Unfortunately, this joke did not get approval. I'm still seeing about keeping the first half, but the last remark definitely has to go, even though I don't want it to haha.
I figured before it was thrown into the abyss away from the eyes and ears of the public, I would share it here so it could be appreciated by a few.
Edit: To be clear, Matt thought it was really funny but didn't think the Eastwood Execs would dig it.