Well folks, turns out it was all a huge misunderstanding! I went through the proposed text of the EUCD and in fact, this is the most amazing, well-thought bill I've ever read! The level of ingenuety and sophistication in this legislation is truely amazing. Mr. Voss and his fabulous colleagues really outdid themselves here.
Not only will this law make the internet MORE free and accessible, it will also have NO negative and unintended consequences whatsoever! Current filter-technology is actually amazing and completely flawless. The concern those algorythms could misidentify ANY form of upload for copyrighted material is completely unfounded! Haha! Especially when entrusted to the caring hands of big, beautiful corporations, that have only our wellbeing at their heart. And small copyright-holders will most definately not have to fear having copyright collectives extorting money out of them like the f***ing Cosa Nostra! That's absurd! Lol!
To sumn it up: I'm all aboard the Filter-Train! Choo choo, electric bogaloo! #LoveArticle13 #SkiddellideeEUCD #NotAtAllGrossAxelVoss
Plus, I received a BIG check from the EU-Parliament! Isn't that great?