Chew Time: Pinkia Pia Bubble Roll (Preview)

A preview for the upcoming Patreon-exclusive story voted on by the Patrons! Enjoy this early look at a pink-ifying, pony TF!

“As you know and can tell…” She nodded towards the poster behind her. “I am a big fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! Fingers crossed that A New Generation’s Netflix series lives up to that quality in any way!

“I could go on about the fun characters, terrific stories, lovely music, and charming energy the show has, but that's not what this show is about! We're here because while Generation 4 was going on, Hasbro did what any company does when they have a popular product: cash in hard with tie-ins!” The scene cut to an abrupt montage of all the tie-in merchandise that Friendship is Magic got over the years.

Once that was done, the scene returned to Rachel in her chair. Her grin has grown wider, her hand reaching for something off-screen. “And with any successful series, there's always going to be a bootleg or knock-off trying to cash in on the trend! I proudly present…”

She pulled out a small, pink, circle-shaped container, holding it close to the camera. It looked like a Hubba Bubba Gum dispenser. However, the label has a Pinkie Pie head JPEG on its sticker, along with a different label, called…

“The Pinka Pia Bubble Roll!” There's another hard cut, this time to the gum container on a rotating glass tray. It slowly spun around, showing both sides had the same sticker on it.

Rachel's narration could be heard. “This special bubblegum was a rare treat that showed up at many pony conventions back in the day, including BronyCon! From what I researched, the creator is unknown and nobody I talked with knew or remembered who sold it. However, the word is that this gum packs a super sweet, sugary blast that gives off major Pinkie Pie energy… among other things.”

The scene, yet again, cut back to Rachel. She gave the camera a pleasant wink. “It’s so hard to find an unopened container of this stuff these days. With the creator or creators still in the dark, you can't exactly ask them for a new one either. I'm very lucky to have gotten my mitts on one of these!

“And now, for you viewers at home, I'm gonna give this special gum a shot for you! I know we usually deal with food or drinks, but gum still counts.” She giggled. “This is the Transformative Chew after all!”

Rachel carefully peeled the Pinkie sticker labels off the container and placed them down on the table. However, she stopped midway through on the back label.

She squinted, leaning the back label closer to her face. “Hmm, apparently, there's an expiration date here. Says… “Good by September 30th… 2020.”

Rachel scratched her face, lips puffing. “Well,” she spoke with a shrug, “It's not like I haven't tried stuff that was even older than this. I've dealt with far worse before, right chewers? No reason to stop now!”

She took the sticker off and opened the gum container. She leaned in and gave it a small sniff. Curiously, her hair wiggled. “Hmmm…”  She breathed in the container, her hair wobbling. It could've been the lighting, but it almost looked as if there was a pinkish sheen from her locks and maybe even in her roots.

The host smiled. “Well, this still smells good to me! That's always a good sign as far as I'm concerned!”