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[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] Dirty Talk #22 [Distracted Mdom] [Bored and Ignored] [Free Use] [Be Quiet] [Not Looking At You] [Condescending] [Degradation] [Groping] [Finger Sucking] [Spanking] [Neck Holding] [Fingering] [Tasting Yourself] [Face-Fucking] [Covering Your Mouth] [Riding] [Anal Mention] [Creampie] [Light Breeding]
Added 2024-11-15 19:26:31 +0000 UTCHi,
A bored and condescending DT where I'm not paying attention to you. Free use stuff, denial/ignoring, and I do also say "shut up" kind of early on when you might not be expecting it, so just be aware. Is this the meanest DT? I don't know.
Okay bye just kidding,
august 🌨️
Names Used: Sweetheart, good girl, sl-t, sex toy, D*ddy (For Speaker)
Comments
this IS mean more pls
franz
2025-06-19 09:52:53 +0000 UTCAs it relates to your most recent scheduling update, you can imagine every bit of “reassurance” offered by me as spoken in a mildly frustrated/agitated tone [“You should not be apologizing to these people, you don't owe them anything. Fuck everyone and everything, do what you want to.”] if it helps. It’s certainly my way of talking to people ’cause it’s frank and honest
六 liù
2025-06-17 16:42:05 +0000 UTC"could you please be quiet?" good lord.. I'm pretty sure my jaw dropped open at that moment 🥵
JoCee
2025-04-22 17:24:32 +0000 UTC“It’s just pretend…it wasn’t real…it’s just an audio” um yeah that’s the whole problem
Scottie
2025-04-02 23:48:02 +0000 UTCTasting myself on your fingers oh em gee
Borealis
2025-03-22 02:40:39 +0000 UTCYou mean, arrogant, little m'fkr!! Bloody loved that! 🤣 Actually spoke back to you towards the end and we both laughed at the same time! I was being a bit dom too, it was so fun! Like refusing to cum... Damn this stuff is addictive! Right! Well I'm off to finish myself off then and get water! 😁🤦♀️🤘 Bless you, Mr. Winter. You are an absolute gift to womankind! 💕
Miss Nomer 💬
2025-03-14 02:34:13 +0000 UTCYes, daddy.
Dana 💥
2025-02-18 17:19:36 +0000 UTC[shut up and listen, pretty girl] 🫰
✨️ Lola ✨️
2025-02-18 17:19:11 +0000 UTCI needed to be told to “shut up and listen” today..
Dana 💥
2025-02-18 15:17:09 +0000 UTCI’ve been picturing a long car ride. He’s driving, we’re in the passenger seat
Apex
2025-02-16 23:47:36 +0000 UTCI appreciate that this would be really hard to translate into a full audio because of how uncommunicative you’d have to be to ignore us but I appreciate the glimpse you’re giving us with this DT
Apex
2025-02-16 15:04:01 +0000 UTCWhen he asked like “how do you want this to end?” I immediately went: “that's gonna involve some msub version of *this* sir.” im gonna wait for it🎶wait for it🎶wait for it🎶
✨Vi✨
2024-12-28 01:57:13 +0000 UTC“Or I’m reading. I can’t read books. I have been reading more lately, I swear” sent me 😂
New Year, Same Dana 🎆
2024-12-25 13:04:24 +0000 UTC22:56 “fuck you up, huh? you want me to mess up that pretty face? that’s a good girl.” <3
aliyah 🧣
2024-12-16 11:05:20 +0000 UTC“this kind of ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗ… CONTENT” 😭😭
aliyah 🧣
2024-12-16 10:34:12 +0000 UTCthinking about the forearm mention ☝🏻
guilty_ofloey
2024-12-16 06:51:40 +0000 UTCi was planning on skipping this one bc i’ve never really been into the concept of free use (or maybe didn’t understand it?) but. today, while i was looking for the incubus dt, i accidentally played this one 😭 and well. i’m a new person. forever changed. 10/10
ari
2024-12-05 05:48:37 +0000 UTCending this with “that’s a good girl, that’s it sweetheart” diabolical, absolutely diabolical i’m writing this from the stratosphere
cheyenne ♡
2024-12-04 23:37:25 +0000 UTCAwww, someone sounds a little cranky. Maybe a little reset is needed, a quick nap? Snack?
A Bunch of Boo-nanas 👻
2024-12-04 18:08:03 +0000 UTCCRYING AT AUGUSTUS 💀💀💀
kornonthycob
2024-12-01 07:02:10 +0000 UTCfr half my attention would be on how it’s made i’m so sorry but that shit is like cat tv to my cat
kornonthycob
2024-12-01 07:00:47 +0000 UTCsomething about the repeated "come on" at 16:00, with the slight change in tone, just lights up an insane part of my brain everytime I hear it
Anne K
2024-11-29 13:27:53 +0000 UTCsheshe: in the clurb we all fam, etc. 🤝🏼 rachel: YES reformed/evolving vanilla softie here too!! 🍦 gabriella: omgogmogmgogmgofmfmgmfmf yes, you can tell he's having fun too. what a freak! (affectionate) 🫵🏼 and whitney cummings has a standup bit about guys wanting to be too rough and she's like "do you want me to go??" which is my nightmare. ANYWAY august stuff never feels like that. it's always a fun flirty time even when the dynamic shifts a little 😌💞 sarah: you get it. you always get it. woof woof bark
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-11-26 00:39:28 +0000 UTCHe probably drinks lots of pineapple juice.
Winry
2024-11-21 23:40:55 +0000 UTCSo we all here have amazing taste in music too apparently 🤓
Violet 💜
2024-11-21 12:51:47 +0000 UTCThis is obviously super hot, very very sexy, AND I think you achieved some primo, A1 levels of Silly Goosery here due to your showing up authentically that I find as delightful and enriching as the sexy stuff. DTs are always very fun playtime (like you DMing a sexual adventure we take), but this one especially has made me giggle (more which each listen tbh!). This is just too fun! Except the soundless free use BJ, that’s no laughing matter 🔫
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-21 05:48:41 +0000 UTCEven when you're being mean, you're so sweet HOW 😭😭
Fa-la-la-Lola-la-la-la-laaaa 🎄☃️🌲
2024-11-20 22:23:33 +0000 UTCWell put!!
whoisthisis
2024-11-20 21:28:10 +0000 UTChahahaha okay I’ll shut up and listen Sir🫡
KiOAAA
2024-11-20 05:09:42 +0000 UTCHope you doing okay! Not as an audience but more like a friend (from internet)~you voice comfort my anxiety for work, and I truly wish the best for you, life sucks yet we are still here✌️
KiOAAA
2024-11-20 05:07:44 +0000 UTCAnyone else imagining a work call? Just me?
Autumn in the Shire
2024-11-20 00:07:31 +0000 UTCI always have a blast with the DTs, it always feels somewhat collaborative in the same way that (sorry if this is tmi) when I'm with my boyfriend and we're both sort of wiggling out eyebrows at each other like "Hey, you know what would be hot? What if we etc etc." I find it playful even when the audio goes into more intense spaces. Speaking of which, I've been getting really into desk pet stuff recently so this is delightfully serendipitous!! Also, the hint of anal in the middle there... 🙏 The most recent poll made me think we might not get an anal audio any time soon but I will subsist on the bits we get via the DTs. Thanks so much for these!
Blandishments
2024-11-19 19:02:07 +0000 UTCThis is so fucking evil 😤 so *deliciously* evil 😈 "desperate little ignored slut" 😭 "maybe I would slap it on your face, rub it all over your lips and your cheeks" "fuck you up, huh?" "Want me to mess up that pretty face?" WHAT. THE. FUCK. but also please yes sir 🫡🫡
Fa-la-la-Lola-la-la-la-laaaa 🎄☃️🌲
2024-11-19 18:37:04 +0000 UTCBEGSKGKFHSHD thank you (also the [but scary] part is form halloween and i still haven’t changed it)
erin 🤸♂️
2024-11-19 14:14:06 +0000 UTCThe end of your comment with the cartwheel in your user is sending me to mars idk😭
whoknos
2024-11-19 04:58:30 +0000 UTCLmao so real😂😭 (I’ll double)
whoknos
2024-11-19 04:51:48 +0000 UTCThank you for the reassurance at the end
Kiriins
2024-11-18 23:48:55 +0000 UTCNo work got done that day.
