINE THE SOUNDS FOR OPTION NUMBER THREEEEEEE. The subby whimpers and moans?????????? And imagine the teasing and edging???? C’MON GUYS DO I NEED TO SAY ANY MORE 🤭🙂‍↕️😌

Deedee 🫶🏾

Your ideas are diabolical and we adore you even more for it

Amy 🌙

After reading the whole The Female series by Invi Wright, I NEED #1 to win (p.s. to fantasy and reverse harem loving girlies, read The Female by Invi Wright)

SavorySweetie

If no.4 wins, suggesting baking/cake decorating as the skill being taught. Lots of concentration required and lots of chances to get messaaayyyyyyy 🧁

Bri

also craft tutor reporting for duty 🫡

ky ❣️💌✨

how’d I know when clicking option 3 that it would be in the lead already BAHAH

wiggie

@ky I've been trying to gather myself for the last 2 hours Please send help 😂🥵🤸🏼‍♀️

AlitaNYM

👑

August Winter

Holy shit

Ruby 🍉

Fighting for our lives period after these 2 posts back to back i can't even breathe

AlitaNYM

I know 3 will win and you will hit it OUT OF THE DAMN PARK but let's keep 1 on standby

Naomi Corporan

My ideas are too good, simple majority is undemocratic

August Winter

queen type shit i love me some concubines

amy

I’m in a freeze state (it is winter after all)

sarah 💫

Me: this won’t win, he says Also me: HOLY FREAKING- Come on people of the August nation, aren’t we all the proudest queens?!

JammyJam

each of these knocked the wind out of me, separately. i can't even vote rn i need to gather myself

ky ❣️💌✨

You know I'm right

August Winter

August, my guy, you're basically asking me which child to kill first. 1, 3, and 4 are insane. You're like a gremlin living in my head right now. Edging?? I'm die.

makenzi

Oh no!! The votes are definitely coming in for me! Hopefully that means it's working but just looks weird on your end. You could try a different browser or the app and see if that helps?

August Winter

us genre girlies are fighting for our lives in this poll 😔

alisha 🌱

I need #3 to win a way that feels like a spiritual necessity

Olive

what do i need to do to get all of these actually please dont scrap any of these i beg…

val ☆

I need to rest after reading those choices, good god. You're an evil, evil man. I love it so much.

Freya

2 posts on a Friday morning with multiple choice options and bingo cards? I might as well just call in sick wtf is the point 😂😂😂😂

AlitaNYM

First time i voted, it didn’t go though, but now it did.

Dana 💥

“This won’t win” whatdoyoumeanwhatdoyoumeanwhatdoyoumean???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Gabriella 🥭

August, respectfully, what the fuck? 😭

Dana 💥

YESSSSS been missing more submissive!speaker vibes thank youuuuuu💖💖

Rae e

I hate this! I FUCKING HAVE TO CHOOSE?!!!!!

Dana 💥

Number 3 PLEASE 🙏🏻

T 🌟

same here!! i wonder if patreon is just acting up or if we're actively breaking it trying to all vote at once 🫣

alisha 🌱

active as hell today, aren’t we

aliyah

Yeah and also I'm seeing doubles of some of the options

Ruth Hope 🩷

OPTION NUMBER 3????!!!!PLEASEEEEEEE 🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️

Deedee 🫶🏾

double post AND impossible decisions to make for this poll?? you're starting off the year on fire 🫠💖

alisha 🌱

august your brain is so big. had to vote for all bc i couldnt choose 🚬

val ☆

OH SHIT NUMBER THREE

key

Ooo, I like the idea of doing flips of other audios, especially the fantasy ones.

TurtlemixxII

THESE OPTIONS ARE INSANE

Sunny

Is anyone able to vote? Everytime I hit my choice it doesn't go through 😢

Courtney💋

How am I expected to not vote for every single one of these, August. I am not a strong woman.

DeJENerate

GODDAMNNNNNN

Deedee 🫶🏾

Have we not learned, August? Multiple choice answers is gonna mess things up😂😂😭😭

Dana 💥