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Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 35 -- (How-To Sex)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!

In today's episode: how-to become a sex god, according to literotica authors

P.S. nursery jelly guy had already been ready before, I just repressed most of the memory

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 35 -- (How-To Sex)

Comments

“Take a fat shit on it” I can’t 💀🤣

Nicole

The Trash Bag Condom era was a dark one.

TwoArmedBlueandRedDrapes

I always have a lot of fun with the lives and your imitations, especially the old lady saying sexual things, but... what happens at 50:00 makes me laugh all day long

Anne

Still scanning CrunchyRoll for "That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Breast."

Todd Carney

Great stuff

DragonSimp

I'll never be able to look at a paint brush the same again. . . 😵‍💫😞

Drake

Listening to this live at work was an experience for sure lol

Dex

1:34:39 I read the story after the live and at the end he claimed that it was satire, if it is that's not funny to be so desperate to fuck you'd get them drunk or give them a roofie.

Jeremy Knight

Please make the helmet of shame a real thing for drunk and dangerous lmao

ZaBy


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