BumbleBeepBoop
2024-11-18 22:29:31 +0000 UTC@a: i got you!! 💖 https://discord.gg/qewGwyer
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-18 22:27:57 +0000 UTCoh, incredible choice
Moira
2024-11-18 19:32:22 +0000 UTCthis and the exhibitionism one are my favs 🫶🏻
erin
2024-11-18 01:39:56 +0000 UTCExaaaaaaaactly!!! Something this mean could only be delicious *because* both parties have such a high level of care and respect for each other. Going full nutso because you’re pulling from a deep well of kindness.
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 21:15:57 +0000 UTCYES Jess oh my goddd. Exactly. Wearing a mask for each other but knowing what’s actually lurking underneath, both of you gritting teeth trying to keep up the fun facade, almost daring the other to break 😵💫 there’s like a giddiness in being ignored while knowing the other person is trying sooo hard to keep their eyes off you. Who *really* has the power here? That balance of self denial for both is what makes this kink so intimate and fun!
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-17 20:57:17 +0000 UTC“Is that ok?” Sir I’m sat 🧎🏻♀️
Kirbee
2024-11-17 20:43:21 +0000 UTCAw omg that’s so sweet A, tysm!! <3 My brain is always a scrambled mess after these audios but a girl sure can try to make sense of the madness 🥴🍳
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-17 20:42:04 +0000 UTCSarah your comments are always so goodddd I fear I have nothing to add other than a resounding “yes all of that! I concur! what she said!”. you just come on here and spit facts and I love ittt
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-17 20:05:00 +0000 UTCGonna go against the grain with a vote for “could you please be quiet”. Or a “could you please shut up” like Sarah said. Because Gabriella is right, it’s more serious 😈 @Sarah 💫 frankly as far as I’m concerned the word pretty IS a weapon. My fav compliment fr it holds dangerous powers Honestly this whole audio is dangerous. It reminds me too much of someone I knew irl. Don’t need that! “I should call him” ahh audio 😩 @rachel 🍓 the little cracks in the pseudo-nonchalance are what make it so good imo. It’s why I never think of this kind of vibe as truly “mean” bc it’s actually really clear that he’s into it. and if there is one thing I love it is a man trying to pretend he’s not into something while absolutely ✨losing it✨
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-17 19:55:11 +0000 UTCOh Gabriella, point #1 is brutal from start to finish. “I am one of those things”! “Of course I want you, I always want you, and I also really want to finish reading Say Nothing or watching Stargate SG-1…”!!! GAH. Your brain is huge and I’m devastated 😭
chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰
2024-11-17 18:40:28 +0000 UTCBecause I am so assured of his desire for me (L, her? us?), whatever denial he is doling out, he is experiencing in spades himself. As the imagined recipient of this torcher, I feel resplendent imagining he too is feeling the full ache of restraint. Like, this boy is obsessed with me, he's greedy for me, he wants to consume me entirely. Like, AS IF he's more interested in his game than in looking at me writhing in his lap. And I'm actually smiling behind my whines at how painful it must be for him to enjoy me only in snack sized nibbles. This dynamic feels so fucking balanced even though the charge of control is in this moment in his (very attuned, very skilled) hands.
Jess
2024-11-17 18:34:10 +0000 UTCNot you pulling out his whole government name with Augustus 😭😂
Rowan
2024-11-17 17:36:10 +0000 UTCRachel exaaaaactly that’s precisely what makes free use/ignored stuff so fun to me, it’s this fun lil game to see how much either party can withstand 🤠 I knew my fellow hand kink aficionados would join me in bowing down to the altar of Forearms🧎🏻♀️ Gabriella pffrtrfrt omg silo is a gr9 choice (she says still not having seen it)! I pictured this dude watching a training for work on TV or something, trying his darnedest to pay attention untillll some lil freak comes along! 🐸 also amen on the 2 hands, 0 eyes stuff. It’s p much all for *her* enjoyment atp?? 😵💫 Rose BRB CHEWING ON MY TIRES‼️‼️I cannOT 😩
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-17 17:29:45 +0000 UTC@Gabriella NOT SILO 🙈🙈🙈
chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰
2024-11-17 17:03:30 +0000 UTC“Want me to mess up that pretty face? That’s a good girl” HOW DOES HE DO IT! I’M GONNA FUCKING SCREAM!!!
chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰
2024-11-17 17:01:43 +0000 UTCBOOM SHAKLAKA YESSS GAWDDD
lanii
2024-11-17 16:32:30 +0000 UTCBless you for being able to verbalize thoughts on the free use BJ, just pointing and going “what she said 😌🫵🏿”. But yes, all too fun! There’s silly goose energy through this whole DT in spite of (or maybe because of) how mean it is! And everyone wins in a cumpetition 🥳 Re forearms, 🙂↕️🧎🏿♀️. Still can’t deal with the idea of using both hands, incredibly active fingering, forearm muscles going crazy, and STILL not peeling eyes away from Silo 😭
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 16:22:42 +0000 UTC@Gabriella 🥭 yessss YUP you get it he’s putting on a solid performance of total nonchalance, but there are cracks in the facade… like the “I can hear you, at least” - what is *that* if not a sort of reassuring consolation as he denies himself the pleasure of the visuals of L’s orgasm? 🧐 @sarah 💫 ooooh write-in vote! 🗳️ love it as a salty-sweet enjoyer myself! The power of “pretty” catches me off guard every time! I think bc it stands out among the real dirtiness of the rest of the narration. I’m a glutton for it, the most welcome sucker punch! 😵💫🥊
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-17 16:14:47 +0000 UTCNo! Problem! Persistence is my middle name! You’re locked in here with *me*, not the other way around! 😠
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 16:13:13 +0000 UTCWeeks spent making gargoyles from clay… for WHAT? 😭
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 16:09:44 +0000 UTCMy GOD the competitive aspect really did it for me too such! a! blast!!!🤸🏻♀️ Idk about everyone else, but the “maybe I’d look down” bit at the end made me feel like we may not have won every battle, but we’ve unquestionably won the war! 🤭🥰🙂↕️ P.S. AGREE, any time there’s a forearm/“arm draped over you”/hand or fingers “working” mention during fingering suddenly I’m silly putty!!! 🫠
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-17 15:57:17 +0000 UTCYesss ky even when he’s being mean he’s being nice!!! 🥴 it always feels like a treat 🐕
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-17 15:23:01 +0000 UTCHS FRIEND MENTION!!?? 😵💫🫶🏼 My beloved omg. I love. LOVEE. a good “shut the fuck up/shut up,” it’s like my brat activation code 🙂 I feel so seen reading your thoughts about the soundless b’jay. No noise? No eye contact? No mercy!!?? No problem 🤠
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-17 15:13:11 +0000 UTCme dragging my papier-mâché model of the bell tower away forlornly 😔
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-17 15:07:04 +0000 UTCI vote for a combo of the two: “can you please shut up?” 😍 Goddd the “I don’t know, I don’t know, I donttt…know…” was diabolically blood boiling (positive), i cannot. And yessss the “ignored orgasm” ALSO made me scream like a fucking banshee into the ether, he wields the word “pretty” like a goddamn weapon I swear 😵💫🔪🔫💣 totally agree about the “humanness” of this space! August’s openness feels really refreshing and is something I super appreciate too 💞
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-17 15:06:28 +0000 UTC“Just shut up and listen maybe” w the lil “oops did I just say that?” laugh is like. Every time I relisten, something clicks in my brain and my face splits into THEE biggest grin. There is something so fun about being told to “shut up” 😇 especially! from someone who’s actually so *nice.* similar to your rough stuff, your mean style is so so fun and hot bc you never actually sound genuinely irritated/weirdly possessive, it always feels safe and is about fulfilling the other person’s fantasies too! also i have to get this out of the way or I’ll explode sorry: FREE USE BJ‼️🥳🤩✊🏼🙌🏼 [the crowd goes wild, fireworks erupt, a team of scientists fist bump and cheer] “maybe I would slap it on your face, rub it all over your lips” + “want me to mess up that pretty face? that’s a good girl” all the while never sparing a glance is so??? I’m gonna CHEw on my tIRES ohmY god 🛞🥴 hoping and praying for more free use oral stuff (maybe F using M w her mouth typa deal??)🤞🏼The pretty, ignored orgasm talk + “I can’t help but hear you cuz you won’t shut up 😒” was soooo FUN, the competitive aspect of how long you can last being ignored/ignoring is such a freaking blast (“isn’t this fun? isn’t this fun?” WELL YES). As a “fear of being perceived” gal, free use/bored and ignored has been my catnip for forever but you cranked it up to 9000 📈 also: burnout sucks, even if it DID result in some stellar content 🫠 thanks for all your hard work and the yummy mean treat August!!! P.S. life imprisonment for the forearm mention 🫵🏼
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-17 15:03:25 +0000 UTCI promise I'll actually be quiet like I was asked, but.... 1) On the Tutor vibe/Mean Ms: I imagine the Tutor/a particularly Mean M is the sort of person who only owns things he really really likes. He’ll patiently wait till he finds those things. He takes really good care of his things. I am one of those things. It feels like an honor! And not a gross one, not “he’s so mysterious” and the mystery is why anyone talks to him. I’ve earned my way into a club I’d actually want to be a part of, we’re in cahoots. The entitlement functions as a “shut up”, trust the connection and shut your brain up! Of course I want you, I always want you, and I also really want to finish reading Say Nothing or watching Stargate SG-1…. 2) “Would you be a good girl like that when I’m not paying attention to you?” Okay, now we’re debating ETHICS?! I have no ego, but I do have my integrity. Of course I would still be good. But great question, it did make me think about why I felt so much conviction in my “of course”. 3) “whatever the fuck” wow, it’s truly like pushing a button in my brain, big ol’ IRL chuckle Thanks, August! 👁️👁️
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 14:29:31 +0000 UTCMmmhm mmmhm! I feel safely tethered to the rock face (his kindness and our mutual respect), so jumping off the cliff into meanness is actually so fun because I know in his head he’s teeheeing, chortling his little heart out. We’re having so much fun, how could you not giggle?! Sickening. So he could start a DT, “I don’t know… maybe today I’m a scientist, and you’re an amoeba I’m observing until a microscope, pondering your place in the cosmos”. And I’d be like, “what an interesting thought experiment that will somehow reliably be hot and make me learn something about myself! Let’s fucking goooooo” rather than “does this man hate me????????????”.
