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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 3 -- (Worst Story Ever Written)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the intoxicated continuation of my reading and roasting of Moon People, by Paddington Essay* -- a book so terrible, it actively pains me to read it.  

Can you put up with the tedious bologna-eating existence of a character so dull he makes watching paint dry seem like an extreme sport?  Then test your masochism and suffer along with me.  

You've been warned.


*Real name has been changed to protecc 

Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 3 -- (Worst Story Ever Written)

Comments

The fucking bologna rant has me in tears holy fuck Dangerous XD

Cole Blackblood

Listening to this while drunk gave me the spins. Buckle up chucklefucks.

Sol

I hate to say it this way, because you produce so much quality content, but, seriously, DA, this is the best shit on the internet. I cannot stop laughing aloud while listening to you frustrate yourself slogging through this nonsense. I cannot wait for the next installment!

Adam

Who wouldn't love to hear Dangerous tear into their writing, and their stories... Hmm, I could've sworn there was a spacestation somewhere in this story...remember what it was called? No? Oh, well. Here's hoping we aren't witnessing the pivot point of Dangerous' mental health crashing towards the furthest, deepest reaches of insanity and despair. Pfft, of course this isn't enough to turn her completly mad, right? Whatever may happen, keep it up, Dangerous. You're doing what everyone else is, too, sane to do! Cheers!

Just reading the way the description on Amazon was written reveals more than I care to know about this author's writing ability.

RollaJones

49:45 Wait, if I want to take someone on a date where should I take them? not that I could.

Jeremy Knight

You're rants in this are more interesting than this story.

Jeremy Knight

Ypi

Jeremy Knight

I can't wait to listen to this after work! Looking forward to the DA rant and bad writing so much xD

Car_313

When are you not intoxicated? Just kidding there. In all seriousness, you do great work and always manage to make me smile when I listen to D&D during work. 💙

Coby-O

I think you've coined a new expression here, DA: "Comes around like a bologna circle." I'm going to be using this in my daily life and all over the internet from now on.

Adam

This is tip tier nourishment for my soul

Mk

Lol Imagine if this was a movie, and the trailer had that suspenseful voice saying “When a meteor is about to crash into the Earth, and wipe out all life as we know it, It’s up to David to save the world. In a race against time, he must find out how many bologna sandwiches he can eat, before the meteor hits. Can David grow an interesting personality before the world ends? Will he safe the world, and will everybody in the world say “Wow” at the same time, at his heroic deeds? Find out on Moon People!” 😂 Thanks as always for your content Dangerous, I had a lot of fun, lots of laughs. I hope you have yourself a great day, take care, and stay safe. 🙂

Hayk

I think this level of pain and torture is too much for my masochist self…

Giu

Yay! More moon people! ❤️😊🤗

Dangerous' Freya❤️

bro i always miss the streams

Ilyas Osman


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