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 14:24:01 +0000 UTCI didn't whoop loud enough about the idea of him amplifying the other senses in the absence of sight. Tying it to another galaxy-brain idea, "who is *actually* being Used here?", would someone truly doing this so absentmindedly be trying so hard to create a more and more evocative canvas through which to experience what he can't see? I don't think so! Why would you say this, why would you infect me with this thought?! Joining the rabid club 🐺 "What a gift to have room for all of it!" this is such a lovely sentiment, I will not make a Hole joke. 😶
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 14:20:19 +0000 UTCAin’t no way I’m in the throes of sloppy toppy while How It’s Made is on 👁️👁️. He’s trying to get *my* attention.
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 14:14:42 +0000 UTC@rachel, we are sister patches on a large quilt 👯💝. Dude (sexual) as [Slut Encouragement] makes so much sense, wowie zowie. I'd add "princess" as a tool for taunting. Not necessarily for a brat, but for someone who is wondering, "how did this happen? When did I become this way?". "I swear! 💢" he's preparing the the next AMA when he will put himself on trial for literature crimes!
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-17 14:13:49 +0000 UTC@ky YES re: trusting the “mean” stuff here ≠ “weird or violent or scary” (obv not yucking anyone’s yum tho if that’s your thing!). It’s a game-changer for me bc I joined as a career Soft Collection gal and that’s evolved significantly over the last year. imo it’s cool to be confident that the fun of being respectfully disrespected is accessible here! 🥰
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-17 14:12:32 +0000 UTCCondescending 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
Ana
2024-11-17 13:27:19 +0000 UTCI always love your comments because you carve out space for a sick bitch like me to still feel accepted *coughvelslibrarycough*
🥞cottonheadedninnysheshe🍝
2024-11-17 12:09:18 +0000 UTCSurprised IN A GOOD WAY, if that was unclear lol. I would be so unbothered tho and let you read without begging for the full focus, I don’t even beg my pardon. 😂 This DT is widely including I think.
JENNI
2024-11-17 11:59:37 +0000 UTCWhy did I like it when he told us to shut up 💀 that just made me laugh and made me feel bratty. Can we hear you be mean more in the future please? 🤠🙏 that was pleasantly great. 😌
Quercus 🎄
2024-11-17 10:08:12 +0000 UTCcan't and won't talk about the giggles
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-11-17 09:16:48 +0000 UTCthat was so intimate what on earth 😭‼️ i won’t write another essay about this but here’s the spark notes: i’m always excited for your “mean” audios (or, idk, not explicitly heart-eyed ones) bc you are usually so nice and respectful i trust that you won’t get super weird or violent or scary w it. of course, no judgement if anyone likes it weird or violent or scary, i just find it’s a slippery slope between what could be a fun dynamic and feeling like oh this guy just wants to throttle a woman. ANYWAY there are not a lot of creators i trust to do a mean/aloof character (like, one) so it’s even more special on the rare occasion you decide be a lil spicy 🥰 on top of the regular insane spice 😀🫶🏼 (this isn’t as long as my OTHER essays 🫵🏼) also “can you please be quiet.” was so. why did i. what? 😧😐😭🥺😌🥰🧸‼️🦅🔔🔔🦅🤩💋💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼🫶🏼 [note how i didn’t say anything about anything else. this is me shutting up and listening. please clap]
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-11-17 09:15:44 +0000 UTCPlz do more like this, I beg 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
Dani
2024-11-17 08:28:22 +0000 UTCAlexa, play "Bored" by Laufey
Vee
2024-11-17 08:13:57 +0000 UTCwe love a self-aware king
Vee
2024-11-17 08:13:28 +0000 UTCWow I wasn’t expecting the husky voice at the beginning, and I sure as hell wasn’t expecting all the chuckles (I chuckled along how can I not to). It’s such an endearing opening but then it takes an interesting turn because I’m usually the one who’s doing things and ignoring the other person lol so this whole journey is like me confronting my fantasies with the best partner, and I am definitely the mean one here. The whole ignoring thing is also challenging the inner brat of me and is opening some new doors. Good job sir ;) p.s. I swear when I first listened to this audio I heard a creaking sound at around 9:00 and it had me jump but I was never able to find it again… spooky leftovers huh?
JammyJam
2024-11-17 08:02:27 +0000 UTCthis thread has me howling
Vee
2024-11-17 08:02:13 +0000 UTCgreat googly moogly!
kenna
2024-11-17 06:03:27 +0000 UTCWhy is this my favorite audio yet I’m sick
B
2024-11-17 05:21:47 +0000 UTCThis is diabolical
B
2024-11-17 05:21:37 +0000 UTCDistracted* oh my god English is supposed to be my first language
Jen-ger bread cookie 🎄
2024-11-17 04:50:49 +0000 UTCThe way I know I’d get so close to crying out of frustration until the distracting touches start and then I’d be s a t the fuck down like the dog I am
Jen-ger bread cookie 🎄
2024-11-17 04:38:16 +0000 UTCWe are all gathered here today, on this superFULL moon…….. yet another unknown kink, unlocked🧎🏻♀️➡️🧎🏿♂️➡️🧎♀️➡️
whoknos
2024-11-17 04:03:50 +0000 UTCbecause you’re a visionary 🌌🧠
chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰
2024-11-17 02:53:55 +0000 UTCaugustus 😭⁉️
erin 🤸♂️
2024-11-17 02:44:05 +0000 UTCsorry idk why i said this
erin 🤸♂️
2024-11-17 02:43:38 +0000 UTCThis is so hot, and it hurt my feelings, and I loved it, and afterwards I had to go listen to sweet, affectionate Third Date Breeder to recover 🤕
chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰
2024-11-17 02:13:41 +0000 UTCERINNNNN 💀💀💀
chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰
2024-11-17 02:05:38 +0000 UTClearning that all street signs are hand painted while i slob on the knob
erin 🤸♂️
2024-11-17 01:44:49 +0000 UTCgetting freaky while watching “how it’s made”
erin 🤸♂️
2024-11-17 01:44:10 +0000 UTCAgreed.
MichaelCeraVe
2024-11-17 01:06:06 +0000 UTCHey August... write that down 📝
Sarah
2024-11-16 23:12:00 +0000 UTCi have the link(s) for u and i just realized i kind of lied they are not the same authors LMFAO but here 1. same plot 🫡 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34590478 2. inspo from august’s camping audio https://archiveofourown.org/works/43638220 3. anddd my actual all time fave eren fic bc i’m assuming u also like eren 🫣 he’s also teasing and a little mean https://archiveofourown.org/works/39182400
peach
2024-11-16 23:03:35 +0000 UTCSo you gonna like....drop a link or.....? 😁
MichaelCeraVe
2024-11-16 22:52:05 +0000 UTCMike’s Mic mention?!?!?!?! I knew you were a woman of Taste™️ @Gabriella 🥭 but!!! I swear we are cut from such similar cloth sometimes I have to scream over it!!! 💕 “Shut up” here is VERY aligned with a “dude” (sexual). The taxonomy that I’m working with is “dude” (sexual) falls under the [slut encouragement] umbrella, while “shut up” (sexual) is a tool for [brat-taming]… I’m open to peer review! Lmaooo the “I have been reading more lately, I swear” comment sent me! I can’t help but wonder if all of our book chat in the Dracula SFW comments gave a new awareness to the fact that HBC *is* in fact full of voracious readers! He’s gotta keep up with us! 🤭
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-16 20:32:13 +0000 UTC@Gabriella 🥭 100%, it feels like there’s *much* farther to fall if the polite ask is not heeded… how terrifying (I’m exhilarated 🥳) Totallyyyy an indictment, we’re all co-conspirators here! Your theorizing points to a mind-melting dynamic I’ve sensed we’re exploring lately: Who is *actually* being Used here? 🦴🐺 Rabid over that. 🦴🐺 I think there’s a reason why many of us went to comments on both SFW and NSFW content in the immediate fallout of the election. There’s an ecosystem here that values our personhood, in this space and outside it, as a given. We can teehee and yippee over a broken Speaker O record *and* buoy each other through serious anxiety about the future. What a gift to have room for all of it! @alisha 🌱 awww thank you so much, you’re so sweet to say that! 💗 tbh I was feeling a bit yap self-conscious given the storyline of the audio? 🫢haha but there is just too much good here! I’m glad you agree that there’s safety in this space. I think it’s vital for engaging with this kind of vulnerable content! and your vote has been counted! 🗳️🫡 @Grace 🗳️ 🫡 noted! “shut up” is the clear front runner so far!
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-16 20:10:23 +0000 UTCYep yep yep yep yep these comments are DELICIOUS
Jess
2024-11-16 20:08:23 +0000 UTCIdk whats going on but plz be mean to me🙏
freyxxxxxxx
2024-11-16 19:45:20 +0000 UTCNot Augustus ignoring our comments here to be on theme 😂 Disclaimer: I haven't been here long but he seems p active. I'd lol if he was trolling us rn
SR 🔷️🌹
2024-11-16 18:09:31 +0000 UTCAs this DT simmers, I keep envisioning scenarios where he’d get really upset that I’m messing something up for him. I tell him how the book he’s reading ends. I fake sneeze and jostle the controller out of his hand when he’s *this close* to beating a boss in Sifu. So you’re absolutely right, this is eliciting brattiness for sure!!!
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 17:21:36 +0000 UTCI’m DEAD
Grace
2024-11-16 17:15:29 +0000 UTC🗳️*Casts my vote for “shut up”*
Grace
2024-11-16 17:14:56 +0000 UTCi loveee how this audio woke the brat in all of us 🤭💖 i swear i'm never this bratty but the lack of attention had me feral for it 🫣 it's absolutely unhinged how good he is at making us frustrated in all the best ways
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-16 17:11:09 +0000 UTCi always love reading your comments because i find myself nodding aggressively with everything that you write 🤭💖 i especially love your last paragraph; this really does feel like a safe space for both the speaker and listeners to occupy, especially with how everyone respects the boundaries of each other and this space! also EDIT: i'm voting hard for shut up!!
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-16 17:05:17 +0000 UTC“Shut up” is really good, but something about a polite “could you please be quiet?” makes me feel like it’s more serious. Like there will be consequences if I don’t zip it (oh no… 🥳) Tutorites in absolute shambles right now, will take ages to recover. The cumming well enough to draw his attention is especially insane because it could, in theory, be an indictment, right? With such absent-minded touches, how *could* someone have a good orgasm? But if you’re slutty enough, if you’re enough of a whore, this would probably give you everything you need for a big ol’ orgasm. That’s CRAZY. I was not just the Teacher’s Pet, but also the apple on his desk and the chalk. 🐺🍎 👏🏿 all of it obviously, especially nodding to your words on the burnout bit. We can still have fun even if we’re not feeling that great. With guardrails in place, there’s lot of possibility and creativity available to us to have fun in ways that feel good and safe for everyone! Very Third Date Breeder!
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 16:40:29 +0000 UTCMe, nodding mindlessly: yes, that scene was great 🥴. And he was such a good Peter!!!
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 16:15:55 +0000 UTCLMAOOOOOOOOOO oh the synchronicitiesssss ✨✨ It would be either that one or the gif of Pedro Pascal laughing manically and looking like he's crying
Deja
2024-11-16 16:06:09 +0000 UTC🏷️ [Choose Your Own Shushing]. Weigh in, HBC! Are we opting for: • “shut up” OR • “could you please be quiet? thank you” I stay eager for the entanglements in my own undoing offered by the DTs!!!🤸🏻♀️ Thank youuuuuu for heeding the call of Augustopians hankering for more “bored” Speaker! DT #22 is for the the nerds who keep “Your Tutor Makes Sure You Don’t Get Distracted From Studying” in a prime spot on the AITW Club Classics shelf in their mind (me, hi 🙋🏻♀️). The suggestion of reading possibly being the All-Consuming Activity sent me into a tailspin with how Tutor-coded it was… nefarious stuff!!! With visuals not being at the forefront, some of the other sensory aspects of the narration felt especially elevated in a way that was so fresh and uniquely filthy. Special nods to everything in the fingering section (the overstim/ruined orgasm tease was truly nutso) and the spit/drool descriptions during the face-fucking. Some of your hottest fingering and oral narration to date! ❤️🔥 Assorted thoughts: • Obsessed with the head-in-lap position offering the juxtaposition of intimacy/physical proximity with the [Bored and Ignored] attitude - a new high of delicious contrast. • The concept of cumming “good enough” to get attention + the intake of breath proceeding the various tones in your delivery of “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t. know.” 🫠 The cruel precision… A specific catharsis for the Pleasure to Have in Class Overachievers -> Socially Anxious People-Pleasers pipeline. 🧎🏻♀️➡️ • “What a wasted orgasm. You’d look so pretty, huh? I bet you look so fucking pretty when you cum. What a waste, cuz I am not looking at you.” NBD just me screaming into the fucking void at you making the nihilism of an ignored orgasm hot!!! 🗣️🕳️ - “You thought that this audio would end with me finally paying attention to you?” - don’t look at me like that!!! 😩🫵🏼 - “Would you rub your clit to see if you could make yourself come before I do?” My inner subby brat ate this right up, didn’t realize we were gonna be in a cumpetition but I compete to win!!! 🏆🏃🏻♀️💨 For what it’s worth, this DT was *so much fun* and felt exciting despite the burnout you acknowledged. I won’t offer further reassurance as requested, but wanna say I respect the way you balance transparency with your boundaries in the creator/audience dynamic. You model that this is a “human” space where we’re all able to show up as we are while (importantly) maintaining the “safety” of the guardrails we have in place here too. That’s incredibly comforting. Thanks August! ✨
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-16 15:52:53 +0000 UTCwas trying to think of what movie would be the distraction in that scenario and then i think of how deadpool vs wolverine is streaming which is a totally unserious movie to fuck to💀
kornonthycob
2024-11-16 15:38:24 +0000 UTCthe zoom meeting watching me bounce on it diabolically while you act completely undistracted: 😟🙄🫣
kornonthycob
2024-11-16 15:36:00 +0000 UTCthis exploded my mind with how sexy it is like sheesh man
kornonthycob
2024-11-16 15:34:18 +0000 UTCI READ UR FIRST COMMENT AND THOUGHT OF THAT GIF 💀💀💀💀
kornonthycob
2024-11-16 15:33:14 +0000 UTCman the day he says i’mma be used like a fleshlight is the day i’ll die happy
kornonthycob
2024-11-16 15:32:09 +0000 UTCI’m a big Andrew Garfield fan, and also a big Spiderman fan (yeah Superhero audio makes me go crazy) and I love that part in the first movie where he tells Emma Stone to shut up as he kisses her!! 😍🫠 so yeah, August please tell me to stfu any day
Moira
2024-11-16 15:29:56 +0000 UTCTell me to shut up, will you? Aww babes we support you all through your burnout, take all the time you need 😘😘
SR 🔷️🌹
2024-11-16 14:46:04 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday!! 🥳
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 14:32:27 +0000 UTC🌲If a whore cums and no one is paying attention to hear it, do they make a sound?🌲 Mandatory, obligatory, mindless voice comment: Your voice sounds great, I love your voice. Your chortle should be bottled and sold as a restorative tonic. Having listened to HS Friend loads the past couple weeks, I found myself wondering why I like “shut the fuck up”. I don’t know. I curse a lot IRL, and I imagine a “shut up” as a familiar thing, like dude (sexual)? So it was very fun hearing a "shut up" here!!! There’s also another 2024 In checked off here, absolutely *Michael’s Microphone voice* DISGOSTING dirty talk. Go off, I am jumping up and down clapping 👏🏿. It was sort of difficult for me to remain seated for this game of D/s chess in my sexual mind palace after the intro for a variety of reasons that are MY problem, and YOU don’t have to say anything nice. How do you like THAT 😤? Maybe I *am* a brat (I am no brat). Having said that, when I did lock in, I was *locked the fuck in*. This all made me insane, so upset, so deranged, but the crime for which I’ll drag you to The Hague is the DEMONIC lack of sounds during the facefucking. I would be inconsolable. Would I cry? Would I bite? I don’t know! I know I’d be VERY UPSET! Thank GOD there’s at least a creampie Jesus H. Christ. An end to the cruelty, to the senseless violence. Errata: -- Not you scrapping with yourself “I HAVE been reading more ‼️” FOR YOUR INFORMATION 🫵. Too funny. -- Some new sounds here!!!!! Haughty exhalations of breath, smug groans? Whatever they are, delicious, yum yum yum. -- This *IS* fun. I had to envision you doing/watching something incredibly gripping (that isn't me), so you were watching Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). It is the only thing hornier this scenario. I have to yap about the Tutor-ness of it all in another comment, I’m too frustrated!
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 14:10:15 +0000 UTCThe clamors for the Cock Hungry Whore tier grow louder...
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 14:06:47 +0000 UTCEthically seducing your professor???
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 13:08:38 +0000 UTCYou mean my performing The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack start to finish *wouldn’t* get your attention? 🤨
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 11:58:02 +0000 UTCERROR404 IM TRIPPIN OH MY GLOB
Nani
2024-11-16 11:31:30 +0000 UTCoh......... oh no. i did not need to know that i liked being told to shut up and listen. the brat in me in SHAKING.
whiskey got-run-over-by-a-reindeer
2024-11-16 11:15:26 +0000 UTCSame. You’re 100% right- it’s a wave. Peaks and galleries- it’s all part of riding the wave
Adrienne
2024-11-16 11:09:25 +0000 UTCfine I won’t write a nice comment!!!
Rachel
2024-11-16 08:18:56 +0000 UTC27:24 😵💫😵💫 i hated anal before listening to you WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME
B
2024-11-16 07:59:11 +0000 UTC"shut up and listen" *deletes my paragraph*🫡
B
2024-11-16 07:22:08 +0000 UTC@Deja 😆😆 i’ll put up a fight (and gladly lose) !!
El ☃️
2024-11-16 06:50:05 +0000 UTCThis man can do whatever he wants in his audios and I’d come back for crawling for more.
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-11-16 06:40:38 +0000 UTC@alisha i keep hearing about this discord low key drop the link (pls. if u want) 👀
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-16 06:38:39 +0000 UTChappy birthdayyyy 21 is a fun one!! hope it’s good to u
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-16 06:37:24 +0000 UTCFor anyone wondering, I'd use the gif of Olivia Wilde nodding and smiling at Michael Moore LMAOOOOO
Deja
2024-11-16 06:35:01 +0000 UTChonestly i want every part two to show up eventually. but like, with no prelude, no hints, no warning, no putting them back in the polls, i wanna be shocked. lost for words. a lil gobsmacked if u will. like on a random january wednesday or smth yk
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-16 06:31:21 +0000 UTCYEAH BC I WAS LIKE WHO TF ARE U TALKING TO???
Deja
2024-11-16 06:29:32 +0000 UTCI wish we could put gifs on here bc the comedy I'd be UNLEASHING in these comments 😭 With that being said, the Pandora's box u actually opened with this audio 😭 🫵🏾 ur diabolical just know that
Deja
2024-11-16 06:27:09 +0000 UTCMe deleting my little "love your content, take care of yourself!" paragraph so I can shut up and listen lol
Girly
2024-11-16 06:11:08 +0000 UTCI listened to this earlier today when it dropped and no joke or exaggeration, I've been thinking about it non-stop ever since. They need to check your audios for crack, because I never thought that the concept of being ignored would affect me so much. Holy god, you truly are the kink keykeeper, please continue unlocking these doors in my brain, thank you.
Pomme🍎
2024-11-16 06:01:24 +0000 UTC“Mindlessly humping my hand” can I️ pay you more money somehow like
Rachael
2024-11-16 05:48:52 +0000 UTCHe read all our anal comments on the poll and now he’s teasing, absolutely diabolical.
Rachael
2024-11-16 05:47:12 +0000 UTComg happy birthday!!
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-16 05:45:00 +0000 UTCIs there a higher tier I️ can pay for Mean August TM? Because I’ll pay it.
Rachael
2024-11-16 05:37:32 +0000 UTCOkay so he MUST read like fanfiction right?? Am I️ crazy? There’s no way someone is this fucking good at this shit without reading stuff like that there’s no way.
Rachael
2024-11-16 05:35:43 +0000 UTCLiterally just identified that I️ liked being ignored like…..a week ago? Your timing is impeccable, as always.
Rachael
2024-11-16 05:30:38 +0000 UTCWow so apparently I️ like being told to shut up?
Rachael
2024-11-16 05:29:02 +0000 UTCi’m actually laughing so hard because this is basically the same plot of my favorite eren aot fanfic BYE 😭😭😭 and the way i found you through that author’s other work bc they used your camping audio as inspo when it blew up on reddit 😵💫😭
peach
2024-11-16 05:24:48 +0000 UTCSounding like Jonathan Frakes at the end
grummmble
2024-11-16 05:22:10 +0000 UTCi love this. like he just dropped off a plate of food at your table 😋
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-11-16 05:06:03 +0000 UTC“can i tell you to shut up?” oh august don’t play coy you know the answer to your own question boooo (i’m clapping and cheering)
peach
2024-11-16 05:05:24 +0000 UTCi accidentally replied w the wrong thing omg ignore that… but literally whenever he gets rough and mean with us i’m like Wait. maybe i am just a breeding toy.
peach
2024-11-16 05:05:16 +0000 UTC@sarah right?? you get me! we aim to misbehave 🤪
El ☃️
2024-11-16 05:02:39 +0000 UTCspider-man meme 🫵🏼😍
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-11-16 04:55:57 +0000 UTC我嘞个
tzandsylus
2024-11-16 04:44:43 +0000 UTCMy headcanon is August recording an audio, focusing on running lines while doing this, fondling "us" and using us for our wet sounds 🤪
SR 🔷️🌹
2024-11-16 04:41:34 +0000 UTCWhich is what he already does lbr 🤭
SR 🔷️🌹
2024-11-16 04:34:21 +0000 UTCreverse uno but sexy 🔄😍
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-16 04:27:59 +0000 UTCwhoo happy early bday!! 🥳
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-16 04:16:23 +0000 UTComg happy birthday!!
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-11-16 04:14:31 +0000 UTCNo bc why did I instantly think “aw haha how cute. make me 🙂”
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-16 04:13:51 +0000 UTCyum. thx!
chloe
2024-11-16 04:07:10 +0000 UTCwhen these mean audios come out my feminism flies out the window! the wage gap is a myth and i am an object!!! i just wanna be part of yOUR SYMPHONYYYYY—
erin 🤸♂️
2024-11-16 04:00:08 +0000 UTCThat giggles?!🤌🤌
transistor
2024-11-16 04:00:06 +0000 UTC"Hi, I'm kinda annoyed again with a lot of reasons" 😭 I've been feeling so burnt out from work, and I totally get this feeling August! Thank you for feeling comfortable in sharing this with us. 🥰 ok now I'll "just shut up and listen." That freaking chuckle right after 🫠☠️
Fa-la-la-Lola-la-la-la-laaaa 🎄☃️🌲
2024-11-16 03:59:27 +0000 UTCthe blowjob part… i need to be COMMITTEDDDDD [kendall roy screaming into suit jacket gif]
erin 🤸♂️
2024-11-16 03:57:08 +0000 UTCReal
Grace
2024-11-16 03:53:14 +0000 UTCme being so busy at work today i purposefully told myself i'd ignore him until later only to come on here and see a post about being ignored: 😦.... 🥰
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-11-16 03:51:41 +0000 UTCHappy birthday!!
Grace
2024-11-16 03:49:35 +0000 UTCthis and a bowl>>>>>>
cass
2024-11-16 03:49:25 +0000 UTCOmg happy birthday!!
Grace
2024-11-16 03:48:45 +0000 UTCHappy late birthday!!
Grace
2024-11-16 03:46:29 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday!!
Grace
2024-11-16 03:45:57 +0000 UTC‘Just shut up and listen maybe’ I gasped and covered my mouth lmao
morgan.
2024-11-16 03:32:31 +0000 UTCThat minute or so of aftercare is so appreciated and needed bc I am always so senseless after these audios 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Rowan
2024-11-16 03:13:31 +0000 UTC"Okay bye just kidding" ?!?! Preparing myself to listen 🫠
Fa-la-la-Lola-la-la-la-laaaa 🎄☃️🌲
2024-11-16 03:00:25 +0000 UTCOh sweetheart (respectfully) you could be meaner 😈
Sarah
2024-11-16 02:49:24 +0000 UTC“shut up and listen” …😶
manifest
2024-11-16 02:39:12 +0000 UTCThe giggle at 3:15 made me go like actual monkey brain crazy
Roombacat
2024-11-16 02:11:11 +0000 UTCThe giggles in this while you’re trying to be mean…ERROR404 😳
roxyyy ‘round the 🎄
2024-11-16 01:55:48 +0000 UTCYou are a god🙇♀️ Reminiscent of the tutor...still grieving for what could've been inside that part 2 audio 🥲. This audio was transcendent as always 🧘♀️
❄️Aquatic_Chimera☃️
2024-11-16 01:46:21 +0000 UTCBOOM SHAKA LAKA YESS GAWWWDDD
Roombacat
2024-11-16 01:46:17 +0000 UTCadvanced happy birthday to you!!!
kio
2024-11-16 01:02:26 +0000 UTCoh god where do i start [SCREAMS] ugh this was so good i never thought i would be into this tbh 🧍♀️ but Damn you getting all scoffy is so ???!?!?!? 🐕 also the check ins here and there + the random giggles balances it off real well mhm
kio
2024-11-16 01:02:10 +0000 UTCI’m not sure who’s the mean one here, like I was supposed to interrupt him in the middle of him working or ask for attention when he was at the busiest. Even if he didn’t look at me or engage too much verbally, he still got me off, right??? I kinda felt like I used him as a sex toy🤣
秦词
2024-11-16 00:58:10 +0000 UTCDing ding ding!!!
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-16 00:52:24 +0000 UTCSo August’s idea of being mean is to pleasure you until you come without looking at you🤔 Idk I think it’s kinda sweet🤣
秦词
2024-11-16 00:45:59 +0000 UTCim so so sorry for spamming the comments but hiyltlgkwkfuwkdbkwkfwjf
kio
2024-11-16 00:31:52 +0000 UTCOmg this audio brought out a side of me I never knew existed. Throughout I was like I'll stay for the pussy action but be dead silent when he tries to make me cum, like not react to make him doubt his abilities lol or get on my phone while he's touching me. See how he likes it. I never knew I was that petty 😂
SR 🔷️🌹
2024-11-16 00:30:34 +0000 UTCYou were right 😭😭😭
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-11-16 00:29:19 +0000 UTChappy birthday, anna!
kio
2024-11-16 00:25:24 +0000 UTCHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
kio
2024-11-16 00:25:05 +0000 UTCHappy to see rare Tutor vibes come out to play ☺️ I fear you knew what you were doing and you did it very well 🤭
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-11-16 00:25:01 +0000 UTChappy belated birthday to youu!! i hope you enjoyed your day <3
kio
2024-11-16 00:24:34 +0000 UTCOH WOW WOOOOOW good morning to MEEE
kio
2024-11-16 00:23:43 +0000 UTCMmm sweet n spicy _(´ཀL`」 ∠)
JammyJam
2024-11-16 00:18:30 +0000 UTCI have no words 😔
Violet 💜
2024-11-16 00:17:37 +0000 UTCwhat the fuck......,
Violet 💜
2024-11-16 00:17:16 +0000 UTCthis…….. yes
erin 🤸♂️
2024-11-16 00:13:34 +0000 UTClol king shit
makenzi
2024-11-16 00:09:49 +0000 UTC😂💯
Liz M
2024-11-16 00:07:34 +0000 UTCAugust: “I feel sort of bad when people say take all the time you need.” “Don’t do that, just shut up and listen maybe” Me (said those exact words a few weeks ago): 🧍🏾♀️ August: Is that okay? Me: SIRRR ABSOLUTELY 🙇🏾♀️ keep going x
Deedee 🫶🏾
2024-11-16 00:07:34 +0000 UTCNgl the brat in me was like…no you shut the fuck up 😂😂
El ☃️
2024-11-16 00:05:20 +0000 UTCSalutations 🫲🏻
Lizzy 💃🏻
2024-11-16 00:02:04 +0000 UTCAhhh MrsSnugglePuss happy late bday!!!! 🎊
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-15 23:46:40 +0000 UTC🤐 👏🏼👏🏼 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 👍🏼👊🏼
Liz M
2024-11-15 23:41:19 +0000 UTChappy belated birthday!! 💖
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 23:33:39 +0000 UTChappy early birthday, blake!! 💖
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 23:33:13 +0000 UTCHappy birthday 🎂🎉🎉
Rowan
2024-11-15 23:32:28 +0000 UTCjust what i needed bless
pretzelpatrons
2024-11-15 23:29:14 +0000 UTCfffUUUck
El ☃️
2024-11-15 23:24:24 +0000 UTChell yeahh 🦂🦂🦂
anna
2024-11-15 23:16:57 +0000 UTCHappy (belated) birthday 🥳🎉
riri
2024-11-15 22:59:19 +0000 UTCHappy belated!! 🥳
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-15 22:57:56 +0000 UTCThere's a french word that (I think) would suit him quite well and it's "espiègle" (mischievous) 🫣 the "it's just cocky and cheeky and doesn't hurt my feelings." part is so real 😂
riri
2024-11-15 22:56:50 +0000 UTCThis is so mean! And I love it so much!
Isa
2024-11-15 22:56:47 +0000 UTCSo excited for this. 2 days before I turn 22 I’m rushing to get homeeee
Blake Richter
2024-11-15 22:48:16 +0000 UTCyou could’ve gone meaner and bossier tbh! it would be hot as a full fledged audio maybe with a dynamic where there’s a slight power imbalance maybe? just thinkin out loud
R ♡
2024-11-15 22:45:36 +0000 UTCI love a commanding august but what really kills me are the random giggles. They're so adorable.
Freya Gwynn
2024-11-15 22:36:29 +0000 UTCI was like rude, don't read me like that 🤣
MrsSnugglePuss
2024-11-15 22:35:23 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday fellow Scorpio
MrsSnugglePuss
2024-11-15 22:33:45 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday fellow Scorpio! Mine was the 12th! This definitely was a birthday treat. 🥰
MrsSnugglePuss
2024-11-15 22:32:53 +0000 UTCI think hes less actually mean and more bossy and that's the line that makes it good. It's not mean spirited, it's just cocky and cheeky and doesn't hurt my feelings. 🤣
MrsSnugglePuss
2024-11-15 22:30:34 +0000 UTCHappy belated birthday!! ✨
August Winter
2024-11-15 22:28:41 +0000 UTCHappy belated birthday to me 🤣 what a treat.
MrsSnugglePuss
2024-11-15 22:28:07 +0000 UTCAnother 100/10 DT audio 💅🏼 I'm not particularly a fan of "mean" audios, but yours are always enjoyable because I don't feel threatened when I listen to them 🥲 because you always manage to keep them safe and healthy (even if I find your giggles e-v-i-l for my sanity) 🙂↔️☝🏼
riri
2024-11-15 22:22:56 +0000 UTCI love how everybody was at work when this dropped🤣
key
2024-11-15 22:13:37 +0000 UTChe’s just like my dad fr /j
🥞cottonheadedninnysheshe🍝
2024-11-15 22:09:40 +0000 UTC"shut up"... oh baby my lips are SEALED you don’t gotta worry bout nothingggg🤭
lea
2024-11-15 22:09:02 +0000 UTCif you ever release an anal audio i would be able to die happy no pressure though
savannah
2024-11-15 22:07:26 +0000 UTCAugust: maybe shut up and listen? 😒 Also August: aww happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-15 22:04:44 +0000 UTCThis was also my first thought as a certified brat™️ and I STAND ON BUSINESS.
IttyLittyTittyCommitee
2024-11-15 22:00:56 +0000 UTCsorry to kill the mood but is anyone else in the comments while listening and crying laughing at August being like happy birthday now shut the fuck up just me or
🥞cottonheadedninnysheshe🍝
2024-11-15 22:00:56 +0000 UTChappy birthday anna!! 🎈
wiggie winter hymnal❄️
2024-11-15 21:56:24 +0000 UTChappy birthday omg!! 🎂
wiggie winter hymnal❄️
2024-11-15 21:56:03 +0000 UTC"Shut up and listen" Yes daddy boss me around ❤️🔥 I love it when you do that. Hearing you smile and lightly chuckle naturally makes my day. It's such a comfort for me to hear.
Queen 👑
2024-11-15 21:55:40 +0000 UTCHappy birthday!! 🥳
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-15 21:48:51 +0000 UTCAlso, I totally logged off work early because of this. What a lovely Friday treat to end an otherwise terrible week 🥹
hc
2024-11-15 21:48:33 +0000 UTCHappy birthday!! 🥳
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-15 21:46:42 +0000 UTCToday's lesson is that I guess I do like to be told to shut up 🤐 if this is a precursor for an anal audio where listener is being too loud and speaker has to keep reminding her to shut the fuck up I would be so pleased
hc
2024-11-15 21:46:03 +0000 UTCy’all are making me rethink my concept of mean because i always say i don’t like it and i didn’t vote for it but i loveeee this kind of shit lmao maybe im using the wrong definitions
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-15 21:42:13 +0000 UTCOKAY I just finished (LISTENING, guys, I just finished LISTENING…) but the way you can’t help but provide reassurance and aftercare anyway… you EARNED getting to ignore me 🫶🏼😭
Paige ❄️✨
2024-11-15 21:39:56 +0000 UTCI can tell Thanksgiving is coming up because you cooked an entire FEAST with this one. Instant classic. 100/10 no notes
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-15 21:38:47 +0000 UTCaugust and assholes 🫱🏽🫲🏻
Mimi
2024-11-15 21:31:24 +0000 UTCperfect for a lunch break !!
Mimi
2024-11-15 21:30:06 +0000 UTCAll the taunting undertones are sooo good, i love when they appear
Mimi
2024-11-15 21:26:25 +0000 UTChappy 21st birthday!! 💖🎉
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 21:26:14 +0000 UTCHappy birthday!!!!
August Winter
2024-11-15 21:22:39 +0000 UTCHappy birthday ❤️
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-11-15 21:18:01 +0000 UTCEveryday we creep closer and closer to anal🙏🏽🙏🏽
Maia
2024-11-15 21:16:30 +0000 UTCwhoaaa happy 21st!!!! 🎂
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-15 21:16:15 +0000 UTChappy birthday! 🥳
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-15 21:15:58 +0000 UTChappy birthday!! 🍾
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-15 21:14:46 +0000 UTCbest. 21st. birthday. gift. ever.
burntstrawberrytoast
2024-11-15 21:14:16 +0000 UTCYay! Happy birthday, Anna!
Paige ❄️✨
2024-11-15 21:12:20 +0000 UTCSo real for this 🙃
Paige ❄️✨
2024-11-15 21:11:52 +0000 UTCme seeing these tags:🤦♀️💁♀️🤰
wfdqj
2024-11-15 21:11:29 +0000 UTCyou know what? hell yeah 🙂↕️ may the sassy man apocalypse continue 😌🫶🏾
Deedee 🫶🏾
2024-11-15 21:07:25 +0000 UTCshutting up 🫡
Aspen
2024-11-15 21:04:54 +0000 UTChappy birthday!!! 🎂🎂
santa-liyah 🧣
2024-11-15 21:00:50 +0000 UTCwarmest regards
🥞cottonheadedninnysheshe🍝
2024-11-15 21:00:43 +0000 UTC@gabriella: you're always so lovely and kind 🥹💖 judging by everyone's reactions to this dt, this audio is definitely going to help! ALSO i just noticed your pfp is wearing the vote sticker and i'm over the moon to see it!! 💖💖
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 20:54:17 +0000 UTCI'm sorry this week was so stressful 😞, I hope this DT helps wash it away!
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-11-15 20:52:28 +0000 UTCalways a fire tag i fear
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-15 20:50:12 +0000 UTChappy birthday, anna! 🥳
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-15 20:47:41 +0000 UTCi’d fr cry if i was being ignored but this situation i guess i’ll sit down and shut the fuck up 😇
amy
2024-11-15 20:45:26 +0000 UTCanal mention tag?! LETS GOOOOO
R ♡
2024-11-15 20:42:50 +0000 UTC“Shut up and listen, mabye…is that ok?” Adorable, was honestly expecting to get my feelings hurt when I read the degradation tag. 😂
JENNI
2024-11-15 20:42:48 +0000 UTCHaha happy bday to you indeed
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-11-15 20:42:21 +0000 UTChappy bday anna!! 🎊🎊
amy
2024-11-15 20:42:17 +0000 UTCYes to all of this! And yes to Alisha below about how August makes you feel safe. Doing/saying these things irl could hurt, but he wraps you up in soothing comfort, safety and respect and it just makes me light headed and oozing, emotionally and physically.
BumbleBeepBoop
2024-11-15 20:41:35 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday, Anna!
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-11-15 20:40:03 +0000 UTChappy birthday anna!!
Mimi
2024-11-15 20:39:03 +0000 UTChappy birthday, anna!! 💖🎉
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 20:37:26 +0000 UTChappy birthday, anna!!!!!
August Winter
2024-11-15 20:36:40 +0000 UTChappy birthday Anna!
Moira
2024-11-15 20:36:12 +0000 UTCWOAH
kira ✨
2024-11-15 20:35:18 +0000 UTComg wait some of us were talking about something similar in the discord last night about how august has a great balance for making us feel safe enough that being roughed up—or ignored in this case—feels super hot 🤭 anyways, your comment had me both laughing and shaking in anticipation to listen to this dt~
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 20:31:24 +0000 UTCoh lord hbd to me
anna
2024-11-15 20:28:43 +0000 UTCRight? Why did I giggle so much at this?
BumbleBeepBoop
2024-11-15 20:28:32 +0000 UTCAlso, the “that’s not your job” made me want to say yes daddy my job is whatever you tell me it is.
BumbleBeepBoop
2024-11-15 20:27:12 +0000 UTC“Okay bye just kidding” unbelievable attitude after those tags. Following that lovely anxiety audio with this kind of audio is diabolical! I was gonna say something nice and then you’re like don’t say nice stuff in the comments uuuuugh get out of my head; I feel called out! wtf that’s me! 😂 well, sorry, but it ain’t changing, buddy. Do take care of yourself; get a breath of fresh air. Take some time off. Wind down, belt out a song, dance the night away. Whatever it is you wanna do to feel good, DO IT! Also hydrate a lot! “Shut up and listen” I gasped 😂😂😂😂 No, YOU shut up!! I am laughing, wheezing, slapping my leg, unexpected. Absolutely loved it. I wasn’t even sure if the intro ended or the audio began I was so out of breathe 😂 Okay! BACK ON TOPIC! Being ignored in reality would make me anxious BUT, why is THIS hot? I’d actually wouldn’t mind the absentminded stuff happening, is that bad? Is it cuz it’s AITW? Is it your voice? Yes, a million times yes. You’re enjoying the whole “shut up” thing, huh? Or “Could you please be quiet, thank you?”; decisions decisions. I’d go with “shut up”; pretty rough, sexual-tension-inducing. Fits the mood. Those little “hmm?” Here and there, they definitely fit the vibe. GREY SWEATPANTS! Are you kidding me? You are on a roll! 😭 funny how we are being ignored and yet, grey sweatpants bulge, Hm?😏 Anything that has to do with smelling a scent feels so … so primal; so hungry. Always makes me happy and giddy. Being ignored through an orgasm would feel THE WORST! 😭😂 “maybe I should put my hand over your mouth when you c*m just so you don’t distract me” um EXCUSE ME, SIR! Yes that’s cheating but 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 beautiful; I’d melt into a puddle, please proceed. “Feel your spit running down my c*ck onto my b*lls” followed by that laugh 😂😅. Why are you like this? The genuine joy in that laugh knowing that you come up with the best lines out there. “Maybe I’ll use that after” ……. Call the ambulance, I am hyperventilating. Waiting on that anal audio you’ve been hinting at so much, August! Definitely a creampie/breed kink to end this torture sesh. “Throw you back onto the couch and keep ignoring you” SO MEAN! You’re so MEAN today! I Like it! Listen to how giddy you sound 😂 hope THAT lifted your mood!! I’m waiting for the abrupt ending with this one. Yeah it wasn’t rough but the tension was there alright! Take a deep breath, August, you’re good. You’re safe. You’re awesome. Please hydrate. Thank you for this!
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-11-15 20:26:07 +0000 UTC“I can tell that you want my attention” me wanting attention: 👁️👁️
orn ana ment
2024-11-15 20:21:15 +0000 UTCaww @a: you're the sweetest!! i hope you have a wonderful weekend too!! 💖💖
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 20:20:09 +0000 UTCHaaaaa! 😂
BumbleBeepBoop
2024-11-15 20:15:48 +0000 UTChope ur next week is better! manifesting a chill weekend ✨
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-15 20:14:35 +0000 UTCGet it dana!
BumbleBeepBoop
2024-11-15 20:13:18 +0000 UTChaven’t listened to this yet but ur so real Paige
A 🦕🎄
2024-11-15 20:12:53 +0000 UTCShut up and listen. Okay daddy
Madi
2024-11-15 20:12:53 +0000 UTCMe irl - Don’t ignore me. That’s mean and rude. 🥺 Me with August - Please ignore me. That’s mean and rude. 🥵🥵🥵 Omg the shut up in the beginning. Whew. As always, I’m blown away by your effortless transitions between narration and dialogue. This was fire. The aftercare was sweet and beautiful.
BumbleBeepBoop
2024-11-15 20:12:24 +0000 UTCLol ironic because I started ignoring the audio 😅
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-11-15 20:12:14 +0000 UTCThis dropped while I was driving home and it’s the longest drive I’ve ever had; I hate him 😂
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-11-15 20:12:02 +0000 UTCLISTEN YOU WILL LOVE IT ; I’m writing my essay about this diabolical audio
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-11-15 20:11:22 +0000 UTCNo, YOU shut up Bye, just kidding
Lizzy 💃🏻
2024-11-15 20:09:43 +0000 UTClaughing/giggling this much when you’re being this cruel is insane <3
santa-liyah 🧣
2024-11-15 20:09:05 +0000 UTC“is this the meanest DT? i don’t know” good news: i know!!!!! and it is (complimentary). this audio & i are about to get real familiar LMAO (especially 17:20-17:55, for any of you that prefer a little… instruction. ☺️)
santa-liyah 🧣
2024-11-15 20:07:54 +0000 UTC@sarah!!!! “Nothing more relaxing than being put in your place” 🥵😍
Paige ❄️✨
2024-11-15 19:59:03 +0000 UTCAugust: okay bye just kidding Me: where’s the “you in danger girl” gif
Conni
2024-11-15 19:58:59 +0000 UTCGODS LAST NAME IS DAMMIT oh my GOD
Paige ❄️✨
2024-11-15 19:57:52 +0000 UTCFirst thoughts - August: “don’t tell me it’s gonna be okay or try to comfort me” Me, a therapist and nurturer, but also a certified brat: don’t tell me what to do, take care of yourself and take all the time you need 😈
Paige ❄️✨
2024-11-15 19:56:33 +0000 UTCI'm ready (or not) to lose the tiny bit of sanity I have left after listening to this 😌👋🏼
riri
2024-11-15 19:55:06 +0000 UTCThe way I am currently scrambling for my headphones + Gchatting colleagues that I’m about to “catch-up on emails for the next 30 minutes” aka slamming my laptop shut and taking a midday break to listen to this bc the tags have me too fucked up to focus!!! Thank fucking god I wfh on Fridays 🙏🏼
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-15 19:54:53 +0000 UTCi was here slutting around and now I’m early
Mariana
2024-11-15 19:54:09 +0000 UTCoh i’m not ready for this
milaaa
2024-11-15 19:53:57 +0000 UTC“desperate little ignored slut, would you cum like that?” [ FLATLINING SFX ]
santa-liyah 🧣
2024-11-15 19:51:27 +0000 UTCyou got to live your gamer audio fantasy irl by listening to this while playing 🤭
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 19:50:54 +0000 UTCbow. right right right. RIGHT🎀
viccyswrld
2024-11-15 19:47:37 +0000 UTC(yes)
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-11-15 19:47:29 +0000 UTCI’m in the middle of a really good OW comp win streak. Do I stop queuing for this?? 🤔
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-11-15 19:45:29 +0000 UTCWE JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!!! 💰💸🤑🥳 (August posted a mean mdom audio)
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-15 19:45:14 +0000 UTCi didn’t know how bad i needed this until right now
Natalie
2024-11-15 19:44:43 +0000 UTCRACHEL my sister was talking to me when I got the notif and I was like “mmm…uhhh…hhhh…yeh um what” while distractedly shutting my door the NERVE to disrupt our lives like this 🙄
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-15 19:44:16 +0000 UTCScariest just kidding I’ve ever seen :x
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-11-15 19:42:54 +0000 UTCWE CANT STOP WINNING! 🤑
wiggie winter hymnal❄️
2024-11-15 19:42:42 +0000 UTCWhat’s “mean” are these mid-afternoon workday DT drops oh my godddd 🫵🏼‼️👿 the notif popped up mid-meeting and I got so flustered I had to ask someone to repeat something jfjcksh
rachel the 🔴-nosed reindeer🦌
2024-11-15 19:42:29 +0000 UTC@sarah: i feel so seen 💖 those tags have already improved my mood and i haven't even hit play yet
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 19:42:23 +0000 UTCNothing more relaxing than being put in your place 😇🫶🏼
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-15 19:41:03 +0000 UTC@wiggie: nothing cheers me up more than seeing the words "meanest dt" in the description 🤭
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 19:40:49 +0000 UTCWe are definitely psychologically stable
Jen-ger bread cookie 🎄
2024-11-15 19:39:57 +0000 UTCthis is self care 🥰
wiggie winter hymnal❄️
2024-11-15 19:39:30 +0000 UTCThese tags - my god - I needed this.
chantaldesiree
2024-11-15 19:38:55 +0000 UTC“shut up”????? this right here is why gods last name is dammit. IM IN.
wiggie winter hymnal❄️
2024-11-15 19:37:49 +0000 UTCI read “meanest DT” and a casino jackpot sound started playing in my head is this normal 🎰
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-11-15 19:37:11 +0000 UTC"like I read books" real as hell I was trying to read something earlier before the notification came in for this post and was doom scrolling instead lmao Edit: at the end of the audio and I think I'm dead????? The calm tone throughout the whole audio really had my brain going insane good lord
Mantis
2024-11-15 19:36:46 +0000 UTCThe tags gave me shocked Pikachu face!!! I can’t listen yet but I know we’re eating GOOD TONIGHT I’ll be back no punctuation needed rn
Paige ❄️✨
2024-11-15 19:36:12 +0000 UTCI’m s a t and well behaved
Jen-ger bread cookie 🎄
2024-11-15 19:35:04 +0000 UTClistening to this at work for some meta distraction-play
santa-liyah 🧣
2024-11-15 19:34:16 +0000 UTCi've had an insanely stressful week which has left me in such a bad mood these past few days, so i'm excited to take it out on this audio when i get off work later tonight 💖
alisha-ilent night ❄️
2024-11-15 19:34:15 +0000 UTCAnother masterful drop on this beautiful Friday, thank you, August 😌 I’ll shut up now
Jen-ger bread cookie 🎄
2024-11-15 19:33:50 +0000 UTCnot me writing out a comment abt the beginning before August is like no, don’t do that. lol, you got me. 🤷🏻♀️ the “shut up” was hot and had me giggling and blushing ☺️
Moira
2024-11-15 19:33:13 +0000 UTCasshole august? good lord 🙏🙏😩😩
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-Laine 🎄❄️☃️
2024-11-15 19:33:10 +0000 UTCHow dare
🥞cottonheadedninnysheshe🍝
2024-11-15 19:32:20 +0000 UTCOh I’m shutting up right now! 😆😈🩷
Little•Miss•Good•Girl
2024-11-15 19:31:26 +0000 UTC“Just shut up and listen” I’m never opening my mouth again ✋🤚 my bad
Jaz
2024-11-15 19:31:18 +0000 UTC3:30am, august drops a new dirty talk audio, sleep postponed 😩
ren
2024-11-15 19:30:28 +0000 UTC(Condescending) 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Luna
2024-11-15 19:30:24 +0000 UTCNow THIS ??? Ooo Baby I’m so ready let’s go 💅
✨Danie✨
2024-11-15 19:29:48 +0000 UTCOooo I can't wait for this...those tags 🫠
Tay
2024-11-15 19:29:37 +0000 UTCthese tags have me GASPING
kiara✨
2024-11-15 19:29:24 +0000 UTCYou’re edging towards anal. There it is. Can’t be looking at this on my way home. 😂 Wait for me, y’all!
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-11-15 19:29:09 +0000 UTCtags??? HOT HOT HOT HOT
chloe
2024-11-15 19:28:23 +0000 UTCi was already on here listening !! thank you 💗💗
yasmin<3
2024-11-15 19:27:57 +0000 UTC
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